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Mr. Kulima Tower, Mr. Big Boy and all other distinguished roosters,

I see that all you penises surrounded by a body, think we are still in the dark ages. Wake up and quit thinking with your penile protrusions. idiots.

7701

PROPHECY IS BEING FULFILLED!



Name: Jiks | Country of residence: Zed | Written: Thursday, 4 March 2010 (15:28)
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ZESCO has finally been forced to cede its optical fibre cable to Zamtel but still has to settle the US $13 million loan for laying it, highly placed sources have revealed.

Since the advent of the Zamtel privatisation process last year, the government had been exerting pressure on Zesco management to have the power utility company's over 1,700 kilometre optical fibre network sold as part of Zamtel assets.

The move by the government to forcibly transfer the optical fibre was aimed at raising the profile of Zamtel by getting the Zesco network, which would automatically translate in an increase in RP Capital Partners of Cayman Islands’ fees or commission when Zamtel is sold at a higher value.

Sources close to the transaction told the Business Post that apart from enriching the profile of Zamtel, the shift of optical fibre would also allow Zesco to concentrate on its core business of power generation, supply and transmission.

IMPLICATION: KUYA BEBELE WHETHER IT IS SATA OR HH!



Name: George Kunda SC | Country of residence: Office of the Vice President | Written: Wednesday, 30 December 2009 (13:37) 7499
Your Excellency Dr.Rupia Bwezani Kumunzi Banda,

I am beginning to see the political climate in the nation in its right perspective of late. I have been hesitant to give an opinion about the prospects of MMD continuing in power for some time now but time has come when I should be bold enough with you. I really think time is almost over for us in government. This Michael Sata and his young man HH are really capitalising on the blunders we have made since you became state president. I think we should have handled the issues of investment (for ourselves) using government in a different manner. That is why I had suggested that your sons should delay showing their faces on the business scene and instead use other people and ministers like Dora. But worst of all was our decision to let Mr Fredrick Chiluba free this early. We should have probably delayed releasing him as we in the mean time campaign for his release to test the reaction of the electorate and then later go the appropriate way depending on the kind of reaction we get. Or even as some of these chaps have suggested, we could have allowed the law to take its obvious course of convicting him and immediately after that grant him clemency through the prerogative of mercy you are entitled to as head of state. I really thought releasing him would work in your favour especially with respect to his tribesmen (Chiluba) in Northern and Luapula provinces. Now this whole situation has made me look like a confused and dull lawyer when I have the finest legal brains in the nation. For instance sometimes I almost fail to answer Post Newspaper journalists when they ask why I am saying there is no credible case against Mr. Chiluba when the same courts already convicted Mrs. Chiluba for receiving stolen government money and properties from Mr. Chiluba. You see my situation your Excellency. So I have to come up with all sorts of incoherent arguments which sound so childish even to my own young children (so they say) irritating the whole nation even more. I don’t really know whether we are going to pull through the next election. Mike (Mulongoti), Ronnie (Shikapwasha), and Michael (Mabenga) are neither making the situation any easier. It seems the more they try to justify our contentious positions over different issues using Tetamashimba’s (MHSRIP) tactics, the more they irritate the electorate and then the UPND-PF pact capitalises on that. In a bid to come up with a plan B in case we don’t pull through, I wish to advise that we just go flat out in securing ourselves financially, like Robert’s guys across in Zimbabwe, before we leave. There are still a handful of potential schemes we can craft and benefit from to ensure that even if we are out of power come 2011; several generations of our descendants will never ever be in want. We still have state power in our hands and can use it to our ends. Some Items to keep on your mind as you continue relaxing indefinitely at Mfuwe Lodge (what jealousy Fred Mmembe calls “just watching Lions and Zebras”) are: Roger’s (Chongwe) compensation- a 2 to 3 million dollars would be a substantial reduction enough (from $6.7 m) for the masses to accept and then we can apportion it appropriately later; Chiluba’s $8 million he “forgot” in the Zamtrop account can be given to him on contract as long as he can perform substantially in return also; after all he isn’t even desperate about it- it is only a very small portion of what he is really worth (I think he deliberately left it there to appease his successor so that he doesn’t follow him up but instead continue with the established “culture” by dealing with it ($8m) - but the guy LPM was very strange enough not to temper with it, unlike African); there should still be a way of quickly facilitating the inclusion of the Zesco optic fibre network assets to Zamtel inventory of assets now that I have relieved this Zyambo chap ( the sell-out) of his duties as Zesco chairman so that we dispose of them together- that is a very good fortune your Excellency; we can also look at privatising Zesco late next year. South Africans are willing to inject a couple of hundreds of millions of dollars to develop hydroelectric infrastructure in Zambia for their power needs. There are huge personal benefits there. Just before elections we can also privatise or actually legalise the privatisation of the judiciary to safeguard ourselves in future against prosecution. I am still conducting literature reviews to establish possible models we can adopt for operating the judiciary as a private entity on behalf of the state- after all it is already in private hands, in mine. Just as a point of departure as I do my research, your Excellency do you know of any country in the world that operates with only two arms of government i.e. the executive and legislature we can learn from? Somalia is a “damn good” country to learn from as you fondly say your Excellency. I don’t really see the need for the judiciary. Maybe we can introduce it and then you can be awarded a professorship in governance studies. Finally I would like to congratulate you for your being awarded an honorary doctorate degree by the University of Zambia in recognition of you outstanding performance during your first year as president during the global economic crisis.

Yours in national service,

George Kunda, SC.

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Zuma akumwa mutototo. Real boosters iweee! but he has a constant potency inherent. His y axis doesnt start from Zero when X is zero. That constant alone can service three chicks and he needs a booster Mx varying with number of women added to the list where M is the gradient/slope

7699

Akumwa chani mudala uja Zuma? Si tunda mbuzi yamene-yamene?

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Imwe baaba,

Zuma is capable of servicing even ten chicks. The guy i am told, is bad news. Even at lunch hour he finds time for romance. He has it in abundance.The problem is his culture.I agree with you. some blue pills could be at work.
We are only 12 million in Zambia and women want husbands. Its time we helped out and married two each. If we run out of wives, Zimbabwe and Malawi will gladly supply given the similarity in culture. This we will produce enough voters to remove the MMD

7697

As RSA goes through the current discourse about morals amidst the scandal His Excellency President Jacob Zuma has (found himself to have) committed, I wish to throw in some food for thought. Given the heavy demands of the presidency, how does one man manage to work for so long hours, and then go home to satisfy the string of beautiful wives waiting anxiously (at least if they are normal sexual human beings) and even afford to reserve some spare capacity to get some special excitement with another lady (maybe ladies even). Ok, one may say the Pres is gifted and only using his God given gift. Or even there are blue pills on the market that may enhance performance manyfold. But is it at the expense of the requirements of the highest office? Ok that is a subjective dimension and may not hold any water. But the curious question I would like to ask is what happens to those beautiful wives who have very limited time with their husband, given his bussy schedule and merely their quantity and who most of the time seat at home, or go to the mall, read all these stories everywhere, and almost always in the company of all those handsome hunks (bodyguards and other male stuff). Is it fair for the beautiful ladies to spend most of their time alone caged sexually? Is it fair to stockpile women you can’t satisfy sexually? Mind you most men are usually scared (only the very naughty ones or those sexually incapable to control themselves- nothing to lose type) of wives of powerful men, lest state machinery descends on you. No wonder there are all those rumours in Swaziland of men making a killing out of the King’s full hands he continues to load. This made me build castles in the air of moving to Swaziland when I was young. Anyway that aside the serious question is what dignity doe it place on the presidency if there are rumours of other men tempering with the first ladies. Or should the first ladies starve even to death (it is possible) in order to maintain the president’s dignity while the president satisfies himself outside. Are we still of the traditional old belief that women go into sexual intimacy just for the sake of satisfying men otherwise they would do without it if not hassled. Are we being fair to our women? Maybe our Caucasian friends have a point. I believe our tradition is not respected if one man hoards a chain of women only to starve them sexually just because he has power and money.

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bwembya,
your fyakulatumpa as well, a##hole

7695

zambianunion.blogspot.com

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People like Chipimo Jr, Clive Chirwa and other pyramid top popular should not think they can have an impact when the average and low income Zambians have never heard of them or have any link to their law services or engineering or whatever. Chipimo jr, Clive Chirwa,Edify Hamukale, Patrick Mwanawasa, Dr Mutesa etc are all people with potential but should simply choose between MMD and the UPND-PF pact from which they can build experience and momentum. Ifi fyakulatumpa tumpa fye mu ma newspaper no kulapanga ama party yambi tafyabombe. Kuitemwa uko ba chipimo and he is an MMD sponsored. Wikesha ukwisa ku marapodi wapya mune. emulate chirwa ena naingila mu pact

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Leaders should provide leadership to their citizens.When CEEC was established, it was to provide funds for investment to all citizens with capacity to payback. What we read in the POST edition 4886 dated 4th march 2010 is shocking where one family has recieved 6 project approvals, when some provinces got none. This calls for serious investigations. By the way how much tax do they pay? Leaders in these areas ommitted must raise concern. Mutati, where are you. Where are the designers of this programme?