Bonking would have been Man’s daily delight if women never kept good secrets to themselves. A Woman would rather fake an orgasm than tell a man bonking her what to do to activate ripples of orgasms in her. Why is this so?
I have given my women bonking pleasure they only imagined possible. The delight I feel in seeing their satiated laughs and smiles as a result of a good bonk pleases my heart exceedingly. It is better than to lose a presidential election. The resulting calmness, proximity and peacefulness of a good bonk has made me realize that if all Men mastered the skill of bonking their women well, World peace and security as espoused in the United Nations Charter will be a reality. When cuddled in my arms while I stimulate their physical and psychological sensations, women open up and share with me their deep, intimate sexual secrets, fears, concerns and experiences. I have made the following conclusions.
>Many Women do not climax orgasmically when bonking with their Men.
>Those Women who orgasm, most have only one orgasm.
>Some women must work really hard to get that one orgasm.
>Most women wish they could easily orgasm.
>Most are frustrated by their male partner’s impatience and lack of bonking skill.
>Most Women give up too easily and early in their quest for an orgasm. As a result;
>Most opt to fake it rather than make it.
The above facts are doubtlessly bad news to any Man. Women know that nothing eats into a Man’s ego and self esteem than the knowledge that he bonks badly. Trouble is Men hate to be told that they are doing it all wrong. Such mulfunction if revealed only worsens things instead of improving them. Tell a Man his bonking is bad and he will lose his erection. This further disappoints Women whose need for a good bonk is even more intense than Men’s. The solution for women is to fake an orgasm. The reasoning is that when a woman fakes orgasm Man believes it to be real and puts in a good performance increasing the probability of fulfilling the woman’s bonking needs. Sometimes this works but most times it only makes a man bonk with long deep rough and irregular thrusts that many women find painful.
A good bonk stimulates a woman physically and psychologically. A good bonk triggers ripples of sequential multiple orgasms in a woman which in turn excites her emotions to deeply fall in love.
Women are naturally wired to crave to be impregnated by the Man they LOVE. This is their evolutionally function in life; to receive the SEED from Man and bear an offspring. This hidden desire to fall pregnant lies at the core of a womans sexuality and determines how free a woman can feel in revealing her erotic triggers. Before she can reveal her sensual secretes, a woman wants to be sure her Man is the right Man. To qualify as a right Man you must discover those secretes that awakens the slut in your woman. Sadly, few men have the patience hence women end up sexually unfulfilled, frustrated and feeling used.
This feeling is reinforced as a woman bonked a variety of Men without herself being able to experience the much talked about orgasm. In her quest to satisfy her natural cravings for a good bonk and find a perfect match that she will be free to bonk without inhibitions, a woman begins to bonk one Man after another in what I call “Bonk Rotation”. Soon the Men folk tell tales of how easy it is to drill through her Benghazi and call her ‘Mayo Waluse’(mother of Mercy). Fellow women brand her a prostitute. Frustrated, she then hates bonking and calls it lousy, dirty and good only for Mans satisfaction. She stops bonking for the fun of it but begins to bonks to settle scores with society and revenge failed relationships. When being bonked she begins to just lay there still like a log, with no any kind of movement. Her Man gets frustrated and begins to cheat on her. Happiness eludes her, Divorce results and she vows never to marry again because all Men are bustards.
The good news however is that all women can be orgasmic. Did you know that a woman can actually cultivate a capacity to have orgasms? All it takes is practice, practice and practice. Experts aren’t sure what leads women to develop this aptitude. However, the truth is Women must take chief responsibility of their own orgasms; every woman must internalize the idea that bonking is predominantly a physical act which requires being in tune with her physical self.
The philosophy of life is that each one is responsible for his or her own actions. Likewise everyone is responsible for achieving his or her own orgasm. What this means is that you need to rely primarily on yourself, not your partners to get what you want out of bonking.
Most women don’t realize that there is a remarkable benefit in being a highly orgasmic woman. The first benefit is that you receive a huge amount of physical and psychological stimulation leading to your complete gratification that calms you down.
Secondly, when a woman is bonked and she achieves a genuine intense orgasm, her Man feels great for being able to give her so much pleasure. He starts to think he is the greatest thing that happened since the invention of flushing toilets. His ego swells up and he begins to think you are a remarkable woman able to tune up your feelings for him. He loves you more for that and quits cheating because other women are not getting as orgasmic as you are. There bonking failures makes him feel inadequate and incompetent. He abandons them for you focusing all his finances and love on you making you the envy of your community. Huge benefits all because you are an orgasmic woman.
“Is that so Aunty Josephine?” Freakazoid asked as I finished counseling her.
“Yes” I said
“So Aunty Josephine you recommend that I should be bonking more?” Asked Freakazoid
“Off course you should, its good for your health. I said.
“Am wet already just thinking about it” Freakazoid said with a naughty giggle.
“Can I finger you? Am also good with my mouth as a woman I know just what your fantasies are.
"Mmmm that sound interesting said Frekazoid as she propped up on the office table. She slipped off her knickers and her well moistened Benghazi came into view.
I hurried to the sink and washed my hands warming them dry with hot air. Drill was at full throttle under the skirt as I approached the table. I was walking past the high velocity industrial fan when air blew off my Brazilian wig. As I made to get it back my skirt slipped down exposing Drill at full capacity.
"What! a terrified Freakazoid asked as her eyes hovered back and forth from drill to the wig, Are you not Aunty Josephine? How come… O my God its you The Bonking Donkey she said as she reached for the ash tray. I scampered out of the office the ash tray narrowly missing the nape of my neck. Damn I said to myself. Some women are lucky.