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Name: The pompus git
Ref: The morons on this site
Date: 06 Jan 2001

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Hey you idiots on this site - go back to school and learn how to spell!!

Then learn a bit of respect for everyone, be good to people.

PS Gerry's a voyeur


Name:
Ref: YOUR GOING TO FUCKING DIE
Date: 06 Jan 2001

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Name: JAKE
Ref:
Date: 06 Jan 2001

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YOU ARE A LOUSEY PIECE OF SHIT YOU FAT FUCKING DICKHEAD WHY DON`T YOU GO AND FUCK YOURSELF


Name: GRAFFANATER
Ref: sore ass butt slammers
Date: 01 Jan 2001

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AIDE'S cuer's fag's


Name: dont worry about it
Ref: all the haters
Date: 31 Dec 2000

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this goes out to all the niggas that hate on me for no reason. I aint even gonna curse you out cause thats too childish. I know all you guys that hate me, all i can say is thanks. i love u to. f.k


Name: Ben
Ref: Kaitlyn aka littlehottie69@hotmail.com
Date: 26 Dec 2000

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If you see this will you e-mail me at pimpindaddy45@hotmail.com I would like to get with you, fuck you 3 ways from Sunday, and teach you things you didn't know were possible.


Name: THE BIGGEST SEXY BABY
Ref: THE BIGGEST WHORES
Date: 21 Dec 2000

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JERRY WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW THAT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO WATCH? WELL IF ALL IT IS ABOUT SLEPING WITH FAMILY MEMBER HELL IF I WANTED TO WATCH THAT I CAN WAYTCH MY OWN FAMILY SLEEP AROUND! ALL THOSE FAT ASS WOMEN COME ON THERE AND THINK THEY ARE SOMETHING WITH THERE BIG FAT TETTIES HAGGING OUT THAT IS NOTING! MOINE ARE BIG TO THEY SHOULD LET ME GET ON THE FUCKING SHOW AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE A SHOW TO WATCH.


Name: THE BIGGEST SEXY BABY
Ref: THE BIGGEST WHORES
Date: 21 Dec 2000

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JERRY WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW THAT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO WATCH? WELL IF ALL IT IS ABOUT SLEPING WITH FAMILY MEMBER HELL IF I WANTED TO WATCH THAT I CAN WAYTCH MY OWN FAMILY SLEEP AROUND! ALL THOSE FAT ASS WOMEN COME ON THERE AND THINK THEY ARE SOMETHING WITH THERE BIG FAT TETTIES HAGGING OUT THAT IS NOTING! MOINE ARE BIG TO THEY SHOULD LET ME GET ON THE FUCKING SHOW AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE A SHOW TO WATCH.


Name: THE BIGGEST SEXY BABY
Ref: THE BIGGEST WHORES
Date: 21 Dec 2000

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JERRY WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW THAT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO WATCH? WELL IF ALL IT IS ABOUT SLEPING WITH FAMILY MEMBER HELL IF I WANTED TO WATCH THAT I CAN WAYTCH MY OWN FAMILY SLEEP AROUND! ALL THOSE FAT ASS WOMEN COME ON THERE AND THINK THEY ARE SOMETHING WITH THERE BIG FAT TETTIES HAGGING OUT THAT IS NOTING! MOINE ARE BIG TO THEY SHOULD LET ME GET ON THE FUCKING SHOW AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE A SHOW TO WATCH.


Name: fat dick
Ref: mr. pimper
Date: 20 Dec 2000

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STOP THE DISCUSSIONS IN THE SHOW AND GO WITH THE STRIPPING OF THE BIG BRESTED STRIPPERS


Name:
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Date: 20 Dec 2000

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Name: Fuck Nut
Ref: i88
Date: 20 Dec 2000

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the bithes you get on the show are sometimes fine


Name: Fuck Nut
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Date: 20 Dec 2000

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the bithes you get on the show are sometimes fine


Name: Springer fan
Ref: Springer mania
Date: 20 Dec 2000

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Jerry Jerry Jerry! WOoooh Jerry Jerry Jerry OH Yeah Jerry Jerry Jerry!!


Name: Harry
Ref: This goes out to me
Date: 19 Dec 2000

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you are a fag


Name: MYZERY
Ref: ANYBODY WHO CAN READ
Date: 13 Dec 2000

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WHY HATE ON JERRY WHEN HE'S STILL MAKING MONEY REGARDESS. WHA YOU NEED TO DO IS STOP HAVING YOUR TRAILER PARK FRIENDS, COUSINS, AUNTS, AND UNCLES COME ON THE SHOW AND HELP HIM MAKE MORE MONEY. THAT WOULD SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS. NOW THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: me
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Date: 04 Dec 2000

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hes gay


Name: me
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Date: 04 Dec 2000

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hes gay


Name: jerry spinger
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Date: 02 Dec 2000

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ooh look at me and my evil face


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Date: 02 Dec 2000

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Date: 02 Dec 2000

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Name: the angel of life
Ref: to the angel of death
Date: 01 Dec 2000

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the people that watch jerry a mostsly university students,so anyway i hope you are one as well or at least been to one, if not shut the fuck up.take care of yourselves and each ohter.


Name: Angel of Death
Ref:
Date: 30 Nov 2000

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GOSH JERRY YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS!!!!! THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH YOUR SHOW ARE EVEN WORST. TO SIT THERE AND WATCH AN ASSHOLE SAY CRAP IS LIKE TAKING A FORK AND STICKING IT UP YOUR ASS. AS THE ANGEL OF DEATH TAKING TIME TO KILL YOUR SORRY LOOSER ASS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME SO YOU CAN JUST SKIP THE WHOLE DEATH SENARIO AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL AND FUCK SATAN. ADIOS!!!!!


Name:
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am diedre barlow in drag


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am diedre barlow in drag


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am diedre barlow in drag


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am diedre barlow in drag


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am diedre barlow in drag


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am diedre barlow in drag


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am diedre barlow in drag


Name: Angel of Death
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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Jerry sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!Eminem needs to diss you. Dick head! Dick sucker!!!


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am the prematurely aged lovechild of pat butcher and roy "mr floppy" evans from eastenders


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am the prematurely aged lovechild of pat butcher and roy "mr floppy" evans from eastenders


Name: jerry springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i am the prematurely aged lovechild of pat butcher and roy "mr floppy" evans from eastenders


Name:
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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Name: fred west
Ref: never you mind
Date: 30 Nov 2000

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jerry springer is about as funny as a nine inch nail being driven into the scrotum with a sledgehammer


Name: fred west
Ref: never you mind
Date: 30 Nov 2000

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jerry springer is about as funny as a nine inch nail being driven into the scrotum with a sledgehammer


Name:
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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Name: david shell
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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jerry! jerry! jerry! how i love you and your jewish ways


Name: jerry
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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i carry a card around with my name on incase i forget what it actually is


Name: Jerry Springer
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Date: 30 Nov 2000

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look at me with my hypocritical jewish beliefs and pint sized american wit - or is that a contradiction in terms?


Name: Jerry Springer
Ref:
Date: 30 Nov 2000

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not only am i presenting miss world - but i am also taking part as ms america. Thanks.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 29 Nov 2000

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PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSYPUSSY PUSSY PUSSY


Name: JERRY BUTTER
Ref:
Date: 29 Nov 2000

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PLEASE SHUT UP BITCH YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALHING ABOUT YOU NAST PICE OF SHIT JERRY I LOVE YOU AND YOU DANE FUCK ME ANY TIME FUCK UNTILL THE PUSSY JUICE COME OUT


Name: Steven Moxham
Ref: You suck
Date: 19 Nov 2000

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Jerry even at the bottom of the planet you are hated. I hope satan rips of your head and shits down your throat..punk ass!!


Name: your gonna die bitch
Ref:
Date: 08 Nov 2000

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how bout i drop you with a boot to the head, what do you think of that you assfuck? i will rip off your face and wipe my ass with it.


Name: jerry springer
Ref: i am a fucking cum guzzler
Date: 08 Nov 2000

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if you read this i am gonna kill you and cut off your penises and feed them to your mother. If i ever see you i will shove my foot in your ass so whenevr you take a shit you will have to untie my shoes


Name: Al Gore
Ref: jerry plows male ass
Date: 08 Nov 2000

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Jerry springer is the biggest fucking faggot on the face of the planet. His show just pissses me off and I'm going to kill you. Jerry has a small penis and likes that bald guy to give him head.


Name:
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Date: 07 Nov 2000

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Name: jkl
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Date: 07 Nov 2000

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Im gonna kick your fucking ass


Name: k -9 5
Ref: Jagger
Date: 07 Nov 2000

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I am gona kick you ass!


Name: muba
Ref: fuck knows
Date: 07 Nov 2000

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hey mumba WHO LET DOGS OUT ?? WHO WHO


Name:
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Date: 07 Nov 2000

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Name:
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Date: 06 Nov 2000

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Name: lo cash
Ref: at last
Date: 06 Nov 2000

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a last a motherfucker that knows the true purpose of this site ,so what up you swine what took your brian so long to comprehend.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: I'M BACK
Date: 05 Nov 2000

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Whazzup?, I need someone worthy of my time. Where in the hell did we get all these retards on this site? Can I get my old dogs back? This Is a springer site--not the show. Get It In your heads you fufkin Morons. I need my spice back. Where are you honey? Lets get the old dogs back on this land here and have some fun. Hit me back if you have the balls . Peace out


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Date: 05 Nov 2000

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Date: 05 Nov 2000

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Name: ELMER FUDGEPACKER
Ref: TURDS
Date: 03 Nov 2000

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IVE GOT FAT TURDS WITH GREENISH CORN. I LIKE TO MASTURBATE MY GENITALS. MY BALLS ARE HAIRY. I HAVE WARTS ON MY NUTS. MY PENIS IS 5 INCHES IN LENGTH. ITS NAME IS BOBO. PET BOBO. BOBO LIKES IT. OH YA SPRINGER IS COOL. DRINK BEER.


Name:
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Date: 29 Oct 2000

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Name:
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Date: 27 Oct 2000

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Name: I.P.Freely.
Ref: Arsewipe.
Date: 25 Oct 2000

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No comment.


Name: I.P.Freely.
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Date: 25 Oct 2000

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Name: Piss Head Ned
Ref: Jerry
Date: 25 Oct 2000

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Get your hair cut you look like you have a matted cat on top of your head! Other than that you're all right. By the way how old are you because you look like you are 60 or over!!FUCK YOU!! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!


Name:
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Date: 25 Oct 2000

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Name: ME
Ref: YOU
Date: 25 Oct 2000

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JESUS LOVES ALL OF YOU SO WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON HURTING HIM???


Name: Weenabel
Ref: notta
Date: 25 Oct 2000

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Just wanted to say that I don't get to watch your show often but when I do It makes me feel good to find out that there are alot more people who are more fucked up than I will ever be. It gives me the laffs that I need when I am sad. By the way Jerry nice ass


Name: Sweet and Sexy
Ref: Jerry Springer haters
Date: 24 Oct 2000

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All of you trailer park trash needs to get a real job instead of sitting around watching the springer show and then downing him. because I'm from Huntsville,Texas and we love jerry and we like to bounce-with-it, bounce-with-it


Name: ZIBAZAKO
Ref: WHAT'S UP
Date: 14 Oct 2000

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JERRY SPRINGER, I LOVE YOUR SHOW SO IF ANYONE IS OFFENDED BY YOUR SHOW, I SAY TO THEM, SHUT YOUR DAMB TV OR CHANGE YOUR CHANNEL.


Name: Sweet
Ref:
Date: 10 Oct 2000

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Fuck you jerry you suck ass so just shut your fucking piehole


Name: JERRY  SPRINGER
Ref: TO ALL  THE DUMFUCKS  OF THIS PAGE
Date: 08 Oct 2000

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It`s nice to see so many people use this site to display their ignorance, i hope you all die and go to hell.oh by the way don`t forget to watch my show every week day or when ever your sorryasses get to see my briliant show.fuck you and good bye and remember take care of yourselves and each other.


Name: rebecca
Ref: me
Date: 07 Oct 2000

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hey jerry i come all the way from cambridge just to see you!!!!!!!


Name: rebecca
Ref: me
Date: 07 Oct 2000

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hey jerry i come all the way from cambridge just to see you!!!!!!!


Name: rebecca
Ref: me
Date: 07 Oct 2000

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hey jerry i come all the way from cambridge just to see you!!!!!!!


Name: rebecca
Ref: me
Date: 07 Oct 2000

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hey jerry i come all the way from cambridge just to see you!!!!!!!


Name: rebecca
Ref:
Date: 07 Oct 2000

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hi what do i do because i dunno what you on about!!!!


Name:
Ref:
Date: 05 Oct 2000

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dont worry my wife thinks im sick too


Name:
Ref:
Date: 05 Oct 2000

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jerry you ass kisser i like your show


Name: scottland the brave
Ref:
Date: 03 Oct 2000

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BLOOD IS NOTHING BUT A STUPID ASS LIKER MOTHER FUCKING JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: scottland the brave
Ref:
Date: 03 Oct 2000

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jerry springer is such a gay show and every one knows that


Name: BLOOD
Ref: Yo nigga we coming after yo ass u best watch it u fucking jew cuz us bloods dont fuck around
Date: 03 Oct 2000

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-U are jewish -Your shows sux -U cant speak corresctly -U look like an ass -And u need to get a life and stop dising us thugz bitch


Name: Andie
Ref:
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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hey Jerry,

I think your alright, but maybe you need to get some new ideas for your show....it's getting old. Sorry.


Name: Andie
Ref:
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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Hey Jerry, I think you alright, but maybe you need to get some new ideas for you shows.....its getting old. sorry


Name: Fanny Juice
Ref: Minge
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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I hate the way you build me up and spit me out you fuck!!!!!


Name: Realistic  Mind
Ref: dear ignorant kelly
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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dear kelly, i don`t know what fuck to call you but you are a dum fuck, jerry will never see this shit that you write on this page this page is mean`t to emulate the kind of shit we see on jerry and only among zambians and other visters to this site ,in other words if you have something totally fucked up to say to another zambian who by the way must be a user of this site or else will never get to know what you had to say, then this is your page fool so if you feel offended by the harsh you reminder of ignoramus mind then simply reply and i promiss you that we are going to have fun dissing eachother OK because i have a couple of things to tell your ignorant mind.BYE KEEP IN TOUCH ASSHOLE/BITCH what ever you are


Name: Realistic  Mind
Ref: dear ignorant kelly
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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dear kelly, i don`t know what fuck to call you but you are a dum fuck, jerry will never see this shit that you write on this page this page is mean`t to emulate the kind of shit we see on jerry and only among zambians and other visters to this site ,in other words if you have something totally fucked up to say to another zambian who by the way must be a user of this site or else will never get to know what you had to say, then this is your page fool so if you feel offended by the harsh you reminder of ignoramus mind then simply reply and i promiss you that we are going to have fun dissing eachother OK because i have a couple of things to tell your ignorant mind.BYE KEEP IN TOUCH ASSHOLE/BITCH what ever you are


Name: kellly  suck my dick
Ref: die jery springers
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

die jery springers.

jery springers

JERY SPRINGERS


Name: kellly  suck my dick
Ref: die jery springers
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

die jery springers

jery springers

JERY SPRINGERS


Name: kellly  suck my dick
Ref: die jery springers
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

DIE


Name: kellly  suck my dick
Ref: die jery springers
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die you fucking dick your a asshole my gramare can fuck beter then you jery thats what I heard asshole also my dog could swear beter then you thats what I heard pindick.(you jew basted poo fanny hore hoe I really hate you so make us a promise please and die mother fucker).


Name: kellly  suck my dick
Ref: die jery springers
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die you fucking dick your a asshole my gramare can fuck beter then you jery thats what I heard asshole also my dog could swear beter then you thats what I heard pindick.(you jew basted poo fanny hore hoe I really hate you so make us a promise please and die mother fucker).


Name: kellly  suck adick
Ref: die jery springers
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die you fucking dick your a asshole my gramare can fuck beter then you jery thats what I heard asshole also my dog could swear beter then you thats what I heard pindick.(you jew basted poo fanny hore hoe I really hate you so make us a promise please and die mother fucker).


Name:
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Date: 01 Oct 2000

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die you fucking dick your a asshole my gramare can fuck beter then you jery thats what I heard asshole also my dog could swear beter then you thats what I heard pindick.(you jew basted poo fanny hore hoe I really hate you so make us a promise please and die mother fucker).


Name: NO past the torch to JEW then JEW past the torch
Ref: to GOD. The name of the plases notherlands,greace,heaven.
Date: 01 Oct 2000

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I hate you your mean with coments from crowd are bad to also the fights and the name of the shows.The swearing is bad too how can you live like this bye doing thease shows.


Name: YOUR MUM
Ref: YOUR DAD
Date: 29 Sep 2000

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FUCK me over with dildo your a dick head jery get a life.


Name: fiona donelly
Ref: crap
Date: 29 Sep 2000

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I hate the way you do things like the name of the show and the fighting please stop it love from fiona


Name: mark dunn
Ref:
Date: 26 Sep 2000

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you are a jew so act like one


Name: leslie
Ref: hi
Date: 23 Sep 2000

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hello good pipo, still hellraising in here? alrighty then I'm outtie just wanted to send a few shout outs to all, l8tr


Name: Zoro
Ref: PTMP
Date: 21 Sep 2000

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iwe ka cinyo you think you are bad.Walikwata imititi mu cinyo.You go on like you're all that!!Tapali efyoli makaka....waba pamenso kwati cipato ca kwa kolwe!! Raise it up so that Imbwa can do your matako!You even have ama rats and cockroaches mu cinyo napa matako.Rotten cinyo come and I will give you some more!!


Name: Ke-Ke
Ref: Jerry
Date: 20 Sep 2000

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I REALLY LOVE YOUR SHOW. THERE IS SO MUCH HUMOR. JERRY U R A REALLY FRIENDLY GUY.BUY JERRY!


Name: D
Ref: GJGVJGVJG
Date: 20 Sep 2000

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Name: NUNYA
Ref:
Date: 19 Sep 2000

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I HOPE THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON ALL HERE IT SURE SEEMS THAT EVERYONE IS FULL OF HATE AND ANGER, PEOPLE NEED TO LET IT GO! LIVE A LITTLE THINK ALOT THIS IS JUST DONE FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY DON'T BE SO HASTY TO THINK THEY ARE INSULTING YOU PERSONALLY, IT'S JUST A PUBLICITY SCHEME THAT WE ALL BOUGHT. THAT'S ALL PEACE OUT


Name: KKK MAN
Ref: I HATE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Date: 18 Sep 2000

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FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: PTPM
Ref: chififi
Date: 15 Sep 2000

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I dont even know why i should be talking to someone who has the idiocy to call himself chififi, which in Bemba means a big piece of shit. But that's exactly what you are, a big piece of shit.

That might explain why you smell so bad. Have you noticed that whenever you show up on the site, the number of people there drops suddenly? it's because of your smell, you piece of black shit. But it's also because of the way you were born.

Your mother started having these birth pangs and they rushed her to the hospital. When she got there, she discovered she had just felt like going to the toilet, it wasnt really birth pangs. But she was too embarrassed to admit it so she just pretended to be giving birth when all she was doing was crapping in her sheets. She then bribed the doctor into telling people that you were actually a baby when all you were was just a huge piece of crap from her asshole.

Anyway, as the story goes, your mother was visited by a demon who said that as long as she served the devil, that piece of crap would be able to talk and to type on the computer. That's how you got the ability to type on the computer, except that you are still one big piece of crap, black in color, called chififi.

Your mother is still serving the devil. She gives him blow jobs every time he wakes up in the morning before he goes to destroy the world. That's all she does. If she stops, you will die, so you must thank her for that. She does it for you.

You said that your wife is so beautiful that when Zambian women see her they will go get a plastic surgery. There you go disrepespecting the intelligence of Zambian women. How can anyone admire your ugly wife? I mean she is so fucking fat that even Oprah has given up on her. How can you say other women can admire her? Just one of her bums is the size of the truck that hit Mazoka's car. Dont lie that our women cal admire her. If you never told her the truth, you should tell her tonite. But then, we dont expect you to notice how ugly she is since you are just a huge piece of shit yourself. You made a deal, you wont mention how ugly she is as long as she doesnt mention how smelly you are, and it's working. You have produced a two year old daughter with this same dog.

Did your daughter tell you what her friends were telling her at school? ....to be continued.

From PTPM

dont fuck with me, chififi. Dont.


Name: none of your buisness
Ref: kiss my ass
Date: 13 Sep 2000

Comment

i really hate your show and i think your a shit fuckin actor get a life FAGET!!!!!


Name: none of your buisness
Ref: kiss my ass
Date: 13 Sep 2000

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i really hate your show and i think your a shit fuckin actor get a life FAGET!!!!!


Name: sarah frantic
Ref: fuck you bitch              i gonna kill you!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Sep 2000

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hey jerry i think i am having your baby you motha fuka


Name: big daddy cock
Ref: cocks
Date: 11 Sep 2000

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jery springer is a low life pice of fuckin shit


Name: Amelia Speechley
Ref:
Date: 11 Sep 2000

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i think your really good at what you do


Name:
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Date: 06 Sep 2000

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Name: pet01
Ref: your mumma
Date: 06 Sep 2000

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suck my cock


Name: No need
Ref: To all those insulting
Date: 03 Sep 2000

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I don't even know where to start from.What do you think the net is for? I'm for those who are ecouraging these small minded guys who are insulting. To all those insulting please get a better life rather than disgusting people with this dirty language.You don't know that the people you want to imitate have been through a series of mental institutions. May the Lord have a way of dealing with you. Thank you.


Name: AAM
Ref: FUCK YOU...................!
Date: 24 Aug 2000

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Name: Keena
Ref: Lil ShOrty
Date: 21 Aug 2000

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ya Momma


Name: Jordan
Ref: Kitty
Date: 21 Aug 2000

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Who the fuck do ya thinck ya are you fucking you bitch ass mother fucking hoe...


Name:
Ref:
Date: 19 Aug 2000

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you all can go to hell


Name: CRONIC_2001_43605@yahoo.com
Ref: need hot pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 19 Aug 2000

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evry one can suck my big fatt dick!!!!!


Name: kitty
Ref:
Date: 18 Aug 2000

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if y'all don't shut up there'll be trouble!!!!! big trouble


Name:
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Date: 17 Aug 2000

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Name: lil sh0rty
Ref: shut up
Date: 16 Aug 2000

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you all are nothin but bitches


Name: lil sh0rty
Ref: shut up
Date: 16 Aug 2000

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you all are nothin but bitches


Name: chauncy
Ref: everyone
Date: 15 Aug 2000

Comment

Does anyone know some good zambian chatrooms?


Name: chauncy
Ref: everyone
Date: 15 Aug 2000

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Does anyone know some good zambian chatrooms?


Name: chauncy
Ref: everyone
Date: 15 Aug 2000

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Does anyone know some good zambian chatrooms?


Name:
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Date: 15 Aug 2000

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Name: armani
Ref: all
Date: 14 Aug 2000

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everyone in here is a bitch. now.shut the fuck up.

Thank you


Name: PTPM
Ref: Leslie
Date: 12 Aug 2000

Comment

Lezlie, wazzzup ma man. missed your shit on this site, man. just small timers come here now, it's no longer the same. i am just patiently waiting for a third world war one day, to happen again. meanwhile, i keep guarding this turf.

I will buy that CD coz u say so, les. am out.


Name: I Dont know how I came across this site but
Ref: I just have one thing to say...
Date: 11 Aug 2000

Comment

You are all Sickos and need to seek professional help. The messages on this site are stupid and disgusting.


Name: No Eman
Ref: Jerry Springer page
Date: 10 Aug 2000

Comment

You guys even those exposing their email addresses, this page has nothing to do with the real Jerry Springer. The webmaster was just trying to use the name "Jerry Sprinter" as it is a common feature to see people fighting on his shows.

Enjoy your day but keep in mind that Jerry will never even see that nice email neither does he know about this site.


Name: jerk
Ref: kaitlyn
Date: 09 Aug 2000

Comment

You're either a guy with no life or you got aids. Do you still wanna talk?


Name: Kaitlyn
Ref: sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Date: 06 Aug 2000

Comment

hey all you hot guys wanna talk to me? e-mail me at little_hottie_69@hotmail.com okay

i love you jerry you rule!!!! if you eva wanna fuck then e-mail me and i'll come visit ya!! bub bye oxoxoxoxoxo


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Date: 04 Aug 2000

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Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: Leslie
Ref: All you wannabe big slim dawgs
Date: 02 Aug 2000

Comment

Ba mambala mwi la tukana fyee. I gat news for y'all or is it all of us out here that the new rhythm nation album is out and y'all need to get your hands on it its gat all the zed flava! Was samplin' it a while back on my CD shuttle.(bet i got your heads wound) The skits are sooo very zedian.

Enclosing I would like to send a shout out to all the peeps and PTMP I see you still have kept your deen true 2 the game


Name: david williams
Ref: mama
Date: 31 Jul 2000

Comment

i love u jerry, i thought u would be proud to know i have intercourse with my mum, she loves it, my dad doent know but he would not care because he is a pimp and has sex all the time with his whores


Name: go
Ref:
Date: 27 Jul 2000

Comment

fuck your ass all of you contributors here


Name: CITTY CAT
Ref:
Date: 26 Jul 2000

Comment

LETS FUCK SOMR DAY JERRY


Name: CITTY CAT
Ref:
Date: 26 Jul 2000

Comment

LETS FUCK SOMR DAY JERRY


Name: Chola
Ref:
Date: 26 Jul 2000

Comment

Adam

Please go and screw a monkey from the Congo forests. We have enough women in Zambia


Name: Chips
Ref:
Date: 26 Jul 2000

Comment

Who wants to have his ass screwed? it's for kaka not bananas. What a dirty job.


Name: adam archer
Ref: 119767699712
Date: 25 Jul 2000

Comment

want do u mean i really like u what about to night iwank over you every da+y


Name: adam archer
Ref: 119767699712
Date: 25 Jul 2000

Comment

i think that u r a gay twat but i want gay sex with u


Name: Mbov
Ref: NADA
Date: 25 Jul 2000

Comment

Jerry rocks. Go Jerry...Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. But slow down on that homosexual stuff---it makes me sick.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 24 Jul 2000

Comment


Name: big pimpen
Ref: lil dre
Date: 24 Jul 2000

Comment

whats up lades not much here


Name: big pimpen
Ref: lil dre
Date: 24 Jul 2000

Comment

whats up lades not much here


Name: slugger
Ref: fo show
Date: 24 Jul 2000

Comment

you need to show more pussy or tits because i always beat off to your show but lately there ain't been shit to beat off to,you look like a girl.


Name: PTPM
Ref: wings
Date: 20 Jul 2000

Comment

i am waiting for wings from the rumours page to come in here so he can get lesson 1 in manners. the fool. shit.


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 20 Jul 2000

Comment

HOWZ IT PEEPO---YA MAMA IS SO POOR SHE USES SPIT LOTION ON HER SKIN.


Name: REDRUM
Ref: $!N
Date: 19 Jul 2000

Comment

WHO LIKES LOOKING @ BUGS ASSESS


Name: REDRUM
Ref: $!N
Date: 19 Jul 2000

Comment

WHO LIKES LOOKING @ BUGS ASSESS


Name: REDRUM
Ref: $!N
Date: 19 Jul 2000

Comment

WHO LIKES LOOKING @ BUGS ASSESS


Name:
Ref:
Date: 18 Jul 2000

Comment


Name:
Ref:
Date: 14 Jul 2000

Comment


Name: Aim Si
Ref: For your information
Date: 13 Jul 2000

Comment

Gentlemens & boys and Genleladies & girls. I am happy to inform U that U'll have a visitor on this page in no tmie. This Visitor is well known for his tribalism, abusive language and insults. I have invited him for small bit. Mr. Aim si has decided to give him some discipline.

This person is no other than KA MARTIN KACIKALA from Dear Mr. Prez's page. Ka Martin kaCikala war is on. Motherfucker. this time I am no sparing you. I warned WAR is on.

Mr. Aim Si wishes to rest.

RESPECT.


Name: mali
Ref: the effect of tetracyclin on blood factors of rats
Date: 13 Jul 2000

Comment

good morning mr. jerry

i would like to know more about the effect of tetracycline on blood factors of rats. can you help me how to get this information


Name: mali
Ref: the effect of tetracyclin on blood factors of rats
Date: 13 Jul 2000

Comment


Name: LEROY
Ref: Adult-Babies-are here too stay-Why not
Date: 12 Jul 2000

Comment

I feel all the big talk out there that these adult baby's are sick-well put on a big diaper[cloth that is and a pair of rubber panties]see what it feels like.I do it and enjoy it...BabyPants.............


Name:
Ref:
Date: 11 Jul 2000

Comment


Name:
Ref:
Date: 08 Jul 2000

Comment


Name: lammy
Ref: PTPM is a wanker
Date: 08 Jul 2000

Comment

PTPM you motherfucker i hope your bollocks go all cubical and fester at the corners.


Name: lammy
Ref: PTPM is a wanker
Date: 08 Jul 2000

Comment

PTPM you motherfucker i hope your bollocks go all cubical and fester at the corners.


Name: Passer By
Ref:
Date: 05 Jul 2000

Comment

Halo all muthufuckers. Fik***********u. Asshores fools. Have nice time and do'nt forget to saay hai to your anusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.


Name: zambian
Ref: PTPM
Date: 02 Jul 2000

Comment

My time is too greater..keep spittin your shit..let's see who's the fool.


Name: hjfytcr
Ref: your a gaybob jerk
Date: 30 Jun 2000

Comment

get a man and skip town before people get you for fucking there lives


Name: hhjj
Ref: your a jerk
Date: 30 Jun 2000

Comment


Name: PTPM
Ref: zambian the motherfucka fag.
Date: 29 Jun 2000

Comment

hey, "zambian", naz-t is attracted to you, fago. am sure you love him, too, shit head. your yellow crap comes from your dick instead of your asshole. red piss comes from your thin tarnished, emaciated from aids ass. man, aids has done you bad. Serves you right for fucking a fellow man called naz-t.

Now fuck off before i insult you. i havent even started.


Name: PTPM
Ref: zambian the motherfucka fag.
Date: 29 Jun 2000

Comment

hey, "zambian", naz-t is attracted to you, fago. am sure you love him, too, shit head. your yellow crap comes from your dick instead of your asshole. red piss comes from your thin tarnished, emaciated from aids ass. man, aids has done you bad. Serves you right for fucking a fellow man called naz-t.

Now fuck off before i insult you. i havent even started.


Name: PTPM
Ref: zambian the motherfucka fag.
Date: 29 Jun 2000

Comment

hey, "zambian", naz-t is attracted to you, fago. am sure you love him, too, shit head. your yellow crap comes from your dick instead of your asshole. red piss comes from your thin tarnished, emaciated from aids. man, aids has done you bad. Serves you right for fucking a fellow man called naz-t.

Now fuck off before i insult you. i havent even started.


Name: Chips
Ref: NAZ-T
Date: 27 Jun 2000

Comment

Make your own web site for Homos you asscreaping scrub


Name: zambian
Ref: PTPM
Date: 23 Jun 2000

Comment

Look man, you ain't shit, that's a fact o.k. You can come up with as much 'yellow crap' (glad to see you note the colour of your shit) as you want, the fact still remains shit is shit and thats you. Peace my brother, my time is too greater.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment


Name: PTPM
Ref: the fool calling hisself zambian, what a fuckin piece of yellow crap you are.
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

i can see you've been ruffed up and you're crying. your attempts at reaction are like a fly to shit on a dog's ass. It doesn't hurt 1 bit. i feel sorry for you. But dont cry. next time dont fuck around with real g's, fool. i m out of this mathafucka.


Name: NAZ-T
Ref:
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

why don't we start a gay site instead, i'm more into that hot stuff.


Name: NAZ-T
Ref: This web shite
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

this site sucks shit aint you got nothin better to do that talk about big ol jerry the dutch tart


Name: jerk
Ref: baebyboi
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

fuck you - you scum sucking dog - - Now can we be friends.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment


Name: Baebyboi
Ref: what the fuck?
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

well... i dunno how the fuck i got onto this site, but it's pretty hype. all these peepz cussin off eachother. ha! well, i ain't against nobody, i don't start wit nobody unless they start wit me. well anyways, keep it up whoever made this site. latez!


Name: Baebyboi
Ref: what the fuck?
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

well... i dunno how the fuck i got onto this site, but it's pretty hype. all these peepz cussin off eachother. ha! well, i ain't against nobody, i don't start wit nobody unless they start wit me. well anyways, keep it up whoever made this site. latez!


Name: Baebyboi
Ref: what the fuck?
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

well... i dunno how the fuck i got onto this site, but it's pretty hype. all these peepz cussin off eachother. ha! well, i ain't against nobody, i don't start wit nobody unless they start wit me. well anyways, keep it up whoever made this site. latez!


Name: Baebyboi
Ref: what the fuck?
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

well... i dunno how the fuck i got onto this site, but it's pretty hype. all these peepz cussin off eachother. ha! well, i ain't against nobody, i don't start wit nobody unless they start wit me. well anyways, keep it up whoever made this site. latez!


Name: Baebyboi
Ref: what the fuck?
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

well... i dunno how the fuck i got onto this site, but it's pretty hype. all these peepz cussin off eachother. ha! well, i ain't against nobody, i don't start wit nobody unless they start wit me. well anyways, keep it up whoever made this site. latez!


Name: Baebyboi
Ref: what the fuck?
Date: 22 Jun 2000

Comment

well... i dunno how the fuck i got onto this site, but it's pretty hype. all these peepz cussin off eachother. ha! well, i ain't against nobody, i don't start wit nobody unless they start wit me. well anyways, keep it up whoever made this site. latez!


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 21 Jun 2000

Comment

Leave her alone-ain't y'all got nadin else to do but hate all day? Fuck!!!!--niggaz and bitches these days is nothin but a bunch of guppies.. Laura, do your thang baby, keep representin your shit.....Fuck all ya guppies...


Name: Da Man
Ref:
Date: 21 Jun 2000

Comment

Dum de dum de dum

this web sit sux major ass but hey thats juss everyones opinion well laterz all my bitches


Name: Kay
Ref: Kz
Date: 20 Jun 2000

Comment

I agree with you...she has no sense of self respect..she is probably looking for attention!


Name: Kz
Ref: Laura
Date: 20 Jun 2000

Comment

You disgusting little bitch! You have 6 kids and you are talking like that. Mwali pena fye. Don't write on here if you are just disgusting. So I suggest you keep that dirty mouth of yours shut! You are just stupid! Do you think Jerry reads this. Wuli ba tutu!


Name: Kz
Ref: Laura
Date: 20 Jun 2000

Comment

You disgusting little bitch! You have 6 kids and you are talking like that. Mwali pena fye. Don't write on here if you are just disgusting. So I suggest you keep that dirty mouth of yours shut! You are just stupid! Do you think Jerry reads this. Wuli ba tutu!


Name: laura
Ref:
Date: 20 Jun 2000

Comment

i luv ya jerry.I luv ya show i watch it every day i tape it 2 i have a prob im a married woman with 6 young kiddies but i luv you and they luv ya too.Bye sexy


Name: jerk
Ref: all y'all
Date: 19 Jun 2000

Comment

Yea, where ya at ya little roaches, tha jerk is BACK...with mo drama than Angola. I'mma present to you a battlefield nastier than it be in D.R.C. So break-up fools, watch ya muthuphukin backs cause you's gonnan get hit..... Back in a bit BITCHES...


Name:
Ref:
Date: 18 Jun 2000

Comment


Name: SHIT-FACED MICK
Ref: Penis Enlarger Pump ( sssssssss )
Date: 18 Jun 2000

Comment

ALL YOU MOOKIES AND DIRTY STANK NIGGERS HEAR ME NOW, I GOT THIS FUCKIN' PANSY ASS NIGGER SLAVE WHO SUCKS MY LOVE POLE EVERY NIGHT AND I FIGURE IT THIS WAY YOU CRAZY LOONS, WE SHOULD ALL GET ALONG AND SUCK COCK AND LICK CLIT, I'M DAMN PROUD TO BE A DRUNKEN MICK ALL MY LIFE AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. FROM THE LOVING PANSY SHIT-FACED MICK.


Name: Zambian
Ref: PTPM
Date: 17 Jun 2000

Comment

Don't fucken mess with me you little bitch - - you don't know who you're fuckin with - - you're fucken stupid and that is that - - there is no argument here. Why the fuck can't you accept that which is only too obvious. You've fucked up the country and you wann come in here tossin your lillt dick and big mouth around - - FUCK OFF...NOW I REVEAL MY TRUE STANCE - - SOME BEMBAS AND SOME TONGAS ARE COOL, BUT PTPM IS JUST A FUCKIN FOOL.

ZAMBIA IS TOO GREAT FOR YOU WEAK @SS MUTHUPHUKERS, YOU WILL FALL!!! - - catch you around ho!!


Name:
Ref: PTPM
Date: 16 Jun 2000

Comment

I know who you are, where your parents live & who you bank with you fucking dog.

You're a dead man walking.


Name: PTPM
Ref: Tongas and the fool calling himself 'zambian' because of his stinking ass.
Date: 16 Jun 2000

Comment

First off, the fool calling himself zambian below. you are neither here nor there. You were born when your mother tried to abort after having sex with a tonga dog, a very ugly yellow fuckin tonga dog. Dont try to take middle ground, mathafucker. You are on the fuckin tonga side coz your accent sounds like shit. And what the fuck were you doing working in a fuckin indian shop anyway? selling ginger ale for patel. you idiot better get some pride and stop working for the fuckin indians, pretending it's just a part time job. Get a proper job, and stop blaming the bembas for your stinking jobless dick. Was it our fault that you did not get a good education? All you fuckin tongas want to be teachers and shit and then you blame us for your shit salaries. Go do some other course and you will get your ass a better job instead of just teaching and selling ginger ale for patel. Dont blame us for your shit, fuckers.

And then the other fools below you, kci and hamunga. They complain that we are fast talkers. Are we the ones who made you scrubs to talk so slow? havent you fools noticed that all civilised societies speak very fast? no wonder you are always telling americans and britons to repeat themseslves when they say something. Coz you can't fuckin hear a thing, you are too slow for them. We talk fast because we are clever and smart. Slow talk shows a deficiency in the brain. it shows you can't think quickly of what to say next. Now how the fuck is that the fault of the bembas? You are slow because you like eating the crap of your cows every time they defecate. You fools better get a life.

And then you also complain that we are in all top positions of government and we never give you any positions. How come you are not the ones in those positions? Because you are fucking dwanzy. You are too slow, you are brainless. If you had the brains to take us out you would have done it long ago. But fuck you for not having the brains to do it. Go fuck your cows, matherfuckers. Your cows are your mothers,you fuckin cow-men. half cows and half men, shit. Now get out of my face and retreat to your backward underdeveloped land, you pieces of crap. shit. Can we have someone with some challenge here? i can't fight with these pawns they've sent me. Why can't you send me a tonga with some real stuff in him. This is getting boring. shit. i will not respond again until i see someone from the other side who is worth some response.


Name: Zambian
Ref: tongas & bemba
Date: 16 Jun 2000

Comment

fuck bembas fuck all you muthufuckin tongas too. You muthufuckers should be deported from Zed. You muthufuckers are stateless, aint no country in Africa called Tonga or Bemba...Fuck off.. I knew a tonga muthufucker who was so stupid that when he was in a taxi, and saw the cab driver's mobile phone, he said, " can you please open the windows, I've heard that those things affect us" how fucken stupid is that??? Bembas are the biggest bullshiters around, they can't even speak English correct. One of my part time jobs was in a mini-store selling drinks and cakes to students when this bemba muthufucker came up to me and said, "can I have some GINGALE " pronouncing the 'g' as in green or grass. I said "what?" He said, "I just wanted some GINGALE " ....I was really baffled until a young lady burst out in tears laughing and exclaimed,"Oh, what he wants to drink in GINGER ALE!"....Fucken-hell.... Fucken TONGAS AND BEMBAS, WE ZAMBIANS WILL TAKE ON YOU PUNKS ANYTIME......


Name: KCee
Ref: Bembas
Date: 16 Jun 2000

Comment

I'm not a tonga, but i'm on the tonga side as well because the bemba fools have indeed destryed the nation by being tribalist against the other tribes. you can deny it but it's true that almost every bemba has this chip on his shoulder which makes you look down on all other tribes in zambia. And you are not even clever, you are just fast talkers who say nothing intelligent. you fools need to realise that your time is finished in zambia. zambia will develop only when the other tribes are given a chance. stop fucking the nation.


Name: Hamunga
Ref: Bembas
Date: 16 Jun 2000

Comment

Bembas are thieves. That's a documented fact. The reason Zambia is so poor is because the bembas have been in leadership and they have stolen the people's money. they are thieves and they are liars. Can i have an amen someone?


Name: Papa
Ref: tongas
Date: 16 Jun 2000

Comment

is this where a war between the bembas and the tongas is supposed to go down? well, where are the fuckin tongas then? come, fools. come.


Name: hnery
Ref: ?????
Date: 15 Jun 2000

Comment

jerry stinks so fu*k off


Name: PTPM
Ref: tonga tribe
Date: 15 Jun 2000

Comment

waiting for fucking tongas to fuck right on this page. i'm bemba, i represent. i feel these maafuckers should stop calling us tribalists and all that shit and concentrate on making their own shit. Let's go to war.


Name: MD. FAIZ
Ref: NONE
Date: 15 Jun 2000

Comment

NONE


Name: MD. FAIZ
Ref: NONE
Date: 15 Jun 2000

Comment

NONE


Name: a
Ref: rj
Date: 15 Jun 2000

Comment

ILOVEU JERRY


Name: a
Ref: rj
Date: 15 Jun 2000

Comment

ILOVEU JERRY


Name: Jack Ass
Ref: Wondering on the Internet looking for Essey Question
Date: 13 Jun 2000

Comment

I just finished my VB game and it took me a long fucking time to do it.


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name: snapper819@aol.com
Ref: i just love jerry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment

HI; JERRY! DON"T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF THE JERK-OFFS THAT GAVE A NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO THIS PAGE; BUT YOU CAN PARK YOUR SHOES UNDER SNAPPER"S BED ANY DAY OR NIGHT! AND I DON"T HAVE A SOFT PUSSY! IT"S NICE AND FIRM!!!!!!!!


Name:
Ref:
Date: 11 Jun 2000

Comment


Name: pipi
Ref: licking bumb holes
Date: 10 Jun 2000

Comment

i think iots great shit


Name: Passer By
Ref: Which CONDOM would you use
Date: 09 Jun 2000

Comment

Got this by email today - I cannot take credit for coming up with these..

> Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

> Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

> Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

> Ford Condoms : The best never rest.

> Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

> AT & T Condoms : Reach out and touch Someone.

> Microsoft Condoms: Where do you what to go today.

> Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going......

> Guiness Condoms : Get the Power.

> Castle Condoms : Balanced to Perfection.


Name: Passer By
Ref:
Date: 09 Jun 2000

Comment

Y'l eat what U are motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: Mo Funky
Ref: jigga
Date: 08 Jun 2000

Comment

listen you Pip wannabe..thats if u are educated...DON'T SWEAR ON THIS SITE..SILLY BOY!


Name: jigga
Ref: nobody knows
Date: 08 Jun 2000

Comment

i hate this fuckin shit bloods rule


Name: jigga
Ref: nibidy knows
Date: 08 Jun 2000

Comment

i hate this fuckin shit bloods rule


Name: Babe wit  ATTITUDE!
Ref: PORN STAR..
Date: 07 Jun 2000

Comment

YOU SOUND INTERESTING?!!! TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF!!


Name: onlooker
Ref: passerby
Date: 07 Jun 2000

Comment

That was good but spoilt by the motherfuckers bit.


Name: Passer By
Ref: Wish to share this with all motherfuckers
Date: 06 Jun 2000

Comment

Hey Have ever come accross this? It's a good one for you to enjoy and pass on; love joy >

>"CS" stands for Customer Service) > >HEART.COM > >Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I > am ready to install now. What do I do first? > >CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you > located your HEART ma'am? > >Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs > running right now. Is it okay to install while > they are running? > >CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am? > >Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, > LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM > running right now. > >CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase > PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating > system. It may remain in your permanent memory, > but it will no longer disrupt other programs. > LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE > with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. > However, you have to completely turn off > GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs > prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can > you turn those off ma'am? > >Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell > me how? > >CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke > FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as > necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM > have been completely erased. > >Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing > itself automatically. Is that normal? > >CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that > says it will reinstall for the life of your > HEART. Do you see that message? > >Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed? > >CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base > program. You need to begin connecting to other > HEART's in order to get the upgrades. > >Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What > should I do? > >CS Rep: What does the message say? > >Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL > COMPONENTS". What does that mean? > >CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It > means that the LOVE program is set up to run on > external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your > HEART. It is one of those complicated > programming things, but in non-technical terms > it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine > before it can "LOVE" others. > >Customer: So what should I do? > >CS Rep: Can you find the directory called > "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"? > >Customer: Yes, I have it. > >CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this. > >Customer: Thank you. > >CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and > then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: > FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, > REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. > > The system will overwrite any conflicting files > and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, > you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all > directories, and then empty your recycle bin > afterwards to make sure it is completely gone > and never comes back. > >Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really > neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor > right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, > PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying > themselves all over My HEART! > >CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should > be able to handle It from here. One more thing > before I go... > >Customer: Yes? > >CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its > various modules to everybody you meet. They will > in turn share it with other people and they will > return some really neat modules back to you. > >Customer: I will. Thank you for your help


Name: SHAME ON Y'ALL
Ref: ALL OF US
Date: 06 Jun 2000

Comment

Shame to see zambian society mimick an american show, white america too.

as a fellow zambian, its a pity.

perhaps i should lighten up and see it all in good fun?!


Name: SHAME ON Y'ALL
Ref: ALL OF US
Date: 06 Jun 2000

Comment

Shame to see zambian society mimick an american show, white america too.

as a fellow zambian, its a pity.

perhaps i should lighten up and see it all in good fun?!


Name: Bounty Hunter
Ref:
Date: 02 Jun 2000

Comment

This room sucks,it's full of sex starved niggers.boys what u need is a cold shower.


Name:
Ref: bubba ray joe
Date: 02 Jun 2000

Comment

black shit thats' you bubba ray joe mafi


Name: BUBBA RAY JOE
Ref:
Date: 01 Jun 2000

Comment

GET THE HELL OFF THE AIR YOU PRICK


Name: you dont need to know mwe tupuba.
Ref: mwalibola mukanwa
Date: 31 May 2000

Comment

All the real ladies and all the macho men left. The dregs of society are the only ones left. Atase you all stink mwebashala.


Name: PORN STAR
Ref: ALL U PIECES OF PANTY WASTE(EXCEPT THE LADIES)
Date: 28 May 2000

Comment

U ALL SUCK SHIT ..........LADIES TALK TO ME........I'LL MAKE U FEEL GOOD.


Name: rock hard
Ref: soft pussy
Date: 25 May 2000

Comment

i love to eat soft pussy because i am always rock hard


Name: rock hard
Ref: soft pussy
Date: 25 May 2000

Comment

i love to eat soft pussy because i am always rock hard


Name: rock hard
Ref: soft pussy
Date: 25 May 2000

Comment

i love to eat soft pussy because i am always rock hard


Name: pj brown
Ref:
Date: 24 May 2000

Comment

as the German saying goes if its to hot in the kitchen get out.if u don't like the page why bother. please bitches when contributing please click the mouse only once its not that difficult is it!


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 22 May 2000

Comment

ja, whatever hommie...you sound kinda fucked up jorself.


Name: Ken
Ref:
Date: 21 May 2000

Comment

You motherfuckers need to learn to click only once,assholes!


Name: SEAN SUCKS COCK
Ref: X-Boyfriend
Date: 21 May 2000

Comment

He is a big hairy dick faced little skinny gay guy!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: curious  girl
Ref: goonland
Date: 18 May 2000

Comment

Whatever happened to the Tales of Goonland? Veree funny. The story was not finished. Old ladies going up yours! I am holding my mouth from laughing. Now, could Roach or was it 4 pac continue... anxious to know what happened next.


Name: jerk
Ref: JERRY SPRINGER
Date: 18 May 2000

Comment

are you really te editor? I would'a thought your English would be better than that homie..I mean, why a fullstop before teh because?? plus 'because of too abusive language'??? why not 'because your language is too abusive'? 'nyways, only time will tail.....if your teh real editor, or you's just a wannabe...


Name: JERRY SPRINGER
Ref: CLOSURE OF THIS PAGE
Date: 18 May 2000

Comment

To: CONTRIBUTERS OF THIS PAGE

FROM TOMMORROW THE 19TH MAY,2000 THIS PAGE WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE.BECAUSE OF TOO ABUSIVE LANGUAGE.

THANK YOU

EDITOR


Name: Commander-in-chief of the armed RUF
Ref: JA
Date: 18 May 2000

Comment

My boy JA stop using my BOSS's name (Fonday Sankoh), otherwise I will have arrested. Just concetrate on useless shits.

I am going back to the bush.

Commander-in chief of the armed RUF.


Name: JA
Ref: Leslie Foday Sankoh
Date: 18 May 2000

Comment

LFS, how is the wound on your thigh? What were you trying to go and get from your house? See how Scorpion bursted your ass. Now your RUF has some leader of some sort, you looked awkward on that photograph on CNN.

Lets just call a seize fire anyway, you were just high on angel dust.


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

????? man this room's fucked up....


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref: fuck   u
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref: fuck   u
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref: fuck   u
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: rachel casey hartstown
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

we will we will fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u hey prick get out of bed ill wrap my tits around your head suck ur dick like a candy stick dont give cheek ill do it all week


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

ja,

Whats with havin a fulltime job, lungi air stripe & the UN canned crud got to do with your sorry butt spewing junk? Man! you need to grow up!! Now you're gettin the benjamins N' think you all that! Your head is in a bag of hot garbage.

Oh! was waitin for a blast but all you doin' is child's play.

Now vamoose!


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

ja,

Whats with havin a fulltime job, lungi air stripe & the UN canned crud got to do with your sorry butt spewing junk? Man! you need to grow up!! Now you're gettin the benjamins N' think you all that! Your head is in a bag of hot garbage.

Oh! was waitin for a blast but all you doin' is child's play.

Now vamoose!


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

ja,

Whats with havin a fulltime job, lungi air stripe & the UN canned crud got to do with your sorry butt spewing junk? Man! you need to grow up!! Now you're gettin the benjamins N' think you all that! Your head is in a bag of hot garbage.

Oh! was waitin for a blast but all you doin' is child's play.

Now vamoose!


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 17 May 2000

Comment

ja,

Whats with havin a fulltime job, lungi air stripe & the UN canned crud got to do with your sorry butt spewing junk? Man! you need to grow up!! Now you're gettin the benjamins N' think you all that! Your head is in a bag of hot garbage.

Oh! was waitin for a blast but all you doin' is child's play.

Now vamoose!


Name: PJ BROWN
Ref: JERRY PAGE
Date: 16 May 2000

Comment

THIS ROOM IS FULL OF PRATS AND TALKING LOADS OF CRAP, FROM THE LOOKS OF IT U SOUND LIKE ZCCM STUDENTS.THOSE TIGHT ASRED 'WANKS' FROM THE COPPERBELT.


Name: JA
Ref: Leslie Jerk Sankoh
Date: 16 May 2000

Comment

LJS, the muscle between your ears is even thicker than I thought. If you think you know me, then you're a beast of burden, a reindeer. I am about to unleash the first dikc seeker. It'll make a crater where your dyck/pussy used to be. One minute you, Jerk, Booya etc are enemies, the next you're allies. What a bunch of freeloaders!!! By the way I know you for real and I tell you what, you won't get a job anytime soon, not even in McDonalds. Meanwhile I am eating UN tinned foods at Lungi airport with a full time job.


Name: leslie
Ref: ja
Date: 16 May 2000

Comment

Oh yeah jerk! I'm astound at what this dude/chick JA is on ab't, can you maybe give us a brief background of yourself because if you don't I may have to write an obituary.

Hold up! I think I know you little! you must be the the dude possessed with a retarded ghost. Now vamoose outtie cuz you honestly depriving a village in sierra leon of a fool with an assile for a pecker.


Name: leslie
Ref: ja
Date: 16 May 2000

Comment

Oh yeah jerk! I'm astound at what this dude/chick JA is on ab't, can you maybe give us a brief background of yourself because if you don't I may have to write an obituary.

Hold up! I think I know you little! you must be the the dude possessed with a retarded ghost. Now vamoose outtie cuz you honestly depriving a village in sierra leon of a fool with an assile for a pecker.


Name: Passer By
Ref: I will be back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 16 May 2000

Comment

I am dissappointed with the way you odourless boys are taking it. Grow up crocodiles.

I will be back.


Name: JA
Ref: Leslie Jerk (LJ)
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

LJ F Sankho, shad up!! And yeah I am crazy. Damn fuckin' crazy. So you think you can run me off with your gang hhhm? Very invincible here, don't even try to fuck. I'll get my ammo and shutter your asses to pieces. Ever heard of Warface? This is Sierra Leone mind you. I'll tell him to come to the front while I back him up at the rear with those assiles and dyck seekers.


Name: jerk
Ref: JA
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

What is with you homie??????!!!!!!! You in some mid life crisis ou what?? You hella confusin the hell outa me and leslie I think, ain't I right Les?? Lets get the real shit back oun....yeaw Booyah, 'roach, Nom, Mumba, and the rest, lets set this room on fire,...lets kick these borin @sses outa here...

JA no offense but you're fucken crazy...


Name: JA
Ref: Leslie
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

Didn't know you were Jerk until today. I poked your ass for yourself... argh!!! You're Foday Sankoh ayi.


Name: leslie
Ref: JA
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

R U principle of stupidity school? no need to answer methinks you have stupid written all over your body.


Name: leslie
Ref: JA
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

R U principle of stupidity school? no need to answer methinks you have stupid written all over your body.


Name: leslie
Ref: JA
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

R U principle of stupidity school? no need to answer methinks you have stupid written all over your body.


Name: leslie
Ref: JA
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

Iwe ka lumpeni, ninshi kanshi have you gone looney or something? how in the devils briefcase can you push me against the wall... huh! I'm miles away and still your imagination betrays you.

Piece of advice, try virtual reality games aiight! cuz this is no place for shadow boxing. Oh..& keep the vulgar down cuz sticks en stones may break my bones but WORDS...


Name: leslie
Ref: JA
Date: 15 May 2000

Comment

Iwe ka lumpeni, ninshi kanshi have you gone looney or something? how in the devils briefcase can you push me against the wall... huh! I'm miles away and still your imagination betrays you.

Piece of advice, try virtual reality games aiight! cuz this is no place for shadow boxing. Oh..& keep the vulgar down cuz sticks en stones may break my bones but WORDS...


Name: JA
Ref: Leslie
Date: 14 May 2000

Comment

Thats the whole point. I can drive you up the wall just like that! By the way thanks for the compliment about ukutumpa. Yes!!! I knew it! If you want to go to the School of Stupidity, just register with me here. Now get that tail off your ass and get lost! I meant to poke you with a pin for Jerk not me.


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 13 May 2000

Comment

JA,

But wali tumpa iwe kolwe, I promise you will get a a good hiding from your mama.

Now go and buy her a present, its mothers day for crying out loud!


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 13 May 2000

Comment

JA,

But wali tumpa iwe kolwe, I promise you will get a a good hiding from your mama.

Now go and buy her a present, its mothers day for crying out loud!


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 13 May 2000

Comment

JA,

But wali tumpa iwe kolwe, I promise you will get a a good hiding from your mama.

Now go and buy her a present, its mothers day for crying out loud!


Name: JA
Ref: Jerk
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

Much better. I am your dad now especially if you forgot to send money by Western Union. Now I confer upon you, highest order of Jerry Springer. You can now curse using real english. I give you Leslie for starters. If you want me to poke his ass for you, let me do it. Yo Leslie, what's up nigga? Do I know you asshole? Point your barrel at Jerk when you fire back else I 'll be forced to thump you. I am not RUF, I am a British Para with 10 long range assiles as in missiles, 24 dick head seekers and 13 darkest place shutters. At this juncture I am at Lungi airport.


Name: Leslie
Ref:
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

hola!

Anyone up for a showdown? I'm thirsty for y'all freetown rebels.

Now who goes first?


Name: Leslie
Ref:
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

hola!

Anyone up for a showdown? I'm thirsty for y'all freetown rebels.

Now who goes first?


Name: Leslie
Ref:
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

hola!

Anyone up for a showdown? I'm thirsty for y'all freetown rebels.

Now who goes first?


Name: jerk
Ref: JA
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

You are not my mother, not my father, friend or family. Why should I get down on my knees and do whatever you say. The racist degraded the black slaves because they had a language of their own. The imperialists laughed and said that we were grunting like pigs. Why do you feel that you have the authority to order me around? You are mad about the fact that I type bad words, that I may be degrading the value of other people. You just called me an ape, isn't that demeaning? I am a very relaxed person JA, I am not mad because you are calling me names, if you don't like being called names, you shouldn't be in this room period.. Anyways, I just I'd write a few lines withous insulting. Man that was some hard sh..., sorry that was hard. I'll be right back in full force. Have a good day.


Name: JA
Ref: Jerk
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

You stupid ape. What are you talking about? Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Is ebonics a language to be proud of? Let me tell you cow dung, even the hip hop singers aren't amused with themselves. Go to New York city and see for youself you dim wit. From now onwards, I have burned these ape sounds, I mean your language, it stinks and means nothing.


Name: jerk
Ref: JA
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

and who you? my paps? fuck you!!!I don't give a fuck what ya say. Do you know who I am and what I do for y'all to be makin judgments like dat? This shit with the 'roach just be some fun ya heard, this ain't Rwanda or Kosovo, this ain't the USA or whatever...If y'all want a real war, I'mma give you one, but this here be some fun....y'all can say what you wants but all I gasta says is fuck y'alll..............


Name: jerk
Ref: JA
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

and who you? my paps? fuck you!!!I don't give a fuck what ya say. Do you know who I am and what I do for y'all to be makin judgments like dat? This shit with the 'roach just be some fun ya heard, this ain't Rwanda or Kosovo, this ain't the USA or whatever...If y'all want a real war, I'mma give you one, but this here be some fun....y'all can say what you wants but all I gasta says is fuck y'alll..............


Name: Just Amazed (JA)
Ref: Even on Jerry Springer show such ignorance is disguised!
Date: 12 May 2000

Comment

Have you'all lost your minds??? Apart from the ROACH who seems to curse using normal english. Listen Jerk and Jerk 2 or 3 whatever, those Americans that speak and write like you are illiterate and they have to survive anyway and talk to people so they have to devise "ebonics". Its not their fault but should that spread to you stupid illiterate Zedians? Next time I come here and its my first time here anyway, I'll take on you one by one stupid. Leave Zed to be as normal as one would like it to be.


Name: Gally Gee
Ref: HATAZ
Date: 11 May 2000

Comment

'GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT, WHAT YOU DON'T GOT YOU CAN KEEP NIGGA'


Name: wankaeka
Ref: hookr
Date: 11 May 2000

Comment

she stupid


Name: jerk
Ref: jerk pt 2
Date: 10 May 2000

Comment

That's 4 real, I mean how y'all come up with ya name anways? It's cu though, na needs ta worry. I wish all ya muthufuckers, all my enemies out dere, a good day ya heard??? Keep yaself in shape for tha next battle. Tha jerk be iced out for naw, but I'mma be right back for more drama...


Name: jerk pt2
Ref: wannabes
Date: 10 May 2000

Comment

what is up with you people LACKING originality? I bet that if you all went out there you'll get your asses smoked.(America,that is) all you 2pac...


Name: jerk pt2
Ref: wannabes
Date: 10 May 2000

Comment

what is up with you people LACKING originality? I bet that if you all went out there you'll get your asses smoked.(America,that is) all you 2pac


Name: 'roach
Ref: jerk
Date: 09 May 2000

Comment

frozen for now. And you're nobody's ace enemy 'cos you're a joke.


Name: jerk
Ref: 'roach
Date: 09 May 2000

Comment

You may be a woman egh??? Well... whatevr, I just don't give a fuck ya heard me?? If you're a man, you's a sissy, if you's a woman you, you got a dick. What difference does it make? Y'all the same, plain an' simple, y'all fucked up. I'm just chilled out ya heard?? only bitches like y'all talk too much.. tha jerk be out.......


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 09 May 2000

Comment

soo the jerk is public enemy number 1 hagh??? <he he he, I'm ready anytime> jeah, daz just the way I like it...keep doin ya thang y'all, I's be watchin all y'all. The jerk be cool end tha jerk be out 4 naw.

My time is too greater <'peat that shit and remember it coz y'all ain't worth spit'>.


Name: 'roach
Ref: Jerk
Date: 09 May 2000

Comment

Jerk (Sir 12-Incher)

Clinky nuts, what the hell did you write down there? Stick to self-suckin' and leave writin' alone lest you cause folks to go insane tryin' to configure your braille. Your Marilyn came with a hole (the one you use to pee) just push a stick or a damn wire inside to make it stiff and you surely ain't gonna miss those typin' keys again. Otherwise stay the fuck out of sight and keep fuckin' my relatives. There're millions of them around the globe do you'll have an interestin' and orgasmful time for the rest of your life. I know what you're thinkin', you're thinkin' that this 'roach is just man out there sittin' in front of the computer writin' these shit messages. Are you sure I'm a man? I may be a woman, pea brain. Or just a plain'roach. So shove that 'brother' word up your stinky burnt amber ass and choke to death. How can you come in here braggin' about sleepin' with multitudes of Hos? Honestly, stop peeing on your smoke. There's somethin' terribly wrong with you. Your brain's expirin' and it'll be a miracle if you pull through winter without going insane. Let me tell you somethin' asshole (just because you're knockin' boots with my relative), there's a thing called brain transplant, it is not too late for you. If you can't do that, then ask and I'll give you a list of the 'baddest', dirtiest rap albums to boost your vocabulary and keep you going 'cos I can see you runnin' low on words.

Jerk some more self suckin' clinky nuts 12 incher.


Name: teen spiet
Ref: teen
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

JERK OFF go and have 1


Name: J.E.R.K.pt1
Ref: wanna b gangster shit !!
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

i am still anticipating what is the matter.You know what,I think I know you from somewhere I think I've seen you somewhere berfoe infact do I knw your uncle?


Name: J.E.R.K.pt1
Ref: wanna b gangster shit !!
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

i am still anticipating what is the matter.You know what,I think I know you from somewhere I think I've seen you somewhere before infact do I knw your uncle?


Name: J.E.R.K.pt1
Ref: wanna b gangster shit !!
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

i am still anticipating what is the matter.You know what,I think I know you from somewhere I think I've seen you somewhere before infact, don't I know your uncle?


Name: J.E.R.K.pt1
Ref: wanna b gangster shit !!
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

i am still anticipating what is the matter.You know what,I think I know you from somewhere I think I've seen you somewhere before infact, don't I know your uncle?


Name: J.E.R.K.pt1
Ref: wanna b gangster shit !!
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

i am still anticipating what is the matter.You know what,I think I know you from somewhere I think I've seen you somewhere before infact, don't I know your uncle?


Name: J.E.R.K.pt1
Ref: wanna b gangster shit !!
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

i am still anticipating what is the matter.You know what,I think I know you from somewhere I think I've seen you somewhere before infact, don't I know your uncle?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

u86r8,69.f90./f


Name: the 1 & only J.E.R.K.
Ref: CHIMBUZI
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

I'M WATING!!(PROBABLY HAVEN'T GOT ACCESS)!!


Name: the 1 & only J.E.R.K.
Ref: CHIMBUZI
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

I'M WATING!!(PROBABLY HAVEN'T GOT ACCESS)!!


Name: the 1 & only J.E.R.K.
Ref: CHIMBUZI
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

I'M WATING!!(PROBABLY HAVEN'T GOT ACCESS)!!


Name: the 1 & only J.E.R.K.
Ref: CHIMBUZI
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

I'M WATING!!(PROBABLY HAVEN'T GOT ACCESS)!!


Name: the 1 & only J.E.R.K.
Ref: CHIMBUZI
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

I'M WATING!!(PROBABLY HAVEN'T GOT ACCESS)!!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: hey mumba  whazzzup ???
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you shouldn't tolerate what that so called "jerk" says 'bout u, check this out,if ever a thought went into that potatoe head of his it would die from lonliness. so get wit the programme!?! he's so U.G.L.Y.that when he looked out of the window,he got arrested for doing a moonie.


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: hey mumba  whazzzup ???
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you shouldn't tolerate what that so called "jerk" says 'bout u, check this out,if ever a thought went into that potatoe head of his it would die from lonliness. so get wit the programme!?! he's so U.G.L.Y.that when he looked out of the window,he got arrested for doing a moonie.


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: hey mumba  whazzzup ???
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you shouldn't tolerate what that so called "jerk" says 'bout u, check this out,if ever a thought went into that potatoe head of his it would die from lonliness. so get wit the programme!?! he's so U.G.L.Y.that when he looked out of the window,he got arrested for doing a moonie


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: hey mumba  whazzzup ???
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you shouldn't tolerate what that so called "jerk" says 'bout u, check this out,if ever a thought went into that potatoe head of his it would die from lonliness. so get wit the programme!?! he's so U.G.L.Y.that when he looked out of the window,he got arrested for doing a mooni


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: "baybe_baybe"
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you can act as badd as you wanna but you'll never be half the man that yo' mama is!!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: reply to idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this "jerk" manifesto!?!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: reply to idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this "jerk" manifesto!?!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: "baybe_baybe"
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you can act as badd as you wanna but you'll never be half the man that yo' mama was!!!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: "baybe_baybe"
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you can act as badd as you wanna but you'll never be half the man that yo' mama is!!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: "baybe_baybe"
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

you can act as badd as you wanna but you'll never be half the man that yo' mama is!!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: reply to idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this "jerk" manifesto!?!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: reply to idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this "jerk" manifesto!?!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: reply to idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this "jerk" manifesto!?!


Name: jerk pt.2
Ref: reply to idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this "jerk" manifesto!?!


Name:
Ref:
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

hgfgbdgjdyjdxy


Name: jerk
Ref: 'roach & some jerk wannabe
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

'roach

What evr you say man,<ha ha ha> you're some fucked up 'roach.

Y'all can keep that link of yours, if it amuses ya, hey,.. get with that.... To me, that be some fucked up kiddish trash....

My time is too greater nigga...the jerk be out 4 naw

JERK PT.2

word up nigga!!....how you??? you know what nigga???

NIGGA FUCK U.....


Name: 'roach
Ref: Jerk
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

What's up pea-brained clinky nuts? Seen my ghost lately? That's just your shadow, self-sucker. So stop lookin' over your shoulders when typin' and type somethin' legible. One would think you're usin' your hard-on to press the keys on your keyboard or maybe momma's locked up those rap albums and you have nowhere to copy the nasties from? Shove those low grade rap albums with that stupid 'parental advisory' tag up your burnt amber ass and start being original. What you think you're fuckin' aint my sister cos I'm a 'roach and 'roaches don't have sisters. You're probably fuckin' a relative of mine and I don't give a shit about that 'cos once you've finished knockin' feelers with her, your dik will just shrivel and fall off (if it hasn't already). Shrivel dik symptoms are all over your text. Here's some advice (but just because you're knockin' boots with my relative), YOU CAN'T RAPP WITH WRITTEN TEXT, you use your voice. So stop 'rappin' and write, Mr Clinky 12 Incher. I'm itchin' to see your next postin' to see whether this sinks into your pea. I have a feelin' you're comin' at me this that 'aight, ya'll gibberish thinkin' you're Red Man or Busta Rhymes. Grow up or rather pretend to grow up.

By the way congratulations (again just 'cos you're knockin' boots with my relative) for winnin' the Pea Brain of the month award.

If you'll be very nice, I'll lead you to the link 'cos you probably don't know shit that's happenin' around you.


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the ####?@!!


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the ####?@!!


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the ####?@!!


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the ####?@!!


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what th


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what th


Name: jerk.pt.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this jerk fool.


Name: jerk.pt.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what the blood clot is this jerk fool.


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

what th


Name: JERK PT.2
Ref: reply to little idiot boy
Date: 08 May 2000

Comment

su


Name: jerk
Ref: ya mumma
Date: 07 May 2000

Comment

only got two more words for ya kid.......ya mamma..


Name: Your mumma
Ref: jerk
Date: 07 May 2000

Comment

jerks just some rapper-wannabe who steals rapper lyrics and rewrites it


Name: jerk
Ref: 'roach
Date: 06 May 2000

Comment

Hard hiitin words hugh nigga??!! ha ha ..shit that was some boring lyrics you been spittin. That shit ain't phasin a nigga, kid..Where ya get that shit from anyways?? ya paps? shhht.. Keep it up kid, I'm quite buisy over here... You see,.... your sista is crazy over my DICK!! she can't let go you see. Soo, I'mma let you spit whatevr the fuck you wanna spit, y'all can call me pea whatevr, that's ya game it's aiight, this here ain't no playa hata ya heard me son??..... Oh jeah!!, thanx for the advice about the name book kid, we wouldn't want your little nephew or niece havin no name would we now nigga??!! Naaaaaaa. <Good thinkin 'roach>..... 'nywayz pass my regrds to my ex-bitch, man there been too many of those I ain't even got time ta remember who the fuck she is..It makes me laugh the way young punks like y'all boast cause they been fuckin my ex-ho's. Man I been dere don that shit, and that shit needs recycling.....thats why we got cool brothers like the 'roach around. That jerk be out 4 naw.


Name: jerk
Ref: 'roach
Date: 06 May 2000

Comment

Hard hiitin words hugh nigga??!! ha ha ..shit that was some boring lyrics you been spittin. That shit ain't phasin a nigga, kid..Where ya get that shit from anyways?? ya paps? shhht.. Keep it up kid, I'm quite buisy over here... You see,.... your sista is crazy over my DICK!! she can't let go you see. Soo, I'mma let you spit whatevr the fuck you wanna spit, y'all can call me pea whatevr, that's ya game it's aiight, this here ain't no playa hata ya heard me son??..... Oh jeah!!, thanx for the advice about the name book kid, we wouldn't want your little nephew or niece havin no name would we now nigga??!! Naaaaaaa. <Good thinkin 'roach>..... 'nywayz pass my regrds to my ex-bitch, man there been too many of those I ain't even got time ta remember who the fuck she is..It makes me laugh the way young punks like y'all boast cause they been fuckin my ex-ho's. Man I been dere don that shit, and that shit needs recycling.....thats why we got cool brothers like the 'roach around. That jerk be out 4 naw.


Name: 'roach
Ref: jerk
Date: 06 May 2000

Comment

Now you're jerkin' some gibberish stuff, asshole. Why don't you soak your brain in Jik overnight before you read what I write? I never said I wanna rule anybody you ass eared Goon. Cut that shit out slimy selfsucker. You don't know shit 'cos you're pea brained. And stop askin' me for favours like kissin' your stinky ass 'cos I'm afraid your dracula ass can bite like it did to Booyah. You are nothin' but an excited moron. If you don't have anything much to do, why don't you name your penis somethin' like Marilyn and ask it to kiss your stinky ass? What you call essays ain't essay but hard hittin' words comin' from the 'roach to the jerk. I know you did'nt sleep a wink tonite 'cos the 'roach is back to drain your pea brain. I can still see that your mind is blank and the next thing you wanna do is call for help. I can bet on that 'cos you're yellow. I'll crawl all over your ideas and make a joke out of you.

I can persuade your girlfriend to come back if you call a truce.

Meantime, buy a name book cos you've got somethin' to do ....


Name: jerk
Ref: 'roach
Date: 05 May 2000

Comment

man,...i don't know what the fuck you said down there, ain't got time for ya esseys amigos !!!!!!! but check this out Imani,seams I've been makin ya feel mad, what do ya expects a hug amigos??? naaaa ain't down with that homo shit...check this how'z about we do a deal agh amigos???? i'll be you friend if you KISS MY BLACK @SS agh??? what ya say esso? i'll let yoyu control this fuckin room of yours if you .....call me MASTER ahg?? say what?? hagh what say what........ha ha ha....FUCK YOU 'roach, what you think I IZ, a 'roach? na KID, flex ya tiny pin and get tha fuck outa here esso....


Name: 'roach
Ref: Jerk
Date: 05 May 2000

Comment

Jerk

So you didn't catch the drift, asshole? What do you smoke that made you ever think 'roach could split just like that? Replace that Mary Jane 'cos it was pissed on and now it makes you think you've grown extra balls and you wanna through some at 'roach. I've been watchin' your comedy for some time and chose to stay out 'cos I'm not a fuckin' comedian nor a limpy like you and yours. This room is turned into a kindergarten with wet pant assholes who think they have steel balls like Superman. Fuck you, sperm spill. I'm a 'roach inside out and I don't play with twerps 'cos you ain't worth wastin' a tiff on, you little smart ass wannabe 12 incher self-suckin' multi-ball joke. I can read right through your tiny mind and right now it's blank. But oh, don't worry, you still have those third rate low budget rap albums to borrow lines from. You ain't got it, bitch ass. You ain't got the style you and your fuckin' comedian pal Boowhatever. No wonder your ass has been put on life for the Pea brain of the month nominations on the Net. You don't know what I'm talkin' about? Then you ain't been around a lot have you? Clinky nuts! Makes beggars turn around hopin' for some change. Rubber coat 'em and you'll get some serenity. Keep those magenta eyes on target maybe you'll get lucky and see a clue. But if I were you the best I'd do right now is buy all the rights 'cos there's gonna be some nasties revealed. Your mugs'll be twisted till you fuckin' look like a Goon surprise expression. And when I find what I'm lookin' for, your ass'll be mine forever. You'll hate the word 'roach for the rest of your fucked up life.

I promise to be back just to make sure you ain't openin' that trap and also to check on how your marijuana soot infested pea sized brain is functioning.

Why don't you start playin' with your hard-on and maybe the fungus on your brain will not spread.

Ever wondered why you don't have a girlfriend?


Name: Passer By
Ref:
Date: 05 May 2000

Comment

For those who mind about sex and Love. Watch out! Your PCs might be fucked by this new thing, the "I LOVE YOU" message. Fikala fwenu bonse.

The Passer By wishes to rest and sex.


Name: Passer By
Ref:
Date: 05 May 2000

Comment

For those who mind about sex and Love. Watch out! Your PCs might fucked by this new thing, the "I LOVE YOU" message. Fikala fwenu bonse.

The Passer By wishes to rest and sex.


Name: Passer By
Ref:
Date: 05 May 2000

Comment

For those who mind about sex and Love. Watch out! Your PCs might fucked by this new thing, the "I LOVE YOU" message. Fikala fwenu bonse.

The Passer By wishes to rest and sex.


Name: jerk
Ref: Mumba
Date: 04 May 2000

Comment

Man I ain't got time for weak ass muthufuckers like y'all - thought I told ya fool, I'm the jerk and that's my game -I stomp all ya fake destiny child wanabes or whatever, down - ya get me hagh?? wha??? ya heard...Go get a cheese burger or somit kid, go fuck a ho or somit, my time is too greater. Look after yourself you dick - head - the jerk be out 4 naw..


Name: Hotie
Ref: Christina
Date: 04 May 2000

Comment

Christina just suck juniors dick bitch


Name: MUMBA
Ref: JERK
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Whats wrong punk? Can't stand a little one on one with someone who can form a complete sentence without vulgarity? You fucking PUTA...make for the border and get yourself a Chalupa, Damn Imbecile.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: JERK
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Whats wrong punk? Can't stand a little one on one with someone who can form a complete sentence without vulgarity? You fucking PUTA...make for the border and get yourself a Chalupa, Damn Imbecile.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: JERK
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Whats wrong punk? Can't stand a little one on one with someone who can form a complete sentence without vulgarity? You fucking PUTA...make for the border and get yourself a Chalupa, Damn Imbecile.


Name: squarehead
Ref:
Date: 03 May 2000

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Name: squarehead
Ref:
Date: 03 May 2000

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Name: squarehead
Ref:
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

hey dudes, how is it going. funky!! Hey here's a joke for all you revellers out there? What do the baker and the butcher have in common? Keep it live and funky chums.Be back in a zit.


Name: squarehead
Ref:
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

hey dudes, how is it going. funky!! Hey here's a joke for all you revellers out there? What do the baker and the butcher have in common? Keep it live and funky chums.Be back in a zit.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 03 May 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref: Tank & very bad odour (or whatever...)
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

benjamins chokin ya egh?? I hope you enjoy all that sticky shit, hope that shit glue ya mouth tight..

V.B.O....WASSUP bitch??...you cool egh?? I wonder what big one you got. Head, lips, eyeballs,...man you got it all, for that you get red carpet treatment. So take it easy ho, bitches want the limelight for a while, y'all can get it. i'm out

Tank what the fuck are you on about? you tryna write a poem or somit? shht-go read some shakespeare or somit..send ,my regards to your lover...tell him he's a dick...ha ha ha outi outi..


Name: jerk
Ref: Tank & very bad odour (or whatever...)
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

benjamins chokin ya egh?? I hope you enjoy all that sticky shit, hope that shit glue ya mouth tight..

V.B.O....WASSUP bitch??...you cool egh?? I wonder what big one you got. Head, lips, eyeballs,...man you got it all, for that you get red carpet treatment. So take it easy ho, bitches want the limelight for a while, y'all can get it. i'm out

Tank what the fuck are you on about? you tryna write a poem or somit? shht-go read some shakespeare or somit..send ,my regards to your lover...tell him he's a dick...ha ha ha outi outi..


Name: Very Big One aka VBO
Ref: The fools in here
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Niggas! Bitches! Here me! The depraivaity in this room is beneth contempt. So fuck all of you for making my moring web-surf to this room so worthless. All we I see is fuck you and your big fat elephant. Well thats not very fucking entertaining now is it? You fools have no sense of humour. And these school boy taunts you guys through around in here is very simple minded. Hardly worth the wait. So I have this proposition. Improve on the humour and we can all be happy as it is the only happy people here are the ones fucking elephants. That leaves me with one question, how satisfying is it to fuck an elephant?


Name: Tank
Ref: Jerk and sissys
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Jerk,

Thatís no way to talk to a lady. I thought you noticed, Iím a pit-bull in a skirt. Excuse my chuckles at yíall, but I guess the borrowed council computer got your heads wound.

Now eat this: you the kind of guy when you want to piss, while you fiddle around with your pants, your dick starts to dodge you because of masturbaÖ. monotony. Iíll leave your imaginative mind to figure that one out.

UmmmÖIím around your corner, arlington is where am at plus the benjamins are choking me.


Name: Tank
Ref: Jerk and sissys
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Jerk,

Thatís no way to talk to a lady. I thought you noticed, Iím a pit-bull in a skirt. Excuse my chuckles at yíall, but I guess the borrowed council computer got your heads wound.

Now eat this: you the kind of guy when you want to piss, while you fiddle around with your pants, your dick starts to dodge you because of masturbaÖ. monotony. Iíll leave your imaginative mind to figure that one out.

UmmmÖIím around your corner, alington is where am at plus the benjamins are choking me.


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Man that's an old joint. that all ya can say pigion this scrub that, man you're wasted dood...you're a nigga bitch and you ain't got no ends and no friendz nigga. All you're worth is a bucket of sands nigga..<by the way>, like the way you stuttered in your last waek @ss diss muthufucker " mumbba " you was rocked you punk, you was probably bein boned by ya neighbour's houseboy you homo-playa!! I don't give a fuck if your feathers or whatever are being fluffed or whatever the fuck,....I'm the jerk and that's my game I stomp all y'all fake @ss muthufucker with ya fake @ss ryhmes,I bust all y'all y'all betta axe NOM and the 'roach. Man I'm a killa, I'mma make ya life a thilla!! THAT'S MA WORD BITCHES!!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: Wanna-be's
Date: 03 May 2000

Comment

Looks like I ruffled some feathers. Ask me do I give a shit? Hell fuck no. You wanna be a bowler, you need to know how to be a player. So be gone all you scrubbs and dirty-braid pigions. Say the name right or address me as your highness, you heard?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 02 May 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 02 May 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 02 May 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 02 May 2000

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Name: mumbba
Ref: die
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

All ya fucking people are messed up


Name: booyah
Ref: Mumba
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

Iwe ka chikala ka mumba uleti pano epa nsaka pa myobe?, wa ba itole kwati ma coconut yatatu, but that don't mean your dick's large man, coz i know from your vocab that it has to be minute and you never get none from the ladies so you have to take out your frustration on this page, i understand you man. you complain only coz you aint got no other entertainment, your mama thinks you're fucken ugly but she can't tell you that, why just last night she was begging me for a little play, but the bitch is too damn nasty, and she smells like rotten fish or cheezy shoes, i don't know what's worse, y'all never taught her what the bathrooms for yet?.

kachikala uleke ichongo ulebika apa, ichikwela kwati niba lunshi pa mafi. go play with your paralized dick, at least you can accuse us of wanting to go to the library, that means you recognize that we can read and are intelligent, that's more than i can say for you, you foul mouthed ingret!, go lean what your fingers are for, or how to spell your name, you little drop of sweat from a baboons balls.


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

Man!.........ha ha ha ha...man I can't stop laughin at that shit......ooohh...ha ha ha ha ha ha. You know when I was reading that shit, I thought it was some bitch, but in fact,...it was a nigga bitch.....ha ha ha ha,,,damn!!! i told y'all these fools was dodgy...


Name: Passer By
Ref: Mumba
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

Ha ha ha. Mumba, for your own info, you just fuken chicken, grade 1. If U are used to your Uncles' council computer, you better fuck just there. Otherwise I will tell your uncle to stop lending U one. Crocodile.

The passer By has never in his life borrowed anything. It's people of your nature who are fond of borrowing things. By the way, don't forget to return Rose's pants. She's been complaining that you are taking too long.

Rest in shit. Fucker. Carbon monoxide.

Peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: Tank(secret lover)
Ref: Mumba
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

IWE CHI JERKI WALITUMPA SANA CHIKALA

COBE.

NA KALAYA KAMBI MWALI TUMPA SANA.

FUCK YOU BITCHES, CAN'T YOU LEAVE MY

MUMBA ALONE (I LOVE HIM.....CAN'T YOU

SEE THAT). HIM AND I WERE MEANT TO BE

TOGETHER ALLA, ARE YOU JUST JEALOUS?

************************************* For my love...

Mumba my lova I cvan feel you.

How's about we go and have some fun

together.

Can I leave you my e-mail numba?

I really like guys to taking care of

the business.

just forget about these idiots, you an

me my lava can play with our dicks

together and enjoy.....


Name: jerk
Ref: Mambo Jambo Mumba & tank
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

uncle's computer? that comming from someone who posts a message onece in a blue moon....get tha fuck outa here muthufucka an' your dick suckin wannabe you (tank) can kiss my black @ss-y'all nothin but young @ss third world punks. Y'all besta get back to chasin them monkeys in the bush that you call play park you bitch @ss muthufuckin 2-pac wannabes

-DAZ MA WORD BITCHES-!!!


Name: jerk
Ref: Mambo Jambo Mumba & tank
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

uncle's computer? that comming from someone who posts a message onece in a blue moon....get tha fuck outa here muthufucka an' your dick suckin wannabe you (tank) can kiss my black @ss-y'all nothin but young @ss third world punks. Y'all besta get back to chasin them monkeys in the bush that you call play park you bitch @ss muthufuckin 2-pac wannabes

-DAZ MA WORD BITCHES-!!!


Name: jerk
Ref: Mambo Jambo Mumba & tank
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

uncle's computer? that comming from someone who posts a message onece in a blue moon....get tha fuck outa here muthufucka an' your dick suckin wannabe you (tank) can kiss my black @ss-y'all nothin but young @ss third world punks. Y'all besta get back to chasin them monkeys in the bush that you call play park you bitch @ss muthufuckin 2-pac wannabes

-DAZ MA WORD BITCHES-!!!


Name: Tank
Ref:
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

heheheheh "uncle's council computer". Mumba you're breathing fire on the lighties! Now thats what I call a sure diss!

hahahahah


Name: Tank
Ref:
Date: 02 May 2000

Comment

heheheheh "uncle's council computer". Mumba you're breathing fire on the lighties! Now thats what I call a sure diss!

hahahahah


Name: MUMBA
Ref: Jerk and Passerby
Date: 01 May 2000

Comment

Put out a little bait and the fish come biting. Thats right, I called you fish. And since you two are a bunch of Fags you know verry well what that is In your world. Go get hooked on ebonicks if you really want to sound-off like a third-grade Negro. You wanna-be piss of shit. Be gone before your uncle finds out you're using his council computer for this nonsence. you cock-sucking sons of bitches. Don't ever step up to the plate unless you can pitch. You feel me? Now be gone you worthless homosepians.


Name:
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Date: 01 May 2000

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Name:
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Date: 29 Apr 2000

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Date: 29 Apr 2000

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Date: 29 Apr 2000

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Name: Passer By
Ref: Mumba
Date: 28 Apr 2000

Comment

Mumba, you smell like an odourless gas, you are probably carbon monoxide. For jerk muthfucker. Ye I'm from bush, fucker. what about U shit.

The Passer by wishes to continue with his work.


Name: jerk
Ref: Mambo Jambo Mumba
Date: 28 Apr 2000

Comment

shut up grandpaps-what the hell jou think this is nigga???? this ain't some fucked up gay site fucker!! Go get some corn bread and shove it up your corny @ss, you lil bitch nigga...go spread some chillie on that @ss...mambo jambo...


Name: MUMBA
Ref: All these Idiots
Date: 27 Apr 2000

Comment

Hey, someone help me out over here already. Has this site gone to the dogs or what? Who are all these non-speaking, Negro-wanna-be Idiots coming into my crib. You Imbeciles make me want to retch. Where my old dogs at ? Spice- darling, Hit a brother up and lets put some uumph back on the page and let these Imbeciles go back to the Library. Mr MUMBA to all you SCRUBBS.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 27 Apr 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref: Passer by
Date: 27 Apr 2000

Comment

hey fucker, you know what??? Was drivin by the bush the other day, an' i saw this fucker, fat old slow muthufucker, tryna fuck an elephant, man that fucker sound like just like jou fucker, wazz dat jou muthufucka.?? 'nywayz fucker, gotah gets back to raking my paper nigga. hve a good one fucker! Booyah nigga wherez you at muthufucka, you'z pissin me off ,man, spit some shit muthufucka!!!!


Name: Passer By
Ref: jerk, booyah & the rest
Date: 27 Apr 2000

Comment

I have not fucked around this site for a while. You know motherfuckers, I stay in fucken bush. So I rarely fucken around this site. I can boys U 've been so fucken silence. What the fucken is going around. Fuckers. From today you you be treating U boys with this soft-touch fucken bull shit.

U know wa'nt I mean! it doesn't matter. The Passer By wishes to rest. The Passer By will be with you in the afternoon.

Crocodiles. Carbon monoxide. H2O.


Name: chast
Ref: die
Date: 27 Apr 2000

Comment

Jerry is Tight he is bad and nigers wanna die


Name: chast
Ref: die
Date: 27 Apr 2000

Comment

Jerry is Tighthe is bad and nigers wanna die


Name:
Ref:
Date: 26 Apr 2000

Comment

rarara testing testing 3-2-5


Name:
Ref:
Date: 25 Apr 2000

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Name: Jerry Fanatic, zambia
Ref: all
Date: 25 Apr 2000

Comment

There is so much depression in Zambia. Jerry springer site is the best page to come and let some of that out. everything is so hopeless in the country. it feels good to let it off with some of those bad words, and to see others do the same.


Name:
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Date: 24 Apr 2000

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Name:
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Date: 24 Apr 2000

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JERRY JERRY JERRY


Name:
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Date: 24 Apr 2000

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Date: 24 Apr 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 22 Apr 2000

Comment

fuck you man !! - go get a chinese burger or something. Go watch egoli with some pop corns or somthing man. ha ha ha. Oh Zedian, I just saw your mama again man, ha ha ha , man she crackin me up man, she's so stupid, she told the cops that she got stabbed in a shoot out!!!! THAT'S YO MAMA HA HA


Name: kampinda
Ref:
Date: 21 Apr 2000

Comment

This page is sticking, are you telling that all of you guys here. do have anything to talk about apart from insulting.

tamwalaya noko mwafuma bamulala kwachenama imwe.


Name:
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Date: 21 Apr 2000

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Date: 21 Apr 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref: ZEDIAN
Date: 20 Apr 2000

Comment

your mama is old and fat. She's soo old that her social security number is 1 and she soo fat that when she fell in love, she broke the muthufucker!!! THAT'S YO MAMA HA HA HA HA HA!!!


Name: jerk
Ref: ZEDIAN
Date: 20 Apr 2000

Comment

your mama is old and fat. She's soo old that her social security number is 1 and she soo fat that when she fell in love, she broke the muthufucker!!! THAT'S YO MAMA HA HA HA HA HA!!!


Name: ZEDIAN IN USA
Ref: SHITHEAD
Date: 20 Apr 2000

Comment

YOUR MOM IS SO OLD THAT WHEN I TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE SHE DIED........


Name: ZEDIAN IN USA
Ref: SHITHEAD
Date: 20 Apr 2000

Comment

YOUR MOM IS SO OLD THAT WHEN I TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE SHE DIED........


Name: Himself
Ref:
Date: 20 Apr 2000

Comment

THE TROUBLE WITH BEING POPULAR

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant.

The doctor says, "I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?"

The girl thought and then asked, "Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?"


Name: Himself
Ref:
Date: 20 Apr 2000

Comment

THE TROUBLE WITH BEING POPULAR

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant.

The doctor says, "I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?"

The girl thought and then asked, "Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?"


Name: PTPM
Ref: renamed "the joker"
Date: 19 Apr 2000

Comment

Hahahahaha!

nice Parrot in church joke, mate. do you have another one?


Name: PTPM
Ref: renamed "the joker"
Date: 19 Apr 2000

Comment

Hahahahaha!

nice Parrot in church joke, mate. do you have another one?


Name: banoko
Ref:
Date: 18 Apr 2000

Comment

but mwiche iwe walitumpa sana ayi. Efyo ule tuka so pa linterneti. Kawamba kobe ubwipi ala. Elo ula nunka sana fuma apa nombaline ninebo banoko.


Name: shit heads
Ref: cunt
Date: 18 Apr 2000

Comment

fuck you ass hole your mum is to fat. she is so fat that she has to use a spunge on a stick to wipe her ass.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!


Name: shit heads
Ref: cunt
Date: 18 Apr 2000

Comment

fuck you ass hole your mum is to fat. she is so fat that she has to use a spunge on a stick to wipe her ass.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!


Name: booyah
Ref: jerk
Date: 18 Apr 2000

Comment

my nigga where you at?, look at all dem fools asking their damn ass questions and telling their damn ass jokes!

I think we showed the roach the way out, he aint been to the page in a while.


Name: Ghetto Parrot
Ref:
Date: 18 Apr 2000

Comment

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!!" the parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!


Name: mr. curious
Ref: all
Date: 18 Apr 2000

Comment

what do you guys think about the 2pac alive theory? is he really alive?


Name: all ya who wnat to be RICH AS BALLS
Ref: money
Date: 18 Apr 2000

Comment

Buy MU , IT IS A STOCK YOU WILL MAKE MONEY...


Name:
Ref:
Date: 18 Apr 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 16 Apr 2000

Comment

so some mo muthufuckers's copyin my style hagh?!! what?? hagh what say what??!! I told y'all fools I'm the man!!! - booyah - I'm cool nigga!! spit some mo shit - muthufuckers surroundin me like a swarm of bees nigga!!


Name: Kufekisa
Ref:
Date: 16 Apr 2000

Comment

you guys talk crazy - jerk, booyah - roach and all - just thought i'd try out your style. What do y'all think? It's really cool.


Name: kufekisa
Ref:
Date: 15 Apr 2000

Comment

Man itís all good.., just chillin in the sun and rakin all this $£$• (oh sorry, paper) you heard - doin whatís a manís gotta do. Yeah, I got these fucken,..wannabe playa hataz or whatever tryna put me off my tracks you heard?!! Can ya believe that shit??!! Hagh? What??!! Shií man, shit ainít spit though nigga!!Ölil young @ss marks tryna get shmoked?..itís all goodÖ

jerk2Gô


Name:
Ref:
Date: 14 Apr 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 14 Apr 2000

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Name: Booyah
Ref: fred martin
Date: 14 Apr 2000

Comment

yo jerk how you doin' man, that lil' roach and his smelly ass cousins have been trying to do their best getting to you, but they all lack vocab, look at how he copied my words without shame!.

Now freddy boy, this as you noticed says Jerry Springer page, Jerry don't do no councelling, y'all are lost aiigt!, find yourself another page, we didn't help you do your ho, you should have though of a rubber, at your age we know these things. Any man can make a baby, we can all sleep around, but it takes a real man to be father. so put your shit on a womens debate room or something. we don't do councelling, 'member that next time.

And if you can't control it, keep your dick in your pants man, or ask the roach for a little fun play, he likes that sort of thing...you know man to man, and at least he wont get pregnant.


Name: jerk
Ref: The 'roach
Date: 14 Apr 2000

Comment

Oh you mad now hugh? hah? ha what say what?-what took you so long nigga?!! you should learn to be a soldier nigga!!!- man, your essay?, I ain't read that shit man, so I don't actualy know what the fuck you're on about mate!!-sorry--don't take it personal...just the way shit drops you heard...?? ha??? what??? you heard???!!-see ya later muthuphufucka!!!! may the blunt be smoked in peace....


Name: Frederick Martin
Ref:
Date: 14 Apr 2000

Comment

I've been a bad father and boyfriend, to my babys moma and now I regret I evercaused any problems between us. I'm only 17 years old and I'm in a Group Home too, but I just need some advice to how to get everything back to the way it was qnd plus I want to be there for my son and babymother.


Name: dont matter
Ref:
Date: 14 Apr 2000

Comment

Hey I miss the tales of goon land and stuff about family tools - hey that was real funny not damn tasteless jokes doing rounds. Hey Pinto! gotten over Musi, Lenny's honey bunch?

bored girl


Name: The 'roach
Ref: Jerk
Date: 14 Apr 2000

Comment

Listen up you fuckin' asshole. First of all I don't give a damn shit waht your mug looks like 'cos mugs ain't nothin' but pictures. You think you're cute but yore balls surely ain't cute especilly with that dracula dick with acid juice figting for VIP space between 'em. I'm a roach and I've been in yore dig so believe the hype. By the way, if you had to see me you'd change tyour comments on how cute you primitive slob. I hate fucked up niggas like yourself who borrow their labguage from rap music. Be real and grow up sissy heart. If I had a way of reaching your ass right now, I'd harvest your dots and use them for cat catching fodder. Your type is slowly dying out of terra and soon you'll be a subject in kindergaten. Fuck me if you wan't but it won't hit me 'cos I've been through asteroids and gales.

Here's some advice, suck on ....


Name:
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Date: 13 Apr 2000

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Name: Big Rock
Ref: None the pisser
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

what???????


Name: jerk
Ref: By None the pisser!
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

I told y'all that I've been suckin the 'roach's dick. What confuses me though is that,...I have a big @ss stinkin breath butty lippy mouth and the 'roach has a real pack between his legs. How the fuck ??...!! hah what???? ha what say what???!!!

Maybe you see, I've just eaten some shit and i am now using that needle pack to poke the shit out between my teeth!!! Let's see what the audience says...


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

I told y'all that None was been suckin the 'roach's dick. What confuses me though is that,...None has a big @ss stinkin breath butty lippy mouth and the 'roach has a needle pack between his legs. How the fuck ??...!! hah what???? ha what say what???!!!

Maybe you see, None's just eaten some shit and is now using that needle pack to poke the shit out between his teeth!!! Let's see what the audience says...


Name: jerk
Ref: None the pisser
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

ooh ooooh my....oooh None that's some funny shit-sorry..that's some fucked up shit commin out - yeah, your shit is sellin like Tim dog's album baby....4-real!!!


Name: Pinto! (spell ma name correctly --- exclamation mark en all)
Ref: PTPM
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

Hey PTPM, chill, man. There's no war in here. Wait till there's a real war. All i see is kind words.


Name: None the Pisser!
Ref: Boofah
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

shoo, i be gone for only a few weeks and this roach my mama's titi sucking handsome has taken over the damn screen with his including my mama's ass!.

Listen here roach, just coz you are cute (unlike me and jerk), don't take it out on us man, we didn't like to be like this aiight. and that damn piece of info about your family being from roach land, you thouhgt was interesting to the rest of the us wasn't man. I know it's a crime to be ugly man, that's why i've gotta live in the darkness and all but that's how the world is: some of us are ugly some of y'all are cute. so if i can't wipe my fucking ass hole by my muthafukin self then, the fuck my skinny ass self, or my bad lookin' sister, coz nobody's gonna do it for me, it's too disgusting.


Name: None the Pisser!
Ref: Non the pisser king and the roach's sense. The roach can't return
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

Non the pisser, you are my king.. and 'roach(I read your fuckin essay man, who I look like your fuckin R.E teacher or somethin, get my fuck outa here.

So we have Non the king and roach on my back hah? "cryin" what a great team - any of y'all two spit some more sense to me, will be confirmin that I am suckin each your dicks.Don't Quit hatin on me my muthufuckers-the Jerk know some shaolin style...whooo haaa!


Name:
Ref:
Date: 13 Apr 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

None the pisser is fucken boring...you're not even second republic material...you's some fucked up pre-colonial shit..you bore the fuck out of me mate...man I be sleepin everytime None comes in with "Let's piss xxx off...." or whatever..what the fuck is that-supposed to be funny....fucken hell mate..I'd rather watch a cricket match or some paint dry or somethin...fucken hell....


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

Hey PTA or whatever, I've just recieved a text message from the 'roach - man, the guy's kissing your butty man, he's suckin you up an' shit...check it out...wow,

-but you know what, he's kinda shy so he just asked me to tell you to join his little click, but your @ss, man his kissin it all over man_wow,...check it out...fucken hell mate...he he he - y'all besta be careful, he might starts some homo shit in this joint.

Are you goin to satisfy his desires?-he he he - what you expect man? after all this is the jerry springer room. he he he


Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 13 Apr 2000

Comment

Hey PTA or whatever, I've just recieved a text message from the 'roach - man, the guy's kissing your butty man, he's suckin you up an' shit...check it out...wow,

-but you know what, he's kinda shy so he just asked me to tell you to join his little click, but your @ss, man his kissin it all over man_wow,...check it out...fucken hell mate...he he he - y'all besta be careful, he might starts some homo shit in this joint.

Are you goin to satisfy his desires?-he he he - what you expect man? after all this is the jerry springer room. he he he


Name: PTPM
Ref: wassup wassup all
Date: 12 Apr 2000

Comment

wassup all y'all? i've been out od da game for such a looooong time, i cant even remember whose on ma side and whose ma enemy, coz sometimes you got some mathafuckers who say they your friends when in real life they your enemies and then you got some mathafuckers who say they your enemies when in real life they your mates. HAHAHA.

The only allies i still remember are lezlie and Pinto but i cant see them here, real Gs with real class. What about yu all in here? Whose on the side of PTPM? Please refresh my memory? Which of these two sides am i supposed to be on?


Name: booyah
Ref: fucking roach!
Date: 12 Apr 2000

Comment

shoo, i be gone for only a few weeks and this fucking roach mama's titi sucking ass hole has taken over the damn screen with his damn ass mama's brain!.

Listen here roach, just coz you aint cute (like me and jerk), don't take it out on us man, we didn't make you aiight. and that damn piece of info about your family being from what ever fuckin roach land, you thouhgt was interesting to the rest of the world wasn't man. I know it's a crime to be ugly man, that's why you gotta live in the darkness and all but that's how the world is: some of us are cute some of y'all aren't. so if you can't wipe your fucking ass hole by your muthafukin self then, the fuck your skinny ass self, or your bad lookin' sister, coz nobody's gonna do it for you, it's too disgusting.


Name: jerk
Ref: Non the pissed off pissin in the roach's mouth. The roach can't return the favour as his dick is too muthufuckin minute...whoo haa!!! fuck y'all haterz
Date: 12 Apr 2000

Comment

Non the pisser, fuck you.. and 'roach(I didn't read your fuckin essay man, who do I look like your fuckin R.E teacher or somethin, get the fuck outa here.

So we have Non the pissed-off and roach on my back hah? he he he he what a great team - any of y'all two spit some more shit to me, will be confirmin that y'all suckin each others dicks.Quit hatin on me muthufuckers-the Jerk know some shaolin style...whooo haaa!


Name: The 'roach
Ref: Jerk
Date: 12 Apr 2000

Comment

There you go already, calling for the pest control (booyah?) just like a tot. I knew you had no spine 'cos rag dolls never get to have one. You thought I wasn't loud enough because you have loads of shit words in your head and some of it is choking your ear drum. Why don't you ask your nanny to use a toothpick in your ear? And by the way, I'm not your mate and I'm not ready for a truce. What I want to do to you is something that I wouldn't do to my mate. I'll crawl all over your brain and the next person that's gonna be with you will feel the itch. This booyah you're asking for an ally is already on my hitlist, so let him come with all the insecticides that he can lay his talons on. I've heard loads of shit and I've been places much hotter than your foul mouth. I have long legs and my family is Blattidae from the order of ORTHOPTERA and I am common in tropical climates like your armpits and private places (I hope to spend my summer holiday there). I am a scavenger and I like feeding on garbage brains like booyah's and yourself. Now you know why I am jerking on you? I want to bring you to the keyboard sweating blood 'til you run out of words and start behaving like an underground rap album that can't sell. start jerking now and let's see those .....


Name: None the Pisser
Ref: Jerk Said
Date: 12 Apr 2000

Comment

Jerk said sorry...mate, can I sqeel a lil' louder I can't quite get my ass. I'll try talkin through my dick or somethin that openin is for shit and spooks to fart and fuck. Ain't that right goofer? Where'ya nigga at my mom wants ya!!eat some shit!!


Name: jerk
Ref: The 'roach
Date: 12 Apr 2000

Comment

sorry...mate, can you squeel a lil' louder I can't quite get ya. Try talkin through your mouth or somethin, that openin is for farts and poofs. Ain't that right booyer? my nigga where you at muthufucker!!spit some shit!!


Name: The 'roach
Ref: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz .....
Date: 11 Apr 2000

Comment

This place is dying. Bring on some heat and snuff out these rug dolls like Jerk and Boyaah. We don't want people who haven't finished a crossword puzzle in their lifetime to puke in here. I hate you two snobs and I know you'll hate me for the rest of your shit life 'cos the 'roach is ready to crawl. Get in touch with the pest control now!!


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: UK
Date: 09 Apr 2000

Comment

Penis... The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high humidity environment; - has to work at high temperatures; - does not get weekends and holidays off; - does not get time off after extra hours of work; - has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request denied for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row; - does not answer immediately to all requests; - does not have a degree; - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work; - shows no fidelity to the workplace; - retires too early; - does not work at all unless pushed from behind; - does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 09 Apr 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref: Passer by
Date: 08 Apr 2000

Comment

pass on by muthufucker...catch you there, and I'mma roast you like a piece of steak with a bottle of ketchup and some fried onions and a glass of red wine on the side. I see ya.


Name: wouldn't u like to know!
Ref: wicked
Date: 08 Apr 2000

Comment

i luve ur fucking show man, o and godsmackkorn deftones staind metallica limp icp orgy old silver chair umm all the good shit!


Name: wouldn't u like to know!
Ref: wicked
Date: 08 Apr 2000

Comment

i luve ur fucking show man, o and godsmackkorn deftones staind metallica limp icp orgy old silver chair umm all the good shit!


Name: wouldn't u like to know!
Ref: wicked
Date: 08 Apr 2000

Comment

i luve ur fucking show man, o and godsmackkorn deftones staind metallica limp icp orgy old silver chair umm all the good shit!


Name: wouldn't u like to know!
Ref: wicked
Date: 08 Apr 2000

Comment

i luve ur fucking show man, o and godsmackkorn deftones staind metallica limp icp orgy old silver chair umm all the good shit!


Name: wouldn't u like to know!
Ref: wicked
Date: 08 Apr 2000

Comment

i luve ur fucking show man, o and godsmackkorn deftones staind metallica limp icp orgy old silver chair umm all the good shit!


Name:
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Date: 08 Apr 2000

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Name: ;ajflfj ;s
Ref: alfsfjrep kkkl;a;
Date: 07 Apr 2000

Comment

Who are people insulting when they say you son of a bitch? Is it your mother or you?


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: I dont have alot to do right now so I will trouble my fellow Jerry Springers
Date: 07 Apr 2000

Comment

Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, " You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack . In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children : Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of a nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper reported on the Schitt-Happens weddings. The Schitt - Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, " You don't know Jack Schitt ", you can correct them.


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: All you clever people leaving insults look at yourselfs first
Date: 07 Apr 2000

Comment

So you swear other people you dont know thinking its okay? What type of person are you? Wanna find out click here http://www.smartbot.net/you/


Name: Passer By
Ref: Unnamed commentator
Date: 07 Apr 2000

Comment

You crocodile!!!!! You even dare to answer the Passer by. U should stop your foolishness otherwise I' break your fingers. shit. Ala. Ukutupa. Kalale. Shit. I am observing your down shit. If you do your shit again, I wanna give U carborn monoxide @@@@@!!!!!!!???>>>. and U never be able to type on a keyboard. Dare never answer the Passer by.

Rest in toilet. Kolokombwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: Those damned kawalalas
Date: 06 Apr 2000

Comment

You know what they're doing with your taxes? They're spending your money, hundreds of billions of Kwacha, on defense. To defend us from the Angolans, the Congolese, the Zimbabweans. When was the last time a Angolan came and broke into your car? I'm not worried about Angolans, I'm worried about Zambians! You're going to defend me, defend me from Zambians! Get my butt back from Kamwala alive!


Name:
Ref: passer by
Date: 06 Apr 2000

Comment

iwe passer by wa bola!, you're dry, no salt, tasteless


Name: Passer By
Ref: Booyah, jerk & the rest
Date: 06 Apr 2000

Comment

First visit in this site. booyah , jerk & the rest you are all fucked up. Damn shit. Crocodiles, carbon monoxide, ******&&&&&&&&hjkld???? >>>>, chimpazees Fuckin goooooood in shits. masai's, kolokombwaaaa.

Rest in hell & in pieces.


Name: amer khaznadar
Ref: liver disses
Date: 05 Apr 2000

Comment

mo comment


Name:
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Date: 05 Apr 2000

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Date: 04 Apr 2000

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Date: 03 Apr 2000

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Name: jerk
Ref:
Date: 02 Apr 2000

Comment

Fuck you 2* booyah, fuck Oprah fuck Jay and his muthucuckin sumo wrestling chick of an ex-convict, fuck Sadam, fuck Clinton, fuck Biggie, I don't give a fuck about the new Russian leader, fuck Taiwan and their muthufuckin 'banana on it's side' shaped eyes, fuck Mugabe and his fucken whatever Pf Zinu or what the fuck, I just don't give a fuck cause I the master hater you heard wha wha!! where ya at wha you gon' do wha wha...

Biggest Jerk in town!


Name: booyah
Ref: jerk!
Date: 31 Mar 2000

Comment

bow, down y'all, this is exactly what this page is for.

you're doing great Jerk, go head and swear like it's 2999.


Name: Jerk
Ref:
Date: 31 Mar 2000

Comment

Fuck Mr sense, fuck jambo, fuck Biggie, 2pac and his muthufuckin ashes as' shit, fuck Jerry, fuck Patrick end fuck booyah with his corny @ss the corny @ss muthufucka..........................................................................................................do you fell it hugh? wha? wha? do you feelet, we bad boy killaz, and we are shmoke all ya runnin out of the Congo rain forest like that muthuphuckers!!! It's on and on and it's back on to the fade of dusk...we out niggaz!!!!


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Date: 30 Mar 2000

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Name: Little Red Pain
Ref:
Date: 30 Mar 2000

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Little Red Pain

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she sees the Big Bad Wolf behind the bushes. She walks up to him and says, "My, what big eyes you have!" The wolf then jumps up and runs away. Later on, Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, but this time he was behind a tree, she walks up to him again and says, "My, what big ears you have!" Again, the wolf jumps up and runs from her. As she continued her walk she sees the wolf a third time behind a fence, she walks up to him and says, "My, what big teeth you have!" The wolf popped up from behind the fence and says, "Damn it, would you leave me alone? I am trying to take a shit!!!"


Name: Joker
Ref: winning
Date: 30 Mar 2000

Comment

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's alot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!).

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.The president was of course curious as to how she came by all his cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.""Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are nots quare!"The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them."Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

Viel gluek


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Date: 29 Mar 2000

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Date: 28 Mar 2000

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Name: booyah
Ref: everybody that signs up on this page.
Date: 28 Mar 2000

Comment

This is the Jerry Springer page, not the damn Oprah show. Jerry don't make people make up, he makes them break up. y'all are being nice to each other, you're supposed to be fighting and all. pinto, this is your chance to tell lenny how you really feel. it's time to say how you got real love for him, in a george micheal time of way. let's get the show rolling, for crying out loud!. if you're really bored and life less and hate no one, you could imagine me saying your mama to you, then you can reply to me in the good ol' fashioned Jerry way. is that a deal y'all?.


Name: jambo
Ref: sense
Date: 28 Mar 2000

Comment

Mr. Sense, light girls look a bit more attractive because they look like the sun. Dark girls look like the moon. Wouldn't you rather have some sunset than moonlight?


Name: hoda
Ref:
Date: 28 Mar 2000

Comment

<img src="http://www.portalofevil.com/fatchicksinpartyhats/fatball.gif">


Name: Mr.Sense
Ref: all u kids
Date: 27 Mar 2000

Comment

the kids have gone to sleep. it's time for the big boys to talk now. It's past your bed time all? Now comes sense. Let's turn this room into a place where sense is spoken.

Question: are light skinned women better looking than dark skinned ones? what do you think?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 26 Mar 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 26 Mar 2000

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Name: Pinto
Ref: on musi
Date: 25 Mar 2000

Comment

Can anyone blame a bratha for lovin Musi? She's sweetnesss itself!

Jerk, chill, we're set for 69.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 24 Mar 2000

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Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: Yes whoi
Date: 24 Mar 2000

Comment

Employee: Bwana can I have the day off tomorrow?

Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.

This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!


Name: Jerk
Ref: Pinto
Date: 24 Mar 2000

Comment

Musi's down for the 69 Pinto-get yours niggaz-pass the stick-and let her shmoke 'n choke!

LOL


Name: 4Pac 'the roach
Ref:
Date: 24 Mar 2000

Comment

Hi all.

It's been quite a while and I thought I should pop in and smell that .... and at the same time tell all ya that I have dropped the name 4Pac as from now. I am now simply THE 'ROACH. I did this cause some people were having nightmares and coldsweats each time they saw the number 4. Are you all my friends now?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 23 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: Musi
Ref: Pinto!
Date: 23 Mar 2000

Comment

Thats understood. Atleast you are a gentle man. Forgiven you. Now cheer up will you? Your face is all screwed up. Like you gonna cry or something.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 22 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: Leslie
Ref: Musi
Date: 22 Mar 2000

Comment

Dear Musi,

It's imperative that you don't align me with derogatory remarks like the one deposited in the abortions room.

I may beg if I've to lure you into finding something worthwhile to do in life unlike getting all wet lingerie, exersperated with cyber orgasms beyond endurance. P.S: keep to your kind OK! try helpin' Cecilia argue gender on the rumours fora for starters.

I resign here and be a spectator.


Name: leslie's long time friend
Ref: Pinto!
Date: 22 Mar 2000

Comment

Hey P,

let the bitch go, man. you gat game, so stick with the playaz, aiight?


Name: leslie's long time friend
Ref: Pinto!
Date: 22 Mar 2000

Comment

Hey P,

let the bitch go, man. you gat game, so stick with the playaz, aiight?


Name: Pinto! (now with an exclamation mark, as you noticed in musi's posting)
Ref: MUSI
Date: 22 Mar 2000

Comment

Musi, sorry for calling lenny the f-word in my last posting, after the "get well soon" message... i see it offended you. It's just my way of helping someone who is in pain get out of it quickly by making light of it. No offence meant to you or anyone.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 21 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: Musi
Ref: Pinto!
Date: 21 Mar 2000

Comment

Pinto!, Hi,

I know I am gonna break your heart, but I regret to state that I aint your friend no more. You got plenty of friends already - like Lesile, PT something etc,. You won't miss me any. Please stick with them, you make up a team anyway. Pinto! We not gonna be enemies right! If our paths ever cross, I am gonna give you a knowing nod okay. I will keep my side of the deal. Just that Lenny is my only friend now. We also two of a kind. My baby is hurting and I am also hurting with him. You may consider it banishment, if you please; but I am Lenny's pal. Never will desert him. And we weren't talking about nothing. Must have been whispers in the wind you heard. There'd been a lot of noise in the wind.

I was a fool to envisage you could be my brother- sorry about that one.

Regards


Name: Musi
Ref: Jim
Date: 21 Mar 2000

Comment

I hope you are not just an alarmist. If you are I will never forgive you.

If its true...... then this is (cant find the right words) all the same thanks for letting us know. Gonna contact him.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 21 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: Pinto!
Ref: lenny henry
Date: 20 Mar 2000

Comment

Get well soon, ma'fucker.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 20 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: Pre-to-rear M.C
Ref: chain rap ....FINNISH IT OFF
Date: 20 Mar 2000

Comment

1) Smokin till I die - leaving lil kids cryin - you can't see me like I'm EF TEE JAY - Robbin all ya suckers all day - You tryna score like Kalusha - fuck with me and I'mma sue ya - I don't give a fu*k - about my history - y'all can cross into Katanga - If you want - already paid them muthufu@kers - ain't gonna say shit - We congolese we mad thirsty like mosquito -

<hook> we congolese mad thirsty like mosquitos - we colonise you - you never even know - ah - we congolese we gonna suck you like a lollie pop - because you can't see me like my nigga eff tee jay

2.........


Name: Mr. Smalt
Ref: Women endless demands
Date: 20 Mar 2000

Comment

Hi,Hats off & order on the site---> am back Jerry. WE MEN NEED women OF COURSE & LOVE them but they surprise us with your judgements, desires, fake wishes, demands and other impossibles. Look, a man can die of heart-attack if he misses this that "Women do not know what they want !" Some man somewhere is under pains because he has forgotten this powerful RUMOUR. Man,Do not try to prove i said -- You will lose money, time and finally life through Aids. She may demand harder sex which you may not afford ! WOMEN what do you really want ??


Name:
Ref:
Date: 20 Mar 2000

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Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: sorry nothing better today
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: sorry nothing better today
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."


Name:
Ref:
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

Hello everyone. I would like to say hello, to everyone out there "Hello"

Hello


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: Yes
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

Yes guy how are we?


Name: Fenella, Scotland
Ref: Lenny
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

Lenny, DOn't know you, but sorry to hear about your car accident. Hope the Americans take good care of you and that you feel much better soon. Glad you weren't badly hurt.


Name: Jerry Springer Page Observer
Ref: Lenny
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

Lenny, Sorry to hear about your accident. Wish you a speedy recovery and hope you feel much better soon.


Name: Jerry Springer Page Observer
Ref: Lenny
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

Lenny, Sorry to hear about your accident. Wish you a speedy recovery and hope you feel much better soon.


Name: Jim (USA)
Ref: Listen all, this is serious!
Date: 18 Mar 2000

Comment

This is serious news for once. Lenny Henry is my friend and he had an accident yesterday. His Lexus overturned on a freeway due to bad weather, however he's out of danger and pretty stable. I visited him this afternoon and we had a good chat. Thank God he wasn't as badly hurt as one would imagine if you saw the wreckage. He should be out of hospital before the end of this weekend. Not a good place to break this news but I see some people wishing him bad things, I know its Jerry Springer and sorry about this. I'll get him his laptop tonite so he can communicate with his family and friends privately.


Name: Pinto! (name always pelt with exclamation mark for respect)
Ref: mumba
Date: 17 Mar 2000

Comment

Mumba, i advise you to take the truce. PTPM is my friend. I know him well. When he says let's stop, it is advisable for u to swallow your pride and stop. As leslie said, you gat game, but you better just know when a fight is not healthy. In this situation, I think it is not healthy.

To Musi,

hi. Looooooooooooong time, where are you? Forgotten bout that lenny boy, ya? Good. Now, what were we saying before all this ...


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PTTM
Date: 17 Mar 2000

Comment

Yes I do. You Fuckin PUTA


Name:
Ref:
Date: 17 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: PTPM
Ref: Mumba
Date: 17 Mar 2000

Comment

Do you really want this?


Name: PTPM
Ref: Mumba
Date: 17 Mar 2000

Comment

Do you really want this?


Name: Pretty
Ref: The f word
Date: 17 Mar 2000

Comment

Just to get things into perspective, the word "fuck" has it's origins in two old German words which joined to mean "to violently rape."

It's not clever to throw it around like that.


Name: Pretty
Ref: The f word
Date: 17 Mar 2000

Comment

Just to get things into perspective, the word "fuck" has it's origins in two old German words which joined to mean "to violently rape."

It's not clever to throw it around like that.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 17 Mar 2000

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Name: MUMBA
Ref: Eaglebird Humperdink
Date: 16 Mar 2000

Comment

Hey, You might be FUCKIN OK after-all. I don't give a FUCK about how these other FUCK-HEADS feel about you. You are a FUCKING comedian, you heard me? FUCK. My Fucking Ribs heart from laughing from so FUCKIN much. This FUCKING Idiot who calls himself PTTM needs to get a FUCKIN clue. You-Heard? I must be Living Lavida Loca because I smell a FUCKING PUTA. Someone Explain to this Moron what a PUTA is. Knowing This FUCKING fool. He will ask. Later days my FUCKING associates. FUCK, thats a Universal FUCKING word


Name:
Ref:
Date: 16 Mar 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 16 Mar 2000

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Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: All those fuck words
Date: 16 Mar 2000

Comment

Instantly Improving your Vocabulary

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck about Mary), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a great fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary!). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is stupid, fuck she's an idiot.). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck."

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greeting "How the fuck are ya'?" Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer." Resignation "Oh, fuck it!" Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now." Aggression "FUCK YOU!" Disgust "Fuck me." Confusion "What the fuck?" Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business." Despair "Fucked again." Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier." Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?" Lost "Where the fuck are we?" Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!" Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!" Denial "I didn't fucking do it." Perplexity "I know fuck all about it." Apathy "Who relly gives a fuck, anyhow?" Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here." Directions "Fuck off." Wonder "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole!" It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal - "Motherfucker." It can be political - "Fuck President Clinton!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna' fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on tht fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "I don't suppose it's going to fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass!" - Noah "I need this parade like a need a fucking hole in my head." -John F. Kennedy


Name: chileshe
Ref: Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
Date: 16 Mar 2000

Comment

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. " The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."


Name: PTPM
Ref: mumba
Date: 15 Mar 2000

Comment

Yo Lezz, wazzup ma man.

Mumba, how can you beg me not to address you again? i'm now feelin sorry for u again, young boy. Maybe i should stop. You not on ma level. Next time fuck with your own level... and you'll be happy. You were doin very fine with those other boys you had against your sleeve but you decided to promote yourself too much too soon.

some words fill up ma mouth right now, but its cool. Chill out, kid. We say peace and we out.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 15 Mar 2000

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Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 15 Mar 2000

Comment

Some people in here desperately need an overhaul. How do you tell someone who has already finished talking (in this case writing) to "SHUT THE FUCK UP"?. He has already shut the fuck up. And what is a fuck? If it is a sex round, then I wonder how you shut it up.

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 15 Mar 2000

Comment

Some people in here desperately need an overhaul. How do you tell someone who has already finished talking (in this case writing) to "SHUT THE FUCK UP"?. He has already shut the fuck up. And what is a fuck? If it is a sex round, then I wonder how you shut it up.

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PTTM
Date: 14 Mar 2000

Comment

What are you a fuckin Moron? Don't you know when to throw In the towel? You have been reduced to Idiotic Insults. Bow- down- Player. You are being taken out of my rolodex you inbred Hillbilly from the deep South. Can I get a What-What from some real players? Any shot-callers out there? PTTM don't ever adress me again.You heard me? You fuckin wannabe. BE-gone fool.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 14 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: lez as always
Ref:
Date: 14 Mar 2000

Comment

Whats up y'all, big up PTMP. Eaglebird hump...roll more dice in hea, I guess humour will do. lol Mumba chillax a bit, I know 4real you got game.


Name: Mr. Smalt
Ref: Good Joke but still .....Manhood !
Date: 14 Mar 2000

Comment

Good joke Eaglebird. Good break away from words like "Ass" "fuck" "piss" & much more Castro borrowed servant English ! Throw another rest place joke! Whoever taught these kids this language regrets ! They sleep insulting. Now any more manhood medicines Guys B4 i loose my lover ??


Name: ptpm
Ref:
Date: 14 Mar 2000

Comment

Eagle bird, that's a nice one!

Mumba, you sound like a faggot begging a male dog for a fuck in the ass. My advice: stop doing that shit, ot atleast have a fuckin shower before you come to this site, bcoz you smell like dog's dick, man. Firstly, you shouldn't be fucking with dogs no matter how horny you feel. secondly, why did you go for a fuckin male dog? and thirdly, did it have to be your neighbour's small white dog?

you couldn't shag your own dog because it is so ugly that even other dogs run away from it. and it's all your fault for feeding it the left over umulembwe you always have for dinner. Feed your fucking dog well, man. Feed it, you hear?

But that doesn't mean you should start fuckin it. it's a fuckin dog, for goodness' sake. why deprive other dogs of the fun.

anyway, if you want to continue fucking those fuckin homo dogs, then continue. but just remember to wipe your dirty ass before coming to this room because, as i said, musi has gone and she's the only one who had some air freshener around here. i have personally never smelt anything so nauseating in my life. You said u wanted war with me? you are already winning, not by your bombs but by your dirty smell from that dog you fuck every day, mixed with your own unwashed dick's smell.

man, you smell. Now SMELL THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! YOU'RE FUCKIN EMBARASSIN US!


Name:
Ref:
Date: 14 Mar 2000

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Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: Jokes aside
Date: 13 Mar 2000

Comment

Castro had just bought his driving permit. He asked his father, FTJ, if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

FTJ replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PTTM
Date: 12 Mar 2000

Comment

SHUT THE FUCK UP FOOL. Don't you know when you've been beat fool? No ones trying to fuck with your Baboon-Ass. Let It Go. Fuck with Lenny Or Mussy or some other Punk like that. Don't come Into my house and mess with me you fuckin Moron. Be gone and use some cream from the quack. You smell like you have an infection of some sort. You Illiterate cock-sucking son of a lower species.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 12 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: PTPM
Ref: mumba
Date: 11 Mar 2000

Comment

Mumba, has anyone ever told you that you're a fool? they should have been fair to you and told you that long ago.

no one fucks with PTPM, and you just did that when you referred to my name rather disrespectfully. that's what a fool is. someone who cant tell who to fuck with and who not to fuck with. when i bomb, you will be gone, mathafucker. i'm not one of those zimbabwe sissys you went to fuck in that other room. i am PTPM, and when i ride, i ride.

well ... on second thoughts, i feel sorry for you coz you like crying even when you get weak shots from people like none the fuckin pisser.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: REAL DOCTOR
Date: 11 Mar 2000

Comment

Whats the matter Doc? Seems you're getting a little hot under the collar. You can't take a little criticism? If you talk like a quack, look like a quack, therefor you must be a quack. you fucking low-life. Don't you know you can't fuck with bowlers? That Is unless you are a shot-caller. Be gone--- you low-life


Name:
Ref:
Date: 11 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: REAL DOCTOR
Ref: Ignoramus-NOT
Date: 11 Mar 2000

Comment

Still Ignorant-NOT!

Well then fuck you and your stupid pharmaceautical encyclopedia. Fuck the fucking quack called Mumba and his ignorance too. Lets just bundle you up and then fucking burn you, together as a fucking bundle so you can go to fucking hell and fuck.


Name: still Ignorant -NOT
Ref: Monostat-7
Date: 11 Mar 2000

Comment

Turns out I'm not so ignorant. Will the REAL DOCTOR as he calls himself get real and remember that an anti-fungal IS NOT an antibiotic. Antibiotics treat bacterial infections. Anti-fungals, such as fluconazole and its related friends treat FUNGAL infections. but if you want to fight about it, we can meet again on this site.


Name: None The Pisser!
Ref: Mumba stammers too!
Date: 11 Mar 2000

Comment

I don't wanna repeat what he said, he said it plain clear himself, read that crap below! Mamb...mamb...mamb.....mamb.... like a frog!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: REAL DOCTOR
Date: 11 Mar 2000

Comment

I admire you. If you where on on my side we just might get along. But since you want to be Ignorant about the the whole thing. Then your your Monkey Ass Is on the other side. Your STUPID_ASSS mised the whole point. Inteligent people such as yourself do not need to expose their Ignorance In this type of forumn. You sound like like a learned guy so I'll give you your propps and I won't Insult you 're Intelligence . But a word of advice. Next time you step to me. Know who you are talking to fool. Because you nearly PISSED me OFF. HOLLO AT ME> BE gone FOOL. MR MUMBA


Name:
Ref:
Date: 11 Mar 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 11 Mar 2000

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Name: REAL DOCTOR!
Ref: Fake Doc.
Date: 10 Mar 2000

Comment

Fake Doc,

Pharmaceautical products come with different commercial names e.g Analgesics used as pain killers, can be marketed as PANADOL, ACETAMINOPHEN, IBUPROFEN in Zambia. In the US the same can be marketed as TYLENOL, ADVIL, etc but classified, they are all the same i.e. ANALGESICS. You do not expect someone who lives in Germany to understand a dutch commercial name for the same product only MUMBA who is dumb imagines such. MONOSTAT-7 is a commercial name for an ANTI-FUNGAL cream. This is an antibiotic just like valinomycin or tetracyclin as they are popularly known in Zambia. Case rested!!!


Name: Mr. Smalt
Ref: Manhood !
Date: 10 Mar 2000

Comment

SITE RISE & HATS OFF ! Annoucing my arrival - Mr. Smalt from Rumours site, you may all be sitted now.... Ladies & Gentlemen, any medicine like Viagra or something to improve "night riding" ? Be pecise, use less words "Ass", "Wanna" "Ye Mr. Smel,.t" etc as you explain !!


Name: Doc.
Ref: somebody enquiring about monastat 7
Date: 10 Mar 2000

Comment

This medicinal cream is used to treat thrush for mostly women. However there is be some bloke that has to tings. Does the last sentence ring a bell to somebody/ies?

Keep those questions flowing. The doc will always be there to answer them.


Name: Still ignorant
Ref: Monostat-7
Date: 10 Mar 2000

Comment

Will somebody please tell me what monostat-7 is? Is it something rude? I'm an innocent gal so explain politely.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 10 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: None The Pisser!
Ref: Mumba Said
Date: 10 Mar 2000

Comment

Mumba said:

I am the idiot making contributions under my name. PTM or whatever your name Is, I am crying and venting. My monkey-ass doesn't know what Monostat-7 is...........I believe you are better off since you know. I am off to Amsterdam to see whats new in the Red-Light District Cum at me....You heard me?


Name: MUMBA
Ref: The other mumba
Date: 09 Mar 2000

Comment

Who Is this Idiot making contributions under my name? PTM or whatever your name Is, I'm not crying just venting. If your monkey-ass doesn't know what Monostat-7 is.......... I believe you are better off not knowing.I'm off to Amsterdam to see whats new In the Red-Light District Come at me -----You heard me?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 09 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: Ignorant
Ref: A question
Date: 09 Mar 2000

Comment

What's monostat-7?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 09 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PTPM
Date: 09 Mar 2000

Comment

Yes, I am too pissed, be gone fool. Mr Mumba


Name: PTPM
Ref: MUMBA
Date: 09 Mar 2000

Comment

Mumba, are you crying?


Name: Mumba
Ref: IDIOTS
Date: 08 Mar 2000

Comment

You fuckers are really trying to piss me off. Na-Mumba get a fucking life fool. I,m already spoken for. Kuma bar lyonse? At least I can afford It you fucking excuse of a person. I have things to do OK? Darn fool. Go use some of that Monostat-7 In your cabinet.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 08 Mar 2000

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Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: Jokes aside
Date: 08 Mar 2000

Comment

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Luwangwa; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Mrs. Banda was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Zulu, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Zulu noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Banda, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?"

Mrs. Banda said, "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: Mumba
Date: 08 Mar 2000

Comment

Whats with all the bad language? Suffering from constipation are we? tut tut. All that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable.-- Kathleen Norris So therefore Mumba I will bear with you, impossible it may seem!


Name: Na-Mumba
Ref: Shi Mumba
Date: 08 Mar 2000

Comment

Imwe ba Mumba. Abana insala imwe muli fye bize pa internet. OOO uleisa mona kunganda we chinangwa we. Abana balalyenshi. Tawakwata mano. Na la chita expose ama secrets. Uleke. I am serious. Ugone kwamene uko. I never seen some granpa who's so idiotic. Nabeshikulu walikwata. Wembushi we atase.

Nine Namumba .. wichindike inshita yonse nikuma bar.


Name: leslie
Ref: godzilla
Date: 08 Mar 2000

Comment

You asked where the world is coming to, I gat news for you, its coming to an abrupt end. lol Aint it so cool jus to lay back & watch time fly huh!


Name: None, the Pisser
Ref: Mumba Said!
Date: 08 Mar 2000

Comment

Mumba said:

I am the fool that's submitting contributions under my name. Everyone knows that I am more deranged than that. So to the beautiful queen that made that note. Don't kiss my arm. Darn pinacle of the earth. Go get a room with the prince and her mate. I am a fuckin moron. I like the phrase "be gone" but I don't know shit about how I sound, probably like someone from Nabwalya. I have things to do with my dick. Piss me off over again and again you-hear?


Name: MUMBA
Ref: HAMPERDICK OR WHATEVER
Date: 08 Mar 2000

Comment

Your knowledge of Java could be Impressive to a regular novice. I'd like to let you know that I cut your Ass of at 25. It Is kind Of hard to annoy me. Anyone want to know how to elliminate this Idiot? I'll gladly share my knowledge and this fool from putting idiotic sites on my page. Later days Much LOve


Name: MUMBA
Ref: SOME IDIOT
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment

Who Is the fool that's submitting contributions under my name? Everyone knows that I am more eloquent than that. So to the Scubb that made that note. Kiss my Ass Fool. Darn Imbecile. Go get a room with the Scrubb and her mate. You fuckin Moron. Be gone. I have things to do. Don't ever Piss me Off again you-hear?.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: none
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment

Please visit:

http://www.FunPagesNow.com/haha.html

enjoy the trip!!


Name: Eaglebird Humperdink
Ref: I was sent here by those REAL people in the rumors page
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment

Mwana this page sucks. The rumour page had more humour than this site. The guys and gals that inhabit this site are down right dull tossers. I'm back to rumours you guys suck!!


Name: godzilla
Ref: cant believe this
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment

Of all people, fucking lezlie is the one who calls a truce with zimbabweans? what's the world coming to?


Name: godzilla
Ref: cant believe this
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment

Of all people, fucking lezlie is the one who calls a truce with zimbabweans? what's the world coming to?


Name: godzilla
Ref: cant believe this
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment

Of all people, fucking lezlie is the one who calls a truce with zimbabweans? what's the world coming to?


Name: MUMBA
Ref: TO MYSELF (MUMBA)
Date: 07 Mar 2000

Comment

All my goodness I am back and I am an idiot.

I should get the fuck out of this room I am getting myself sick in my own shit already.

I am a darn mosepeins myself. Please understand me.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: MUSI/LENNY
Date: 06 Mar 2000

Comment

Oh my goodness. These two Idiots are back. Get a fuckin Hotel-room for goodness sake. You are making me sick with this shit already. DARN HOMOSEPIANS.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 06 Mar 2000

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Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Honey!
Date: 06 Mar 2000

Comment

Hey sweets,

Hope you're doin' good love. Love ya! Been a lil busy myself and hey careful, stay focused on the wheel, I don't wanna hear that kinda thin'. Slow down when you drive in uncertain conditions honey, remember slowin' down where you are uncertain means, you save loads, don't wanna lose you. You know what it'll do to me.

The Y2K issue still burns, get there honey and we gonna warm ourselves up!!

Stay cool, be lookin' forward!

LH.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 03 Mar 2000

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Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 03 Mar 2000

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L. Hi,

Me again. I was on an expedition of duty a little way out of town, and the roads being in a beastly condition and it being far enough, I took longer than I would have done if the roads had been good. Honey it rains cats and dogs out here. Nearly went off the road at some point. I suddenly smelt coffee, cigarettes, aftershave - all in one whiff. Cripes! For a moment I thought you were around. Such is what you do to me. You have so large a share in my thoughts and interest. You do make my heart smile. I was in a blissful delirium for a while. I gotta be careful what this Lenny can do to one. I asked the other time if you had been to Malawi lately?

Gonna contact you on the private line next - still stands I believe? The Y2K jingle ...Dowanna mingle with plebeians - feels so uncomfortable. See ya soon.

M.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 02 Mar 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 02 Mar 2000

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 02 Mar 2000

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Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Sweets
Date: 01 Mar 2000

Comment

Musi Honey, Howdy!!!

Don't even doubt darling, I was on pins and needles waiting for your call. My heart is in my mouth whenever I hear from you. I am as happy as a lark, hope you've been nice, strong and healthy. Our works will never go with the wind and no one can gum them up. I am with you through and through. You girl sure do have a mind like a steel trap and I love you sooo much. We're highfliers you know. We do hold all the aces. At the glance of yours, I looked and felt like a million dollars, wish you were here.

Time to knuckle down on us, else we could make night practitioners look like cats that swallowed the canary. My thoughts for you are just as intimate as ever, no one will change them, infact attempts are a grist for our mill. We'll always be high and dry. Sweetie, you have made an impact on my mind, always on my mind, I love you. Stay cool and enjoy yourself, time will tell soon.

Love you,

LH.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 29 Feb 2000

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Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 29 Feb 2000

Comment

Dear Lenny,

How's it? Amished ya. Cant stop thinking of you. Hey I MISSED YOU all the way, in as much that I lost a few kilos too. You haven't been to Malawi lately have you? I was out. Sorry it was at short notice, otherwise I could have informed you. I have set an inestimatable value upon our friendship and its profundity is quite unfathomable and its not a thing to let go on any terms. I couldn't bear losing you.

I went away for a reason very different from your "suppositions" if any. Not even peoples as crafty as witches would stop me from loving you - they are small time any way. Besides, the die has already been cast. The good's outweighed the bad and thats what we always dwell on, don't we? The good's our love bliss - the bad who gives a damn?

Honey, in my lovelorn condition, my appetite languished. I was glad of it, because it would rather be perfidy towards you to have a natural relish for my breakfast, lunch or dinner when there was absolutely no contact with you whatsoever. We have a natural affection for each other which is for keeps you know. Even if love was wrung out of me, metaphorically speaking, to drown all our enemies in; yet there would still be some for you. So away with that heartache! Feeling better? I missed your good humour & vitality. We have no time to discuss trivial matters now - besides better to distrust the stranger and look after your own. I am for you - hook, line & sinker. You gat the gift of the gab too. We are two of a kind and I just happen to love you so! Just your intellect....., sends me beserk. I don't care a fig about prattle, chatter or suchlike - usually comes from nonentities anyway. Did you hear of leeches that sucked a sickle celled dog dry?

Ciao, my darling, enjoy yourself & please spare me a thought now and then - as for me, I am forever thinking about you.

M.


Name: Kufekisa
Ref: all
Date: 27 Feb 2000

Comment

Hey guys, let's cool it over in this muth...., sorry on this page. Ain't you got nothin else to do in your lives than just sit in front of a pc and talk jack shit. Come on, lt's be for real. At least we should be dissin all the shit that's goin on in the world people. We could present shit like poems, songs, raps, gossip, facts, jokes and all that stuff. All that most of you are doing is flexing some verbal diorrhoea for what???? Anyway, y'all can do what y'all want-that's just my word!! Later!!


Name: Sam
Ref: Zam Hater
Date: 26 Feb 2000

Comment

What the hell are you talking about.Release?what can you release?Nothing!


Name: zam-hater
Ref: Mess on our site
Date: 26 Feb 2000

Comment

I just came to tell all the Zambianz that we don't want them on our site. Please I will release the Zim people to this site.

GET LOST!!!


Name: leslie
Ref: On-going fight on the zim sight
Date: 26 Feb 2000

Comment

It will honestly surprise some people to hear me say this, but I challenge All zedians to crawl out of that sheltered Zim-board and come back here to increase awareness and understanding to our national similarities and differences. Here's my side of the story: In order to solve the big problems in our region, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must stop this insanity. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived in a world without conceited bourgeoisie? To all zedians lets not throw principle to the wind, these zim people are willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. We must undoubtedly subject these contrivances to the rigorous scrutiny they warrant. Does that sound extremist? Is it too craven for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 26 Feb 2000

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Name: godzilla
Ref: roomies
Date: 25 Feb 2000

Comment

i'm also taking a flight to harare, first thing this evening. see you there.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 23 Feb 2000

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Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: All my enemies
Date: 23 Feb 2000

Comment

Sorry, I am off to Zimbabwe too.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 22 Feb 2000

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Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: My People
Date: 22 Feb 2000

Comment

Hello people. How goes life. I'll get straight to the point. Boys we are at war with our worthless neighbours. Yes,it's those wanking Zimbabweans. I was informed by a trusted subject ( Zim hater). Good work my man.

Well I have already been there and droped a warning. Noe it is upi to you brave men of the Springer Page. All your swearing skills are required for the assault on the dogs of Rhodesia. Let us combine our strength and force to smite the pigs.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 22 Feb 2000

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Name: lonely soldier
Ref: everyone
Date: 18 Feb 2000

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where's everybody gone? you all gone to zimbabwe?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 17 Feb 2000

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Name: Zim Hater.
Ref: 3rdworld, ptpm, leslie, 4pac, none the pisser, pl astique, lenny, notoriousbig, mumba, pinto, and others.
Date: 17 Feb 2000

Comment

HELP!

There's a war going on with the Zimbabweans at the Zimbabwe Online page. I've come to get some reinforcement here. Please come with all your guns and ammunition and do some war for mother Zambia. We're finally going to war, guys!!!

The site is called fight site. Let's go, guys. http://www.zambia.co.zm/zimbabwe/index.html


Name: ZAMBIAN
Ref: DIRTY TALK
Date: 17 Feb 2000

Comment

NO NEED FOR ALL THIS ABUSE ON THE CHAT ROOM. WHEN DID ZAMBIANS EVER GET THIS RUDE? YOU ALL MUST BE FOREIGNERS.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 16 Feb 2000

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Name: Thirdworld_niggaz
Ref: PTPM and None the pisser
Date: 16 Feb 2000

Comment

To decode the message, look at each letter and select the key to the left of that letter on your keyboard. There was an error in the second word, it should be YJSY. Have fun!!!!!!!


Name: None The Pisser
Ref: PTPM
Date: 16 Feb 2000

Comment

PTPM SAID:

thirdworld niggaz, i've decoded your message. it says "Fuck my small bitch ass bitch. Who's trying to fuck with 'none the pisser' ? Fuck my big ass PTPM, and fuck everyone else who thinks they've got vibe when they are just scratching their smelly shit asses like N.G. the real Goof, but in actual fact being scrubs for life in zambian compounds." hahahaha

do you have another one?


Name: PTPM
Ref: third world niggaz
Date: 16 Feb 2000

Comment

thirdworld niggaz, i've decoded your message. it says "Fuck this small bitch ass bitch called 'none the pisser' who's trying to fuck with the big boy PTPM, and fuck everyone else who thinks they've got vibe when they are just scratching their smelly shit asses in here pretending to be real Gs, but in actual fact being scrubs for life in zambian compounds." hahahaha

do you have another one?


Name:
Ref:
Date: 15 Feb 2000

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Name: Thirdworld_niggaz
Ref:
Date: 15 Feb 2000

Comment

Can any one decode this message.

MPE YSY O VSM TRSF YJOD ,RDDSHR. O VPMDOFRT ,UDR;G S FOVL DIVLOMH ,IYJIGIVLT/

Lets see the first one to decode it. Away you go........


Name:
Ref:
Date: 14 Feb 2000

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Name: None, the Pisser!
Ref: Who the fuck is Lenny?
Date: 14 Feb 2000

Comment

Readin' thru posts here, I scan some hunk called Lenny. Who da fuck is he? He got game. He da magnet, every girl wanna fuck him. I give no fuck, let's piss him 2. Lenny, U sun of gun, keep dat dyck inside yo pants else I cut it. Yo pussys're gonna sob like babies!


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: The Referee with no name
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

The King has opposition. What mortal dares to question my position. You, nameless dog are nothing. I compare your mother to that shameles whore Jesebel.

Think about it, your mother is a "fucking machine". I think we should call her "Super Hoe".

Any way enough about you shit covered ass. Where is MUMBA, the only man worthy of my abuse. Come out and fight gutless dog from the bowels of dung beetle.

By the way, my royal court need refurbishing. Therefore I am looking for quality virgins to supply me with constant pleasure. Your reward will be the honour of being FUCKED by me, THE KING. If you please me betond reasonable doubt I may offer you an extended stay in my Hareem. But listen bitch, you had better be good.

Jesebel. What do you thinl you are doing, soliciting your pleasure services in my kingdom. Tell you what I will let you do business here if you worship mee without question. And if you say, you are what you say you are, then I may let you suck the royal penis. Most say it's taste is not of this world and beleive it was created by celestial beings. I am not too sure on those details (I dont suck my Knob). Its physically impossible.

Back to Lenny and Muso. Children I have decreed, as your Lord and Protector, I must break in every wife before the husbund consumates their marriage. Therfore Kids you owe me a fuck. Now, I am verry bussy at the moment, with several wars else where and other pressing matters, I wont have the time to personally rock your socks off Mussi. Dont be saddened child, I will choose a most worthy substitute. I guarantee that this fellow will fuck good.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 12 Feb 2000

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Name: None, the Pisser!
Ref: PTPMunyelo!
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

Hahahaha, it worked, he got pissed, like JJ's mama! Whose Musi? Dunno shit bout that.

You said: None the pisser, go fuck my mama's ass(I ain't doin' that), I aim @ pussy, not ass! Then U said: Enjoy yourself but wash off that old woman's ass smell before you come back (Hhhm your mama's ass smells). Then U said: Musi has gone away with her air freshener (Does Musi teach U personal hygene?)


Name: PTPM
Ref: None the pisser
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

None, the pisser, go fuck your mama's old wrinkled ass, fool. Enjoy yourself, but wash off that old woman's ass smell before you come back here coz Musi has gone away with her air freshener.


Name: PTPM
Ref: None the pisser
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

None, the pisser, go fuck your mama's old wrinkled ass, fool. Enjoy yourself, but wash off that old woman's ass smell before you come back here coz Musi has gone away with her air freshener.


Name: independent referee
Ref: just watching
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

No, PL Astique, you can't be the king. That's because your name sounds like ass stick. Kings don't have sticks for their asses.


Name: independent referee
Ref: just watching
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

No, PL Astique, you can't be the king. That's because your name sounds like ass stick. Kings don't have sticks for their asses.


Name: Jesebell
Ref: I want to fuck........
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

Hey kids I am jesebel the whore of babylon. i want to open my legs for you. i want you to stick your tongues insige my cunt and taste my sex. i was born to fuck. Lenny leave that tame little bitch alone and come to a real woman. I just want to suck your cock like a candy stick. if any body wants me just dial 555 babylon. ill be waiting for your cock.


Name: Jesebell
Ref: I want to fuck........
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

Hey kids I am jesebel the whore of babylon. i want to open my legs for you. i want you to stick your tongues insige my cunt and taste my sex. i was born to fuck. Lenny leave that tame little bitch alone and come to a real woman. I just want to suck your cock like a candy stick. if any body wants me just dial 555 babylon. ill be waiting for your cock.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: All of you
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

Hello once again to those of you that know me. I have returned to insult you with your own stupidity and insolence. Children of this shit filled page why cant you provide more intertainment. I read this page from time to time to see who is the big dog, but sadly nobody fits the bill. Lenny and Muso, are still plaguing the world with there discusting tyrist. Or is it just Poor Muso trying to get a life. Then there was and idiot called 4pac. Listen fool 2pac died. You will never reach his status. You could never go cult. So I suggest that you dwindle back to obscurity. I come now to the gimp that spoke of nuclear war. Man what are you on about. The only war you ever instill is to the rats in your home and the lice in your pubic region.

Now I'm not really that bad. As long as you hail me as king of your worl then i will lavish you with honours and praise. Cross me and I shal strike down on the with furious anger vengence you sweat on a baboons balls.

Till the next time citizens of springer world. Be well. Yor king orders you.


Name: None, the Pisser!
Ref: Lets piss PTPM too!  3 gone, 10 to come!
Date: 12 Feb 2000

Comment

He he he, he said: 1..2..3... my Testicles R about to be blown by Nuclear Weapons. All civilians, please don't stay near my ass. For your own safety, it smells and goon 2 is about to commence fuckin' it, my mouth too.

What does PTPM mean? Prick! The Puke Munyelo?


Name: PTPM
Ref: 4pac
Date: 11 Feb 2000

Comment

1...2...3...Testing Nuclear Weapons!

All civilians, please stay out of the way. For your own safety. war 2 is about to commence.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 11 Feb 2000

Comment

None=fortnox or Phoebie


Name: None, the Pisser!
Ref: Lets piss Leslie too!
Date: 11 Feb 2000

Comment

He said, Wow, this is how low my ass has gone huh! I wish you well in your story telling which is so succulent, only from a mind like yours, it exits yeah thats right, you have a tight knowledgeable mind. PTPM who are we really? goons!!! lets show it. We're rye big time now. Hey N.G come you dwibb, blast your ass.


Name: leslie
Ref: 4pac
Date: 11 Feb 2000

Comment

Wow! this is how low you've gone huh! I wish you well in your story telling which sucks, only from a mind like yours can it exist, yeah thats right your tiny ancient mind. PTMP lets show these goons who we really are, we ryde big time now. Hey N.G come blast these dwibbs.

Radar switched ON!!


Name: leslie
Ref: 4pac
Date: 11 Feb 2000

Comment

Wow! this is how low you've gone huh! I wish you well in your story telling which sucks, only from a mind like yours can it exist, yeah thats right your tiny ancient mind. PTMP lets show these goons who we really are, we ryde big time now. Hey N.G come blast these dwibbs.


Name: L
Ref:
Date: 11 Feb 2000

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Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Goons Episode One
Date: 11 Feb 2000

Comment

As the sun goes down carrying with it the shadows of the day and replacing them with the eerie shadows of the night, the streets of goon are filled with insults. An eighty year old granny steps out of a brightly painted green and gold cab. She stoops by the driver's window with her palm outstretched towards him.

"My change A@@hole," she says.

But instead of giving her the change, the driver fires the engine and speeds off leaving the poor lady choking in thick black.

"Up yours," the old lady shouts in between coughs.

"I'll blow your f@@kin' a@@ off with my 22, motherf@@ker. I'm a soldier, hear that?" the cab driver responded wishing he really had a 22. The old lady pulled out a .44 magnum from her brown handbag and fired three rounds at the speeding cab. "Shit," cursed the driver as a bullet ripped through the rear window and through his hat. A crowd gathered around the old lady, curiosly looking at the smoking 44 in her scrawney hands.

"What the f@@k are you looking at motherf@@kers?" she waved the gun menacingly and fired in the crowd. A big nosed black goon's face exploded with blood, some of it spilling onto a seven year old girl's ice cream.

"Throw it away," he mother said.

"No mommy, I like blood," she replied and then licked the blood splattered ice cream.

Two goon cops appeared on the scene and went straight for the old lady to arrest her. There was a loud noise from around the kerb. Everyone turned their heads into that direction. A white van with a mounted loud speaker appeared announcing a big boxing fight. The fight was due to begin in the next half hour at the tribal gardens. You might wonder why they were still advertising a big fight when it was only thirty minutes away from starting when normally by now the tickets would have been sold out. But this is goon. Goons have short memories and they need to be reminded every hour or they will forget about the fight and no one will show up.

"How ya all doin' motherf@@kers?," the loud speaker blared. "Fellas grab your guns and bitches grab your guys. Come to the Tribal Gardens this evening for the biggest fight of this f@@kin' century. It's West Syde Ryder versus East Syde Sid. There's gonna be lots of shootin' afterwards so don't miss this chance of a life time to shoot yourself a nigga. And oh ... never forgettin' the gang bangin' ...."

Like a tidal wave, the crowd started running to the Tribal Gardens for the big fight. They had actually forgotten about this big fight. The two cops also forgot to arrest the old lady with the .44 magnum and joined in the scramble. Typical of goons.

As the white van passed by an alley, the headlamps slightly illuminated the alley revealing three ugly goons skulking in the shadows. They were all dressed in all black with huge beenie hats pulled down their red eyes. Opposite them was huge building with the words "GOON SPERM BANK" written across the front in green neon.

"Yo! Say what? Should we really do this shit?" asked the tiniest of the three goons. "I say we go get ourselve some p@ssy and watch the fight."

"Shut up Nigga. It's M.O.B. (Money over bitches) with this nig'," replied the ugliest of the three goons as he majestically thumped his chest with his fist. "What d'ya say PT?" he asked the medium sized goon.

"M.O.B." PT replied. "We need those dead prezidents, man." His clasped his sweating palms in anticipation of the riches behind those walls. These three goons fell into the category of Real Goons (Real Gs). They are the most stupid of all goons. These three goons had overlooked the other two words written on the building and only paid attention to the last word "Bank" and assumed the place held cash.

"Now are ya'all with me niggas?" the ugliest goon asked.

"Yes," replied the one called PT.

"No," answered the tiniest goon.

"What?," snarled the big ugly goon at the small ugly goon.

"We're not ready, Les," whimpered the tiny goon. "We don't have guns."

"Just pretend you have one, you notoroius G." seethed Les the big goon. "Now let's ryde nigs,"

*********** To be continued ......


Name: Ptpm
Ref:
Date: 11 Feb 2000

Comment

This site has really gone to the dogs. We even have people who fuck insects here now. What kind of fuckin crap heads are you?


Name: None
Ref: Squarehead's post decyphered!
Date: 10 Feb 2000

Comment

In case you missed the code. He said: gosh, no one insect has a bucket of @ss, i like dragon fly type of @sses. The insect i met on my way to the state library is a he, she has a dick! corrre-blimey!!!- wacky!


Name: squarehead
Ref:
Date: 10 Feb 2000

Comment

gosh like None is a bucket of @ss. She's a dick!


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi sweets!
Date: 10 Feb 2000

Comment

Honey, hope you're doin' good. I lost weight, couldn't absorb the heartache. I love you just as much.

Stay cool. Love you forever!

LH.


Name: Musi
Ref: Ma one and only Lenny
Date: 10 Feb 2000

Comment

Honey, Hi,

I have missed you loads. I love you more than ever. How's ma sweet been?

I'll talk to you later.

thinking of you.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Real Goons
Date: 10 Feb 2000

Comment

I,ve just come back from Goon courtesy of the GSB (Goon Sperm Bank) and I must say It was a trip. I expected to find this place ablaze but it's cool. Some of you may wonder why I had to go to Goon and leave this lovely planet. Well, as you know, our planet is infested with Goons, some of them are even here in the Springer. If we have to flush out these aliens, we must learn more about them don't we? I'll running a documentary on this page. It is up to each individual to follow this documentary or shove it. But I have bought air time. The production was done by 'roaches production from the CB in conjunction with New Space Entertainments. The title of this production is GOON! Place of Goops. Don't miss this revealing of some hidden facts about Goons starting this afternoon. But first, a brief background on the planet Goon and the Goons.

******************

Somewhere in our milky way galaxy is a planet called Goon. Goon is inhabited by Goons, whose mental capacity is limited such that they find it difficult to even recall what happened a few hours ago. A goon may be caught in the same trap a million times without learning how to avoid the trap next time. Sometimes Goons are also known as Goops (which means a rude or ill mannered person). There are 2 type of Goons. Unreal Goons and Real Goons (Real Gs). Real Gs are the most common and popular because of their intense traits of stupidity.

According to the Collins English Dictionary of 1983, the word Goon (pronounced Gu:un) means a stupid or deliberately foolish person. Or in informal U.S.A. english, a thug hired to commit acts of violence or intimidation. The Goons do not have a language. They mostly borrow their language from rap music from earth. Why they don't understand i that this music was meant for entertainment and not to be abused. For example a Goon would find it very difficult to simply say "I want some food". He'd say, "Mother fucker, bring your big brown ass over here and gimme that fuckin plate of damn food prepared by my dead dog dick sucking biatch or i'll sqeeze your balls to pulp your stinkin' mouth momma and poppa wont be able to recognise you limp dick nymore. Recognize?"

Most of you may have come across this language here. It's called Goonglish. But even though this language sounds violent, the Goons themselves are harmless little creatures. They sometimes threaten to bomb you and advise you to keep your radar on all night but they don't own a single missile. Not even a matchstick to start a small fire. All of the people who have been threatened by Goons are still live. Sometimes a Goon will tell you that he's going to get your sister. Don't worry, he's just run out of what to say. So next time a Goon threatens to blow your head or ass with a 47 or 22, just smile, he probably means he wished he had a 47 or 22.

Goons have the same features like people here on Terra (earth) and that is why there are more Goons on earth than on any other planet because they fuse in with the locals so well you can not tell the difference. You can only tell a Goon by the language, Goonglish. They use this language no matter where they are, especiallywhen annoyed.


Name: None
Ref: Piss off squarehead (should have been like this)
Date: 09 Feb 2000

Comment

He said hi ganja, I just love hanging it out with dogs like you-fuck! So how long has it been upto hugh????!!! Oh kiss it...c'mon lick.....oh alright, I'll tell you, I got 5 bonks with insects-gosh!!!! i just love spiders. I wanna keep some, you know feed them and then spank them from their backs!!!! you know what, when i was going to the state library yesterday, i saw the insect of my dreams yet again. I believed it. i know know that mosquito loves me. when she was entering my ass, she left her ass open for me corrre-blimey!!!!-wacky-!!!!! also when I was walking in one of the corridores, I hear tsetse fly laugh, they must have been talking about my ass oh how sweet. Anyway i have to go back and read books about insecticides, I want to vaccinate my spider's ass. see ya ganja.


Name: None
Ref: I wanna Piss Squarehead off!
Date: 09 Feb 2000

Comment

He said hi ganja, I just love hanging it out with dogs like you-fuck! So how long has it been upto hugh????!!! Oh kiss it...c'mon lick.....oh alright, I'll tell you, I got bonks with insects-gosh!!!! you know what, when i was going to the state library yesterday, i saw the insect of my dreams yet again. I believed it. i know know that mosquito loves me. when she was entering my ass, she left her ass open for me corrre-blimey!!!!-wacky-!!!!! also when I was walking in one of the corridores, I hear tsetse fly laugh, they must have been talking about my ass oh how sweet. Anyway i have to go back and read books about insecticides, I want to vaccinate my spider's ass. see ya ganja.


Name: squarehead
Ref:
Date: 08 Feb 2000

Comment

hi gang-gee i just love hanging out with doods like you-funky! so what have all been upto hugh???!!!...oh guess what...c'mon guess.........oh alright, I'll tell you, I got 5 books about insects-gosh, I just love spiders. I wanna keep some, you know feed them and that-spunky!!!! you know what, when i was going to the state library yesterday, i saw the girl of my dreams yet again. I couldn't believe it. i now know that she definately loves me. when she was entering the library, she left the door open for me-corrrre blimey!!!!-wicked-!!!!! also when I was walking in one of the corridores, I heard her friends laugh, they must have been talking about me-I just know it. oh....how sweet.......anyway i have to go back and read some books about insecticides, I want to vaccinate my spiders. see ya gang...chao


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 08 Feb 2000

Comment

Who is this below aping me? c'mmon out in the open with your crystal clear name. At 5 you better get you sorry butt out 1 2.....


Name: leslie
Ref: Lewanika
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

Are you that stupid


Name: leslie
Ref: Lewanika
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

Are you that stupid


Name: leslie
Ref: Lewanika
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

Are you that stupid


Name: leslie
Ref: Lewanika
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

Are you that stupid


Name: leslie
Ref: 6pac Muscle.....
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

Don't use the name of the Lord in vain, it's very clear by now that we're all adults. All afternoon I've failed to catch your drift in thought, state your piece of mind without hypocrisy. As a matter of fact, the only substantial contribution is the quote.


Name: Squarehead
Ref: hi hang (mentalheads)
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

Hey gang, how is it hanging? I bought some new red shoes the other day and I calculated the average pressure that my body applies on them. That was fun. The other day, I boiled some water and cooled it down and I measured the date of cooling from boiling point...wicked hugh? yeah funky!! Next time I'm gonna boil the water and then I'm gonna add some sugar and I'm gonna make some tea,...hugh hugh...cool great fun... - I am also in love with this girl, I think she likes me. Las time when I saw, ..a week ago, she called out my name, but the way she said it, coore blimey!!! I got so excited. she 's a real babe. Right I have to go to the state library to get some books about insects, I just love spiders,see all you gang late. chao.


Name: Thirdworld_niggaz
Ref: Fortnox
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

what sort of a lady is fortnox, telling Mumba to do whatever with his/her 'pussy' ? Yow that's some f*!ked up sh$t ! you ain't no lady, you's just some corny @ss biatch !! ..and that's word ..


Name: MUMBA
Ref: FORTKNOX
Date: 07 Feb 2000

Comment

Fortnox? your monkey-ass would not last a day In county. You'd be somebodys bitch the first night. So stay gone. You Pannsy.


Name: fortnox
Ref: Mumba
Date: 06 Feb 2000

Comment

Ha Ha Ha! I understand that the roach thinks that I'm a guy! Now, that shits funny you fucken transvestite, you see this is what I was saying punks in dresses shouldn't join things they can't handle. Listen you yellow belly, I've noticed you haven't replied, is it because you have nothing to say you piece of dog shit. take your pussy and take a hike! This is a waste of quality time! fuck you and peace out forever


Name: 6Pac The Muscleman
Ref: Crazy niggaz
Date: 05 Feb 2000

Comment

There are some individuals in this room who seem to have nothing else in their brains but f-words, s-words and d-words. they claim they are intelligent and that their "enemies" have an IQ of 75. Hmmm. who has the lower IQ? the one who always generates nothing but swear words or the one who uses his/her brain to say something else? anyway, let it be known that these niggaz are not the only ones capable of throwing a few bombs. We all are. we just choose not to. anyway, no one, not even these niggaz who claim they shall take over this page can ever rule on this page. the internet gives freedom of expression and just because you unload some f-words constantly, you cannot hijack this or any other site. gotta go.

"Blessed are the peace makers for they shall inherit the earth." - Jesus Christ.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 05 Feb 2000

Comment

T.B.? Don't be scared.


Name: PTPM
Ref: SOS
Date: 05 Feb 2000

Comment

The cough below sounds like T.B.

Any doctors here?


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Just coughin', don't be scared!
Date: 04 Feb 2000

Comment

Kofo, kofo, kofo!!! Gaaaa! Tuuu!!!!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 04 Feb 2000

Comment

your dick is what I up each morning. I don't understand the internet, but I suggest you sort you shit out! then come and get queen Phoebe.It's okay to be an ex-KB boy!! Laters Nigga


Name: 4 Pac the 'roach
Ref: Ama goon
Date: 04 Feb 2000

Comment

Togeni guys, tamuleumfika lekker mu springer ifi mwa coldwa. Make a little noise. Anything will do but mwi stayer pa nil na ma 'roach or mwala burntwa. Ama goon nayo naya moga yalefear ukuya blaster nama wordano yapa CB. Kameni tumi spaye ngamuli ma meni. Goon show yala starter shortly. This time ni history yama goon ukufuma ku 'goon planet. Nika soap opera ka ma yo. Oh sorry. Tamule hear fimbi tefyo. Okay na moga tuka spayana later.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 03 Feb 2000

Comment

I've been gone a while only to come back and find this place has cooled down but infested with toys. Yeurk! Where are the real soldiers? Every war has an ending? Maybe, maybe not.


Name: PTPM
Ref: We out for now
Date: 03 Feb 2000

Comment

Wassup Leslie and NG. We rule this shit forever. Tha pretenders are gone. Now, let's watch the lil boyz slug it out. But we'll be back soon. When a real war breaks out.

NATO Chief. P.S: Hey Lez, good luck in that shit, man, the thesis shit.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PHOEBE
Date: 03 Feb 2000

Comment

What are you? Guy, girl, he-she or what? I don't know you yet I wanna blast you. If you have been around the globe and been too all these prestigious places. I have only one thing to say to you. I CAN'T TELL. Go back to those same schools and take some remedial classes. Frankly my dear. your grammar sucks. You can tell someones accent by the way they type?. I must be missing something somewhere. Be gone fool and go fuck with alcatraz or fortnox or whatever the fuck his name is


Name: MUMBA
Ref: FORTNOX
Date: 03 Feb 2000

Comment

You've been hanging around the south-side too long my friend. Go get some balls then approach me with your sorry-ass self. I don't have time to respond to some Ill educated punk such as yourself. So be gone fool. Cock-sucking son of a bitch.


Name: fortnox
Ref: X-sinner
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

IF I CAN READ CORRECTLY THIS IS CALLED JERRY FUCKIN SPRINGER PAGE AND I AM A MANGY ASS AND I SAW MY MUMMY WET HER PANTIES!" I AM A COMPLETE FUCKIN PUSSY I AM GOING TO INTOXICATE MYSELF BECAUSE MY SHIT IS CROWDIN THIS PLANET.


Name: fortnox
Ref: X-sinner
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

IF I CAN READ CORRECTLY THIS IS CALLED JERRY FUCKIN SPRINGER PAGE AND IF YOUR MANGY ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT I'D SAY GO JOIN THE GROUP, " MUMMY I WET MY PANTIES!" THIS PAGE AIN'T MADE FOR FUCKIN PUSSYS. WE DON'T NEED AN INFESTATION OF WORMS LIKE YOU, SO GO BACK AND CRAWL UNDER THAT ROCK THAT YOU CRAWLED FROM. PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, FUCKIN COCKROACH, WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE OF YOUR FAMILY HERE, SO WHY DON'T YOU DO US A FAVOUR AND INTOXICATE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR SHIT IS CROWDIN THIS PLANET.


Name: fortnox
Ref: Mumba
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

I see you are one of those brothers right, who walks around and no one knows the difference between your head and a horses ass. Your shit don't have to smell inorder for people to know that a dog dropped you from his behind. So if I were you I would carry your magnified, scorbic, anerexic, pump up wanna, dog shit, thick as a brick self and get the fuck out of peoples faces. Oh and before I leave your pussy ass don't diss Phoebe she ain't got time for boys in dresses. So do us all a favour and become a man. Instead of calling you mumba they should call you mupsy, fuckin pussy.


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

The only reason, I constantly resend is because I know your sorry thick sad piece of ONE brain cell scope, usually does not get the message!! And the message I want ot say to you is....please get your sorry wannabe ass out of my surrounds cos you are polluting the air around me and others!!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

What's your story morning glory, or is your dick as shrivelled as a raisin to even get a morning glory!! My broke ass...my broke ass...HAHAHAHA, you need to get your story straight nigger! I suggest you sort you shit out! I presume you stay in the wannabe LA....one can tell by your low class accent! Don't tell me what to do...what have you got nothin to do but order people around..you sad piece of shit! You see here in the States our internet is usually filled with people who need to use the facility 24 hrs...I guess in your part of the jungle it is a new thang..don't worry we understand...I must commend you in being the first perosn in Mpika, to actually understand the internet!! WELLDONE BOY! If I should just add I have been educated in some of the top class schools across the GLOBE! It's okay to be an ex-KB boy!! Laters Nigga


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

What's your story morning glory, or is your dick as shrivelled as a raisin to even get a morning glory!! My broke ass...my broke ass...HAHAHAHA, you need to get your story straight nigger! I suggest you sort you shit out! I presume you stay in the wannabe LA....one can tell by your low class accent! Don't tell me what to do...what have you got nothin to do but order people around..you sad piece of shit! You see here in the States our internet is usually filled with people who need to use the facility 24 hrs...I guess in your part of the jungle it is a new thang..don't worry we understand...I must commend you in being the first perosn in Mpika, to actually understand the internet!! WELLDONE BOY! If I should just add I have been educated in some of the top class schools across the GLOBE! It's okay to be an ex-KB boy!! Laters Nigga


Name: leslie
Ref:
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

Buenas nochas everyone, jus came back from my vacation. Thanks Phoebe, keep it real PTMP en NG. Iam finalising my thesis, so hastala vista.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PHOEBE
Date: 02 Feb 2000

Comment

How come I'm not surprised you did not understand me? Your Ass is too shallow to to even understand plain English. NIGGA as you put It may offend some Ignorant people but not over here. Water off a ducks back. Go apply some Monostat 7 because I detect a stench. Or have they already shut off your water In your neck of the woods. Get a fuckin life Bitch. By the way you dont have to submit four times to get your point across. Take your broke-ass to circuit-city and buy yourself a faster processor so you don't have to sit there forever after you submit. Fuckin Moron.


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 01 Feb 2000

Comment

I did not understand your note..all you had to do was explain properly! BUT , i guess I will not bother with you coz you are just bringing your BUSH manners on to this site! Laters... I do not communicate with sons of HORSES! I bet you are one of those brothers with teeth protuding out of your mouth like a NUMBER PLATE! Please do not write back with your sad sorry ass disses thinking you are hard (cos you ain't!) Oh and I forgot to ask you , have you been adimtted into a mental institute be4 coz if you haven't I suggest you turn yourself in! Peace out nigga!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 01 Feb 2000

Comment

I did not understand your note..all you had to do was explain properly! BUT , i guess I will not bother with you coz you are just bringing your BUSH manners on to this site! Laters... I do not communicate with sons of HORSES! I bet you are one of those brothers with teeth protuding out of your mouth like a NUMBER PLATE! Please do not write back with your sad sorry ass disses thinking you are hard (cos you ain't!) Oh and I forgot to ask you , have you been adimtted into a mental institute be4 coz if you haven't I suggest you turn yourself in! Peace out nigga!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 01 Feb 2000

Comment

I did not understand your note..all you had to do was explain properly! BUT , i guess I will not bother with you coz you are just bringing your BUSH manners on to this site! Laters... I do not communicate with sons of HORSES! I bet you are one of those brothers with teeth protuding out of your mouth like a NUMBER PLATE! Please do not write back with your sad sorry ass disses thinking you are hard (cos you ain't!) Oh and I forgot to ask you , have you been adimtted into a mental institute be4 coz if you haven't I suggest you turn yourself in! Peace out nigga!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 01 Feb 2000

Comment

I did not understand your note..all you had to do was explain properly! BUT , i guess I will not bother with you coz you are just bringing your BUSH manners on to this site! Laters... I do not communicate with sons of HORSES! I bet you are one of those brothers with teeth protuding out of your mouth like a NUMBER PLATE! Please do not write back with your sad sorry ass disses thinking you are hard (cos you ain't!) Oh and I forgot to ask you , have you been adimtted into a mental institute be4 coz if you haven't I suggest you turn yourself in! Peace out nigga!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 01 Feb 2000

Comment

I did not understand your note..all you had to do was explainn properly! BUT , i guess I will not bother with you coz you are just bringing your BUSH manners on to this site! Laters... I do not communicate with sons of HORSES! I bet you are one of those brothers with teeth protuding out of your mouth like a NUMBER PLATE! Please do not write back with yur sad sorry ass disses thinking you are hard (cos you ain't!) Oh and I forfot to ask you , have you been adimtted into a mental institute be4 coz if you haven't I suggest you turn yourself in! Peace out nigga!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PHOEBE
Date: 01 Feb 2000

Comment

Don't get your Panties In a twist my dear. No one Is particularly interested In your Monkey-Ass. Go fuck with Musi for all Im concerned. Illiterate wanna-be. . A gentleman can't even be cordial without you Chipulukusu Idiot trying to take offence. Go take a pill bitch. -------a CHILL-PILL.


Name: X-Sinner
Ref: brothers and sisters
Date: 30 Jan 2000

Comment

Brothers and sisters, why don't we love one another instead of fighting each other and insulting each other. It's important for us to practice forgiveness even if our enemies do not apologise to us. That's the spirit of christianity and we should practice it as a chrristian nation. I was also bad but now i've changed my ways. i love people and i respect people. Love is the universal law. Let's try it and see how our lives will change. It's such a beautiful experience.


Name: PTPM
Ref: Lenny Henry & Bitch
Date: 30 Jan 2000

Comment

Hahaha. Whenever I drop my bomb, they multiply! Now he appears as Piere, and he's so dumb because the langauge is the same, everyone knows its the same fool! He has promised his bitch that he wont answer back to us, so he has decided to create another personality so that he could talk to us through him. Well, fuck you ma'afucker coz you can't outsmart us. We're too high for your 75 points brain. We'll still bomb on you, and we wont refer to you by your new names, we'll erfer to you by the name we know so forget about cloning your smelly ass in here. It smells bad enough alone, we don't want to have clones of it now,do we? We can't even stand one. Your bitch tried to use some air freshener to stop the smell in the room but it didnt work coz she forgot that her big bitchy ass is the one that was smelling. You were spraying in the wrong direction, bitch. Instead of spraying around the room, you should have concentrated the spray on your ass, and the smell would have gone from the room long ago. And then you should have also asked your boyfriend to bend down so you could spray his smelly ass too.

Oh, you think we'll give up? no way, man. This is now the mission of our lives. We'll be here till you die! Die slow. No tactic will shift our attention from you till we know you are truly gone and doin what leslie has politely suggested to your thick heads: use the fuckin chat rooms at yahoo or zamchat, or email each other instead of inconveniencing us with the smells of your dirty, limp dicked masturbations in here.


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

Listen , if I may remind you I was not particularly fond of Spice AND I sorry to here that this site is no longer as exciting as it used to beee....Anyway , I'll tell you one thing I do not appreciate to be talked to in that manner if you want to address me you write to me like a human being....OKAY, other wise do not FUCKIN' bother me ...Have I made myself clear?? If , I receive another note like that from you will bee asking God why you were born!!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

Listen , if I mat remind you I was not particularly fond of Spice AND I


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Mumba
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

Listen , if I mat remind you I was not particularly fond of Spice AND I


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Darling!
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

Sweets,

I love you sooo much. There you go again, your elevator just goes upwards, you have so much swank, who wouldn't wanna have you? No wonder there's been so much goin' on since these losers discovered that we were head over heels. Let's talk turkey honey, we are the upper crust here. Thanks for that very important bit, I was gonna be pushed to the blind alley too, but since you're here, I've dropped the whole claptrap. From now own, I promise, I'll just talk to you, this time I am serious honey, I know you've heard this so many times, but let me scream "FROM NOW ON, I AM GONNA TALK TO MY DARLING ONLY". I think we used to much vim and vigor, look, we have so much space, this place was over-crowded. When the cat's away though, the mice will play but we'll hang in there for sometime, until time is ripe for us! hahahaha, been quite some walk together honey, I love you dearly!

Honey, I know what you're talking about those flies. We'll watch them like hawks, but they are very helpless, probably the best thin' to do is to open the windows, they'll flee outside thinkin' they'll survive the fresh air, but they sure will go die a slow death. Let's just get back to our noggins and engage them for peaceful games darling, whatever happens, I'll love you till death.

SWAK just for you honey.

LH.


Name: Musi.
Ref: Sweet Lenny
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey hi,

Better to be with you - no matter what the circumstances, than without you. Thanks for the lovely vote of confidence. Coming from you that is high praise indeed. You are an original - coming from you I appreciate it. The crux of the matter is I find you irresistible. And there is no two ways about it.

Honey we have enjoyed each other's company on an intellectual level. My darling, I don't want you to be spotlighted as one of the chief players in....... My sweet I reiterate that people might not notice the difference. You are somebody very special to me - know that! We have achieved a certain social understanding that I am not ready to give up. Honey, you must discourage familiarity. You deserve to be treated with caution and deference. Don't mix yourself with unrated material - dead ends. Wouldn't want you to pick up rough ways. Somebody is making a spectacle of their dual self. I wish they were aware that everyone in the know is laughing at them. Still too bitter as gall to notice I suppose.

Honey, there is a big green fly, plus a smaller accomplice probably its mate or something and their minute offspring that seem unaffected by the air freshener just yet, keep buzzing in thick irritating squadrons everywhere. The big one will soon fall and make a zillion spins on the floor - will gasp its last and that will be that or certainly ought to. Its nosediving for the floor already. Flies are creatures that can't stand anything clean and fresh you know. In the tropics their life span is short-lived.

Enjoy the weekend.

LOVE YOU.

M.


Name: Pierre
Ref: I am in Zambia and disgusted
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

Leslie, PTPM and notorious G,

Leslie, I want to be very polite and I am ashamed to be a Zambian right now. I have been watching this and if you are going to lead a group such as this, I am prepared to renounce my citizenship. This country has been overtaken by illiterates and you can see it yourself and yet you want to be the pillar of this catastrophy we find ourselves in. Surely, people like PTPM and posts such as the one below, would you team up with such? And to make matters worse, these are the people who have access to computers in our country because they have literally taken over, its your responsibility as a responsible citizen to ensure that we get back and begin to run this country the way it is supposed to be. Lenny Henry and friends are clearly very enlightened and educated, these are the people that we must respect. Lenny, please its a shame that we have sunk so low, I hope you understand that its your duty too to rid the country of such misguided elements. PTPM, you need to go to school, I wouldn't post this kind of thing here even if I know this is the Jerry Springer room. You are clearly very illiterate and you are not doing us any good. I think that there must be an interactive room, where people like you can meet the real brains like Lenny, Musi, 4Pac and their friends so that you can probably learn one or two things that could change the course of this country from the path we are going now. We will surely perish soon if people like PTPM and notorous G get into sensitive positions and its clear they could do it with the support of people like Leslie.


Name: tourist from USA
Ref: this room
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

this room really smells, man. all yall have filled it with such shit. fuck all y'all.


Name: PTPM
Ref: to whom it might concern
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

Whats lenny taking bout now? Did you say you got migraines after reading notorious' posting? I suggest you take a rest then fucker, coz we bout to give u more migraines as we blow our guns. The matherfucker is just ranting now, talkin like he's really pissed on lutuku en shit. Maybe he's depressed. Go get a shrimp, ma' fucker. We gonna make you more sick til you get manic depression, fool. Your shrimp's gonna make money this season coz we bout to ryde again. The trouble with me is that as I said I donít give a fuck bout nobody, thatís y u cant affect me with your cheap, toy water guns made in kalingalinga by the kabovas. I can take a lot of shit but so far I havent even heard shit. The only real shit I've seen on this page is from my team, my real G's. the rest of y'all (4pac, lenny, dmx) are just eating our shit coz you cant put out shit (oh, dmx is gone now coz 4pac accidentally shot him and apologised after his death). 4pac is eating my dogs shit of course. The ma'afucker pretends to be not affected by that bullet I hit him with. He agrees that he eats my dog's shit so we can think he is not affected en yet we could see from the first response that the fuckhead is upset that coz insulted his father. Or maybe he's so fuckin dull that he doesn't understand the meaning of my wise words. Well, let's lay it down for you straight you idiot, the dog that slept on the sheets is your mother and that's something to be ashamed about. The product of your dad's sperm and the bitch dog was you, a roach bitch ass ma'afucker with no braincells.

You think that's not possible that a man and a dog can give birth to a roach? Well, look in the mirror, fool, it happened on you. The reason a roach was produced is because there were problems with your dad's sperm. Ohhh, he didn't tell you that? Sorry, I have to let out his little secret. His sperm actually mutated because he was so fuckin poor that he used to eat roaches for his meals. So his sperm cells thought he was a roach and when he slept with the dog he produced one big roach ---that's you, maafucker. So some parts of you is dog and some parts is roach and other parts is poor human from your fathers poverty genes. The part of you that's inherited from your dog is your ears, your breath and your stinking red ass. The part from your father is your short limpy dick and the part from the roach is your brain. You cant understand most of what we write because your roach brain cant take it. You even boast about the fact that you sleep in my dog's ass at night til he farts you out in the morning. There's definitely something wrong with your roach brain, man.

Oh, you're wondering why your dick is short and limpy? Because you have the same father as you know who. Ask her. I was gonna stop shooting at her carcass (she's already) as my bro Pinto requested, but she hasn't stopped talkin shit about us. She's even insulting you, pinto, why d' you let this bitch get away with such crap, man. Forget about your love for her, man, she's not a thug girl, you wont like her even if you grabbed her from fuckin lenny. Can you imagine sleeping with a girl who has a limp dick? That's not fun, man.

To my thugs and my home doggs, let's keep the spirit. Leslie, you're a fuckin' genius, man.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: PHOEBE
Date: 29 Jan 2000

Comment

ARE YOU BACK ON THIS SITE? WHERE IS YOUR BITCH- SPICE? DID SHE ALREADY CATCH THE BIG ONE OR THE LIBRARIES ARE NO LONGER OPEN IN CHIPULUKUSU. COME ON GIRLS, BRING SOME SPICE BACK TO THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A CYBER-SEX SITE. MUMBA


Name: Patricia
Ref: Leslie
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

You know I am a psychologist. In your childhood, you must have been abused. That's the only explaination but you can be treated or at least rehabilitated by seeking expert assistance. The first step to remediation of such disorders is always "diagnosis" and it's plain clear, you have lived a traumatized life. You need to tell people about it because if you continue holding it, it might degenrate into compulsive disorder. Then you will begin to commit things as incest, rape and all those evil things. I do know Jerry Springer, but the Jerry Springer show has helped tens of thousands of people through open discussions and advice from experts and some who still have the moral fabric within the audience. Take my words very seriously and let the world know what it is that happened to you so that you can free your soul and mind.

Pet.


Name: 6Pac The Muscle Man
Ref: Leslie, Notorious G, etc.
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

It seems you two chaps are from another planet. Stop messing with the good people on this page before I unload a few scud missiles on you. I can tell that you shall be history in a very short time.


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Shrimp Sitcan Leslie
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

Holy Cow!

What a crock! Let me give you a clue, I maybe young though not too young, but I am not Mr Lenny even though I am a man (100%). Finish the puzzle. You know cromagnons like you wouldn't, would I be surprized?? Whatever you would like to believe, we separated the sheep from the goats. Where're are your allies, I am looking for them because I wanna play the game, oooh there they are... okay! You're just ships that pass at night but you all are sitting on a powder keg. You should shape up or ship out but I will do that when we play the game and obviously why in the world should we get mad at some one who calls us fictitious names such as, Walking abortion, dead dog's dick, smelling cunt, blah, blah, bubble and bubble and bubble until you begin to make big flying bubbles. Now listen to the truth and it will hurt you terribly unreal Gs, oooh not even real Goons eeeh?. You have failed to get rid of us. You can't even use the imaginary phone numbers you traced, which means you're at loose ends and stark raving mad. Your allies, Stinkpot PTPM Ndanunka and Goon Wimpy Gazizzey are so hollow that they can't come on this forum and participate unless ofcourse me and Musi decide to leave. Your vocabulary is so shallow that you can no longer curse because its dry. Your mission simply could not materialize, we are still writing in the abortion room and we will continue, you're the kind that calls the police because you've seen people kissin' and you think the man is biting the lady's mouth since you've never done it (so who are you, guess), I don't need a chalk board to explain this and wait even if you are FTJ or the owner of think tank, we don't give it a shit. It would appear like whatever you're, you would like to be in such control, but wainyelawila, I am in the free world and I know my freedom, Musi does too and all our allies, we are very proud people who just don't give a shit who anybody is, thats their business, who cares? Aren't you embarrased that you shoved the phone numbers right up your opening at your back? What about the queen's language? You're sure you're not insinuating as usual? The dead kings and queens must be saying "what a wanker". Listen you're such a stick in the mad, your thunder was stolen and thanks to Pet. she told you what you are. Very tiny stupid loons who think they know shit alas! We're gonna sing the shinola song when we play the game, just wait. What you need to do is to go and blow your groceries because your hide's been really tanned. You have already walked the plank with your 10 word queens language shit.

Okay, let me see, where're your friends? Natural suits, yes! Right! Here's what we're gonna do today. Since you're in your natural suits, I'll make you shack up with each other. Stinkpot has been sweet on you Shrimp and you still have a clap so you'll bend for him. Stinkpot you suit Wimpy to a T, as you and Shrimp shack doggy style, Wimpy will be busy with his pipe on you. This should look like a chain, then when you're done, Shrimp, take turns on these other bathtub scums so that they can catch your scrud too. Wait, Wait.... hold your small little putzs. Does anyone need to be inflated? You don't care.. okay. Now we need more data so Shrimp as Stinkpot shoves his tiny deflated stick into your arse, you should shit at the same time so that we can see if the effect of green bloody goon mucus on the sensation of dick head okay. And most important, as you will be cooing, so you need a song, when you feel the sensation, I doubt you'll, I think its damn shitty in there just like fire, okay anyway, just sing the song. The song today is gonna be... "we're cromagnons, we're birdtards, we wanna eat some squirrel-food" CHORUS (now you know I like this one and its for leslie as usual) "I am an ape, I got too big for my britches, my feathers have been ruffled...Ooohh yes, oooh yes". AND Stink, Wimp, join in............."Its your fault Shrimp, we thought you were a G, but you're just a spineless gweebo, now we know you don't know shit from Shinola, ooooh yes Shinola, oooh ooohh yes Shino...no...laaaa". Now you see the song just concludes the whole game at the end and allows you to gasp some air as you sing. Okay I bet you're ready. Eeeh Shrimp I know you like dicks up your damn arse but take it easy, be civil!! I'll stand over you hahahahahaha, this is some funny shit!!! Now 1,2,3,4...start


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Leslie
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

Ummmm, you can dis ,girl..WOW!!


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Leslie
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

Ummmm, you can dis ,girl..WOW!!


Name: leslie
Ref: 4pac
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

In that case go eat the spill of pus in musi's cunt since you are a roach. Whats the matter arent you a dung eater? all that juicy hot garbage is available amidst you, take a shot at the limp-dick or banana split dick. hahahahahah!


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Leslie (Sir Big Ones as always)
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

Now you're showing your ugly yellow streak. You would like to believe that 4Pac does not exist do you? Go on, dream on goon 'cos I'm still in the game. Lenny is not 4Pac. 4Pac is not Lenny. Lenny is a lover. I'm a roach. How many times do I have to spell that to you thickhead? When you ran away from goon prison, you rane so fast your brains spilled out. And please stop being a parrot and get yourself an exciting life. I can adopt your son Wimpy Gazzezy (Notorious G) but the kid's a spoiled slob who needs a good education.

I'm out 'cos I know I'm spoiling your day, you want to fight the ladies.


Name: leslie as always
Ref: dwibb Sympathizer
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

Iíll be as polite as possible, Patricia you seem to have a cool mind though! unfortunately you canít draw a line between a dim-witt and nitt. ekutila nga na landa ko ichi bembe nishi ndi waku luapula? you triabalist. Iíll let you eat your own words( ichipuba) Tasinata escapee wa twala ubuchende ku portugal. Incase you didnít notice, this is the JS room, where you settle your scores with homour, smile now cause Jerry is smiling back at you. I personally wish also they get married ASAP so we retain sanity in the abortions room.

Sinara!


Name: leslie
Ref: lenny en all-time great cunt
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people, Don't you have a terribly empty feeling in your skull? Hope you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?. And lenny, you have depth, but only on the surface. down deep inside, you are shallow always lost in thought to an unfamiliar territory. You said ďThis is not COMING TO AMERICA, this is war!Ē Oh verdad??? my bad, I didnít know it was. By the way english is universal you donít suppose I would be doing a dis-service to the queens language if I used certain words found in your tightly knitt head with an IQ of a half genius (75yrs).

Iwe chi imisuyambwa, do you normally think with your cunt huh? who said english words belong to that slow thinking cunt, you are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. Hey! got an idea! We will use you as a blueprint to build an idiot frankenstein possessed by a retarded ghost. Musi-Tasinta escapee! plus did I mention thisÖlenny is the first in his family born without a tail. I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. I would have liked to insult you even more, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.

I'd like to see things from your point of view from now on, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse. Radar ON!!

Stay glued


Name: Patricia in Portugal
Ref: Iwe Leslie ndiwe chipuba!
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

Ulichipubaaa! Wazisebanya we! Zoona you cant see that Lenny and Musi are intellectually superior? Ukazisungeko we!! Don't spread your desease around, monga ndiwe odwala, I think you are sick! I said so becaue you used words like "tyala" and I am from that part of the country, I am sure we are more civilized than you want to portray us. You spoiled my appetite for breakfast!!! These two lovebirds know what they are saying and they are very consistent, why don't you leave them alone. Koma imwe bantu, it will take a long time for you to learn to mind your own business! Let me end with this, you are a dinghead zoona, nadwala ine! Musi and Lenny, keep it up, I envy your style. Benangu bakambati bazungu, they know how to mind their own business, now look at these people. The relationship between Lenny and Musi is a blessing and you should all be praying that they one day get married. I would like to attend their wedding because love is so precious. Look at you leslie, shame upon you.

Pet.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 28 Jan 2000

Comment

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Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Shrimp Leslie Shitcan!
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

Hey Cornball,

Ebonis!!! Unbelievable! Sleepless nites? Whom me? Go and see your couch-turkey. I never write ebonics, you write Iturian goonglish, crumbum! If you need help decyphering, just say so don't pretend to be as big as you wanted us to believe, trying out intimidation tactics, those tactics work in Kalingalinga. Wrap up pieces of crap with two K10,000.00 notes and walk in a chibuku bar and then walk out with a tuthbrush of a bitch! Let me get to the core point. You were practically drawn and quartered, this is as plain as the nose on your face. Hahahaha funny, its us who had as much fun as a barrel of monkeys pounding and karate chopping you and your ape family and allies to pulp. You burnt bridges in front of yourself the moment you came in here and picked on moi en Musi. What made us cage you guinea pig, is that you looked as ugly as sin. We cramped your style and threw a net over your doggy head. I told you the expt. is over, we got the proof already, you are not original, you're a picklepuss. You're such a goof, I can tell you have crank bugs and you're cartooning too! Shame, what you gonna say? Hemaphrodite, cunt, abortion, festering dwibb, deseased rhinocerous? This is not COMING TO AMERICA, this is war! I can almost finish your vocabularly in less than a sentence. You cut off your nose to spite your face and now you look like an awkward bull in a China shop. Lest we let it pass, what about the phone numbers, use them asshole since you traced them, aagghhh!!! What a trail of corral dust!!! You do have a clap, I mean all that claptrap around? You're indeed a crackpot! A humongous fugly heinz 57. You have gone blooey cow-plop!!!

Sleepless nites? Let me tell you, since Musi asked me to have a good dinner, last nite I had a sumptuous mexican shrimp fajita (not you stupid!!!!) and washed it down with four magaritas before I nourished myself further at home. I had such a peaceful nite. You ape spilled your guts in some place and told everyone, you were so mad and developed insomnia almost at once that you had to splash your green mucus and bloody shit all over think-tank, you even apologized, apologize to who? I bet you were right, I am the walking abortion (spook, ichiwa we kolwe we) your mama told you about, the spook that would come and wipe you out from the face of the earth, that's rite goon!! so who has sleepless nites? Now I'll come back for another game so I want you, shrimp Shitcan, Stinkpot Ndanunka and Wimpy Gazizzey to assemble near chimbokaila prison in your natural suits, cow-doots 5:00 am Zambian time. Now you got the comeuppauce!!! Beat it for now!


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Sweets!
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

Darling Musi,

First of all, I love you!! You are so smart honey that each time I read your post, I always say to myself, "we are a hell of a couple". True we'are the cream of the crop, makes me feel like a million burks! By all appearances, this cow-flop called Shrimp has one piece of work in its virus infested hard drive and it keeps scrambling words and re-posting. Its not even aware that one of the viruses is making it parrot us, how could it, its a clunkhead!!! As for Pint0,(with a 0 as in zero), he's a slippery as an eel but he's like braindead and way below your psychoanalitical abilities. Shame!! And he'll still come back, hahahaha!!! This is funny sweets!l

Anyway we got the goods on it and exposed it!!

Stay cool royal sweetness! Love you!


Name: Leslie
Ref: Imisuyambwa
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

Oh!! so you read about yourself in my articles dedicated to you with inflammation to that cunt(rectangular harpsichord) with drip drip ooops! ((SPLAT)) a baby Nematoda. hehehehhe!


Name: leslie as always
Ref: Imisuyambwa
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

You festering dwibb, last kicks of a dying horse, think this is war huh? Well incase your mama didnít school you; It takes several battles to make a war.

Now I turn ballistic, stealth as ever, profainity, I hit you pants down you fabricator of lies, now I play hard ball iwe insolent brut, I have a life, not like you whispering sweetnothings to that ďSTATE OF THE ART CYBER FLEA INFESTED BOTTOMLESS CUNTĒ you call sweetheart. Shucks! I can smell her sweaty cunt, even aliens are inquiring your feable split dick, Asking why until now imisuyambwa hasnít yet bore the variety of ruminant animals. Truth hurts like a bad tooth.

Lenny, you are now spending sleepless nites waiting up pretending to be 4pac and that cock sucker sperm something alias musi (probably got the name after an orgy with a hyena) till late for me to respond. Wishing that I disappear, you bet your bottom dollar wrong. I dial your charcoal black-butt at a touch of the button, Iam your worst nitemare on Lusakaville street, everywhere you go, just poking those wart fungal diseased arse! heheheheheheh! tyo la nati. Aha musi you are now having wet dreams over me, no way in this life time sewer-stinking bitch from garden compund sewage. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Reality check, musiís ovaries are just but tadpoles swimming back/forth her already overcrowded uterus. Even Sta-Soft couldnít soften those walls, small wonder lennyís dick is split. hahahahhehehe my ribs! LIMP-DICK Mr lenny henry, I spoke to your family doctor, says ďgreenflies in your scrotum have been in your family since time in memorial, its hereditary. besides you donít have kids, obviously you shall be dispatched to the otherside (grave) with a token on your arse! nati tyola hehehheheheh ya ba!

Listen closely or rather read carefully you diabolic invertebrate, get your syphilis partner to mars else I put hot coal on that split dickhead dildo of life. Donít get me wrong rinderpest infected nematoda ok? I will pump more stuff in that head full of pomp, Iíll rid this place of that dead cock-sucking anthrax spreading cunt you call musi who walks around with a stench from a rotten fish factory. No wonder we had foot & mouth-disease at the farm. And lenny cut on the ebonics, you aint never going to come from the innercity.

Again, NO TRUCE TILL YOU DIE (((((((lookout, your RADAR is off)))))))))) BOOM!!


Name: Musi
Ref: Sweet Len
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

Lenny hi,

How are you today? Do you realise we are being parroted.? A he stroke she goat was so enraged - got madder than a wet hen or cock in a thunderstorm. I told somebody that they had a halitosis problem and a host of other nasties. And they used the exact words verbatim.

In the goat's rage - kept on echoing my words like halitosis, bonk etc. I heard some of your words too and then I realised we had touched the soft spot. You know there's the hard outer covering that is supposed to protect the very soft sport or the core. Alas, it was laid bare to the point of tearing. Once exposed, the goat was so enraged to the point of madness. Was stammering you know couldn't even make out what it was trying to say. All I can say is that it was nonsense.

The next day the goat was off colour - I wondered what the trouble was and concluded it was purely mental. The animal stared at ,me I saw the words " I admit there may be a psychological element" written on its forehead. It was purely frustration.

Honey, I kept suppressing the laughter rising in my throat. It was patently obvious the revelation plunged the goat into deeper dismay - disbelief, anger, frustration repeated most of our words verbatim.

We are not leaving and thats flat. We won't subscribe to savagery and thats that. Must have been nerves and fear and panic that were having such a dire effect on the goat's system. The goat blew its top looked daggers at us - unfortunately it couldnt do a thing. It was all shook up. We did come across loud and clear. Let the rest of them devalue themselves.

Darling, I feel like going for a walk? Mind the dogs round the bend. Individually, dogs have the sweeetest disposition - they are affectionate - timid - but in a pack, they are hunters and are sure to bite you.

Pinto is crazy - I know he has seen my post to you below. I said people might not notice the difference. Only good thing is Pin will always find something good to say about me, no matter how shocking my mistakes or outrageous my conduct. He has a chronic state of anxiety - don't mind him.

I saw a he /she goat in my dream - the top bra was missing and the bottom half only covered essentials. You can imagine the size of the staff in the scrotum. Honey its a good thing we haven't a criminal turn of mind or we could be making a living at this sort of thing (enraging them dwarf to the point of madness) people are ready to pay to watch the agony them dwarfs go through. Our allies would become partners and share in the spoils. Somebody's prattle is rather silly they were growing beyond us so we had to keep them in check. Nobody says something against us my sweet and gets away with it. They will have us to reckon with.

Take care of yourself, bundle up and eat a good dinner of grilled stake or something but not sweets please. Not fats neither. They clog up your ateries and muck up your digestive system.

I miss you, you are the sweetest thing that ever happened to me. Honey, I am at it again - couldnt resist the red wine.


Name: LH.
Ref: Leslie (Shrimp Shitcan)
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

Shrimp!

How is St. Peter? Enjoying the external checkout hhhhm? When push comes to shove, thats how Iturians behave. "Do you know whom you're talking to?", "I am the dumb son/daughter of blah, blah,blah.." are very common mumblings amongst Iturian goons because they think they own the world (ubututu) whatelse? Let me say this one more time. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE FATHEAD!!! "The poni line has nbeen nloncated", thats not a typo, thats what you said you blithering idiot, so what? Are you gonna cut it with a scissors? We really got your goats, didn't we? You were really grossed out. Take my phone number, write it on a piece of paper, then bend, let your ass face the east (Iraq, that's right because thats where they wear leslies on their heads), then using one finger and slowly and nicely, push the piece of paper up your candy arse. If it sticks, oil your ass with saladi then repeat the instructions.

To: WIMPY GAZIZZEY!! Wimps, you should have read the post directly below yours before playing your dead song collection. I can't hear you, what did you say??? The sling blade on your ass or what? You don't like St. Peter or you wanna play another game like yesterday? Okay, I am loose on that. Lets see, here's another! I want you Wimpy to line up with Stinkpot Ndanunka. Let Shrimp Shitcan be in the middle. Start hopping like frogs but only don't move. Keep your arses close! I want you to sing this as you hop! ....."We're sleaze-buckets, we also sludgeballs, en we know no shit from Shinola" CHORUS (now this is gonna be Shrimp alone).... "I am a sorry-ass with a spaz cause I drunk all the goon sperm, now our species is gonna be extinct" NOW, STINKPOT AND WIMPS, JOIN IN...."We are squirrel-food, we sweated bullets instead of blood and still we know no shit from Shinola". Remember, that song has to be sang while hopping, now I want you WIMPS to re-write the song and make it rap or hip hop, whatever you like. Meanwhile I'll tie your balls together so that as you hop, you three goons movements will be synchronized. We need someone to play drums, hhhm I got an idea, you goons will just fart in a synchronized fashion again. That'll do. So when you start singing, Stinkpot will fart like a devil, Shrimp will follow and so on... okay ready!!! START.....


Name: notorious G
Ref: lenny
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

fuck roach and all you staff musi and lenny lenny muthafucker can you tell this roach shit to go and eat some kapenta i told this muthafucker to die slow after i sprayed target insect killer big piece of shit watch out roach before my groupy comes to tear tihs place apart. so roach musi is your bitch too muthafuckers she is limp dicking right now like my homie ptmp said dis shit is getting hot niggas i smell 50

eat shit roach like you always do about dis time


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Notorious Goon
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

See what I meant? You're already writing better. Do not under estimate my mental capabilities. I'm slowly creeping into your mind and soon you will realise I do not have a sister so I can't bonk one. I'm a loner.

I have here with me your dossier and it's quite exciting:

Name : Wimpy Gazzizey Species : Goon Characterristic : Notorious Birth Place : Goon Prison Father's name : Leslie (mm .. exciting) Mother's name : PTPM (very exciting) Grand Parents : Family secret Language : Goonglish (no wonder I could not read the first posting) Academic quali .. : None. Uses uncommon sense and rap music as an aid. Special skills : Collectin dead dogs, dead hyenas, fleas, maggots and other slimey stuff for his father (Leslie) to study and use the findings against his enemies (refer to the previous postings by Sir Big Ones, Leslie) Hobbies : Fantasising that one day he will grow up to be just like his father and also be called Sir Big Ones. (Gee!) Ambition : Admires father's two assholes. He recently discovered where father got the second one and now he's cleverly negotiating one fpr himself from the asshole tearer (That's me, 4Pac) Favourite pets : His father's big ones. Favourite food : Goon Jelly (that's what he thinks). He has been eating this stuff courtesy of his mother since he was a toddler. It comes in tins labelled GSB (Goon Sperm Bank) and it comes frozen. (Yeurk!)

There's more but excuse me, I feel like throwing up ...


Name: leslie
Ref: lenny
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

Hello, did I miss something in here? And are those insults directed to moi? I think not. FYI the telephone line used for those few postings has been located, to the rest don't be suprised when these characters are missing in here.

Radar!


Name: 6Pac The Muscle Man
Ref: Y'all
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

It's gettin' hot and humid in here. I can see a few boys that need some whippin'. Nice to see 4Pac my sibling. 2Pac seems to have disappeared. watch this space for more stuff.


Name: Lenny
Ref: To the real G's, REAL GOONS thats rite! and allies!!!
Date: 27 Jan 2000

Comment

Schwing!!!!!

The experiment's about to wind up and today we should put all ya dipsticks to your beds with shovels. We would like you to go a lil like the way we captured you so we'll leave your putzs in a deflated state for all ya heinz 57s. When you get to hell, tell St. Peter that you're putty-heads from earth (Ituri forest to be specific) and that you're quimps too. Tell him Musi and Lenny put a kibosh on your stupid ass works, captured you and made you'all guinea pigs. Don't forget to mention that even as guinea pigs, you did a rinky-dink job, tried rabbit punches here and there but the wrenches that were thrown into your dumb asses plots were too big to handle so you gave in and took shots of that stuff, come on, you know it... "the gorilla shots you stupid". I almost forgot you'all are still in the hypnotized APE state. We collected several different shit fluids from your asses, you couldn't tell since you were 3/4 dead. We used to push 20 cm in diameter needles up your arses, that's rite, puttyheads. Some of it was clearly "luminescent", some of it was bloody mucus, like someone who has hemoptysis. We suspect that we can isolate hematoxylin and use it to dye shoes for you know whom? That's right your families, the Iturians, your guesses were just as good as mine. We sure do hope to invent something that might be of use to humans and again happy pushing up daisies assholes!

One more thing lankheads, tell St. Peter that the internet is so vast and Musi and Lenny don't give a shit where they choose to romance. Tell him they love each other so much that they don't even care about admin. what, admin. who and crap like that. Tell him all they see is themselves in this large volume of space called cyberspace and that they talked and kissed even as the expt. on you went on. Your commander is already dead, now run, catch your tails! Wait, wait!! When I sayÖ"Assholes" you should scream back and say, "We don't know shit from Shinola", then I'll count 1,2,3,4ÖVamoose!!! While I am counting 1,2,3,4, you should be screaming "We're schtoonks"!!! Now before we play the game, I want to give you some new names IN CASE St. Peter asks whom you are. PTPM becomes, STINKPOT NDANUNKA. Notorous G for notorous GOON is now WIMPY GAZIZZEY, and your commander Leslie is now SHRIMP SHITCAN. Alright, I guess we are all ready to play the gameÖÖ.. "ASSHOLES"Ö..pick it upÖ. There you go!


Name: notoriuos G
Ref: 4 pac the roach
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Who are you? I'm now getting mad at you. ===================================

nigga pliz pass the mic i will show you who is the realest in here fuck you muthafucka die slow roachfucker get annoyed if you want we aint singing we bringing drama my 44 will make sure all your kids dont grow

nigga want some of me right i will blow your cover shit muthafuckin roach suits you whos side are you on its either we burn you like hiroshima muthafucker or come and i will feed you with kapenta

fuck you sister fucker


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Sweetness!
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Good to hear from you honey! Love you too. You're the one who's so special. I am lucky to have you sweets. Stay cool and smile for me please.

Loads of love!

LH.


Name: Musi
Ref: Sweet Lenny
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey,

I am never gonna stop loving you. I am gonna love you for keeps come rain, come sunshine. I did say love is what matters once. Everything else is just noise in the wind.

I only have eyes and ears for you.

LOVE YOU


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: To all Goons
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Oh no! Another has escaped. This one is worse off than the others. He can't write a single word in english. Look here notorious goon, you must decipher that last posting. I got bored before I even finished reading the first sentence. The only sensible thing I got from there was my name. Honestly, did you smoke something before comiing in here? Never mind. I'll tear you one also so you can start writing readable stuff otherwise you're wasting your energy 'cos I quite reading strange languages. It gives me migraine. But as you stay on this site much longer and get to have two assholes like the other 2 goons, You'll learn to type. So until you do stay out of my way before I turn you into a laughing stock. I have a feeling you're fresh and just another Yo with a dirty mind. I'm a 'roach. I'll piss on your butter tonight and crawl on your girl's p***y. That scratching you hear at night? That's me. I can tell that you're nothing but just another yellow belly. You're only a few seconds in the Jerry and you already ask for allies. Do it yourself. I can take all of you at once and come out unscathed. Your pals PTPM and Leslie know who I am. I sleep in a dog's ass and I eat shit. Who are you? I'm now getting mad at you.

I've made up my mind, instead of one, i'll tear you 2 assholes.

I'll get at your sagging bottom and scrap it off then send it back to goon planet.

By the way, what do you suck?


Name: leslie
Ref: Notorious G
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Notorious G

Beunas tardes amigo! thanks for the recognition, join us and together we can make abortions room a better place to educate our youth.

Welcome back PTMP, muyi bien lets keep those manguams in there rightful place. Pinto, no disrespect but the bitch has crossed my path, Igualemente no turning back.

radar ON


Name: Leslie
Ref: lenny-dog poopie manure
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Lenny punk-head, dream on you diseased rhinosorous pest. trying to take a convoluted route by saying Iam a guinea pig, huh! tough luck YOU ARE THE GUINEA PIG, posting unfruitful love portions to your monkey cunt musi(imisuyambwa). I told you festering boil since you claim to be a half genius with an IQ of 75 that ask the think tank web admin guys to create a love room specifically for you and musi that rat eating cunt who's stench I really detest. What research, takuli nafyo ule landa mambala iwe kolwe. find work to do, are you an Au pair, because you spend sleepless nites since I came on the scene. Obviously usunge itchu mbusu uko. I detect an atitude only found in male house keepers, trying tobe american when your mongerel butt is bonked all nite kuba sungu.

Dont go ultra vires, my objective is to rid nicompoops like you to your rightfull place. As always keep the RADAR ON!


Name: Leslie
Ref: lenny-dog poopie manure
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Lenny punk-head, dream on you deseased rhinosorous pest. trying to take a convoluted route by saying Iam a guinea pig, huh! tough luck YOU ARE THE GUINEA PIG, posting unfruitful love portions to your monkey cunt musi(imisuyambwa). I told you festering boil since you claim to be a half genius with an IQ of 75 that ask the think tank web admin guys to create a love room specifically for you and musi that rat eating cunt who's stench I really detest. What research, takuli nafyo ule landa mambala iwe kolwe. find work to do, are you an Au pair, because you spend sleepless nites since I came on the scene. Obviously usunge itchu mbusu uko. I detect an atitude only found in male house keepers, trying tobe american when your mongerel butt is bonked all nite kuba sungu.

Dont go ultra vires, my objective is to rid nicompoops like you to your rightfull place. As always keep the RADAR ON!


Name: notorious G
Ref: muthafuckas
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

we was rollin with tha ogís when nigga enersto guevera said drama in js than long beach who the fuck is lenny and musi wat the hell did you muthafuckas do to dis nigga lez he be like saying serious shit on your monkey ass nigga lez pliz chillout on the beeearch, the ho cannot peep in her g-string anymore. 4pac nigga wassup where you at why you brown nosing on them playerhaters you know pimps and and all those who know me are getting down on this bitch made ass lenny tha shit in dis place is heavy niggas be like damn scuds muthafucking lenny has been dissed to the max, nigga thinks lez he like sickelcell or something, he hit you with a seizure or a heart attack now you begging for truce and shit. nigga you fucking with the wrong gangster he tha boss player dis shit is crazy, who this bitch musi does she know this shit is going on

to my nigga ptmp and lez give it up you all, this kinda shit I been waiting for word is born you the baddest niggas you have sprayed these snitches wit a 44, yeah make sure all your kids donít grow die slow muthafuckas

lez and ptmp how about we blow this muthafucking place down, westsiiiiiiiiide, yeah I gat balls to hang wit you itís a 187 on tha muthafuckin ass on bitch and the pimp. fuck you lenny fuck you 4pac and fuck you musi your mama aunt and all your neighbors this shit is on to the real gís lets burn these muthafuckers yeahhhhhhhhhh


Name: notorious G
Ref: muthafuckas
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

we was rollin with tha ogís when nigga enersto guevera said drama in js than long beach who the fuck is lenny and musi wat the hell did you muthafuckas do to dis nigga lez he be like saying serious shit on your monkey ass nigga lez pliz chillout on the beeearch, the ho cannot peep in her g-string anymore. 4pac nigga wassup where you at why you brown nosing on them playerhaters you know pimps and and all those who know me are getting down on this bitch made ass lenny tha shit in dis place is heavy niggas be like damn scuds muthafucking lenny has been dissed to the max, nigga thinks lez he like sickelcell or something, he hit you with a seizure or a heart attack now you begging for truce and shit. nigga you fucking with the wrong gangster he tha boss player dis shit is crazy, who this bitch musi does she know this shit is going on

to my nigga ptmp and lez give it up you all, this kinda shit I been waiting for word is born you the baddest niggas you have sprayed these snitches wit a 44, yeah make sure all your kids donít grow die slow muthafuckas

lez and ptmp how about we blow this muthafucking place down, westsiiiiiiiiide, yeah I gat balls to hang wit you itís a 187 on tha muthafuckin ass on bitch and the pimp. fuck you lenny fuck you 4pac and fuck you musi your mama aunt and all your neighbors this shit is on to the real gís lets burn these muthafuckers yeahhhhhhhhhh


Name: pinto
Ref: people
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

firstly, as per tradition i wish to give due recognition the OG's in the house, particularly PTPM and Leslie. I know you guys and i know what you're capable of doin. I can feel you and I can smell your blood, you're dangerous thugs, serious business. As a fellow general, I'll just ask one favour from you: dont bomb on Musi, she's civilian. She's just been thrown into this shit by circumstances. Please do your AKs on her coz she got some connection with me and i wouldn't like to see her hurt. Normally, i simply shoot off her offenders, but you guys are fellow OG's and OGs talk coz they understand their level. I want us to come to some sort of agreement. Let Musi go and I'll see how i can settle the bill. I have a lot of people on my payroll.

Musi dear, I don't want to see you hurt. You must realise, sweetheart, that the people you are dealing with now are not your ordinary jack and joe, they are original gangstars, that means they are bloody dangerous. they are merciless, but they can be very nice and understanding if you play your game right. i really understand how you feel, but i feel i must stop this fight because it's gonna hurt you for long. i know 4pac the roach is on your side and he's some kind of a G, too, but honey, you can't have both leslie and PTPM against you. it's not healthy. so, please sweetheart, leave the battlefields and let lenny, dmx and 4pac the roach take the heat alone. please, please, please.

PTPM and Leslie,

I've talked to Musi. I'm sure everything will be fine. and I'll pay up in due time for this little inconvenience caused. if she decides to disobey me, please dont hurt her still. we'll sort it out in our own way.

Yours sincerely,

Pinto! the pin.

(please note thet my name is no longer "pinto" but "pinto!" with an exclamation mark)


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Leslie (Sir Big Ones), PTPM
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Ain't no need to explain what happened here. The cart has been repossesed and now he's mad again. PTPM is now writing readable stuff. Reason? The embryo has eaten most of the dead rapper's brain. I told you if you stick around here a bit longer, I'll clean your dirty mind through reading what I write. Now you two dwibs never cease to amaze. You're way behind me punks. You write junk and foul language is your meal. No wonder one of you was dunped as a baby 'cos his mama had a premonition. By the way, PTPM, your father is here with me and he's so upset about that bit about the sperm on the sheets and the dog. He say's you misquoted him. What he said was, that sperm was his and the dog was the one that I (4Pac) sleep in it's ass. The product was you. You misquoted him man. He also wishes you had gone a little further in school so you could know that a man + a dog cannot produce a roach. You must apologise for letting out that well kept family secret.

Leslie, You did not wash your brains this morning like you always do. You're ranting again. 90% of what you have written NEVER happen in real life and as a result they keep bouncing on my skin without irking me a bit. I told you before that I'm a 'roach and 'roaches are capable of surviving a nuke war. You can't do what I do 'cos you won't last a second. You can't sleep in a dog's ass but I do and come out without a scratch. That itself should teach you to stay away from me. Why do you think Pinto decided to go on vacation.

I'm in good mood today so watch what you write or I'll tear you a third asshole.


Name: Lenny H
Ref: PTPSomething Shit!!
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

And you Lardhead with a hickey in your mouth, there ain't no shit hip hop here!! The only thing suitable for a palooka like you is suicide. You ain't worth nothin'. Your're just the same as the rabbits in your commanders pants. Ask him for some after he kentucky fries them. You don't know yourself, but I can help there. You are a lummux, a lardass, probably closer to lame brain than Lily-livered. I would say perhaps a hybrid of the two, maybe your parents had some trait of horse's ass because you do have about 1/7 of your blood dominated by these genes. Now those ants in your pants, I can see them, easy you tiny gweebo!


Name: Lenny H
Ref: PTSomething Shit!!
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

And you Lardhead with a hickey in your mouth, there ain't no shit hip hop here!! The only thing suitable for a palooka like you is suicide. You ain't worth nothin'. Your're just the same as the rabbits in your commanders pants. Ask him for some after he kentucky fries them. You don't know yourself, but I can help there. You are a lummux, a lardass, probably closer to lame brain than Lily-livered. I would say perhaps a hybrid of the two, maybe your parents had some trait of horse's ass because you do have about 1/7 of your blood dominated by these genes. Now those ants in your pants, I can see them, easy you tiny gweebo!


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Leslie at the Laughing Academy!
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

Horsefeathers,

King Grod, I told you and thanks for heeding to my advice. You finally turned yourself in at the right place. The trail of your own shit you left on think-tank since you tried to flee (but alas, you couldn't, with those ox-cart size balls) messed you up. Gorilla pills ain't shit to play with, know what am sayin' incy-wincy head? Hairball!!! Even failing to hold a goon platoon, you're a meadow muffin, milquetoast, you were karate chopped into quilvering pulp. You're a limp dish rag and now its not even known whether you're a she or he, I suspect you're both thats why you keep talking hemaphrodite and mis-typing mongerel for MONGREL consistently, this is not tonglish, meathead, you're the proper HEINZ 57. You look like death warmed over. From the look of things, the shit that dropped all over from your pants had blood in it, which means you are on the rag, neb. You're on the skids and happy pushing up daisies. Now take off your pants, catch those rabbits inside and fry'em. You can have'em spiced, hot or original and crispy!! Give some to PTP Shit!


Name: PTPM
Ref: to whom it might concern
Date: 26 Jan 2000

Comment

i can't believe this. After that kind of torture from King Leslie, these idiotic imbeciles are still talking?

The funny thing is that their voices really sound like they are now really crying. now i feel sorry for the bitch (you know yourself, you are the only bitch here), she has run out of what to say. she's received the rudest shock of her life. she just heard deep words from myself and the Lez and she couldnt believe it. she keeps saying "limp dick this, limp dick that".

Bitch! Dont you have anything else to say? dont you have respect for your own father? how can you come and tell everyone about his limp issue, you foolish slut?

the reason you always say limp dick is because that's the first dick you ever saw when you were a baby,and cried "daddy wa dat?" and now you think that's what everyone's got. that's the first reason.

second reason is that you have a short limp dick yourself. you are a mutated bitch with your thing so big it looks like a short limp dick. dont you think its time we told lenny that lil secret before he marries you? else he's gonna be having to always give you his ass side to insert your limp dick into. i aint joking. this is serious business. the best thing you can do is forget about marriage. we don wanna bring babies with your genes now, do we? the gene of your limp dick plus the bent dick of lenny will produce children who are just pure dicks themselves. they'll be nothing but dicks and what a fuckin stench they'll be giving off.

4pac the fuckroach. you were conceived through masturbation. i donno how it happened, it was an accident. your dad left his sperm on the bedsheets and then his dog started playing on the bed, it was a female dog (or a bitch, like musi).the dog became pregnant and that's how you were born ma'fucker. ever since then you are confused about your identity. you're not full human and you're not full dog. so you settle for roach. at night you sleep in the ass of my dog because you know that's where you came from. when you get up in the morning you dont smell nice because of sleepin in my dog's brown ass and feeding on the remains of his crap. and the stupid thing is that sometimes you go so deep in tha ass that you can't get out in the morning so you have to wait for my dog to fart before you come flying out, ma'afucker, like a fuckin mosquito!

hahahahaha.

real G.


Name: leslie
Ref: Musi/lenny
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Wow! You're a legend in your own mind!

4pac the same ole quafing mongerel, whatís your problem you offspring of Lassie? Can you eject your ass from lennyís shaterd gaping arse alright! You make me believe in reincarnation because nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime. Lenny get the toads out of musiís uterus, its developing into manure pilec of a hog. An ass for life you are, a dunghill, the spawn of an adder, a lying buffoon, suffering from halitosis of the brain miss musi & baboon(lenny). Musi you whelping bitch, decomposing cunt has you bothered now huh? misbegotten offspring of a hyena go get you cunt hair shaved at dog groomers you satanic slime.Your face like a warthog that has been stung by a wasp. You drink out of the toilet, you block-headed, compost chewing bitch, and now you hubby tobe is saying you bark like a dog everytime roll in smelly stuff, you bug eating camel.

Foul stench freaks, I aint done, till your maggot chewing, monkey buggered face of hermaphrodite is off the face of the abortions room.

Musi go ahead wag your tail like your mother-cock sucking a dead dogs dick. lenny chase cats and bark at you whelping bitch, great pile of vommit on your freaky arses.

And stop writing your own letters, you aint never met me, and never will! you need vim, dometos and all of the soap company to come near me, you hobo! you infected, fungus smelling cats dung.

Torturing you is my mission, go scratch yourself with your hind leg, you flea-bitten musi. As for lenny the dung gulping nitt-twitt, Iíll get you with all you phoney characters, I aint shifting ma attention, as for rest, Iíll ignore my bone of contention is with these two festering dwibbs whoís mothers commited a crime when she forgot the abortion bucket lid.

Keep scanning, check the radar!!!!!!!!


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Sweets,
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Darling, hope you are fine, remember, I love you!!! Its crystal clear that these new age outlaws think that they can re-use their short range, missile looking devices filled with water. Those things landed in their own back yard, no wonder our allies (headed by 4 Pac) captured PTPM. He was found lying unconscious in a pool of his own crap. He had been hit by one that was launched by Leslie, in the head, the impact was so loud that our allies couldn't believe he was still alive, but thats because they are toy slummy missiles you know. Reports reaching our allies indicate some infighting on the goon platoon side. They mutined against leslie especially that he has resorted to Ox-Cart abuse. They say this has affected the mobility of these second hand toy and slummy missiles he bought from Iraq, they are not original. Even the propaganda wing has crumbled, so Leslie has to re-post stale news!!! What a crack to get one's ass into. These slobs are worse off than Sloba himself.

Okay, I guess we can relax, its over, the war was tactically won!!

Miss U too.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Leslie
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Okay man. I understand that you're busy. But the moment you finish fixing that wheel onto the Cart, send it back or I shall inform the GSB (GOON SPERM BANK) Security wing.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Phew! I'm back. I just found this note where my Ox Cart was packed. It reads, " Please 'roach, you know what happened to my wheelbarrow, the one that Lenny saw me pushing the other day. Will you allow me to borrow your cart for a few days? I promise to be soft on you guys for a while if you don't tell.

Signed: Lesile.

Oh no. Now I know. He/it/she's not being soft on us for the reasons he/it/she's written below. It's the Cart thing. He/it/she won't be soft on us for long 'cos I have sent my men to go and get back the cart. The moment he/it/she explodes on this page, just know that my agents have succeded. If it is not dejavu then Leslie (he/it/she of the big ones) has exhausted the rap collection. No more lines to copy from. Either that or the CDs went with the stealth bomber.

I can smell PTPM nearby ...


Name: leslie
Ref: musi,lenny,4pac, aping freaks
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

4pac roach/lenny/musi, I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? I know it's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! so we donít have your kind running around. And please pardon me, because you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. I donít really!

Musi, you have a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat, slit your wrists it may lower your blood pressure. I I hear there have invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up. REMEMBER THERE IS NO VACCINE AGAINST STUPIDITY.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. Still keep it ON! you know


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Lesile (Sir Big Ones)
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Lesile's wheelbarrow has been nicked so he can't make it to the 'puter. Too bad he/it/she did not respond to my offer of an Ox Cart. This will make it even easier for all those dying to cash-in on the prize, all you have to do is keep your eyes on the ground and look for two dragging marks about 6cm apart.

6Pac? Are you my long lost cousin? I'm dying to hear if ....

Oh no. My Ox Cart is stolen. I'm out to look for it.

See you later all.


Name: leslie
Ref: musi-yambwa & lenny frog
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Maybe I should repost everything so it can sink in your greasy butt-heads

Dedicated to you with pus from a dead hyena's dick! once more!!!!!!! lennyís musi

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion.., you whore a thousand "dicks" in your ass; hog shit in your mouth, smelly cheap cunt. Musi double-boiled in a pig's cunt (MDBPC) is your new name, Iíll squeeze your tit's till you die. Your dry camel stinking cunt, here! have some water wet your area smell of rot with maggots, get domestos and have a clean shagg for once from the pygmies.

Iwe lenny, I thought I told you that you are slower than your modem, iwe half genius with an IQ of 75. When you were born the doctor slapped your mother. Incase everybody is wondering, Iam still looking for my other shoe lace,oh no lenny got it, he is flossing his ass with it. heheheheh!

The main reason I am lashing at you is because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at posting rubbish, you have taken enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior.

Why for once canít you admit that you aping Spectator, goon something is musi(imisu yambwa) and all those partaking in the whole senario, oops! 4pac roach included. But you cannot fool me. your style is lame.

Now why em I getting soft on you: because I believe you have a brain though youíre a half genius and can reason with that green fly infested cunt musi, why are you filling up pages with junk of love making when you got EMAIL?

WHY?

6pac or whoever you are keep the reverse psychology down, i know my target. RADAR on!!


Name: 6Pac The Muscle Man
Ref: Y'all
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Watch out! I am here to leave carnage. Watch this space for more details.


Name: SPECTATORS
Ref: HE/SHE LESILE
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND.

LESILE IS ON THE BRINK OF COMMITTING SUICIDE. HE/SHE WILL DO ANYTHING TO ANYONE WHO COMES IN HIS/HER WAY.

STEER CLEAR EVERYONE. REPORT TO THE INTERNET POLICE ON 99DOTZM IF YOU SUSPECT HE/SHE COULD BE IN YOUR VICINITY


Name: SPECTATORS
Ref: HE/SHE LESILE
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

BE CAREFUL OF LESILE WHO IS A HE/SHE. MIGHT MAKE PASSES AT YOU.

THIS LESILE IT HAS TWO THINGS. A MAN AND A WOMAN'S. THE BALLS ARE LARGEST. NEXT IS THE PENIS THOUGH IT IS SMALL AND SHORT. THE BALLS HOWEVER COVER THE PANTS TO THE POINT OF COVERING THE WAZOO.

BE CAREFUL OF HE/SHE LESILE. BONKS HIS/HER DAD, MOM, AND SIBLINGS.

LOOK OUT WALKS LIKE AN OVERLOADED WHEELBARROW DUE TO OVERLOADED BALLS.

THE DAILY SPECTATOR NEWS

THIS MESSAGE WILL BE REPEATED AT REGULAR INTERVALS


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Lenny darling,

How's it? Honey some people were brought up in the monkey house at the zoo. Lets hit the deck! We will use chemical weapons against these savages. Clench your fists and look fierce - you see them dwarfs are trembling already. They have no manners and their customs are disgusting.

They are hurting from yesterday's bombshell. A wounded adder can always shed its skin now a wounded monkey - katwishi. Do be careful they bite those things. I am advising them to keep calm although their teeth are chattering. They must be prepared for several ailments or else call it a day. Honey look, to the naked eye all seems well - not so however to their naked hearts. We must drive them to the point of homicide. Once the combat starts, there are no bounds or rules they just hack each others to death.

Pity bioengineering cannot do nothing for he/she Lesile who has the characteristics of both sexes. He/She made a blooper he/she's gonna pay for for the rest of his/her days on the net.

Honey whats' munkoyo? Do you know? Dunno what this block head's going on about. They will peak and pin and they will conk.

I miss the times of third world N and Pin the painto. They were not stupid and common like this species. Pinto for instance was an amiable loon. Now these daft bastards with foal mouths and dull eyes. The one with the overloaded balls walks like an overloaded wheel barrow too.

They are here for the sole purpose of stomping out our guts but they have another think coming. I know our words hit them like a load of bricks. (I don't suppose it is very comfy to have his/her balls covering most of his/her trousers. It would be good riddance to bad rubbish and their talk is all full of yo shit. Effrontery of this nature really shocks me. I dont give a rats' arse when I hit back. They have realised they are treading on dangerous ground. I am a whiz and so are you my sweet. They remind me of a pack of dogs. They get courage from one another's barks. We are king pins here honey.

Honey I am looking as friendly as a firing squad and my sides ache from laughing. I keep picturing Leslile who is a he/she and the balls cover the wazoo. Stop talking to the fool - might make passes at you.

I am finished with them people might not notice the difference. I detest dealing with dull dwarfs.

Honey I miss you - talk to me


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: Lesile
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Your time is nearly up dirty mouthed goon. After that special notice from The Goon Sperm Bank you've decided to change your tune a lil' now you're talking toilets, tissues and shit. We know it's your a** that is wanted on Goon Planet. Take back their juice 'cos you're not using it properly. Is it because the donor of the juice you stole for your brain was a toilet cleaner why you're now talking toilet staff? By the way all the right people who have been threatened by this Real G (real Goon), you relax and switch off your radars 'cos his stealth bomber was hit by my agents a few minutes ago. I have comfirmation about this. The only thing left at his launch pad is a jar with a label reading "Property of GSB" (Goon Sperm Bank). PTPM was captured (that's why he has been quite for a while) but somehow managed to escape. We squeezed his nuts and he gave us vital imformation which we will reveal in a short while. The bad news is that when he was subjected to a brain scan it was found that he stole sperms that were already fertilised and the embryo was two weeks old. Th Goon embryo is feeding on the dead rapper's brain and it is almost finished. This has been the cause of PTPM's unregietering utterances. We are just curios of what will happen as when the embryo becomes a fetus. But then that will be self explanatory when he next utters something. Just watch this space.

Lesile, your time is running out. That humm in your ears is not the air-con. I'm inside you. I'll eat your brains. No.. I'm not ashamed of eating Goon Juice, I'm a 'roach, remember? By the way, I know someone with an Ox Cart to help you carry those huge balls for you. You can just follow behind while your items are comfortably beig carted away ahead of you.


Name: Leslie
Ref:
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

lenny dildo of life

You ignorant Bush-voting, self-absorbed moron! flapping-mouthed automaton! thick-skulled animal hyena suckling dipshit! blind-to-reality. I just wanna hit you because your a great slime.

When you in the toilet your poopie hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways. The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl, It smells so bad your nose burns out while musi dipshit is busy flossing her worm, swarms of tse-tse fly, maggot infested cunt with a popped vein in her forehead.

Fuck you and your father fucks the shaterd remains of a musi resilient warthog! No truce & conditions, You bunch of african wild swine with warty protuberances on the face, who you think you are, Iíll blow your pipe open, look at you now, with nostrils resembling the chicago road map.

Eat shit and your face looks like a cross-brid of mongerel & crocodile, festering sputum bag from hell! try not to threaten me cuz it turns me onÖhahahahahah! Mumba go suck a lemon, or your dad's dead dick! Keep the radar on stand-by


Name: MUMBA
Ref: ALL THESE NEW WANNA-BE PLAYERS
Date: 25 Jan 2000

Comment

Someone PLEASE tell me. Did someone provide FREE Internet service today? If not, where are all these Ignorant Inbreds coming from?. This used to be a nice site when Idiots without at least a Pentium couldn't get on. Now we have this Idiots surfing when they need to be earning that Kwacha. All you new players--sit back--relax and watch before you open your traps and spew all this profanity. I'm getting off this fucking site and going to the RED-LIGHT-DISTRICT. iF YOU DON'T -GO ASK SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT MUMBA


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: LESLIE the daughter bonker!!
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Iwe big balls,

I can see you softening up. Grozny is about to fall! But it won't as long as you continue running around carrying your balls on a wheelbarrow as your pants are too small that's rite. Leave moi en Musi alone, you understand you bubblehead? You have a creeping crud, dim bulb. You are such a fuddy-duddy spewing crap full of beans around. While you know you have a yellow streak down your back, you decided to go in any way. Now you got it heiz 57, that's rite!!. Piclespusses like you deserve it anyway. I told you, you have your ass in a crack, what you gonna do about, change name? To what? CHOWDERHEAD, that's rite, that's your new name!!


Name: leslie
Ref: ba kanyangu
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Chi author of goon bluh bluh, you are the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. It refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. . Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. hehehehehhe!

Naiwe spectators dykes with silver testicles, go tinker with yourself aiight! You prejudiced lower-class elephant-lover!craven blind-to-reality pork-barrel,ignorant dipshit.

Nothing pisses me off like some self-rightious ditto head mouthing off about some crap when I'm trying to hold a reasonable conversation. All Iam trying to do is get these absorbed thick-skulled oppressors jive-ass love birds where they belong.

keep the radar on..


Name: leslie
Ref: ba kanyangu
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Chi author of goon bluh bluh, you are the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. It refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. . Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. hehehehehhe!

Naiwe spectators dykes with silver testicles, go tinker with yourself aiight! You prejudiced lower-class elephant-lover!craven blind-to-reality pork-barrel,ignorant dipshit.

Nothing pisses me off like some self-rightious ditto head mouthing off about some crap when I'm trying to hold a reasonable conversation. All i trying to do is get these absorbed thick-skulled oppressors jive-ass love birds where they belong.

keep the radar on..


Name: leslie
Ref: Imisu ya kolwe
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Dedicated to you with pus from a dead hyena's dick!

Musi, imisu yambwa I thought I told you when I want your opinion, I'll rattle your cage! huh? chisungu inshi umfwa. now shit from your head is oozing out may your bollocks turn cubical and fester at corners of that unshaved slimy monkey cunt. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse, and why do you uses a roll of sobi and a rope for a tampon? when your father mounts you, his ears pop!

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion.., you whore a thousand "dicks" in your ass; hog shit in your mouth, smelly cheap cunt. Musi double-boiled in a pig's cunt (MDBPC) is your new name, Iíll squeeze your tit's till you die

Normally get fucked by dogs you slimy female amphibian. Une vieille bique, il est becheur! Iíll slit your throat young lady, you hear?

Loose dangling filthy cunt get out of ma way, you're not being fucked by me, so don't wiggle your ass, and can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation? heheheheheh mwa ni tyola!!!!!

Yeah you hit home alright on your dry camel stinking cunt, here! have some water wet your area smell of rot with maggots, get domestos and have a clean shagg for once from the pygmies. I got flava from serengeti to kafue national park. Now your whole crew is microscopic, to the dick heads Iam studying right now so drop a line and Iíll be back not as a B52, this time its stealth fighter. Watch the radar.

Sinara


Name: Goon Sperm Bank
Ref:
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

ATTENTION EVERYONE.

It has been learnt that two suspects of the sperm bank robbery have been detected on your planet disguised as Rappers. One of them is using a dead rapper's brain when typing while the other one is having a post-traumatic disorder with the dogs that abused him when he was dumped in Kalingalinga as a baby. You can recognise the later by his constant use of the words dog or dogs, mongrel, bitch and other words related to the canine breed. He probably grasped these words from his abusers. The 'Dead rapper's brain' is using initials. These initials are inscribed on the grey inmates prison garb he escaped with. The last initials mean Prison Mate. This same goon escapee talks or rather types like an over-remixed rap song with a parental advisory tag. If any one has any information about the whereabouts of these two, please ask them to get in touch with the sperm bank. We need the juice in their heads to make babies 'cos we are at war with the Macabians and we need more men to fight them. A token of appreciation, which includes a romantic holiday on Goon beaches for two, will be awarded to anyone who achieves this.

Regards, Goon Sperm Bank Inc. Security Director


Name: Spectators
Ref: balls covering the talausers
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

shriek, laugh, laugh ha ha ha hee hii hoow how.

Yaba. Some girl can really tickle. Iwe ka Musi you gonna pay for the expenses of having may ribs mended.

I am rolling on the floor with laughter. Ati what! balls covering three quarts of the trousers? You say that again.


Name: Musi
Ref: LENNY
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Hi love,

Good to hear from you once more. I promise I wont talk to those dummies ever. You do the same.

Honey, if they persist - there's gonna be worse for them. I throw my bombshell and somebody's gonna have a heart attack.

My darling, I am sorry again for that can of obscenities.

LOVE YOU


Name: Musi
Ref: You know yourselves
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

TWO UGLY DWARFS LESILE AND PTPM (Premature Tokoloshe Predatory Monkey)? They have a HALITOSIS PROBLEM and the whole place stinks to high heaven. This LESILE HALF MAN HALF WOMAN IS A SAVAGE. He/She bonks his/her mother and his/her father too, it aint just his/her sister. Depends on what (male or female) hormone is dominant at a given time.

Plans are underway to capture PTPM and send him to a LUNATIC ASYLUM for life. Thats the place for him. His family tried to keep him in their corridors but he snores like the foghorn of an ocean steamer. His grinds his teeth too and disturbs the whole neighbourhood. He GOES ABOUT IN HIS BIRTH SUIT. Right now he is at his grumpiest, ugliest and nastiest - so steer clear of him.

Lesile and PTPM are siblings. The BOTH HAVE LIMP DICKS. The news papers reported the story of an orange dancing queen who hit it out with PTPM - she said he had a limp hand shake and so a limp short dick. LESILE HAS A SMALL DICK WHICH IS EVER DEFLATED LIKE A PUCKERED BALLOON BUT HIS BALLS COVER MOST OF HIS TROUSERS. They are enormous such that the wazoo is almost hidden by the same. It functions normally on his dad however.

I suggest you take your scrambled brain to the nearest phsychiatrist. You need psychotherapy.

I know I hit home

SCRAM DONT EVER ADDRESS ME AND LENNY AGAIN. yOUR BALL FILL UP YOUR TROUSERS HHHAAAAA


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Sweetheart!
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Musi sweets,

I missed you loads. Yeah! You're right. I'll talk to you at least for now and do the same for me please. I love you sweets and hope you're fine. Our relationship is so special and I love you even more each second. Time will tell is the catch phrase and its for life. Let me hear how you are doin' soon.

Loads of love.

LH.


Name: lesile
Ref: dim witts
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Shout out to ma peeps 1st, PTPM & those down with the clique. Now! (fiddling ma hands) I had a quiet morning during lectures and did not expect another woman to expirement her verbal diarrhoea on moi. Musi, do you have a gastrointestinal distress or your underarms have become so hairy? looks like Buckwheat in a headlock, wait a minute Iam a gentleman, I will spare you this one time,but donít get used to it.

Lolita you seem not understand why Iam lashing at ole lenny opium, the slow working dope; heís been playing in the Abortions room thinking its some soapie called the bold & the bloody ugly. hear me young lads Iam not some ordinary person you mess around with!

Ha! 4pac roach, you're so weak you couldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dog's arse. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple-minded freaks and you probably fit into one of these categories. You pus sucking witless dwibb-gremlin, your father birthed you out of his ass & your mother goes down on a dead dog's dick. 4pac, your father fucked a mongerel bitch thatís how you came along. hahahahahah, my ribs!

lenny, if we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: PTMP
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

I knew if I tear you another asshole you'd start writing better. Now I can read what you write real G, whatever that means. I'm a roach and I am ready to play this game alone 'cos unlike you, I never ask for allies, mama's lil' boy. Each time you squill you mention other people's names so they can come running to your aid. Look, I know what you're writing ain't original. Those are lines stolen from rap songs which are almost a decade old. Is that what you call real G? Get the hell out of here and wash your brain. Maybe you'll be ORIGINAL. Right now you're a copy cat. What happens when you run of songs to copy from? You really drive me crackers each time I see you postings 'cos it's like a rap song with 14 versions of remixes. The only words you know are bitch, shit, real G, Mother Fucker and Leslie please come and help. Call your Leslie and I'll use his balls for fodder. By the way, your prank about Microsft smell detector is wrong. It's your breath bouncing back at ya, boy. Crap like that is for Sci-fi. Be real and stop being a cat. Thug life is over. Time is moving on and you're still sliding backwards.

CRUNCH!!

Did you hear that? Leslie just bit his d*k again thinking it was a carrot. He forgot he painted it orange last evening so he could catch himself some bunnies. Bad news is the 47 is jammed too. He used it to clean his asshole.

You're all alone now. Who you gonna call? Santa?

Let me hear those lines again. You still got more songs to copy from ... that is if the owner of the sperm bank does not come for his juice.


Name: PTPM
Ref: ma' enemies
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

hahahahaha

Hey Leslie, ma main man. You hot these ma' afuckers so hard in the head that they got braindamage and now they're shooting each other with their blannk bullets! 4pac the fuckroach just shot dmx and now the silly bitch is apologising after killing his own. are you crazy or something? why dont you look where you're shooting. this is why we told you not to play with guns, go back to your mama's toys lil fuckshits! you wana learn to shoot now? too fuckin late. Dont try to imitate us cuz we're real Gs we dont play round, we do this for our lives, messin up sisys.

now, musi, i don know why you had to open your big fat ass mouth to give your bitch opinion cuz i didnt mention you. Oh, to defend your sissy boyfriend? Well, thank you, bitch, coz you're now going to have an experience of your lifetime. You Aksed for it. Y dont you let lenny defend his own bloated balls, instead of you comin up with your rotten teeth to open your smelly mouth in this place. and anyway why do you drink so much of that fuckin munkoyo? its making your mouth smell, you small breasted assless bitch. why dont you drink some fuckin fanta or something? is it that expensive? giv me your account number and i'll send you some money cuz quite honestly i dont dig the smell comin from your mouth. and your ass is smellin of the rotten munkoyo too.cant you see that? first clean your shitty ass before you come to this room cuz you're upsetting everyone here. lenny is too ashamed to tell you. just look above for his comment, he'll pretend that you smell okay, but u dont.

i didnt want to tell you this but the reason you never had a boyfriend till you met one in cyber space is because no one could handle the smell from your mouth and your ass side. when the mo'afucker meets you in person he'll run away instantly and you'll be alone again waiting for a favor fuck from pinto or another boy in zambian, but they wont come. and why cant you brush your teeth anyway. is that so difficult. am only trying to help you kid coz you're embarassing the whole fuckin nation when you bring your bad smells to this international web site. microsoft has developed new software that can detect smells of users and i thought it was a cool product until you showed up on this site and opened your mouth for an opinion.

and do you know why the boys were calling you gozilla? coz the smell from your mouth was like a fuckin dragon and it was spreading so fast in the whole room that no one could stand it. i am helping you to understand why boys avoid you, bitch. they dont want to kiss your smell every night and they dont want to taste that stale munnkoyo in your shit like saliva.

dont you ever play with me again lil bitch coz me and ma homies we ryders and we hate bitches. Money comes first, know wa' i mean. MOB, money over bitches coz they breed envy. and especially bad smelling bitches.

lenny, i advise you not to talk after this coz leslie is gettin ready with a 47.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

THIS IS AN APOLOGY TO DMX. I was in such a rush with the fury in my head that I somehow mixed you up with someone else. I now realise you're on our side. THE RIGHT SIDE. I AM SORRY. I had taken leave from the 'puter to do something real and my little cous' tipped me that there where 4 squids in the springer throwing shit at me. When I asked him whi these were he gave ne four names including yours. But Then I went to the 'puter to poor out my fury and .... . I'M SO SORRY. I retract everything and please realise I'm on your side.

Lolita. I like your style. We can leave these scrubs to the ladies and they can still be spanked home.

Leslie, Mwana Chinondo, PTPM . Now that you have rattled my wings, I'm in your dreams and in your fantasy. I'm everywhere 'cos you got this thing started.

I'm 4Pac the 'roach. I'll tear you new assholes.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny My Sweet
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey,

I am love sick. Whassap? Why are you talking to these TWO UGLY DWARFS LESILE AND PTPM (Premature Tokoloshe Predatory Monkey)? They have a HALITOSIS PROBLEM and the whole place stinks to high heaven. This LESILE HALF MAN HALF WOMAN IS A SAVAGE. He/She bonks his/her mother and his/her father too, it aint just his/her sister. Depends on what (male or female) hormone is dominant at a given time.

Plans are underway to capture PTPM and send him to a LUNATIC ASYLUM for life. Thats the place for him. His family tried to keep him in their corridors but he snores like the foghorn of an ocean steamer. His grinds his teeth too and disturbs the whole neighbourhood. He GOES ABOUT IN HIS BIRTH SUIT. Right now he is at his grumpiest, ugliest and nastiest - so steer clear of him.

Lesile and PTPM are siblings. The BOTH HAVE LIMP DICKS. The news papers reported the story of an orange dancing queen who hit it out with PTPM - she said he had a limp hand shake and so a limp short dick. LESILE HAS A SMALL DICK WHICH IS EVER DEFLATED LIKE A PUCKERED BALLOON BUT HIS BALLS COVER MOST OF HIS TROUSERS. They are enormous such that the wazoo is almost hidden by the same. It functions normally on his dad however.

Honey, sorry had to open that can of obscenities sometimes one's gotta do that. Talk to me and ignore these monkey brains.

Love you.

Musi.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: PTPM, DMX, Leslie, Mwana Chinondo
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

I'm back. Mmm. So PTPM 's lil buddy DMX has finally managed to escape from the planet of the loonies. You should have waited a while until they had fixed your head right where it belongs instead of on your right foot. Just look what you have done to your brain now. And stop going round sniffing at dead dog's testicles man. (That's how you came to know how they smell, yeurk!) Ask PTPM he'll show you what he smokes. Leslie, you're a ninny to think you can fit in here. Join our side or your brain will be stolen by PTPM. He aint got one and at the moment he's using a dead rapper's brain swirling with maggots. No wonder he thinks he'll get my sister. That's hallucinating. Oh ... and then there's someone called Mwana Chinondo. I don't know if that's a name or a tribal war cry or something you chant to exorcise your ancestor's spirits. That makes 4 slimy things in the Spinger room and the prophesy is nearly complete. That's why I am called 4Pac cos' it was written that the sperm bank will be robbed by 4 escapees who will mistake the staff for brains and inject their heads full of of it. 2 of them will overdose, that is PTMP. (Please Touch My Penis) While DMX (Drank My X-brain) Leslie and Mwana Chinondo can't stand pain so their could not pump their heads with the sperm. If someone would like to know more of this story, just let me know and I'll tell it from the start. Meanwhile my mission is to get back the sperm because they need babies on the planet where they were stolen.

So you spermbrains, I'm on your trail and I'll get your brains. I don't need to come over there, I'll get them by reading what you type and you also reading what I type.


Name: leslie
Ref: lolita
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Iwe ka insect sized head, na pa pata, get out ma WAY! I'd smack the shit out of you if I didn't think it would fill up the room so keep your distance. If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head so shut the @%#$ up!

hold on, I'll be back


Name: .
Ref:
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment


Name: Lolita
Ref: Leslie
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

I did some more research. The reason why Leslie keeps talking abortion is that when he was born, his mama dumped him in a dumpster in Kalingalinga. He was picked when he was almost half dead and so he thinks everyone was born under similar circumstances, poor thing! After bonking hus daughter, she concieved and he forced her to abort. He's helium head! He knows for sure he has eggs on his face by now, but he won't just give up. Leslie, must be the ass turned into mouth thing that Lenny is talking about. You sound so cockamamie, and your ass-mouth must be dropping your cookies by now. Thanks to Lenny, he's having you eat your own crap!


Name: LH.
Ref: Leslie the daughter bonker!!!
Date: 24 Jan 2000

Comment

Lolita let the cat out of the bag. That was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Uuuhh Uuuhh, yo own daughter, I always say crazy I can live with, but reindeer in my garbage, I can't take it. You son of a pig are beneath me in everything!! If my IQ is 75, yours is 5. Means you're less than a moron. I am head and shoulder above you, shitcan. Your G (goon) platoon crumbled, let them dare even mention my name, they know what will follow. You sewermouthes!!! Your mouth flipped into an arse at the tick of a clock, we gonna scrub it with clorax, but can you imagine, must be smelling to high heaven. You hoist with your own petard, you shitsky! Who the deuce do you think you are, scurvy? Now get your mouth from the butt side and put it in the right place. Last time I am talking to you.


Name: leslie
Ref: lolly bluh bluh..
Date: 23 Jan 2000

Comment

Ba Lolita kwati ni ice cream ya pa ngugulu, before you came on the scene I thought you are quite a nice person and you suck the cock of the great dildo of life. Eat shit and your mother goes down on a loud voraciouse slime spewing meat trumpet! plus a smell of rot on you which go down on a great pile of dung that serves as a perch for crowing cocks! untied ass with red headed fart, you busy with the erection of a dying man. Lolita the scumbag, Who sent your ugly stereotype cunt in hea, huh?

Lenny eat this: you are slower than your modem, iwe half genius with an IQ of 75. When you were born the doctor slapped your mother. If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and walk him backwards, bushe how did you get out of the abortion bucket. When you and your momma had an argument, it was a battle of the wits...Nit versus Dim. I hope your face ends up on a milk carton you prick.

waaasup! PTPM, we do our job, when they see us, they RUN. Lolita, dmx naka lenny kids with hot garbage minds. I am waiting for the nuks


Name: leslie
Ref: all freaks
Date: 23 Jan 2000

Comment

Lenny dog poo poo, You fart quafing mongerel who do you think you are? you prepare yourself with herbal laxitives so you can eject from your ass the shaterd remains of a one man gang rape! Incase everybody is wondering, Iam still looking for my other shoe lace,oh no lenny got it, he is flossing his ass with it. heheheheh!

Dmx, shut up! I aint gonna waste ma breath on ya body with flys and pus bags and your foul stench reminds me of a great slime encrusted Gaping Anal pore! hehehehehehh this is gooooooooood. I got your attention you freaks, now you got backup lilí ole lenny huh? well I got news for you, this is just the beginning, ready or not here, I COME!!


Name: PTPM
Ref: fuck you
Date: 23 Jan 2000

Comment

dmx, so you thing you're tough lil' ass, eh? you're nothin like the real dmx coz i can hear the fuckin tonga accent in your raps. ahha! you sound like you're drunk on your own shit like 4pac the fuckroach. you think you pimple faced small asses can fuck wit us just like dat. u better reconize that me, mwana chinondo and leslie are out to get ya lil asses off the planet and you gonna be extinct forever you thick ass losers,tryin to be us when you cant even see us or smell us. but we can smell you from afar cuz your mouths were eatin green crap. you know why your crap is green, ma'afuckers? coz you're always eating the fuckin ifi-sashis even when you don't fuckin have to. cant you give that shit a brak for a day and eat some normal food for a fuckin day at least? urrgh, you disgust me. that's why you smell of green crap every time you open your bitch ass mouth to giv your opinion.

Hey fellas, lets ryde coz these ma'afuckers aint worth shit. they're too nice for us, they gat no g in them. dont even know why i'm here coz they're not on ma level or on ma homies level. we're real og's ma' fuckers, we dont joke around en we dont play. but you're fuckin cartoons, pretendin to be tough when you gat no dough or vibes.


Name: LH
Ref: Lolita
Date: 23 Jan 2000

Comment

Lolita,

You go girl. You gave this women abusing, pig snorker butterflies in his stomach. He's having a technicolor yawn rite now. No wonder he's been yodeling in a canyon, his brain is very unstable. Sex with your own daughter!! He needs to spill his guts and tell the world what he did. I think I should stop fighting with him, I don't fight WOMEN abusers. I have other fish to fry!!! My Musi comes first in my life.


Name: Lolita
Ref: Zambia
Date: 23 Jan 2000

Comment

Leslie,

I know you asshole. Leave Lenny and Musi alone. You're a sadist and monk. You were recently convicted of incest. You raped your own daughter you stinking pig. U're now traumatized and out loose like a dog on heat. Some people say U do have AIDS you fool, what about the pig that looks half muntu half pig, were you responsible? I support Lenny cuz you just got your wires crossed for no apparent reason yet I know U. Geesh! I also know U were recently pronounced financially embarassed. Shazzam!! I'll stick with Lenny just to make sure that you get your knuckles rapped.


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: DMX
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

Hey DMX buddy,

Let'em come. I am about to launch a nuclear war head carrier!!! We are the superpowers you know!!!


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Lasileness,
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

Hey Goldbrick,

Good gilly Miss Molly! You mobilised a goon platoon with half a bubble of plumb, that's rite, you all have bats in your belfries. Mama mia! Now I 'll get my hooks into all ya dipsticks! I already had your ticket punched , and soon I 'll wish you a happy pushing up daisies, schmegeggy! You stinkpot-baby with a dirty diaper, your ears deserve to be pinned backwards. Thats poetic justice for you, ha! I am a ringtailed snorter, you squirrel-food. Your atitude and looks make me feel like driving the porcelain bus, now go to the Headstone City, you pissant!!!

One wonders if you ever had a love life, freeloader! You are spewing too crap around here, its like your mouth turned into ass! Must be painful!!! I feel for you, small dick!! You better get to the laughing academy, if and when it gets serious, might get some help you know!! Now put everything in your pipe and smoke it, after that, go chase your big ugly tail!!!


Name: dmx
Ref: ptp whoever and leslie
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

Why have you moterfuckers ganged up against Lenny? You have nothing and you are nobodys. both leslie and PTPwhatever. Hey len my mate, i'm with you, man. keep it real and don't let these dogs keep you low. i support your cause all the way, man. keep it real.and wassup 4pac. yeah.


Name: leslie
Ref: you know
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

lenny FŁ7kÄÔ you, you are a sniveling worm and you smell like a dead dog's dick. You are the one taking shots at that lousy bed, and there holes now since you been drilling for a while now.


Name: leslie
Ref: lenny the hen
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

I donít like responding to chaps with a brain so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldnít be enough to cover a small water biscuit. But anyway, this is an opportunity to give my posse a hand, hey PTPM lets show this festering boil whoís the MACK in hea. Lenny the cursed blasted, jelly-boned swine, you slimy, belly-wriggling invertebrate. Your chromosomes were incomplete, In other words, you are a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage.

Iíll have your tongue beaten thin with a steak tenderiser and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop. Donít make me respond to you again, ok! you off beat nicompoop. If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? Incase your thick skulled buddy 4pac the roach gives you a hand, ask him to keep his stinkiní wart covered testicles of a hermaphrodite! far from this room. When I get back, you better be outta hea with your dangling, sweaty brains that need plumbing.

Ata se..


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: The TPTM/Lazy airport!
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

Come assholes!! You gotta fly from this airport, The plot thickens!


Name: PTPM
Ref: lez
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

finally the real G's are here. wassup leslie! you talk good english man, you gat some style. ride on em ma man, im wit you aiight?

And pinto come back man.


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Lesile
Date: 22 Jan 2000

Comment

Wow, Wow, Wow, Lazy, Ooops Less Brains,

You read our romantic exchanges and immediately were hyptonized and went woolgathering. You then slept and had a wet dream. Yeah you do have a right to shoot on your sheets!! However, I 'll throw you a curve and strike while the iron is still hot and I bet my bottom dollar I 'll thrush and blot you out B.B. brain.

You are off the trolley, thats right, off your rocker Johnnie-come-lately. Moi en Musi keep our upper lips stiff. You have a snow balls chance in hell of driving a wedge between moi en Musi neither do you have enough clout to turn things around here beef-head. You have kittens, I don't where you got them. You bit off more than you chew in order to have a tiger by your tail, that ain't gonna happen. Instead, you just had your ass in a sling. I can see your foot in a grave. You are actually behind the eight ball. These are your just deserts silly bliss ninny. Jive-ass!!! Beat it!


Name: Lesile
Ref: Ref:/ roach n' ....
Date: 21 Jan 2000

Comment

Muet comme une carpe,

Everyone is entitled to have a wet dream and this includes you Lenny. You remind me of opium, a slow working dope. If I had a brother like you, I'd put myself up for adoption I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to animals. Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at posting rubbish, you have taken enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior.

As for you lilí ole twitt musi, when I want your opinion, I'll rattle your cage! If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head aiiight! May your bollocks turn cubical and fester at the corners.

Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!


Name: Lenny
Ref: Musi Sweets!
Date: 21 Jan 2000

Comment

Hey Musi sweetheart,

You too, have a good one. On my mind just as much as always. Lots of love.

LH.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny My all
Date: 21 Jan 2000

Comment

Hi, handsome.

I've missed you loads too! Do enjoy the weekend and take care.

Musi


Name: PTPM
Ref: 4 fuck the roch
Date: 21 Jan 2000

Comment

Mwana chinondo, give some money to this fuckhead called 4pac the roach. he's so poor he eats shit for breakfast, shit for lunch and shit for supper. As kaunda would say "breakfast shits, lunch shits and supper shits!!!"

the boy is getting upset, have you seen him? he's all ruffed up and crying. can you tell from tha way he is talkin that his bout to cry?

Look i'm sorry you wanna cry, motherfucka but its all your fault. i told you not to poke your big ass nose into ma bizness. i was talking to len and mus and the others even if i said to room or to all. i thought you'd knwo that you are not part of the all because you are so insignificant and a nobody. if i tha prezident says to parliamentarians " how are you?" he does not expect the boy who mans the door or sweeps the parliament to also say "im afine". but you answered, fool. you outa keep quiet and listen when your masters are talking.

next time you talk am gonna get your sister and you know who. your mouth is smelling crap, coz that's what you eat for your breakfast and linch. if you talk too much everyone will run out again like they did. pinto and everyone else split coz they could nt stand your shit smell coming from your mouth. i will annihilate your balls next time you talk back to your boss, fool.

Hey, mwana chinondo, get these motherfuckers, man. dont let them talk back to you like that coz they're not on your level. tell them we gat dough, man. they better reconize who the bosses are in this place. we're fuckin millionaires and they're just fuckheads trying to pretend.


Name: LH.
Ref: Mwana Butler wakwa Chinondo
Date: 20 Jan 2000

Comment

Hey Kaboyi!

What about the outburst? Did your dad drop your head on the flow. You look awful, gloomy gus. I'll squeeze your deformed head into a hogs arse so you can go get some ham sandwich for yourself, how about that? Go help your dad and together, you can fry an egg. Square pegs in round holes! Don't you ever, eeeever bark around here again. This is the last warning!


Name: Mwana Chinondo
Ref: 4Pac the 'roach or whatever the insect is called
Date: 20 Jan 2000

Comment

Who do you think you are? You dwib, stud, hopeless excuse for a bad day.

Give us a break and leave this room. Did your drunk uncle run out of names? Or was your clan to high on ganja that they named you 4pac? And you don't have to state your species! I will not indicate mine though you can probabaly guess from the sense that I write that I am human.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: PTPM
Date: 20 Jan 2000

Comment

Your memory must be as short as your d*k or you just scooped your brains from an underground drainage system. You have already forgotten that your ref. was to "all" and not Lenny and Musi? You're way behind my calibre 'cos I can tell you're a sad a*s who was probably abused as a child. Now that does not mean you've lost it all. As you keep visiting this site I'll turn you inside out. You were created wrongly lil' boy with a bigger voice than mine. Shit this Shit that Shit this Shit that ... You need a dictionary or a grandma. You type are slowly fading out of this world 'cos you talk much and act less. Real Playas!?. Yangu tata ee!! Don't make me laugh mwaice. I bet you have on oversized pants and shirt. Oh and a beannie too. I repeat, you're not a rapper sad boy. Find the man who abused you and you'll be back on track.

By the way, did you know that 'roaches are probably the only life form that could survive a nuclear war? Ridsect? No ways. Don't believe what they show you on TV.


Name: Majo
Ref: Your lingo man
Date: 20 Jan 2000

Comment

I know mother, i know fucker but what is motherfucker?????


Name: wineboy
Ref: sap everyone!
Date: 19 Jan 2000

Comment

is this place getting hot again? everyone let's shout

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

yeaaaaaaaah


Name: PTPM
Ref: 4pac the shittin roch.
Date: 19 Jan 2000

Comment

i love it when i ruff up an asshole like yourself, and i love it when they come in twos (cant remember the other mothafuckr coz his name aint worth shit).

i can tell from your stammerin lil voice 4pac that you're now ruffed up bitch boy. thats wat u get when u tell shit to real playas. when i came here this was just about lenny, but you squeaked back for crap knows why. i just came here to look after my nig pinto but you decided to say sht. now you sound like a real sisy motherfucka trying to stabilize shit. well, let me tel you somethin i dont give a shit bout nobody, not you not me not life not leny or musi or the fucker who wrote after you. i give shit bout nothing so you cant touch me, roch. i dont even give a shit bout spellins and what you think bout my shit.

i dont even give a shit about shit. so fuck the hell out of my life or this time i'll come for your family. we dont wana get on that track now do we? but if you make us we will.

i will spray you till you die you roch coz you makin my kitchen smell wit ya roch crap. i hate roches and i goin to kill you till you really die and burn in motherfuckin hell. reconize, fool, reconize.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 19 Jan 2000

Comment

PTPM,

You're ranting man. Here's a little advice for your sad side. Stop listening to rap if you can't control your imagination. You'e not a rapper if that's your fantasy. Are'nt you supposed to be doing your homework boy? You need school. I can see that in your writing. I had to read it several times before I made sense out of it. By the way, you can't rip out my lungs 'cos you're just a boyo.

Stupid clown. When will ever learn not to play with 'roaches? You're not Dr Dre or Red Man. Me, I am me. A 'roach. I'm in your house, your ladder, I piss on your bread and scare your girl.

You moaned, you ranted now what next?


Name: ARMAN
Ref: PTPM
Date: 19 Jan 2000

Comment

YOU SAD TWAT, FOOL, IDIOT, NINCOMPOOP!! WHAT SELF MADE MAN IS SO SAD AS TO TRY TYPE LIKE AN AMERICAN, I AM AMAZED WITH YOUR SHITE SPELLING YOU ARE EDUCATED ENOUGH TO USE A KEYBOARD (BY THE WAY, A KEYBOARD IS THE THING YOU TYPE ON.).


Name: PTPM
Ref: 4pac
Date: 18 Jan 2000

Comment

4pac, u gat nerve motherfucker. trut is i dunno what the fuck you talkin bout role models en shit coz i donneed that shit. i'm self made man, know wha imean. moaning for what man. idont give a shit about you or me so dont talk like that, i'll rip your dirty lungs out, idon play with lil' bitch ass fuckin nigz.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref: PTPM
Date: 18 Jan 2000

Comment

Man, you sound like someone moaning to me. How can you be a pin in our asses? You need a role model.


Name: Pinto the Pin's Major mate (PTPM)
Ref: all
Date: 17 Jan 2000

Comment

You guys have chased away ma' mate! I'm going to be a pin in your asses till you die! Come back Pinto, come back pliz.


Name: LH
Ref: Musi Darling!
Date: 17 Jan 2000

Comment

Sweets,

Honeybunch, good to hear from you. Its Martin Luther King Jr. holiday and I am just relaxing. I miss you loads and equally love you to pieces too. As for the young boy, he surely knows how to climb into people's noses, at one time I felt his boots on my chin but he's finished now. Good job sweets, keep it up!

You are all over my mind sweetie, esp. that its a holiday today. Time will surely tell and I can't wait.

Remember, I love you dearly.

LH.


Name: Musi
Ref: Pin the Painto
Date: 17 Jan 2000

Comment

I forgot to mention - I am only Lenny's sweets not yours. Mind your language Pin the Painto - whats with you. No matter how you disguise yourself I can still tell its you.

Read this before you fade away.

Musi


Name: Musi
Ref: Pin the Painto
Date: 17 Jan 2000

Comment

Pin. I was not offended by your compliments. Thanks its good to be recognised - just that I am used to being complimented everywhere I go, even in person and I am mature you are right . I always steal the limelight you know - This may sound far fetched but it happens to be the truth. I am also brainier than the average male. (hey just joking).

I do get uncomfortable when somebody gets too apologetic (especially in the lower case like you've done - gives me the impression you are very sorry but also humiliated). I enjoyed scolding you though. Go easy on Len - he's your mulamu. You've got to learn to live with this. For now cheer up you sound so gloomy.

Musi.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 17 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey I second everything you say - its "Pin the Pint" from now on. You here that Pinto?

Honey in short its still Pint-o except its Italiano or is it Spanisho? Where you go "Pin the Painto." My darling don't mind him - he is going to fade in his turn like they've all done. The guy is small he takes after his dad in miniature.

Did you enjoy your week end and did you take care? IĎve missed you with a vengeance. Think of me because I am thinking of you. I am in love with you too and just you.

Bye from M.


Name: daily watcher of this soap opera.
Ref: pinto
Date: 16 Jan 2000

Comment

Bye, pinto. i wonder who will replace your character in the next episode!


Name: pinto
Ref: room
Date: 16 Jan 2000

Comment

I'm going on break now. hope to find you guys later.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 14 Jan 2000

Comment

How amazing to see all the fake ass little niggas have scampered from this room? Leaving it the matured, I mean those who are contemplating marriage and someone eager to commit adultery. Pinto if you know what some dolls can do to yours, keep it to yourself 'cos I ain't impressed. It's your world man. But still you cant compare it to the real thing.

Hey. is there any lonely girl out there to share Pinto's world?


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 14 Jan 2000

Comment

How amazing to see all the fake ass little niggas have scampered from this room? Leaving it the matured, I mean those who are contemplating marriage and someone eager to commit adultery. Pinto if you know what some dolls can do to yours, keep it to yourself 'cos I ain't impressed. It's your world man. But still you cant compare it to the real thing.

Hey. is there any lonely girl out there to share Pinto's world?


Name: LH.
Ref: Pinto
Date: 13 Jan 2000

Comment

No Pinto, you're Pin. You're a Pin in me and Musi's flesh. Thats your new name, I am sure my honeybunch will approve it since names can be changed. Pin the Pint!! Plus it just goes well with your initials and ofcourse the tongue. Say it to yourself "PIN THE PINT".

L.


Name: Pinto
Ref: Musi
Date: 13 Jan 2000

Comment

Musi? i offended you? i'm really sorry, sweets. i meant it as a compliment when i said you sound mature, and has a great brain.

am i rough? well, yes. But not to ladies, and especially not to sweet musi. have you ever seen me use a bad word on any lady on this site? i couldn't even use it on those girls who tried to attack you even though i was greatly tempted to. I've never used the B word on a woman, really.(except maybe once on monica lewinsky)

Lenny, i never impersonate or use two names. I am Pinto, The whistle, as Musi once called me... I've accepted the name, just like roachy has accepted his name from me.

hey roaches, they do. on you. i know.


Name: Musi
Ref: Pinto
Date: 13 Jan 2000

Comment

Pinto,

What! I said you are only as old as you feel. Lenny and me don't mind about age. It aint nothing but a number. Tell me why are you men interested in other people's women? Just know that I am a woman - what with my being mature and all. In fact girl is hardly the word to describe me. It feels awkward especially when it comes from the likes of you Pinto. I get a strange feeling at the back of my head. A woman needs a man to smooth over the rough spots for her and you are incapable of such a feat!

You want to jeopardise my relationship with Lenny. You are really bent on separating us. I can bet your belly button you won't succeed.

Pinto I don't enjoy scolding you so quit doing this to me.

Musi.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 13 Jan 2000

Comment

Lenny hi,

It was me alright. Trouble is Pinto is so mischievous - you can not trust him with anything that isn't nailed down. Better double check most of his statements, I am glad you done that already.

Honey I treat him differently. I wouldn't look at him any other way apart from in a brotherly capacity. I give you my word - I only got thoughts for you. Told you I couldn't love another. Love doesn't come as easily to a guy like Pinto. He's just pliable and has a weird imagination and he capitalizes on whatever chance he gets - even as little as a sec. is enough for him to act. He is no match for you honey and you know that. Told you that a zillion times! Cheer up my sweet there are no uncertainties here. You got me hooked.

Honey the weather today is just cool for thinking of you and I am listening to some cool music too.

Ciao M.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 13 Jan 2000

Comment

Pinto, they do? How do you know?


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: My one and only, Musi!
Date: 13 Jan 2000

Comment

Musi Royal Sweetness!

Its me Lenny doing just as great. Honey remember I LOVE YOU with all my heart. Sweetie, I think Pinto snorks too. What he's been doin' is not kosher. He's one brick shy of a load. Smart cookie as you are, you need to nail him on the cross. He's up to teeing me off, he sounds like scatterbrain, sometimes he accepts the fact that we are in love, sometimes he behaves like a sludgeball.

To Pinto: I know you don't wanna be a smurfbrain, could you please let me and Musi have some peace so that we can do what we wanna do with each other?

To Musi my darling: Don't worry, nothing will make me love you any less and please stay cool. I have become so accustomed to you too that I even have doubts that you probably wrote the last message below to Pinto. He's playing multiple personality with someon. They've even been practicing your writing style. Whatever, I LOVE YOU DEARLY!

LH.


Name: pinto
Ref: musi
Date: 12 Jan 2000

Comment

musi, are you secretive about your age, sweety? just wanted to know before i ask you how old u r. we have to be sure who the little one is before we settle for the sibling status! From the way you talk, you sound very mature, but you could just be on of those very young girls with a great brain!

Roach, they don't? anyway, u should know!


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 12 Jan 2000

Comment

Why is it that each time someone wants to write about me they have to drag innocent people in? Pinto, too much fantasy is too bad for your health. You will not be able to distinguish between reality and dreams. I can't go writing such dirt about Musi. Can't you get it into your 2 inch thick skull that the lady is someone's wife to be? Find a girl for yourself. If you can't get one buy an inflatable doll. And oh ... they don't suck.


Name: Musi
Ref: Pinto
Date: 12 Jan 2000

Comment

Pinto sweet heart your imagination runs away with you. Who said I mean d...k. You ought to know me by now. Please dont discuss me especially on talk that you are not certain about. I am still hunting for that girl for you - to keep you quiet. Honey why not be practical and throw in the towel? I will still love you as my lil. bro.

Regards

big sis


Name: Pinto
Ref: roachy
Date: 12 Jan 2000

Comment

Oh, oh! now, u don't wanna say that 4pac, the roachy! how can u say that about musi? no, i respect her too much. you read her first statement about my d--k, and then you said there's a sucker in the house? no, no, she can do anything, but she can't suck my d--k. I'll tell her u were saying crap on her.


Name: Pinto
Ref: roachy
Date: 12 Jan 2000

Comment

Oh, oh! now, u don't wanna say that 4pac, the roachy! how can u say that about musi? no, i respect her too much. you read her first statement about my d--k, and then you said there's a sucker in the house? no, no, she can do anything, but she can't suck my d--k. I'll tell her u were saying crap on her.


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

I have a feeling someone out there is playing sucker


Name: Musi
Ref: Pinto
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Stop teasing me . Whats your hang up? The size of your ....... or something? You are supposed to be my bro .. little brother to be exact. In the African circles you are my brother. I suppose you are a pint of skokian also. And dont you go pestering my Len. I would never do that about your girl friends. Behave for once.

Your big sis.

M.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Lenny hi,

How's things that end? ThereĎs plenty of hot spots here for those who crave real life but things are out of sorts for me - what with you not being here and all. Honey, the guy must be cracked. I mean Pinto. He's taken a bigger step than his legs allow. He's got a rolling gut. He's got the clerambault syndrome - love obsession with another person who doesnt reciprocate the love. I have to get a girl for him - I cant have a lonely man on my conscience. He was so drunk that when he spoke his voice sounded like dry leaves brushed by the wind. He had consumed quaqntities so vast that he was not certain whether he was in this world or the next. The Y2K issue confused him. He sold all his property that is why he was at a friend's house. I hope he will not make the mistake of calling me mosi again especially in his drunken stupor. He asked for it. My bro's crazy.

I Ďll mail you on the private asap - I know you will understand, and just know that I do keep my word.

Hey, my brain's in a whirl... did you know that you do this to me? Just reading your mail sends me beserk. My heart aches for you - I love you to pieces.

M.


Name: Pinto
Ref: lenny
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

i will have the last word: F... Y..!

(By the way, can you join me in the technology debate tomorrow? i have brought the brain drain thing back coz i think it wasn't well concluded back then).

Go lay down your employed ass now, man! see u tomorrow.


Name: Lenny
Ref: Pants  Ooops Pint of Mosi, Sorry Pin
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Pinto,

See, crazy I can live with, but reindeer in my garbage, uh uh, so you are unemployed hhhm? How do you go to work if you sleep there? Can't you just steal one, wake up man! And hey you probably are their lorry boy hhhm? Hey I gotta get home, I got work to do! Now go lay those things in the barn!


Name: Pinto
Ref: Lenny
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

i am at one of those rich friend's houses i mentioned earlier. they have more computers in their house than the plates in my house, so i sleep here sometimes. they are makin noise watching video so i couldn't sleep...and came up to see Musi online. Only to find a chat room.

You are quite some rat, you know. haha


Name: Lenny
Ref: Pinto
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Its about 5:00 P.M. US central and how could I drink I am just knocking off. I can tell you were even missing some keys as you waffled your mind off to my "wife to be Musi". I know its 1:00 A.M there in Z, what is your butt still doin' on that ass stool? Or did you break in some office just to use a 'puter?


Name: pinto
Ref: lenny
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

I'm not drunk, lenny. this is one of my sober days. You are the one who's drunk, you were drinking some brandy, on its own (okay, you had better drink, i suppose since you are in england or wherever), but drunk is drunk. go lay your drunk ass down


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Pinto
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Pinto,

You sound verrrrry drunk to be honest, what were you drinking, skokiana or is it kachasu the Brazillian brand ayi? Go lay them in that barn. Don't take up too much space because your four legged friends won't be amused when they come back as you know you are also running low on hay! Ha! Yabaaa! This is funny!!


Name: Pinto
Ref: lenny
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

r we here at the same time?


Name: Lenny H
Ref: Someone who thought I was 4Pac!
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Hey cowards, come out. Here is 4Pac, you asked for him. Some one even said "How ncome 4Pac ins nont nkaming' (coming) outu nto exnculpate himself", that's not a typo, thats what someone said exactly. Well losers, I hereby present you with 4Pac, "the Roach", TA DAH!!!

4Pac, you will never see them again, yabaa, this hillarious. My ribs! Someone will slot in a quiet one in the wee hours of the morning, without a name, thinking we are asleep!!! hahahaha


Name: Pinto
Ref: MUSI
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Musi, o how sweet your voice...i nver realised how much i missed you till i heard your sweet voice somewhere there below. Forget about the fool who's taunting you, my dear. I'll crush his head when i see him, i swear. I said I'd never mention your name again.Well, it seemed i lied. I set myself a goal that's too high, i guess, because i can't go on without mentioning your sweet name. MUSI, what a name. Of course it reminds me of another drink i like, but i won't mention it coz i don't want to offend u now that i've learnt you do not "partake" of that drink. So, how did u enter the millennium, my dear?

I miss u so much, musi. i haven't heard your voice for a century. please don't stop coming here even if you choose to ignore me and to speak instead to my enemy.

And i love the way you speak my name, musi. You sound like you're whistling! Pintooooooooow! O, how sweet! One of my new year's resolutions is to locate you and to meet you and to ...

drink you???? MUSSSSSSSSSSSSI.I like that.


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Honey
Date: 11 Jan 2000

Comment

Musi sweet honey,

You fill me with so much joy, I shed crocodile tears, I love you just as much sweetie. Thanks for your compliments, I probably was bored and mad at some people for writing such a long article.

Sweets I am just equally as crazy a you are about me and you're right time will tell. I LOVE YOU DEARLY SWEETS!

LH


Name: 4Pac the 'roach
Ref:
Date: 10 Jan 2000

Comment

The guy who posted that long submission is lost. He landed on a wrong planet. But if he needs Guinea Pigs for his experiments, we have some for him. Hanniball Smith, Observer and 'zilla. Your brains are wet. Why do you think Lenny and me are the same person? Why would he do that. You crack my ribs you snobs. You ain't nothing but yellow bellied cowards. Lenny is a lover, I am a 'roach. Does that make sense to you? Guess not 'cos you had dick soup for supper. This is what I meant when I said this site is full of bird dick niggas. You Observer must have been spending your life in a box. The world is big and the word 'cool' is not only confined to me alone. 'Zilla's brain is almost melted down now he is relying on a zombie to think. You Hannibal are a disgrace to the A Team (Ass Team).

Pinto. Thanks for the name. I will not forget you for that.

Lenny and Musi. Keep on loving. It is the only decent thing left in this world.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny My sweet
Date: 10 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey, these guys are always poking their noses in our affairs because they don't have any of their own. They are even on to impersonating me. What a shame! I didnt think that was amusing - it was tasteless. They have nothing to offer. I need something fresh and exciting a first class actor - most of them are second class - some are not even rated. They just have loud voices and bad breath.

If they had half the brains, they would know they will never manage to dissuade me from loving you. They never last long here once we get done with them - thats for sure. They fade away.

Honey, I am forever marvelling at your charisma and brilliance. And I forgot to say - your write up on coup detats, causes, similarities and the Zambian scenario was brilliant. You do me proud you know. I still think you are some professori. We need such brains like you to lead this country. At the moment our economic and political troubles offer a choice between two alternatives and each with equally nasty consequences. We really do appreciate your in-put. The net would be boring if we didnt have people like you contributing.

Honey, Time will tell., I love you with all my heart and soul and the rest of me too and its for keeps.

Love you.

Its M.


Name: LH
Ref: Musi Sweets
Date: 10 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey,

Musi my sweetheart, good, I missed you too. We will always be on top of the world because we love each other so much. These losers here never get it but hey I don't mind and neither do you, this they know already. They just wanna start something with us all the time, ain't gonna work. All I know is that I LOVE YOU AND ITS FOR LIFE.

Honey, I got something for you on the other side too.

Loads of love and hey catch those flying kisses from me, for me please.

LH.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny my all
Date: 10 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey, hi,

Missed you. I got you on my mind all time though. Dont mind Pinto. He's always full of mischief. I dont even drink mosi anyway. So that settles it all.

Honey the views expressed by the nameless guy do not merit a response. I am not going to comment. Its enough that you've already done so.

Could Pinto please note that nuts' up we are still siblings - me and him. Kalenga is a brainless ape.

Honey about us. I am crazy about you as ever. I only focus on you. I merely see the other's silhouettes. Honey, they dont count just rest assured. I got you on my mind all time.

LOVE YOU LOVE YOU AND LOVE YOU.


Name: pinto
Ref: lenny
Date: 10 Jan 2000

Comment

So you've never seen Musi! That's me standing behind musi in that shop, admiring her.

After that we went together to the beer swim party. When it was her turn to dive into the beer pool, she did not hesitate a second. And believe it or not, as soon as she got into that water, the beer level went down, defying archimedes principle (level should notmally go up when an object is immersed!).

Well, when we got her out, we found out why the beer level had gone down in the pool. It had gone up in her blood! And she still has the hangover!!!


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Pinto
Date: 09 Jan 2000

Comment

How did I know thats you, I am a genius!! Thats not Musi I know that for sure. I heard about your swim party, they said you almost drowned and resisted the rescuers as much as possible but they fought hard and fished you out. They also said you still have very little blood in your alcohol system.


Name: Pinto
Ref: Lenny
Date: 09 Jan 2000

Comment

No,no, lenny. i wasn't trying to rob that woman. That was Musi, man. hohoho.

New year's eve i spent swimming in a pool of mosi. a real swimming pool filled with mosi to the top by some rich friends. we had to compete to see who would stay longest under "water" (beer) without, well, drinking! the record was six seconds!


Name: Chano
Ref: Uganda article
Date: 08 Jan 2000

Comment

You know what, that Uganda thing ain't even on the site. It's just a bunch of bullshit. So don't worry my Black African brothers, it's just some punk tryin' to shake things up. I also wanna tell all y'all white people that I respect y'all, but I don't think white is the shit so there.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Pinto
Date: 08 Jan 2000

Comment

Pinto,

I saw you on those pics from lusaka. You are on the one entitled "Inside a shop at Manda Hill". I think you were trying to rob that gorgeous girl looking at some stuff, hahahaha! My ribs! One more thing, your cap looks weird man, I think you can find better tailors.. Uuuuwwwi!! As for my transition to this millenium, it was just like the way the Iffel tower danced in Paris, exactly, I can't cheat. Had a champaign bath with good associates, colleagues and enemies.


Name: Pinto
Ref: The den
Date: 08 Jan 2000

Comment

Hi everyone here? How did you celebrate your millenium entrance? Musi, tell me wassup. Am back.Lenny, go to hell, man. Hahaha. Don't take it personal.


Name: Majo
Ref: superior human beings? How?
Date: 07 Jan 2000

Comment

how can someone who burns, turns red, break out in blisters after a couple of minutes in the sun say he is a superior race? have you ever seen what happens to that skin? I wouldn't like to breed with such inferior skin type. I believe that the darkest skin is the altimate human being, not the glorified albino race... also, I have not not proved it yet but I hear that white dicks are shorter, and breath smell raw!! also, white men look like women, I do not see any superiority in a white man, yeah, he may be more advanced, one has to be under the conditions (weather) he lives in, he would starve in winter if he does not store food and invent a way of keeping warm... there is nothing superior about a white man, he is just so inferior, the lowest on the rank, that he has to work twice as hard to prove himself. The shit head who wrote that articles knows it...


Name: Kalenga
Ref: chi Uga article chap
Date: 06 Jan 2000

Comment

Now this boy better not be black cuz if he is...I'll personally amputate whatever is left of his anatomy.

L8r


Name: LH
Ref: The small Peapsqueak posting long articles from Uganda or something!
Date: 06 Jan 2000

Comment

Peapsqueak, You lack self-esteem. You half-life, where is your pride? You shouldn't be Zambian dumbski, neither are you African. You are such a little piss-ant that you are scared of even hiding behind an alias. I prescribe "suicide" for yourself, you're of no value yellowbellied coward, a proper yazzihamper. At a tick of a clock, you popped your cork off and went on a fools errand posting a very stupid article around. You have lost conehead. If you are white, you should know that in Zambia we don't give it a shit, you dumb-dodo. You never head about Hitler, was he African fool? Schmendrick, go scrog with the pig that wrote that stupid article!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: This Idiot below
Date: 06 Jan 2000

Comment

Who is this full? I don't believe I've ever seen anything so shallow In my life. What the fuck or who the hell do you think you are? There are ways of tracing lines on the web. If I could I'd trace your Monkey-Ass and lynch you myself. Idiots like you make me ashamed to be a Zambian. I'm so pissed off with your cocksucking self that I won't even fuck with these two cyber-lovers Don't ever come back to this site you inbred moron. MUMBA


Name:
Ref: For Leny and Musi, the imaginary lovers
Date: 05 Jan 2000

Comment

Africa-at-Large

Africa has to get new breed of humans (Opinion) The Monitor (Kampala) January 4, 2000 By Ssekitooleko Deo

Kampala - I wish to agree with Charles Onyango-Obbo's article, "Slave Trade Took Our Best, Left Us Chaff" (The Monitor Dec. 08). I go a step further to suggest that if Africa is to rediscover itself, it must acquire new, improved breeds of not only plants and animal species but also humans.

This can be done through cross-breeding with superior human beings from other continents; inviting our relatives, the Afro-Americans, to come back and occupy our highest political and economic positions, and recalling the colonialists to govern us for a specific period. The latter can be done by privatising the political structure of our governments.

With the advent of genetic engineering, we have seen increased milk production, eaten chicken of only two months old,and acquired clonal coffee which matures in a couple of years.

All this has been possible because the Agriculture ministry recognised the potential of new improved breeds of crops and animals.

The same formula can work with human beings.

However retrogressive it may appear, there is no doubt that Europeans have been the best breed of human species, followed by Asians.

At the bottom of the list are black Africans.

The African morphology, dark colouration, greed, lack of intellect, failure to internalise theories and lack of interest in preserving our best things clearly show that we are an inferior people.

It is universally accepted that any specie that practices cannibalism against members of its kind is primitive. Look at African politicians, butchering whole ethnic groups, starving whole populations.

Since it is beyond doubt that almost all Africans in positions of power tend to misuse it, it is logical to conclude that there is a problem with the stock from which our leaders come.

Even our intellectuals, public servants and business people are of poor stock.

In recent times, the American breed of human species has out-competed the European breed, the main reason being that the American stock is an improved one.

It is a mixture of the Europe's, Asia's, and Africa's best breeds.

Americans continue to improve their human stock through the Green Lottery project whereby they admit into the US at least 60,000 superior individuals from all over the world.

Now, if Americans are so serious about the quality of humans entering their country, how could they have bought chaff as slaves, leaving the best behind?

Let's face the fact that the best were taken, we are descendants of the chaff and that is why we cannot live at peace with ourselves and cannot exploit our potential to the full.

I wish to suggest that if Africans were evolving at the same pace with Europeans, then those Africans who had attained a high evolutionary level; both social and biological, were taken away as slaves and only chaff remained.

Why is it that all African leaders can't think beyond their life spans?

Almost all of them made constitutions which suited them but not their nations.

They introduced police regimes, enriched themselves at the expense of their nations and jailed or murdered their political opponents.

Kwame Nkrumah, Milton Obote, Julius Nyerere, Kenneth Kaunda, Houphouet-Boigny, Kamuzu Banda, etc. were all descendants of the chaff.

When these sons of the chaff failed to fulfil the independence promises and abused power massively, they were toppled by army generals who became evenworse.

The generals killed, raped, and some even practised cannibalism - Jean Bedel Bokassa, Idi Amin, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Mobutu Sese Seko, Sani Abacha, etc.

Finally, the generals have been replaced with the so-called "new breed" of African leaders -- Yoweri Museveni, Paul Kagame, Laurent Kabila, Isias Aferweki and Meles Zenawi.

These leaders mainly captured power through popular revolutions. But many of them have since formed one party systems, in some cases disguised as movements. They have personalised armies, fought each other, looked on helplessly as their relatives plunder national treasuries and worse still, they are not prepared to quit power peacefully.

The African intelligentsia is another category of chaff that pollutes the African environment.

Most of our professors are opportunists and cannot defend their opinions.

They change like chameleons and their political beliefs don't depend on research - Apolo Nsibambi, George Kanyeihamba, Tarsis Kabwegyere, Adonia Tiberondwa, Edward Rugumayo, etc.

It is in fact amazing that a person of modest education like Maj. Gen. Salim Saleh lectures them on development issues and is the only one has organised his beliefs into a philosophy!

Whatever we may say, therefore, the fact remains our stock is of a poor quality and there is an urgent need for "restocking."


Name: kalenga
Ref: to kermit & miss piggy
Date: 05 Jan 2000

Comment

Mwaice Lenny utecanye, You need a real human being rather than trouble yourself with an obscure cyber female called musi. Naiwe ka musi sanga ifya kuchita, inchito luchelo. The boy on the other side of the hemsiphere is done with his shift elo iwe ule bomfya company (zed)time doing JACK!

So..be 4real


Name:
Ref:
Date: 05 Jan 2000

Comment

Mwaice Lenny utecanye, You need a real human being rather than trouble yourself with an obscure cyber female called musi. Naiwe ka musi sanga ifya kuchita, inchito luchelo. The boy on the other side of the hemsiphere is done with his shift elo iwe ule bomfya company (zed)time doing JACK!

So..be 4real


Name: LH
Ref: Musi Honey
Date: 05 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey,

Compliments of the season too. Missed you loads. Sweetie, I think you're right, we've been fighting two people only here. They know themselves haha!! Funny, things didn't work their way. They did with us honey, thats why this love is real and forever.

I love you and stay cool! Got something for you on the other side too.

LH.


Name: Musi
Ref: Len
Date: 04 Jan 2000

Comment

Honey,

Happy nu year too. My love for you is even greater in the new year. This love of ours is for real. Somebody's eyes are gonna pop with surprise.

They are just jealous - dont mind them.

LOVE YOU FOREVER

M.


Name: Musi
Ref: Phoebe
Date: 04 Jan 2000

Comment

Phoebe does exist. She just comes in all colours.

Somebody below there does sound like the old bag. She cant hold her head high after she was reduced to rubble. She keeps her voice in under tones too.

I would sure recognise her anywhere. Just dont hide yourself. I know its you.


Name: scudfinger
Ref: what goes there?
Date: 04 Jan 2000

Comment

What goes on in this room?........please enlighten me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: scudfinger
Ref: what goes there?
Date: 04 Jan 2000

Comment

What goes on in this room?........please enlighten me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: scudfinger
Ref: what goes there?
Date: 04 Jan 2000

Comment

What goes on in this room?........please enlighten me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: Chief
Ref: Beer
Date: 01 Jan 2000

Comment

Is Zambian beer y2k compliant? I sure hope so coz i don't know how i can live without it!


Name: Musi's Len
Ref: Honey Talk to me!
Date: 30 Dec 1999

Comment

Wife to be Musi,

Talk to me. I can't sleep, its 12 minutes after midnite and you are all over my mind, I can't sleep, please talk to me. Wish you a new millenium never to forget, I LOVE YOU!!

LH.


Name: JAM99
Ref: ALL YA
Date: 30 Dec 1999

Comment

Sick mothers, find a life and make sense. Don't bullshit with the springer thing. Get real


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 29 Dec 1999

Comment

Honey,

I missed you. How was X-mas? Honey sorry I have to address these blokes and the ladies too.

Bro Pinto you are at it again. I thought we were not on speaking terms. All the same you are still my bro and thats all you ever gonna be.

Patricia thanks for wishing Len and I happiness. I love the guy - he's such a pet. Dont know what I would do without him.

4 Pac thats the spirit - couldnt agree with you morer.

Cindy its still taboo to make advances to a man. Its indecent.

Cannibal Smith please leave my Len dude alone.

Dear Observer, Len is in no mood to shusha, so stop trying to lure him into shushaling with you.

Lastly my sweet honey Lenny. I love you soooo much. Sometimes words cant say things right. I am thinking of you.

Musi


Name: Null
Ref: Saluteee!!!!!!
Date: 29 Dec 1999

Comment

I can see this page is receiving a lot of attention. Nice this Jerry Springer shit is blowing ur little minds off, kids. I've seen all sorts of names here. Some like those u find in a jungle book. Keep ur little heads up kids. I am a Zam Niggar. Was on holiday. Sadly some very important names are missing. Wondering just wassup with them. Where is ma man P.L.? I mean P.L. fucking Astique? Patricia baby girl, keep outa here or u gonna faint with shit language. This is no place for u kid.


Name: Nasty-D
Ref: fuck y'all
Date: 23 Dec 1999

Comment

Two days before Christmas and all you bitch asses do is come to the Jerry Springer room?

It's time to go see your families and spend some time home, you lonely pieces of shits. I bet some of you will even come here on Christmas day. Get some lives, scrubs! Get some lives.

Bye, me am out for ma holidays. Gat shit to do.


Name: Pinto
Ref: Lennytricia
Date: 23 Dec 1999

Comment

Patricia/Lenny,

I was quietly watching this coz I'm taking a break from fighting, as i think more about the new year and the new millenium. Then suddenly i see my name, being accused of being manoa mano, cindy, mumba, etc. What have i done to you, man? i even wished you the fuckin merry christmas and that's all you can do? disrespect me?

I'm shocked.

Musi, i have to mention your name just this once, baby: Merry Christmas...let's do it again!

Same here!


Name: Patricia in Portugal.
Ref: I like Lenny too but taken!
Date: 23 Dec 1999

Comment

'Zilla, is Cindy, is Pinto, is Mumba, is Mano A Mano, but mwaiche walichula ayi!! Elyo likamwaiche saaana. ubututu!

I wish Lenny and Musi the happiness for life.


Name: observer
Ref: len
Date: 23 Dec 1999

Comment

i was about to say the same thing as zilla on view info.


Name: 'Zilla
Ref: Lenny4pac
Date: 23 Dec 1999

Comment

Lenny is getting pissed up! i like that. insulting all of us, except musi and... well, Lenny!

anyway, listen lenny. that 'view info' thing just shows u when the last submission was. it never tells you the gap between submissions.

Mumba. wassup my man. we've finished this lenny chap!

(Lenny, we're still waiting for 4pac to exculpate himself. Send him, mathafucker! LOL)


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Lunk Head Mumbwe
Date: 23 Dec 1999

Comment

I don't wanna shoot a dead horse. Slobs like you deserve something like that anyway. Did you get a scrud, jughead. Discombobulate, you are a maggot! I 'll never fade away, I am Zambian, we kolwe we! I am here to stay!! Save for Musi and 4Pac, you all scattered in all directions kwati ni mbeba being dug by a month old hungry Ngoni.

4Pac is another guy worth my salt. Musi is gonna be my wife soon and is equally tough and smart, so beat it!! Learn to be tougher and romantic, life's too short, you losers.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: Tiny  lenny
Date: 23 Dec 1999

Comment

Hey guys--- lets be real for a quick New-york second. It does not take a fuckin scientist to figure out this fool is using a couple Nom-De- Plums. Ignore this Bitch and he'll fade away just like his other wanna-be's on this now defunct site. Peace-out. MUMBA


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Obstacle  Ooops, Observer!
Date: 22 Dec 1999

Comment

You don't need software for that. Use your right mouse to click on the page and select "View Frame Info." The time for the last message is there. Are you that hollow? No wonder you think I am 4Pac.


Name: observer
Ref: lenny
Date: 22 Dec 1999

Comment

Lenny, the guy has just caught you pants down, you know. I also thought 4pac is another person. And how come he hasn't come to confirm that he is not you? Or do you plan to send him this time?

U know what else gave you away?4pac described you as "cool" on his second contribution.ha.

And now you use the same word "cool" to describe 4pac.

Well done, Hannibal! catch some more people, bro. By the way, when is your coming back to TV?

(Lenny, can your computer tell cindy came only less than a second after Pinto? what software do u have, man?)


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Hannibal
Date: 21 Dec 1999

Comment

Will you leave me alone, I am not "4Pac". The guy is cool. He's able to distinguish junk from real stuff, now thats what I call "smart". And by the way, I am already in love with Musi, too bad I can't do anything about it.

One more thing, ask Cindy why it takes her only less than a sec. to respond to Pinto's posts, (that's assuming she's real), isn't that where you should be getting focused? Apparently one can conclude, she's in "LOVE" with someone.


Name: Hannibal Smith
Ref: Pinto
Date: 21 Dec 1999

Comment

Pinto and everyone else,

i can't believe you've fallen for the Lenny Henry trick. He's posing as 4 pac the roach! His last submission gives him away, where he disses everyone, except, suspiciously, lenny and musi! hahahaha.

Next time you need some decoding call me : the A-Team boss


Name: Cindy
Ref: Pinto
Date: 21 Dec 1999

Comment

Merry x-mas Pinto. Looking for a babe by any chance?


Name: Pinto
Ref: roach
Date: 21 Dec 1999

Comment

At least i named you roach, 4pac!

Merry XMas, everyone!


Name: 4Pac 'the 'roach'
Ref:
Date: 21 Dec 1999

Comment

Havin' gone trough the messages beneath (I did not have enough time to do las' time) I have come to a conclusion that you are all fucking cowards with cobwebs on your brains. Excluding Lenny and Musi that is. You have tried to bring them down but you have failed. I could have done that quite easily but I have a soft heart for them. Chief Monze is a twit who probably thinks he is a rapper on Death Row Records. Ghandi is a lost soul who does not seem to know which way is up. Goszilla is a cartoon character. Pinto: Try harder. In short this house is full of 'Yos' We need some real OGs to keep it hot.


Name: budweiser (UK)
Ref: afrikanadiva
Date: 19 Dec 1999

Comment

What's wrong with that?I can't blame them, there just taking back what belongs to them.Where do u think Cecil Rhodes was taking the money to?Where do u think they Royal family got its wealth?Don't tell me its through hard work.Where do u think Barclays , Natwest, Royal bank of scotland came from?They milked us dry and legged it. I bet there people out there who still think David livingstone was a missionary.I bet there still people who still sing "god save Queen". Its high time u wised up and stopped grining and flashing your tusks uncontrollably when u see a white man in cairo road. I think i've said 'nuff i'm going to have a drink.


Name: Lintomaniac
Ref: Afrikandiva
Date: 18 Dec 1999

Comment

Hey sis' Yes! to a certain extent, but not to generalise since a selected few are getting paid. Be it peanuts or jackpots & getting high on carlsberg, bavaria....


Name: Afrikandiva
Ref: Zam-Uk vibes...
Date: 17 Dec 1999

Comment

Is it true that Zambians living in the Uk ar doing nothing but getting high of cheap wine, dressing in shiny sleazy gear and living off the butt end of welfare. And that on the other hand Zambians in North America are career focused individuals, living life as it should be, basically gettin' paid????????????????????? This is an observation correct me if I'm wrong.


Name: Musi
Ref: My Len
Date: 16 Dec 1999

Comment

Len hi,

You do have the nicest white teeth and the sweetest tongue in the world and ow.... thats too much lipstick on your lips - let me wipe some of it. The sun is shining here and I send you a sunny smile from Zee. Got you on my mind.

M.


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Honeybunch!
Date: 16 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi sweets, Howdy!

Where are you? That was truely fantabulous! Your 20/20 hindsight is great when it comes to wet blankets. They try to throw themselves at every fire they see but we are unflappable. Honey, I am all kissyface this morning. Lets have them lips stick! Give me a lipstick. And sweets, remember there's just you and me here.

SWAK just for you.

Love from Len!


Name: 4Pac 'the 'roach'
Ref: Goszilla 
Date: 16 Dec 1999

Comment

Goszilla,

Somehow you confuse me with your old fashioned tantrum. ' ... only a childish person can reply to you ...' So you are childish too. Anyway you'll grow up soon and you're just following in your mama's ways. By the way, not all people fuck themselves. At least I don't and I'm pretty sure neither can Pinto or Lenny. Maybe you meant you fucking us? Let me see you do it on the internet. So next time you write something, use your prick head wisely or you'll get spanked when mum gets to read about it. Anyway you interest me because I've never been in touch with a primate before. Tell me about your next movie ... is you mama in it too. You ain't nothing but a scrub. Keep away from this 'roach'.


Name: Goszilla
Ref: 4pac
Date: 16 Dec 1999

Comment

You said Lenny didn't reply to you because he's not so childish? Which means you accept that you are a fool and only a childish person can reply to you. Fuck you, fuck Lenny and fuck Pinto. You are all fools.


Name: thirdworld_niggaz
Ref: Mus
Date: 16 Dec 1999

Comment

Not fooling around sista, waz just offerin advice ok..take or leave-your life-your choice.


Name: Mus.
Ref: 3rd World N
Date: 15 Dec 1999

Comment

Hey stop reading other people's mail. We've already linked up.

You dont know kanshi?

Len's M.


Name: 4Pac 'the 'roach'
Ref:
Date: 15 Dec 1999

Comment

Pinto,

Besides him being intelligent, 2Pac is DEAD. He was also handsome, childish and stupid. But he could rap!! In short he was diamonds in a heap of shit. Maybe he's your role model and you also a small diamond in a big heap of shit. By the way, change your name, it sucks. Thanks for the nickname though, I've been itching for one. I'll be back just to make sure you don't write about me again.

Hey, Lenny, What's up man. I give you thumbs up for not being so childish as to reply to my posting. You are what I thought you are. Cool.


Name: thirdworld_niggaz
Ref: Lenny
Date: 15 Dec 1999

Comment

Get the lady a ticket and link up. Do what a man's gotta do.


Name: Lenny H.
Ref: Musi Sweets, Hey, Hey!!!
Date: 15 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi Honey,

Sweetie, looong time. Missed you like hell. I am thrilled to pieces now. See, I just woke up. Girl, I think the world of you. My heart skipped a beat when I read yours. Musi, I only have eyes for you and I hope you are fine.

This message is Sealed With A Kiss (SWAK) just for you.

Endless love,

L.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 15 Dec 1999

Comment

Lenny my sweet,

Honey, I missed you like crazy. I don't know what to do about you. I never loved anybody this much in my life. Honey I was so sad - its enough that you are away from me - now even losing contact with you. It showed on me, I was so melancholy. I had to own up and tell everyone that it was you who was eating me up inside.

I had to rush to see grams and gramps and you know there are no 'puters' in the rural pockets of the land. Honey I borrowed that from you. (You know what).

Some arse hole going by the tag Raz something was caught bonking a pig- he said the pig was attractive, so he couldn't help himself. The pig now has three pig-Rraz-lets. This is just a warning to Raz or whatever his name is. If he continues harrassing us over our love bliss - he's gonna wish he weren't born.

Honey, say something sweet.

Glossy M.


Name: Pinto
Ref: 4pac
Date: 15 Dec 1999

Comment

4pac, i don't care bout being taken seriously in the other rooms. My ideas will speak for themselves. I mean, if 2 plus 2 is four, it is true even if you don't take the person who is telling you that seriously. I wish you could be as intelligent as 2pac, Mr 4 pac. I know you'll read this, roach.


Name: Ine
Ref: Bonse
Date: 15 Dec 1999

Comment

Fuck You all in here!!!


Name: Ghandi
Ref:
Date: 14 Dec 1999

Comment

You fuckin wannabes eh..fuck you for real all guns on you muthabitches. Fuck you westycyde, me and my Pakistani pakiz will blow you eh-for real..


Name: 4Pac
Ref:
Date: 14 Dec 1999

Comment

Sorry. I wasn't supposed to be here but would all of you stay quite a while and listen ... If your name has appeared in the Jerry Springer, you won't be taken serious in the other rooms. Lenny Henry and Pinto. Stay here. I can't believe you can come in here without a disguise. How sad. And to the rest of you other mother rappers and Papa seducers, up yours and wide yours. Oh, I seem to have got the fever. I'm outta here. Don't try to reply to this posting because I won't come back again.


Name: O-Dogg
Ref: All Eyes On Me
Date: 14 Dec 1999

Comment

You know who the realest so all you Zed niggaz keep it real. We keep real across all 50 states.


Name: Cindy
Ref: pinto
Date: 13 Dec 1999

Comment

PRETTY WOMAN, julia roberts.


Name: Godzilla
Ref: Room
Date: 13 Dec 1999

Comment

My favourite movie of the century was HEAT by Al Pacino and Deniro.


Name: Pinto
Ref: EVERYONE IN ROOM
Date: 13 Dec 1999

Comment

My favourite movie of the Century was THE USUAL SUSPECTS.

What was your favourite movie everyone else? (Let's do something constructive for once, just this once!)


Name: Budweiser
Ref: studio
Date: 13 Dec 1999

Comment

What the fuck has happened, its dead quiet in here .Or is it the silence before the storm,or has motor mouth lenny lost his voice.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Pinto
Date: 13 Dec 1999

Comment

I wouldn't ask you if I knew you didn't see them. I am very aware about that fact! Apparently I happen to be a great fun of Maximo and Sauzande and I have tapes of their plays which I see every now and then. I really wanna get more stuff from them. I think you do have a misconception of me but thats okay!


Name: Pinto
Ref: Lenny
Date: 13 Dec 1999

Comment

Lenny, you were in Zambia very long ago, i can see. Well, my brother, things have changed a lot here. We watch movies before they are out in some cities in the states. Trust me. I've watched the whole list you put up, except one or two (can't remember which). They show these movies on big screen in Lusaka cinemas.

You sound so proud of your host country, man, and there you go dissing Sauzande and them Zambian guys who are trying to make life a bit funnier for us in the Zed. You shouldn't mock them or make them look like they're just shit coz they're contributing more to Zed's development than ...you know who.

I happen to be in a good mood today, so i wont say all that's passing through my mind. This will suffice: fuck off.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Pinto and Movies!
Date: 11 Dec 1999

Comment

Pinto,

I am back and bored only because Musi is not here but hey talking of movies!

Have you seen the following and fill in the blanks? Add to the list!

Life - Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence The Matrix - K. Reeves Foolish - Eddy Griffin October Sky - A NASA true story Notting Hill - Julia Roberts (As in Pretty Woman) and (fill the blanks) Life is Beautiful - Roberto Begnin (Italian Movie, pretty cool) Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks and group The Bride - Now playing in any theater no matter how remote in the USA Soul Food - Vanessa Williams and clique! Why Stella got her groove back! - W. Goldberg and Angela Basil plus-------- Shake Spear in Love Titanic - Holy Moley, everyone has seen that! Never been kissed - Drew Barrymore Patch Adams - Robin Williams Jumanji - Robin Williams and (fill in) You've gat mail - Tom Hanks and (fill in) Mrs Doubtfire - (very old but a must see) Robin Williams The Professional - (very old but a must see) French Kiss - (very old but a must see)

Add to the list and guess which one's are more likely to be on pay per view now in the US! Has Maximo made anything yet? What about Sauzande?


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Pinto
Date: 11 Dec 1999

Comment

Man I don't wanna lock horns with you. Who told you movies are real? If that was the case Steven Stilberg should have been rotting in jail by now. Hey, have you ever ridden a movie or you just watch them? Go to Disney world, then you will go prove, your illusions suck man. Go to Universal studios and ride Twister, Back to the future, and all that crap, conclude it with Steve's ET sponsored by AT & T, looks a bit more real, then calculate how much you will have paid at the gate and realness!! Thanks for leaving Musi alone, I knew you were trying some grasps at straws. I am glad too that Musi knocked the props out from under you, but please don't put the shoe on the other foot, you can be better than that!


Name: Pinto
Ref: Lenny, Musi
Date: 11 Dec 1999

Comment

Lenny,is it true first ladies dont fall for their body guards? You've watched too few movies, i can see.

OK, let's settle this once and for all. You can go, my dear Musi. I'll never ever bother with you again. I'll never even mention your name. Go to that playa hater, see you in heaven.

am out.


Name: LH
Ref: HIVRazor Blade
Date: 10 Dec 1999

Comment

Flotsam and jetsam! Bug out! Go to school!

LH.


Name: LH
Ref: HIVRazor Blade
Date: 10 Dec 1999

Comment

Floatsam and jetsam! Bug out! Go to school!

LH.


Name: Razor z aka ****** ********
Ref: Lenny & Musi
Date: 10 Dec 1999

Comment

Why don't u and cyber bitch just get on your fuckin' bikes.The world would be a better place without u two.Yo lenny,y don't u put your public library membership fee to good use or is it some of the benefits library cleaners are entitled to.To the bitch, if u 're half as good as your calm to be, u wouldn't be sitting on your ugly ass takin' all the stick form everyone.U would be with a real brother gettin' your p***y plugged.Yo brother,it wouldn't wise to loose your fuckin' job over some ulgy cyber cow.Its not that i'm bothered or anything infact i wouldn't give a monkeys if you jumped in fuckin' furnace and got toasted.I'm out of here,see u in a later.


Name: Musi's Sweetheart
Ref: Musi Sweetheart,
Date: 10 Dec 1999

Comment

It's me Len. Been on the other side too. Lots of love from me and hey honey, thanks for everything. The noise is over for good!! Not only are we lovers but we also have 10 inches thick skins! I love you!


Name: Musi.
Ref: Pinto
Date: 10 Dec 1999

Comment

Pinto how are you? Ė long time hey! Now, you had better behave - please you are like family Ė thatís why I canít brush you aside. But just know I aint gonna stand for any more of those flirtatious comments. Lenny is not amused either. Pinto please extinguish your erotic thoughts about me. I wander what you are cooking up in that head of yours. I can almost see your mind working. Hope you are not up to some more mischief. Please transfer those naughty thoughts to that girl Ė you know who. I donít want you catching the clerambaultís syndrome. Hope you know what this means. If not I will only be too glad to explain.

Pinto I know you are being terribly sweet and frightfully funny at the same time but you musnít mix yourself up in my love affairs Ö its indecent. You have a thing about women donít you? I care a lot about you Ė its an issue of loyalty and kindness.

Musi.


Name: Musi
Ref: Sweet Len
Date: 10 Dec 1999

Comment

Len hi,

I have been nice and healthy. How about you? You are so absolutely sweet, you make me cry. Somebody wants to know what love is. I guess it is when you want your lover's happiness more than your own. That's what I want for you honey. Only love is important and precious. Everything else is just noise in the wind. The sure's been a lot of noise in the wind. Do enjoy the weekend and take care because I care. Honey I am also laughing with you. Love you too. Sending you lots of flying kisses.

Ciao,

M.


Name: Bad V
Ref: 12 inch nigga dick hard like wood
Date: 10 Dec 1999

Comment

Any fine baby down for a 12 incher? Its actually 11 and a half but you know..we can get down


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Musi babe!
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi my sweetheart!

Sweets! I am rolling on the floor laughing my "B" off!! We sure nipped the crap in the bud! They gat barks worse than their bites! I knew it was a case of the tail wagging the dog. At long last, we are free. Forever and in the name of true love, we will always triumph. I LOVE U!! And Oooh I am still rolling on the floor!


Name: Banda
Ref: Imwe...
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

That Mus is my bloody WIFE. Lenny iwe uzafa ukagwile gelo wanga. Any of you other youngsters saying some funny things about the mother of my kids aza ona. Get prepared.


Name: Mumba
Ref: Lenny
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

Hey Love-bird? Love is Love--- and who am I to judge?. Maybe you two guys really love each other. What I'm trying to tell your Ignorant Ass Is this is not the forum. Your contribution on pre-calculus 1 was greatly appreciated. You are the man right? If you are, tell your scrubb not to address me directly lest I hurt her feelings. Musi my love, give this guy a little punani so he gets a clear head. We all know you are not a virgin cause that panacha has already been tapped. Just give It up. Pinto----- where are you man. Go and claim some of that stuff. I have to go and polish up on my calculus now, so be gone fools. Mr MUMBA


Name: Spectators
Ref: 3rd World Niggazzi
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

Love is a test. Cant you see, through thick and thin Mus and Len stick together. Must be the stickability Mus is always going on about with this Len of hers.

We wish one of us were in Lenny's shoes. She sure's a rare gem that Mus.


Name: Musi
Ref: Sweet Len
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

Lenny hi, how are you doing? I am fine. Honey I thought you should know thisÖ..

Mumba has a long list of deficiencies. Heís got a pea sized brain which happens to be scrambled too. The manís a dead end Ė a loser. I find him exasparatingly amateur. I almost thought he was acting obtuse on purpose then I was reminded of the issue of a brain the size of a pea and understood. You trimmed him to size a bit honey. He licked his dry lips and he was seen pissing off with the tail in the right place.

Mumbwe was upset by our love bliss because he had a rough upbringing Ė I doubt whether he is capable of loving. Was a street kid you know. Never been loved in his life. Poor thing! Must have been dreadful for him Ė heís got a stone for a heart.

As for us we are entwined for life sweetie. We are two of a kind. I donít think thereís anything in the way of Mumbwe or the likes of him that could make me love you any less. Honey, I second everything you say. And we do triumph in adversity donít we!


Name: Thirdworld_niggaz
Ref:
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

What is love?


Name: Len
Ref: To Musi, my soul mate!
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi Sweetheart!

You are my soul mate, believe it or not. What you told me you feel about me is exactly what I feel about you. Sweetheart, tell me more!!! I am mad crazy about you. All I can envison is you, you are witty, cool, and hey I knew you were playing the socratic game, why do you think I picked on you, it's your all in all self, smart sweetness! Your all the dream come true, SOUL MATE at long last. And hey if the sun shines out of me, then you are the reason why! What we have makes the world like habitable worthy, I almost gave up on it! I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

Lots of love from Len!!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: MUMBWE
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

Hey Mumbler,

Holy Cow! You sure took heed of sweet Musi's advice and you have brushed your mouth a lil but you are still a goon, take it from me and I mean it! So you judged a book by its cover hhhm? How many triangulations did you do today? I bet you were short of saying, STRANGULATIONS, Ha!! How can you do simplex on one point. A triangle has three points connected by three lines! In simplex optimization, you must start with 3 inter-dependent parameters and connect them to make a triangle, then you begin to iterate until you get the most probable and appropriate conditions to use in whatever. It's NOT used to predict whether Lenny is in Zambia or the US! Yaba! That was eyewash!

Now having proved that you are ignorant and have rocks in your head, get your grungy mouth off me and Musi, you look grubby! It's over, talk to your friends now!!! Leave us alone, we are not having sex anywhere, I tell you what you suck full-time! LOVE ALWAYS WINS OVER EVIL!!! ITS POWERFUL!


Name: mumba
Ref: lenny
Date: 09 Dec 1999

Comment

Lenny- Buddy, It's ok If you and your bitch are so terribly in love. I feel your pain man. Cocksuckers like you and your bitch deserve each other. What I

was trying to put through your feable mind is...... WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE FOOOOOL. Take your scrubb and get a Motel room somewhere. Get your rocks off or something. You might feel better with your fucking wanna-be self. Pinto------- Get some of that Musi ASS so we don't have to hear these Idiots ever again. Lenny,----- If you have already tapped that ass, more power to you. But If you have not. This is not the right forum my boy. Now you take your little prissy-ass and go jack-off like you do every night. I did not want to Insult you today but you seem to draw it out of me You have a good night you dickless-spine-less-cocksucking-pussy eating son of a bitch. Be gone Mr MUMBA to you Bitch.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Musi Sweetheart!
Date: 08 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi honey, I am definately convinced that this is a life time venture! I am a bit busy right now, will drop you a line in the usual. Left a line there yesterday too. Most important, I promised a loser here that I will kiss you right in front of him, so I just want to do it so that he can break his 'puter!

*KIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hhhhhhhmmmmmm* I love you sweets! ITS FOR LIFE!


Name: Musi
Ref: Len my one and only
Date: 08 Dec 1999

Comment

Len honey,

Heh, I find you irresistible. You are so sweet. You take the wind out of my sails. Somebody think I am crazy? I am as sound as a bell Ė just in love thatís all I am a terrible romantic. All the loveís for you Len alone. Know what! my heart keeps hummering and hot blood drumming in my ears each time I think of you. I always canít wait to hear from you Ė what you going to say. As far as I am concerned thereís no one else on the Net or anywhere elseĖ JUST YOU. ALL THESE OTHER GUYS STINK, save for Pinto. Of course, all he will ever be is our friend. I know itís a little difficult for him to accept that he is my bro. With time he will cope.

Tell me, are you always this confusing? I mean, I am so confused donít know what to do. I wish I could unravel the mystery behind you. I canít get you out of my mind. Everybodyís telling me I am in love. So its showing! Its so exhilarating to be in love with you.

This untidy Jah, with a small jay is a killjoy and a very stupid one. Mumba is wasting his foul breath. Best he gets himself a toothbrush and some toothpaste. He canít be that poor! Honey, he is attracting the flies Ė steer clear of him.

Lenny love, we always present a united front and that should send the message loud and clear that we love each other very much - what are we gonna do to convince these lot that whatever crap they say is landing on deaf ears. I dote on you honey Ė I think the sun shines out of YOU.

Astalavista,

Mus.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: MUMBWE
Date: 08 Dec 1999

Comment

Mumble,

People who talk about themselves are very narrowheaded. Dealing with numbers, hhm? Sexless, you are talking about simplex optimization, ati Triangulation!! How dumb bane. I am in a wrong room, ha! That's just grade 12 material. Have you ever done the fibonach search optimization technique? How many parameters were interacting for you to imploy simplex? Just the date on the server which everyone knows was adjusted and gives Zambian time which is 8 hours ahead now, wilatusebanya, we are very smart people from Zambia, waumfwa ayi. I can teach you better ways to optimize parameters we kolwe! Plus critic whom, your fellow dumb asses? Don't even take me there again because what you know is just a fraction of what I know and infact you are an undergraduate probably here in the US, but I am a worker and I pay tax a lot of it. Vamoose with your triangulation on server time.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: MUMBWE,
Date: 08 Dec 1999

Comment

Mumble or Mumba whatever,

Its 8:27 p.m US central time right now and the date is still Dec. 7, 1999 fool. The timing on this server was adjusted and check, it gives Zambian-British time punk-ass. You should have known that but because you are so dumb, you didn't. Scroll downwards and see when it was changed, maggot! You are becoming tacky and to tell you the truth you are eating your heart out fathead. You can't stomach the fact that I am a tomcat and lovable! I have my own 'puter at home and I don't talk libraries anymore except you sexless! No wonder you opted for a sex change, bungwe all life! You should have learnt some romantic ways. I request you to take your silly fadoodle and shove it right straight up your candy arse. Oooh and I forgot, you still have two inlets into your system. Your mouth and arse, use them to your advantage. You gutless gweebo, take a hike!

As soon as Musi shows up, I will kiss her in your face, fool! I can take you whole nine yards if you like but I promise i won't respond to your smelly breath posts any more!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: TINY LENNY
Date: 08 Dec 1999

Comment

Hey Scrubb. I deal with numbers everyday and there is this little thing called Triangulation. That is when you pick a random point and narrow the margins untill you totally isolate that point. I've always been amazed at your wanna-be self. If I submit a contribution an hour before you reply to it and the date is the following day. It rules out the fact that your Monkey- ass is in the states. Stay with your dyke and you won't hear from me unless your Bitch wants to hook up with the other bitch "SPICE". I'ts a wonder your fuckin balls smell like your ass. A word of advice, next time you kiss Musi, just remember you might be tasting Pinto's Dick. I didn't realise libraries stay open this late. Be gone full. I have to critic the awards right now You Ignorant Bastard.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: MUMBWE, MUMBA OR SOMETHING!
Date: 08 Dec 1999

Comment

Hey prick-head, are you back from the hogs ass, went to look for some ham sandwich hhhm? So you can't thrive in a house of romance? Who said SPRINGER is only about the "f" word? You sound as though you just had a sex change operation and for you, instead of cutting and inserting something, it was stuffed with some shit and sealed with 25 stitches, quick recovery, sexless! You aren't gay, lesbian or anything, you are just a sexless statue! You have nothing more to do with real romance! However, here's some free advice for your own benefit. Use your mouth. This will preserve what's left of your sexlessness. I am sure you will have a lot of male customers lining up to take turns shoving their pipes onto the middle of your face so they can give their pricks a party!!! Also you can have a lot of fun giving your face a cum wash every now and then. What a career ahead of you! This is the first and last time I am talking to you, now beat it!!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: LENNY,MUSI,PINTO
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

What's up with you three fuck-heads. Is this the Springer page or Oprah? Simple solution. Get each others E-mail adds and leave the the rest of us out of this shit. Lenny I thought you had some balls, I see now you are just a pussy like Musi. Pinto get a life or pick a fight with someone worth your salt. Don't take up this page with this Bull-Shit. It's Siesta time now, so be gone you worthless scrubbs.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Musi Sweetheart!
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi Sweets,

Pinto is abusing the benevolence you extended to him. He thinks you don't know how to pick what's good and what's not for yourself and in his illusions, he thinks I don't either, isn't it ironic! We know what we are doing and no one wants to stomach it. Its amazing!! Lets just do what we wanna do and as far as we are concerned they are all non-existent!

Anyway, lets talk about us only now! Left something in this line on the other side for ya honey. I love you too and its for LIFE!!! (((KISSES AND HUGZ)))


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Pinto
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Pinto,

Do not habour those illusions. Musi is a love of my life and she's been overly kind with you but she never fell for you. To be precise, the China Orange Doll (to borrow from my sweet Musi) used to be your girlfriend. Like you, I can't decypher why she slipped from your fingers. Probably you were supposed to meet her at Manda Hill but were too lost in the love for vending that she hardly saw anyone worth talking to, so she quit on you!! As far as she's concerned, there was no one to meet her when infact you were there. Do not push me to the fringes.

I'll spare you because your are Musi's friend and are supposed to watch her back but hey, I love her and you should take it the way it is. All first ladies have body guards but they'll never fall in love with them and what more, I trust my Musi and if you want try her, she'll put you in your place, that she promised you.


Name: Pinto
Ref: Musi
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi, i never give up. I will get you.

Lenny is a playa, i'm a hater. You are mine, weather you like it or not...you just don't realise it yet.

(Let me even visit your hiding place now)


Name: Jah
Ref: Mus&Len
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Mus is a gold digger and Len is a pimp, the two gel together like the colours in the rainbow.


Name: Musi
Ref: Len.
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Honey, the guy is not only a bad vegetable, his a bad virus. Hiv to be exact.

The man's confused. He cant stomach the fact that people can be head over heels. He thinks only happens in the movies.

Once more I love you Len. Talk to you on the other side soon.

Love you lots.

Musi.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Musi Sweetheart,
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi darling,

Here's some more love from me, I left something in the usual place for you honey. Love you!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Bad V
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Bad Vegetable,

Musi never mentioned your name anywhere. You sure have an unkempt head, how ironic! Now quit using the language I invented and have show some respect! Who are you boy? Some rotten cabbage or something?


Name: Bad V
Ref: Mus
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Mus, no one gives a fuck about about your cyber relation with your imaginary friend. No one's jealous of a ho that can't suck a nigga dick properly.

Ghandi, fuck you muthufucka, what you think this is fool, Pakistani??? Fuck off!!!!


Name: anon
Ref:
Date: 07 Dec 1999

Comment

Dear president. Concentrate on your own doings rather than shifting our focus to that of others. Think about Diamonds, Military Aircrafts and other sources of your new riches. Think about a dictatorship under the the flags of a multi-party democracy. And think about the rotting stench of dispair you have led us to. Then, as we all await, gouge your eyes out in shame like Oedipus and leave.


Name: Musi
Ref: Len, ma one and only
Date: 06 Dec 1999

Comment

For Lenís eyes only please

Len honey,

I have missed you. Its pure joy to be in love with a man such as you. You make men like Enemy of something look like non-starters. They sure are when you are around. I WOULD NEVER LOOK AT THEM ANYTIME, ANYWHERE - EVEN IF THERE WERE JUST THE TWO OF US LEFT WITH THEM IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

And donít mind the Chief nonsense. He is some very tall gawky looking bloke with one eye half closed. The best way to deal with such hogwash is to ignore it . Let him keep ranting and his rantings will echo back to him. Should be taking care of his starved subjects instead. He probably has scores of malnourished children to his name - they need his attention most. Know what! Chief and his subjects feed on grass. They get the grass seeds and grind them to powder and make their porridge. Sometimes they collect wild fruit Ė some have died in the tasting process. Can you imagine! Now the chief gets hot pants about us? We donít have time for him anyway. Chiefs belong to de bush.

Now about us, you do stir my heart strings. Lets face it Ė you are the best I have ever had, I never felt nothing for any man before. Makes me feel I should have you all to myself. I Love you and you alone. Let all the jealous people get it to their unkempt heads that I am mad about you.

I just winked, please wink back.

Ever loving Mus.


Name: Ghandi
Ref: all you son of bastard
Date: 06 Dec 1999

Comment

Son of bastard, you are bitch. You wanna take to me? I cremate bitch suckas..I blow you and you're mama's the bom.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Just Musi!
Date: 04 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi babe,

I send my love to you on a lap top from New Orleans! I sneaked, I just had to so I could get to you. Me and friends are having a good time and the only one who deserves being with me right now is YOU! Yes You Musi, you have the word "FINE" all over you, girl I love you for real and its for LIFE!!! I told them about you, I said "you guys, ever seen chemistry get into your bone marrow and get your legs crippled and the thought of the sweetness like you send you into sleepless nites! Ha, this Musi is the most wonderful thing ever to happen to me before the end of the centuary! YES!! We ganna get into the new millenium both of us with a millenium gift never to forget! MUSI, I LOVE U LIKE CRAZY. I'll keep half of everything I eat, do, say, live, yes EVERYTHING, for you sweets because I know we will share in life and death, God, I am in love with you!!!


Name: Chief Monze
Ref: Outrageus Outkasts
Date: 03 Dec 1999

Comment

Fuck all of you bitches, and to the grade one mutha fucka who left me five messsages wondering if I was having or aving ( apparently the bitch ass nigga cant spell ), or the nigga was terribly trying to get at me he was trembling or better still the keys fell off his muthafuckin keyboard, whatever the reason Bad V eat shit. Lenny Henry I have no respect for you or your double jointed whore 'mus' or 'mis' or 'BITCH' if you ask me, the both of you will never experince the taste of monze steak for as long as Im chief. So the best thing you can do is eat SHIT. And dont try to be a smart ass about playa hatin and the bitches you got around you, get a social security number and a J.O.B. Like Missy and Nas said in their latest video, Im a Hot Boy with my platinum Visa and American Express card I will charge your ass , You Bitch ass Nigga. As for your little Chicken head, pigeon or hoochie mama, I know you dont know what the fuck Im talking about so how about you go down to Charter Communications Global or At&t worldwide and get some... BIATCHHHHHHHH


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Musi Flower!
Date: 03 Dec 1999

Comment

Musi babe! You got my heart pumping at your thought. I have something in the usual place for ya! Let them keep guessing and fighting and hallucinating that there's no Musi. I don't care! Anyway, I love you too babe and its for LIFE!!!!


Name: Bad V
Ref:
Date: 03 Dec 1999

Comment

Mus you're crazy!


Name: Musizana
Ref: Somebody or Anybody also Pinto
Date: 03 Dec 1999

Comment

Would Anybody be kind as to tell phoney Phoebe that I am not interested in addressing her . Sheís like a mother in law pulizzzz!!!! Ė something one puts up with. I canít stand her. Sheís too old fashioned. During her time there was no romance just some get it over with act. She found us hugging and kissing with Len somewhere. That why sheís chanting shame! Next ati I should get some tips from her! Sheís gotta be joking. Nakana Ė sheís probably a nachimbusa and a dull one at that. I donít need her so called tips Ė can take care of my own romantic love life.

Piiiinnnnttttooo! Can you hear me? I am hoarse from calling your name. Where are you please include Chi Nakulu Phoebe on your list of people to be sorted out. Just get rid of her okay. Tell her I am not around. She is the one in a chitenge with big boobs and Ďbataclesí ayaya iciyeyeye like in Pontiano Kaicheís song. The kuku is fa corner fa Ė I hope she canít see me from here Ė even if she does I donít care. The other one is of course chi Mase. The one with the big head. Listen just tell Chinakulu Phoebe that I am very busy or something. Make sure she doesnít read this. I know you will do that for me. Thatís what friends are for.

Has anyone seen my Len? Tell him I am crazy about him. Funny how people out of jealousy refuse to believe I love the guy. They think heís making it all up. Ah well! just know Musi and Len are here to stay. Itís the new love of the millenium Ė stickability is the buzz word.


Name: Bad V
Ref: Phoebe
Date: 03 Dec 1999

Comment

Now that's a fine lady...Phoebe are you married? coz I got planz for you baby...I mean I got planz for us.


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Musi
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

You are the saddest person I have ever met! Haven't you gotta a life , girl? What has happened to your woman PRIDE! Girlfriend if you need some tips ....PLEASE do not hesitate to give me a tinkle! Oh shame...


Name: Bad V
Ref: wright
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......whoooooooooooooooooo...shhhhhhit.Man you madez me laugh. That's some funny shit. If it's true then this Lenny is some sad motherfucker! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....man you're crazy. But its all good, let the nigga get on with his shit. Play on playa!


Name: wright
Ref: musi
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

I bet there is no musi. It just poor lenny typing them contributions.He'ill do anything to attract attention.


Name: Musi
Ref: Lenny
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

Honey, its sizzling hot in here. Lets get out of here. Need some fresh air outside lest you pick up rough ways from from of them.

These guys can drive you up the wall. Lets concentrate on us. Tell them we are lovers not fighters.

That one over there looks like a street vendor. Dont wan mention no names.

Could somebody please leave my Len alone. I could shoot somebody.


Name: Musi.
Ref: Mr 'V'
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

Mr 'V'

I am sorry, I was actually addressing Chi Creature Called Mase something. It was a case of mistaken id. But you are funny also. Instead of all those obscenities you should have looked at what hit you, ask why and if thereís no proper explanation thatís when you hurl. I am disappointed. If youíve noticed I am against foul language. I am very dizent. There was never a dizenter uman bing. Thatís why I steal the limelight. I stick to my limits. Once more sorry for the mistake. I hope the Creature called Mase is gonna know it was him I meant ati ďChizisungeĒ. Pinto should sort out chi Mase and not Mr ĎVí. I apologise for my Lenís bit as well. The guyís got a special hold on my heart. He loves me and I love him right back. I never stop talking about him. Like him, I would support him anywhere. Please understand. Its love! When love hits you , ah! iwe!

This bit is for my Len,

Honey, have you seen your cc. I addressed Pinto. I have again replied onÖÖ.. you know where. We donít want people craning their necks with curiosity and jealousy. Remember, I love you with a love thatís heart stopping. I am so blissfully happy I canít help myself.

Mus.

cc. Len. my lovey dovey cc. Pinto cc. Chi Creature called Mase


Name: Budweiser
Ref: chief Monze
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

Yo chief,Are 'aving u a go at me?


Name: Budweiser
Ref: chief monze
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

Yo chief,Are u having a go at me?


Name: Budweiser
Ref: chief monze
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

Yo chief,Are having a go at me?


Name: Bad V
Ref: Monze
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

And to Monze fuck you motherfucker, what you think this is bitch? the bill cosby show? Get your weak ass rhymes off this bitch and go back to Monze and sharpen your teeth to resemble your cattle.


Name: Bad V
Ref: Hairy Lenny
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

fuck you, you're just a desparate mothufucker. Get your groove on nigga, I ain't no playa hater nigga..i got enough bitches around me and mus, well she's a finished asset like the Broken hill mines.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Chief Monze
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

And hey, respect accorded to me is sought for my queen Musi too!! You dropped the ball there but hey apologize to her before I get mad and rip your family tools!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Chief Monze
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

Chief,

Thanks for your courage and leaving me out of your profanity lecture. I'll always hold you in high esteem for your ability to distinguish between tonga ass kissers and real stuff like me!!!


Name: chief Monze
Ref: All you Niggaz and Bitches.
Date: 02 Dec 1999

Comment

You are fuckin pissin us niggaz off with your verbal assasinations. Im not pointing any fingures at Lenny and his wannabe Bad V record label, who cares about your new girl, as a matter of fact fuck you and your crippled ass bitch. The rest of you fuckers kiss my tonga ass, and choke on the shit, Your mamas aint shit, you aint shit and your kid wont amount to nuttin. Fuck this wannabe intelligent shit and do something constructive and go to college or join a fartenity I represent Nu Sigma Nu. Any of you black ass mutha fuckers who as much as dare to taint my nake Ill say it again kiss my tonga ass, cause tonite Im in your mamas bed while your pops sips on the shakers your grandma brews. Shout outs to all the Chengelo Niggas and Cbu ballers, I hate pimps and playa haters.


Name: Budweiser
Ref: wannabes
Date: 01 Dec 1999

Comment

I wanted to checkout what happens in this room. Let me tell that I'm disappointed to note that u guys have the time to respond to" wannabes" like lenny. Lenny mann,one thing u need for xmas gift is big needle to burst that head of yours. I give all brothers and sisters in zed a big up expect u lenny


Name: Leeny Henry
Ref: Mus Sweets!
Date: 01 Dec 1999

Comment

Mus,

How are ya! Miss U sweet rose of the earth! Check out the original hideout! There's a message for U honey and link up with me soon! I can't wait!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Bad V
Date: 01 Dec 1999

Comment

Bad V, leave Mus alone! I'll stomp a mud hole in your place where the moon has never shined. Hey, whats up yo! Is me and Mus the new millenium topic? Can't U leave us alone? You sound like someone up the creek looking for a paddle, beat it again! Here's a topic for ya guys "Why your dicks itch because Lenny and Mus are head over heels". You are the first contributor, start! Who's next?


Name: Bad V
Ref: Mus
Date: 01 Dec 1999

Comment

Musizana stop calling me, I 'm not interested ok.I've given you enough dope, money, pops and dick to suck on. That's the trouble with such babies today, you know...nver are they satisfied man..so scram. Get some fresh nigga dick from Len ok.

your x-lover Bad V


Name:
Ref:
Date: 01 Dec 1999

Comment


Name: Musizana
Ref: Pinto
Date: 30 Nov 1999

Comment

Pinto dear,

Hi, I sure can- take you on - try and stop me. You can be Mr know it all with a small Ďoí but you sure aint no match for my Len. Heís a man with broad shoulders. Heís got the brains too. Its esential you know. I also got the great wit I do have my uses on occasion. Might know something you donít. Keep that in mind. Pinto, you sound like we are pals. We no gonna fight ayi?

I wanted you to stop scheming Lenís downfall and that heís gonna come back. And by jove! Heís back. Itís a weakness of mine, never having able to take anything too seriously. Tell the Phoney woman that sheís like a mother in law - something one puts up with. Also tell her to watch her tongue and let me do the talking. I am just short of shouting at her. I am tired of obscenities. I just wanna concentrate on my Len. Ayi Len sweet liver. The liver is sweeter than the heart. So its its sweet liver for me and Len. Chi Creature going by the initial ĎVí chizisunge. Pinto please shove the creature for me Ė I aint got time to do that meself. I know you will put it in its place. Thereís a good buddy.

Pinto, if only I had met you before Len, we could be on honey moon by now. But the guyís indespensable- I COULDNíT LOVE ANOTHER. However, the Phoney Phoebe woman is available. Spice or China Orange doll is available too or so she has made me believe. Sheís been on the shelf for donkey years now. But do be careful Ė sheís very sensitive from the waist down Ė means you must be prepared to share. But of course its up to you to make the choice.

ciao

cc. Lenny my sweet liver. cc. Garlic Spice cc. Phoney Phoebe cc. ĎVí Creature


Name: Mosey
Ref: P.L Astique
Date: 30 Nov 1999

Comment

I ain't got nothing to fear. You go down with me. Be a man like I am which I doubt you are.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 30 Nov 1999

Comment


Name: Title wave
Ref: All
Date: 29 Nov 1999

Comment

Hey people whats up?

I decided to join into your boring dises. I thought that I mite liven things up. For people like Bad v, we cann't have Bad niggaz like you and your friend representing all the fine Brothers out there, but we'll tell you what. You can represents the "Long Time Since I saw my shriveled Dick anonymous group". All in all I'll be seeing you around.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: A variety of persons
Date: 28 Nov 1999

Comment

Greetings to you all. The King is back. Please forgive my extended absence. It was due to My fith Shrinks advice. But I told that lerned friend where to put it. It's nice to see that you are all well and still prolifiating the usual nonsense. But I have moore pressing business at hand. Behold, all you believers as your Master speeks to you. I have a few words for Mosey. YOU DIE IN fEBRUARY. ON THE SEVENTH DAY. Null. I like your style. Would you like a job? I think together we can make some cash. Then there is Ka-Cellula. You must be small, compact and versatile. You must be a 10 speed portable Industrial Dildo. Finally, I noticed that a cirtail peasent has returned to my Kindom. Yor name is not worth it's salt in my Kingdom. I suggest you leave. OR YOU WILL DIE ON THE EIGHTH DAY.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Enemy-Of-Yourself
Date: 26 Nov 1999

Comment

Hey Enemy-Of-Your Prick,

What's with you man, screwed a pouch somewhere hhhm? Have you been typing with one finger and messing up your keyboard lately with those "BIG FAT WOMEN" on ICQ lately? Watch out! You sound like some hemaphrodite who hate their prick because it never seems to get enough of themselves, ha!


Name: Enemy-of-the-Bad
Ref:
Date: 26 Nov 1999

Comment

Ma$e and Lenny,

Why are you pretending? I know both of you very well. Mus, please don't waste your youth waiting for them. They are both monks.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 25 Nov 1999

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Name:
Ref:
Date: 25 Nov 1999

Comment


Name:
Ref:
Date: 25 Nov 1999

Comment

Dear president : Concentrate on your own doings rather than shifting our focus to that of others. Think about Diamonds, Military Aircrafts and other sources of your new riches. Think about a dictatorship under the the flags of a multi-party democracy. And think about the rotting stench of dispair you have led us to. Then, as we all await, gouge your eyes out in shame like Oedipus and leave.


Name: Pinto
Ref: mase
Date: 24 Nov 1999

Comment

Ma$e, i saw you, too. Aren't you that thin piece of shit i saw who is suffering from icassa and buying african potatoes all over the show? Mase, please. Don't EVER. EVER...fuck with me.

Shit!


Name: Ma$e
Ref: y'all
Date: 24 Nov 1999

Comment

Mus is an ugly bitch. I saw her this weekend at Tontos, she was buying bread.

I also met Pinto. He's also an ugly motherfucker who only drinks kachasu in dirty bars. Lenny, you're a fool as well. Why are you talking to these people?


Name: Phoebe
Ref: LeNNy
Date: 24 Nov 1999

Comment

Thank Goodness you have not replied to dis me! I would be incedibly SCARED(sarcastic) . How is MUSI? still licking her wounds clean?


Name: Phoebe
Ref: LeNNy
Date: 24 Nov 1999

Comment

Thank Goodness you have not replied to dis me! I would be incedibly SCARED(sarcastic) . How is MUSI? still liking her wounds clean?


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref:
Date: 22 Nov 1999

Comment

IT'S LENNY NOT LEENY! Whatever!!!


Name: Lenny henry
Ref:
Date: 22 Nov 1999

Comment

IT'S LENNY NOT LEENY! Whatever!!!


Name: Leeny Henry
Ref: Pinto
Date: 22 Nov 1999

Comment

Pinto,

Liar! Can't play me! I've been there already, been in the game long time. Mus is fine, FYI, have our own line of communication. You're a freeloader, just say yes, and you lost!!!


Name: Pinto
Ref: Lenny
Date: 22 Nov 1999

Comment

Lenny, Mus is gone now, for your own info. ZAMNET is still down. Only people connected to zamtel and coppernet are accessing this site in zambia for some reason. The rest of the zamnet aites are still dead. Try reading the Times or the Post.

Either way, i win. Zamnet will never be fixed.


Name: 'puff'
Ref:
Date: 21 Nov 1999

Comment

Hey MUMBA .... check the spelling on pigions again I think you will find it is spelt pigeons ok....hahaha


Name: MUMBA
Ref: I'M BACK
Date: 20 Nov 1999

Comment

Hey, You guys miss me? I'm back in full force. Who are all these scrubbs and pigions we have on this site? Somebody give me a what-what and school me on this situation here because I smell a lot of PUNKS and DYKES. SPICE my love I am Back from your hell rotten hole . Give me a Holla. MUMBA\


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Competition
Date: 19 Nov 1999

Comment

Null and Pinto,

Pinto, I am not picking on you lest you begin to hallucinate I am making you popular, this is a different issue altogether. Why are you guys scared of competition? You ululated when Zamnet sunk in the pacific ocean. Why? I have absolutely no idea. Then you started breaking into other peoples houses. Now even when it comes to soccer, you guys play mathematical soccer, what's the heck is goin' on there? I mean this is the way you play soccer: If Cameroon beats Nigeria, that means Nigeria will be out and we wont face them, infact Cameroon will beat Nigeria and Egypt, that leaves Zambia in the semifinals with Chad, as if there's soccer in Chad. Face the shit, be brave, go there and get it if you want it. Don't pray for others to die first and then you go in to loot, thats bull crap and anti-Zambian. You are a shame to the nation.


Name: Bad V
Ref: L.Henry
Date: 19 Nov 1999

Comment

Just break her off, I know you want it. Oh and, how many girldfriends have you got in the US? Don't worry, you can break them all off. Bang them hard with your wood. I know the white ladies like a bit of nigga dick. Reprezent the nigga dick len, break them all off...yess


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Lenny
Date: 19 Nov 1999

Comment

HAAA, you are so CORNY ! Need help on some pick up lines!HEEE


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Ka celluar
Date: 19 Nov 1999

Comment

Listen HERE,I do not want to tell you in a harsh way , to stop your nonsense! Being gay is wrong, disgusting , unlawful, if God only wanted Gays he would have made men only! The problem is you have forgotten your real purpose on the EARTH! Watch IT and stop talking RUBBISH . If you have anything else to say , add:wet_cool3@yahoo.co.uk


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: V
Date: 19 Nov 1999

Comment

V,

I don't care and will you stay out of it? You ain't supposed to tell me what to do! Beat it!


Name: V
Ref: L.Henry
Date: 18 Nov 1999

Comment

you just wanna break her off what if yu meets her and she's some ugly shit ?


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Musizana
Date: 18 Nov 1999

Comment

Mus babe, I hope you are not exhausted because you have been running around my head like nobody's business. I missed ya laods too and I love U. Here is a flying *kiss*, will you let it land on your lips! And oooh with you, I will never be ashamed to scream to the world that "I LOVE YOU".


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: USA
Date: 18 Nov 1999

Comment

Pinto,

Will you go and fight the Dick and leave moi and my beautiful sweetness Mus alone. Go come on go! Zamnet is back and Woow, I guess you will go and raise hell with the director there hhhm? Too late, me and Mus are tight and there ain't a thing you can do about it, you hideous, grotesque freak of nature. You know your proposition to Mus, is even more ridiculously enhanced than yourlooks. You pissed me off!


Name: Pinto
Ref: Musizanna
Date: 11/16/99

Comment

Can take me on?

I doubt it, honey. I happen to be omniscient.

It's been two weeks now: Lenny is gone for good, baby. U and I can get married and compete on knowledges of nothing (or everything).


Name: Musizana
Ref: Pinto
Date: 11/15/99

Comment

Hey there whistle. Sorry I am glued hand and glove with Lenny. I dont mind dropping you a line though. No crossing the limits. I could get some hiding by just this. I am highly jealous meself. I know how to put you in your place or anyone else for that matter.

So about what I do. I am no expert at nothing ...just knowledgeable. Can take you on.

Gimme your address and I will send you the song by some Kazembe bloke I think ati.. MUKAMUCHONA SHILKA NKUPE MULUME OBE TAKABWELE KUKALALE... HA HA. FUNNY aint it.

I do laugh a lot. Please laugh with me.


Name: Null
Ref: This Zamnet Shit feels Good
Date: 11/15/99

Comment

Fellow Zeddians...sorry but I gotta say...

This Zamnet shit is a blessing in disguise fellas. Imagine all those enemies u made being cut out! Hope the shit continues for some time..ho ho..hee he hi hi..fuck fick! and ding dong! P.L. fucking Astique is gone...where the fuck is he? Come out P.L. We miss u and ur black ass bitch.


Name: Pinto
Ref: Musizana
Date: 11/12/99

Comment

Lenny is gone. The Zambians outside will never access this site again. So, forget about Lenny Henry. It's now time for you and I to SET IT OFF, baby.

Condolences to Lenny Henry and the rest. They should put up a condolences book for them, too.

Meanwhile, tell me what you do, Musi babe.


Name: Basil
Ref: All Zambian ma'afuckers abroad.
Date: 11/12/99

Comment

Where are all you maafuckers? Zamnet has cut out most of u since it went down. Hope it never gets fixed so you never come back. Only the Zambians back home will rule this shit from now on.


Name: Musizana
Ref: Lenny Honey
Date: 11/10/99

Comment

Lenny darling do beware of the following creatures:-

Albino prince.

His writing is ratty (infested with rats all squint like him).. By the way it runs in his family. He is a mule, is disgusting and like all mules, dickless. He isnt coming out more, has to stay in –doors cos its sizzling hot this part of the world outside. (what with his lack of the melanin pigmentation and all!) He is otherwise hibernating except that its summer time.

China Orange doll or Garlic Spice

Is a wax doll that speaks only when one pulls a string. She is very sensitive from the waist down. She has even turned to fellow women pretends to be sympathetic with them gays. It’s a trap so don’t be fooled – she’s also gay.

AND most of all this gutless pimp who happens to call himself a dick. He is trying to attract attention He has a LIMP DICK that’s why he calls himself Chika (something) He is brother to Prince the Albino (remember the guys whose parents fed on GM foods?). Its so frustrating for him – try as he might, it just goes limp, limp and limp. Perhaps you could get him some viagara. I could prescribe the African potato. However, only unless he behaves. He has to completely put his tail between his legs. (by the way he has one - a short curly one like a pig’s just below the ‘batacles’

Honey, I missed you do be careful.


Name: Null
Ref: Jennifer
Date: 11/9/99

Comment

This is no place for people like you Jennifer. Keep away babie...!


Name: Jennifer
Ref: Everyone
Date: 11/8/99

Comment

Has anyone seen my boyfriend around here? I thought I'd find him here...it's his kind of place.


Name: Godzilla
Ref: Zizi
Date: 11/5/99

Comment

Zizi you are such a fool. We can meet you in Denmark this weekend if you want to. We are talking about the president's son here, you idiot!


Name: Zizi (Denmark)
Ref: Godzilla
Date: 11/5/99

Comment

Well you can see were I'am . I do not think it's possible for you to me on the weekend. Probably when i come to Zambia. anyway let me know your e-mail then we could be on line and discuss this issue. For your information i'm read any time.


Name: Godzilla
Ref: Zizi
Date: 11/4/99

Comment

Tell us where me and Castro can meet you this weekend and we will discuss this issue once and for all!


Name: Cikala
Ref: Mosey
Date: 11/4/99

Comment

Ka mosey ula baila icamba. uli cipuba fye, we mbwa we. fusek. fuma apa. wabe tole. cikala cobe.


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: Ka cellular
Date: 11/4/99

Comment

Don't you dare try and step to us, you lil gay muthufucka..like we said, you know who you are and you are all fucked up!


Name: Mosey
Ref: P.L Astique
Date: 11/4/99

Comment

KING OF ALL MY ASS!!! WE really brought you down to size which is not much anyway, didn't we? You're just a bug like I said.T'v won't make you the person you wanna be so just switch it off. It's for your own good coz I know you don't say what you write in public coz your ass'll get whipped small boy. If you're man enough and not bug enough, tell me where we can take coz I'm game for some bone breaking.


Name: Mosey
Ref: cikala
Date: 11/4/99

Comment

Waba pamenso kwati ishina lyobe. Who do think you are, frog face. kiss my ass coz that's about all you are worth. Kissing ass.


Name: Ka cellular
Ref: Bomber
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

I am gay you know. Don't start me or I will shove my Big white dick up your ass. I talk the way I want to talk. Mapolo yanu monse.


Name: Zizi (Denmark)
Ref: Godzilla
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

Fuck you mother fucker.Do you reckon that Castro is the hero. The boy is nuts, if ever nobody wants to give this Castro a lesson , then i would. It wont take time to hear that Castro was beaten and tied to a tree.I will not hide myself but i think many Zambians would support me.Remember the same thing lead for the Kaunda down fall. Naiwe wine weule musapota uli nkonko sana.


Name: Cikala
Ref: Lenny Henry & Mosey
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

Bafikala!!! Ba makaka!! Mwe fipuba! Fusek! Mwaba pamenso kwati icinyo. Mwabe bolo. Ba ngwele ba mu shanty. Nkami ponona mwe fipuba. Mufume namo muno mwaumfwa? bwekeleni ku shanty eko mwafuma.


Name: Bomber
Ref: Chi Cellular
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

What langauage is that, you idiot? Do you think Jerry Springer understands that shit?Didn't you know that Jerry reads this page, you nitwit.


Name: Ka cellular
Ref: thirdword niggaz
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

Mapolo yanu monse. Mu chikela kuti mamene imwe. Nchito nikutukana banzanu. What is wrong wit you chaps. Niggaz all eyes are on you. Machende yanu. If you think you have machende bwela tione. Uzanipeza ma Mikes Carwash.

Mazi anu bakabwa boonse


Name: Ka cellular
Ref: thirdword niggaz
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

Mapolo yanu monse. Mu chikela kuti mamene imwe. Nchito nikutukana banzanu. What is wrong wit you chaps. Niggaz all eyes are on you. Machende yanu. If you think you have machende bwela tione. Uzanipeza ma Mikes Carwash.

Mazi anu bakabwa boonse


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: My Beloved Fans
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

Hey all you kids out there. It appears that I have believers and followers. Well, that is so nice of you. Somebody said I should see a Female Shrink. Bad moove. Women find me to attractive and therefore we would end deviating from our agenda. Then I would only be paying for sex. That's no good. I sell sex. I was very annoiyed by some of your comments about mee being and eating shit. Well those of you with such ideas can just fuck off!!! Mosey, You said something about not convrsing with me again. Well if are not, then you must be shagging your mother. Verry kinky young man!!! Dio. I suggest sticking your hand up your Jacksey. Give your brains a bit of a stir. Pinto, just fuck off!! Mumba, you lost your balls. I think. Thats if you had any. There was something strange about your syntax and grammer. I am not sure what you sexuality is. It would be bettere if I did'nt know.

Love the

KING OF ALL.


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: you know who you are
Date: 11/3/99

Comment

you are all fucked up


Name: Godzilla
Ref: zizi
Date: 11/2/99

Comment

Leave Castro alone! The boy is just enjoying life. Nothing wrong.

I'll defend him if you try to do anything to him.


Name: zizi
Ref: Fuck  Carstro
Date: 11/1/99

Comment

Well what the fuck is going on with you these days. Is there nobody who could teach this dam boy a lesson. It pains to see that he takes the law in his hand.If you were near me i would have broken your urgly face.Kachikala. Get some manners.Respond if you are a man.


Name: Ronsia
Ref: Bamakaka bonse
Date: 11/1/99

Comment

Enshi imwe bakolwe . Whoever allowed this kind of debate is silly.Are you running out your senses. There are better things to do rather than just insulting each other.Bafinyo nafikala, is this the way you want. Fuck you all.


Name: Mosey
Ref: cikala
Date: 11/1/99

Comment

For you to feature on this page makes you a mbuli as well. You're probably the ugliest scrub next to P.L Astique that ever lived. Waba amafi mukanwa mobe. Mukanwa ukuma kwati mwa mbushi.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Cikala
Date: 11/1/99

Comment

Cikala,

It will be difficult to get rid of your name. You called yourself, its not me who called you DICK! You are a DICK!! Can't you find a better name for yourself? Even if other people call me names, I have some self esteem not to call myself a DICK! And what can a DICK do apart from just blindly intruding in other mens asses?


Name: Cikala
Ref: Lenny Henry
Date: 11/1/99

Comment

ka lenny, cikala cobe iwe ka mbuli. wabe tole. fusek!!!


Name: Pinto
Ref: PL ASS Stick
Date: 10/30/99

Comment

So P.L. Astique is a mental case. That explains a lot.

So why did the other three psychiatrists bunk on you? Tell us, we might help with high level psychoanalysis. I hope you didn't offer to fuck em, you fuckin homo!

Next time see a female psych.

Meanwhile, i have no time for you. I like talking to sane people, people with some brain, not hallucinating fuckbrains that can't feel me when i employ logic.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Cikala
Date: 10/30/99

Comment

So Chikala if you think you are not here and making noise, then what are you doing and who are you? THE DICK HEAD! as you call yourself. You have the answer for yourself. Get some brains and a life!!!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Cikala
Date: 10/30/99

Comment

So Chikala if you think you are not here and making noise, then what are doing and who are? THE DICK HEAD! as you call yourself. You have the answer for yourself. Get some brains and a life!!!


Name: Cikala
Ref: everyone
Date: 10/29/99

Comment

Bafikala bonse mwebesa muno mu kupanga icongo nimwebo bamumbwe. Mwabe tole. Mwe fipuba.


Name: No-Name
Ref: P. L. Astique
Date: 10/29/99

Comment

Fuck you P.L. fuckin Astique....what ever the shit that means. You got rotten brain...full of shit en petrified semen...coz all ya think is shit. Just shut the fuck up en let us express our feelings. now go brush your shit-coated teeth. I cant breath no more. Will, you do me a favour..? Get tha hell outta here. Know what, you sound to me like your fucked up frustrated nigar.


Name: No-Name
Ref: P. L. Astique
Date: 10/29/99

Comment

Fuck you P.L. fuckin Astique....what ever the shit that means. You got rotten brain...full of shit en petrified semen...coz all ya think is shit. Just shut the fuck up en let us express our feelings. now go brush your shit-coated teeth. I cant breath no more. Will, you do me a favour..? Get tha hell outta here. Know what, you sound to me like your fucked frustrated nigar.


Name: Dio
Ref: P.L. Astique
Date: 10/29/99

Comment

Muune, are you out of your brains or what! Since you seem to me that you are a dog in heat with two dicks why don't you go fuck your brian damaged sister and while you are at it you can french kiss your grandmother. I am too cool to slug it out with a sperm breath like you. As for my silence i actually contribute to the private investment of this hell hole i call home.So if you don't have any thing better to do why don't you go wank off (one of your ministers says that is the best way of avoiding aids, may be you already got it!).


Name: Mosey
Ref: P.L. ASTIQUE
Date: 10/25/99

Comment

I guess I was right. You do watch too much t.v. But whatever shit you say directed to me is triple back to you. Oh, and if we did meet, I would probably walk over you coz you're no bigger than a bug.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Mumba, Spice, Dio and a few other eggs that I cannot be arssed to mention
Date: 10/24/99

Comment

Come out and play you little fucks!!!


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: No name ( Anti Gay)
Date: 10/24/99

Comment

You didn't leave a name, therefore I will call you Gavin the fake gay. I know why you are discriminating against gays. You used to be one untill your ass got split by some Tanzanian truck driver with a 12 x 4 inch pipe. And he also made you eat his shit and spunk. It's OK child. I understand that you have been tramatised, and really do hope that you recover from having all those flash backs and night mares about that night in the cab of a Scania.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Pinto ( Mule-Ass)
Date: 10/24/99

Comment

Pinto, shut up and go fuck your self. Litle children shouldn't involve them selves with the insane.


Name: P. L Astique
Ref: Mosey
Date: 10/24/99

Comment

You are one cool customer and quite cafty too. You have all you bridges covered. But you diagnosis of me is quite wrong. Firstly I can tell shit from food. Nsima is crap. Secondly I hardly watch any T.V. Maybe an ocassional movie. It's quite simple Mosey, I am insane. I have recently been refered to my fourth psichiatrist. The other 3 were not too happy with my behavior.

I took a little over your comment and imagined what process would fit you demise if ever I encountered you in life. For starters, I thought of peeling off your toe nails and pouring salt over the wounds. Then introduce maggots and bacteria. Possiblly chop of a limb at daily intervals. There are over 200 bones in the human body. It would be intersting to see how long you would last. I would feed you and try to keep you alive for as long as possible. Then i thought of shooting you between the eyes but what fun would i get from that.


Name: ANTI-GAY
Ref: KICK THE GAYS OUTTA ZEDDY
Date: 10/22/99

Comment

This Homo thing men sux. With all tha good chics around, all y do is fuck the ass and shit in it. Give me a break. This aint normal for cleaniness sake. If ya can fuck the ass full of shit then ya can just as well eat the shit. Damn ya all Homos. Shit is shit en it stinks! Stop en think all ya think-tankers. Imagine a man givin another man a blow job on cock or cork...whatever... smeared with shit. Dont make us vomit. All ya homos get lost. Zambia is straight. Zambians are straight. Come to ur senses.

Name Unknown (wont give name...just in case some nut thinks I could be his babe. Am a man en vulnerable. This is ridiculous).


Name:
Ref:
Date: 10/22/99

Comment


Name: Pinto
Ref: P.L.ass stick
Date: 10/22/99

Comment

The war has just begun. We will enjoy this. I under-rated you.


Name: Enemy-of-the-Bad
Ref: Everybody
Date: 10/22/99

Comment

To you all foul-mouthed, ill-bred bastards. How the hell you abuse the think tank in this manner! Don't you feel ashamed of yourselves? Yes, don't you feel ashamed that you are a disgrace to the human race? Perhaps you are not humans after all. I think you are all pigs, yes, those big, long white pigs which shit where they are lying. All of you with hearts black as Satan are little devils incarnate, and very soon the wrath of the Almighty will consume you to purge the world of such vile characters! But before your everlasting demise, will you stop urinating around in the Thinktank, for it's clear you are incapable of thinking. Enemy-of-the speaks!


Name: Mosey
Ref: P.L Astique
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

I don't know what you are but I have a feeling that you think you're the shit. You have such a bad mouth and you're probably a coward. You are a wanna be too coz you watch too much t.v. Where are you from anyway? All I see from what you write is an overgrown dog who knows how to use the keys on the computer but cannot tell his own shit from food. SO whatever you say directed to me is TRIPLE BACK TO YOU!!! You need to go back to school to learn some vocab. Remember WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU ARE X 3.


Name: FERTHA ZEE
Ref: TO GOD'S CHILDREN
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

If the lord came down form heven my brothers.. I said if the lorrrd came down from heven ma sistaz... If he came right now...I mean if he cammmmmmmmme at this hour... At this minute, and at this second of the day... Do you know what I'm sayin.... can I hear a whitness...I said do you knowwwww just what I mean ... All you sinners usin' and abusin your soul... like pourin liqour and pissin in the lords home... If he came back down to save his children... If he came back like the night that Jesus was crucified... If he cammmmmmmmmmmme, ...... You would all be tossed and turned, and turned and burned like some French toast.... You would be sent to hail...with worse conditions that a Zambian jail cell..... So I'm'a pray for you my brothers,.. I said I'm'a pray for you my sistaz..... I'm'a carry a candle up the hill for you... And hope and pray that you will have a chance in hail... to survive.

AIMEN!


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Spice
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

Thpice, baby. I see you have a lesbian Friend. Well why dont you and her come on over to my pad. We can sip on some cognac then I think I'll watch ypu play with each other. After I will fuck both your brains out. May-be give you a Pearl Necklace. I'll even do a lot more just to show you how accomodating I can be. Then, before you leave, I'll make you lick up all the mess. I might even make you play musical cunts. That really need 3 of you. One goes Do, when I stick you with my Pipe, another Ray and the third Me. I will then be managing my own band "The Cunts" DO, Ray, Me


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Tanker
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

So you are the new enforcer on this page? Good for you, but you are no different from the other Eggs.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Pinto ( Mule, Ass)
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

Yes, I am still talking. But I thought that you were going to do some thing nasty to me. Look fool, I froze your compadre Mumba. I think he smashed his computer in anger when he realised that he had finally met somebody who woooped his black, greasy butt. You on the other hand have more guts and probably a few more brain cells. Therefore you havent learned your lesson yet. That will change soon. P.S Tell you mother that it's about time she did some work. Tell her to call Mr P. L. Astique, and I will tell her which Nigers to Fuck. Also tell her not to try and cut me up on my money. Like the last time. That's why the Bitch got fired. And thats how she could afford to buy you that computer.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: SUCKER FROM THE RUMORS ROOM!!
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

Where is the flea from the rumors room? Honestly, tell me, you go there start gossiping without facts and you say I don't belong to your board. You are the biggest sucker I have encountered in my life. You have something with the world and remember the world will never do you a favor. Do it a favor instead! Suck yourself out to death, scam of the earth!


Name: tanker
Ref: DoggiePRINCEOFSHIT
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

Prince of shit.This is a warning to you and you shitpal blueyasshole,don't you ever again mention mother Africa that way.You will regret what led you not to have any pigment at all for the rest of your puckkkky damn life.


Name: tanker
Ref: DoggiePRINCEOFSHIT
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

Prince of shit.This is a warning to you and you shitpal blueyasshole,don't you ever again mention mother Africa tat way.You will regret what led you not to have any pigmet at all for the rest of your puckkkky damn life.


Name: Spice's Lover
Ref:
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

Sorry, i am Spice's Lover, not spice.


Name: Spice
Ref: Zilla
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

Homos are good people. My friend is gay and she's a very nice person. Why should everyone be straight if God made some people like this.

Go to hell.


Name: 'Zilla.
Ref: Snoop
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

A homo is like a dog, Mr Snoop Dogg! Fuck all gays. Zambia must be clean.


Name: Snoop
Ref: bomb
Date: 10/21/99

Comment

The topic is homosexuality. Is it right or wrong in Zambia?


Name: Tha bomb!!!!
Ref: Anybody
Date: 10/20/99

Comment

Would anyone please care to explain to me what this site is all about. Iam A Zambian (proud to be) and watch Jerry Springer sometimes but he usually has a topic that people discuss upon so please tell me how to participate in this thang coz all I see is cusses.


Name: Pinto
Ref: P.L. Astique
Date: 10/18/99

Comment

you're still talking?

Unbelieveable.


Name: ST
Ref: 2 O UV U PEOPLZ
Date: 10/17/99

Comment

BUT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO CONGRADULATION TO THE PERSON WHO CREATED THIS WEBSITE. I HAVE AMERICAN FRIENDS WHO THINK ZAMBIA IS PRIMITIVE. FUCK THEM ALL. THIS SHOWS WE HAVE BRAINS TOO AND WE DO HAVE THE FUCKING TECHNOLOGY.


Name: ST
Ref: 2 O UV U PEOPLZ
Date: 10/17/99

Comment

WERE U PEOPLE BORN IN ZAMBIA. I WAS BORN THEIR AND I DONT REMEMBER PEOPLE AROUND ME USING THE KIND OF LANGUAGE UR ALL USING. ANYWAY I SEE SOME OF U HAVE KISSED AND SUCKED SOME AMERICAN ASS. IF I SAW U IN PERSON I WOULD TELL ALL OF U 2 WASH UR DAME MOUTHS, CAUSE UR BREATH STINKS. I SURE DONT LIKE TO SMELL ASS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO OPEN-UP A CAN OF WOOP-ASS FOR U'ALL. I WONDER HOW OLD SOMEOF U ARE.


Name: ST
Ref: 2 O UV U PEOPLZ
Date: 10/17/99

Comment

WERE U PEOPLE BORN IN ZAMBIA. I WAS BORN THEIR AND I DONT REMEMBER PEOPLE AROUND ME USING THE KIND OF LANGUAGE UR ALL USING. ANYWAY I SEE SOME OF U HAVE KISSED AND SUCKED SOME AMERICAN ASS. IF I SAW U IN PERSON I WOULD TELL ALL OF U 2 WASH UR DAME MOUTHS, CAUSE UR BREATH STINKS. I SURE DONT LIKE TO SMELL ASS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO OPEN-UP A CAN OF WOOP-ASS FOR U'ALL. I WONDER HOW OLD SOMEOF U ARE.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Whatever-whatever
Date: 10/17/99

Comment

Hello little boy. How are you, fine I hope? So you stumbled onto some very traumatising material! Did we break the promise with Mummy about surfing the net responsibly. Too fucking bad. You demons genitals. It was sad when you said good bye to us. But we all know that you will be watching. So it's a hearty "see you soon."


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Pinto
Date: 10/17/99

Comment

Oh my gosh. I never knew that a Negro could invoke such vocabulary. I also wonder how long it took, for you to type all that garbage? Pinto, there are some things in life you just have to acept. You are not inteligent, marbe a little as you are able to use this device. You are an Egg. You are spineless. So 'Ass', if you think you can take me on? I dare you?


Name: thirdworld_niggaz
Ref: whatever whatever
Date: 10/16/99

Comment

Fuck that shit !


Name: whatever whatever
Ref: all y'all
Date: 10/15/99

Comment

I just felt like puking when I read your comments. They are so gross and so low, so y'all better go wash your mouths with hot water, soap, and disinfectant. I won't be featuring my fine self on this page again so eat your hearts out.


Name: Pinto
Ref: P.L., Don't you ever fuck with Pinto in your shitting life
Date: 10/15/99

Comment

P.L. Astique. What the fuck that is? who the hell are you?

You start me? you got guts, i see.

Please take your stinking ass somewhere else coz i'm too busy trying to debate with intelligent people. so, fuck the hell off, you piece of solid brown shit pretending to be tough. WHY DO YOU WAN TO PISS ME OFF, EH? SEE, WHAT AM DOING NOW YOU CRAZY MOTHER AND SON OF A DAUGHTER OF A BITCH. NEVER FUCK ME AGAIN, MYSTIQUE COZ AM GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I FIND YOU. I'LL KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR KIDS AND THE BIG ASS RATS AND ROACHES IN YOUR STUPID HOUSE, FUCHSHIT HEAD!

Gosh! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

No fucking peace.

Am out.


Name: Thirdworld_niggaz
Ref: Bluey
Date: 10/15/99

Comment

Listen Bitch, WE ARE THE THIRDWORLD NIGGAZ, WE ARE PLURAL, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHO DEALS WITH YA. So don't step you lil young @ss, watch ya back or your go blue as your name more than suggests. Aiight Bitch...you heard us, bitch ahhh ?


Name: spectators
Ref: rat prince
Date: 10/15/99

Comment

Prince is no muzungu. Just some muzungu bere. Albino to be exact.

Musizana ofcourse means "son of a bitch" She's just being sarcastic. But it seems our muzungu bere is a very dull one. Got no sence of humour either. I shouldnt be surprised it Musizana doesnt write to him. Its sheer waste of time. She seems to be dealing with a thick head. (Somebody shout concrete wall.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: The Dogg Pound ( Copper Belt)
Date: 10/15/99

Comment

If any of you Hommies are on the net just drop Mr P. L. Astique a line. We can cath up on old times from Ellens Mare ( Yonderfields ).


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Pinto
Date: 10/15/99

Comment

Pinto. Ninshi chikala. Scared of a honky kiking your butt? Anyway, where did you get that name? If you do a bit of research, you will find that Pinto means Mule. You, spineless EGG, must therefore be a donkey. ASS!!!


Name: Pinto
Ref: Men and Prince
Date: 10/14/99

Comment

I can't believe you boyz are letting this white punk roll over our lady like that! i can't believe it.

Prince, leave Musizanna alone. That's the last time I'm sayin it politely.


Name: Prince
Ref: Bitch below
Date: 10/14/99

Comment

she still says it wrong. Do you niggers ever get it?

It's bitch, you bitch...and it's not sun. Now ho needs to go to school here?


Name: Musizana
Ref: rat prince
Date: 10/14/99

Comment

You give me the impression you are very dull. Dunno why I am wasting time even explaining. Its like trying to teach a dog sense.

You Sun of a beach.


Name: LIMUNGA
Ref: ALL  ZAM GOVT OFFICALS ARE CRIMINALS!!!
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

WHO AGREES WITH THE HEADING!!! I GUESS 98% OF ZAMBIANS AGREE WITH THAT, U CRIMINALS, CAN U STOP STEALING ...


Name: dazz from london
Ref: what's happening lads!!!
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

HEY LADS WHAT'S THIS ABOUT ONLY SA HAVING A BEACH IN AFRICA!!! I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY U LOT ARE ARGUEING!!!


Name: phresh
Ref: prince
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

You illeterate white shit!South Africa isn't the only part of Africa that has a beach. you might want to spent your time in school instead of being a dickless prick!


Name: phresh
Ref: Prince!
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

Obviously you don't get the drift of this page you piece of shit! Get the hell out of where you are not wanted, white crap.


Name: Prince
Ref: musizana
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

there is a vast difference between a beach and bitch. the former is a geographical feature, i'm sure you've never seen it unless you are in south africa or something. the latter is...well... you!


Name: Prince
Ref: Musi-shit
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

i didn't say anything about a beach, musi-shit. You are confusing the word beach with another word i used...on you!!!


Name: Musizana
Ref: rat prince
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

If all the "f" words were not there you would run out of what to say. Monkey brain!. shut your stupid mouth before the green flies buzz in. I know you enjoy the stuff.

You got no dick. I am never scathed by what you say. I just nod my head and say I understand.

Can help you get a dick. Believe me.

You got the plague. Dont you go spreading it here.

Told you we got enough sunshine. WE DO NOT NEED YOU SUN OF A BEACH


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Mumba -Nkumba
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

Where are you TOWIE?


Name: Bluey
Ref:
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

I'm not even American, I'm originally British. Why should i want to be an american gangsta.


Name: Bluey
Ref: Prince
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

hey hey Prince, my man. Go easy on the bitch, man. Go easy.

She's crying right now.

Thirdworldniggaz, why have you pluralised your name, mathafucker? Cant you spell?

And who told you we wanna be like the gangstas? You're the one who wants to be an American from the way, you sound, bitch ass shit nigger! Dont you EVER...EVER talk to me like that again. EVER!!!!!!!!!


Name: German Dogg
Ref: everyone
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

Testing 1 2 3. Beware of the dogg.


Name: Prince
Ref: hot room
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

wow!It's sweaty in here.


Name: Prince
Ref: Musizashit
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

Musizanna? it's a girl?

Now, that's what i call a bitch. Real, mathafuckin bitch. All the way from the head to the toe. She disses Prince like that and she gat no fuckin brains to match my I.Q. She wants to compare black IQ with me? Who the fuck's this bitch, anyway? Fuck you, matherfuckin bitch, and get bored somewhere else. Get the fuck off my Fuckin Jerry Springer page, BBBBBBBBitch!!!!!


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: Zababa
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

Tell me your qualifications(if you are) and I will hit you with mine. Don't pre-judge, that's another thing that pisses me off. In fact I'll hit you off with my qualification. I am 'thirdworld_niggaz' MENG in Mecahnical Eng. Now break me off with yours. Don't dare question my intelligence......


Name: Musizana
Ref: China Orange doll alias Garlic Spice
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

Chi China orange doll! Shut your big mouth before the flies get in. I see you can’t even pronounce my name properly because of your hoarse voice. I just smelt fi garlic everywhere. You are acting like a fly on dirt. I am sorry to disappoint you - I still got FAR to go before I get the hormone replacement. You must be an OLD BAG ON THE SHELF to think like that!!! You should have at least given me a hint that you are long past your prime. I could have curtsied to show umuchinshi the African way. You must have the manners of a kaponya. Only kaponyas and their spouses act like you even in old age. No manners at all not even bad ones. You have gone absolutely cuckoo.

Stop giving me weird ideas. I am surprised that even after exposing you – you still have the guts to sell your stupid ideas. What’s that saying about leopards’ spots? Unlike you, I am not abnormally veree sensitive from the waist down so I wouldn’t do what you do with your own right hand. Please stop thinking because you are nymphomaniac then so is everybody NOOO! I see why you and the pimps are inseparable.

I said I was sorry about your brothel only about it being your only source of income and all. My offer is still open. My NGO is even better than TASINTHA. Its gonna be gratis for you. You won’t pay a cent. My team’s ready to rehabilitate you. Think about this seriously. Be wise for once.


Name: Rough Neck
Ref: everyone who has rotten breath - dog breath
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

....you are all just spoilt little assholes trying to be someone. Get a life niggas...... Peace am outa here. ...don't even think of throwing you toys coz I ain't oppening this page again......joke is on you suckers!!!!!!!!!


Name: zababa
Ref:
Date: 10/13/99

Comment

Will you American gangstarr wannabees just pissoff....f**k this and f**k that...why don't you try and get a f***ing education...you prats!!!!!


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: *rince
Date: 10/12/99

Comment

I'm so sorry to dissappoint ya but I ain't down with that homo shit muthufucka !! Take your corny @ss George Micheal charachter like boyfriend, and go fuck each other in some aids infested gay brothole. Don't step to this you punk @ss, I got thicker thangs on my hands than water bitch! and you're in the frontline to be next, MUTHUfucker !! So fuck you and your weak @ss crew, fuck the triple K,fuck Springer, and fuck Clinton, I don't give a fffffffuck muthufucker, I'm a bitch killa, I'm'a make sure the rest of your stay on this earth be a muthufuckin short stay muthufucka!!! Just name the spot an I'm'a put you down and dress ya in your body bag, cause niggaz like us be rowdy,...we bady bady,,,,watch ya back son, anyday from now, I'm tellin ya, it's on.....!


Name: Musizana
Ref: Prince
Date: 10/12/99

Comment

You are such a bore. You are spoiling this page. You must be very dull. Your language is limited. I understand you are dickless but I thought your monkey or is it piggy brains were intact. How wrong I was. I get bored with dull people whos' only language is the f word.

We need real people not imposters. You are the biggest fraud on this page. I still insist you disappear.


Name: Musizana
Ref: Kufekisa
Date: 10/12/99

Comment

Hi, niiketile. And you? Kina........ tell you next time. What about you, is K your first or last name? What did you mean bukayi? And whats Laterz, your first name?

You are right its not necessary all the time. But some people need to be put in their place. Like chi prince of rats for instance. He needs to be thrown in the lake of fire. I try to be as pleasant as much as possible though I am contemplating leaving this sight for good cos people might not notice the difference. Some people are hell bound. I dow wanna be part of them. They can go fry alone.

Muzue hande,

bye Kina M.


Name: Blue-Eyed-Killer
Ref: Africa
Date: 10/12/99

Comment

whassup, sup, sup, niggers. We here to inflict pain on y'all. We are going to chase all you nigs away 'till we take over this site cuz it belongs to us. Yeah, fuck springer, but he's still ours and we're taking over this shit cuz it belongs to Sam (oh, that's my uncle).

You get it?

I knew you wouldn't, niggers!


Name: ME
Ref: ME
Date: 10/12/99

Comment

..IT SEEMS THIS PAGE HAS BEEN FUCKED UP BY THE FUCKIN PINK CHAPS WITHOUT ANY BRAINS....FUCK ALL YA FOOLS. BRING UP A SENSIBLE ISSUE YOU FUCKED UP SHITS. ANYONE TALKING AGAIN MOTHER AFRICA IS A PINK FUCKED-UP PIG!!!..LIFE GOES ON...


Name: Prince (of Darkeness), US of fuckin A.
Ref:
Date: 10/12/99

Comment

Thirdworldniggaz, i thought you were on my side, you son of a bitch. And Musisomething, fuck you. And to all you Africains, fuck you. I've told my mate, Blue-eyed-killer to come ride on you, motherfuckers and to show you that US rules over you all.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Dio + Mumba
Date: 10/12/99

Comment

Ba fikala. Both of you your balls. Dio from the impression I get you are a Chola boy. You dont have any thing or style of your own. Mumba. What the fuck is Bling-Bling? You call your self a true player? I dont think so.

I am I. A formidable energy that will acumulate and assimilate all in my path. What is my purpose?. YUo will find out soon enough. The time of retribution is at hand. Beware, the wrath of Mr P. L. Astique knows no mercy. I will make you nothing. By the way. Where is your bum- chum, Cortez? You must have shagged him real good up the jacksie, coz that Essay has been lying on his belly for too long. Untill the next time.


Name: DUCE
Ref: SPICE
Date: 10/11/99

Comment

Waba fimo fimo .Big ass"ole.You bloody paprika !Ka pussy kununka sha !Uzisamba ko .


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: Mumba ( not Sir)
Date: 10/10/99

Comment

I have seriously pissed you off. You're still an egg, which means you smell, you ooze and just fucking slimy. Yuck. You are right P. L. Astique is not my name from birth. It is what I am. You want to come after me? You Bemba monkey. Your Twag of a Mother never loved you. Give it your best shot. I know you.


Name: Kufekisa
Ref: Musizana
Date: 10/10/99

Comment

Wena,...lumela ? Kiwena mani ? (real name) bu kayi ? Reply soon aiight. This a be a real interesting room. I can cus mad but it ain't necessary most of the time.

Laterz !


Name: Musizana
Ref: chi prince
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

Come for an operation. You could be supplied with a dick since you never owned one in your life. It will be a limp dick however. 'least its better than nothing.

You Monkey brain. Atleast we care. You sound fake. You are no Americano


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref:
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

TO Prince don't fuck around, you lil young @ss muthufucka. Your more productive watching your lil pencil dick growing a nano centimeter every year since the day you waz born.

To Jk fuck that shit!

I don't buy that shit! I'd rather you reprezent the realness as opposed to fuckin up everybody's mood every fuckin time. Be for real, stop bein lil @ss bitches. Show some luv, muthufuckaz!!


Name: Pinto
Ref: Godzilla
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

Godzilla, if you're going to represent us, please check your fucking spellings, man.


Name: Godzilla
Ref: Prince
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

At last, you reco'nise, mathafucker. Bring your whole crew here. We'll bomob on you and you'll be as soft as nhima.


Name: Prince
Ref: Africa
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

Wow!!!

This place is even better than Jerry Springer site, man. You are so fuckin bold.I thought you would get intimidated.

I'll be coming to this place every fuckin day. I'll bring some other boys to start a war with your fuckin country, shit africa.


Name: jk
Ref: thirdworld niggazz
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

thirdworld niggazz think a little, this is not about Jerry Springer and where he comes from. It's the concept we have adopted. Please!!!!!


Name: SPICE
Ref: DUCE
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEK! KA DICK KUIPA, KUFUPIKA.


Name: THE DUCE
Ref: SPICE
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

You Bastard ! No wonder ndiwe Garlic sha!


Name: Musizana
Ref: Chi Prince
Date: 10/8/99

Comment

Chi Prince, (Chi means creature)

Don't be such a mouse you stupid cracker. What cold nerve! This page is for Africans and Africans at heart. It is cosmopolitan. You are no such so get lost, disappear, scram, vamoose. You squinty eyed fellow. Are you sure it is even us you are addressing. You squinty eyed creatures are funny. You could be seen focussing in one direction when in actual fact you are actually addressing somebody opposite or else where. You could be addressing some pig out there in the US. being a chauvinist pig yourself. (Since you seem to identify more with "male" when you are not even that).

You are no man. Got nothing between your legs ...I can see you only have a little hole where a penis should have been. ( Your anatomy is like that naturally because your parents fed on GM foods as they were used as guinea pigs). It isnt our fault that you were born sexless. You must be prince of them rats. I see you hold a rats' arse in high esteem. (They are the only creatures that would understand you)

KOLOKOTAILO. Thats the african version of crocodile or alligator if you like. I am not done with you yet. There's gonna be more. Before all the Africans are finished with you - you are gonna be pulp.

Just say your real name and it will be a swear word for generations to come. You Cheapskate, you stink. You bonk with monkeys. You are a pest - a real nuisance. SHA!

Fellow Africans, there's plenty of sunshine here we certainly do not need this sun of a beach.


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: you£g @ss muthufuckaz
Date: 10/7/99

Comment

See the way you muthufuckaz are embarrasing us, Prince was right, what the fuck has Jerry got to do with Zambia. You're so fuckin unproductive...fuck this shit !!


Name: SPICE
Ref: DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND
Date: 10/7/99

Comment

AM BACK! MUMBA, I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU AT THE AIRPORT BRING A COFFIN WITH YOU... I PROMISE IT WILL BE QUICK, YOU WONT'T FEEL A THING. BA MUZANZA, YOU DON'T HAVE A DUDE, BECAUSE YOU ARE A CRASTRATED PIECE OF MEAT AND FROM THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE, YOU MUST BE ON HORMONE TREATMENT AND THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS YOU UP ALL NIGHT IS YOUR RIGHT HAND (GET MY DRIFT!) WHAT IS A P' MAGAZINE ANY. AFRAID OF THE WORD PORNO? ANYWAY I DON'T READ STUFF LIKE THAT, AM A GOOD GIRL I AM. WHO IS THIS PRINCE WHO DARES SPEAK AGAINST MOTHER AFRICA. YOU JUST ANOTHER NIGGER, YOU'RE NOT EVEN AN AMERICAN NIGGER, WA BELA NDANI COMPUTER?


Name: jk, Zambia
Ref: Prince
Date: 10/7/99

Comment

Who the fuck are you, you little prick, no good asshole son of a bitch!!! How dare you talk about Africa like that? Take Jerry Springer if his yours and shove him up your crust infested ass. I wish I could meet you, I would kill you with my bare hands, burn your remains and flush them down the toilet. Ignorant fuckers like you just don't deserve a life, and I bet you must be a junkie scraping a living in the slums. I hope I never hear from you again, asshole.


Name: Godzilla
Ref: Prince, USA
Date: 10/7/99

Comment

Fuck you, fuck Clinton, fuck Monica, Chelsea, Hillary, and fuck Jerry Springer, too. We not ganna stop this shit, and you know it, so get the fuck off this site, motherfucker.


Name: Prince
Ref: Africans in here.
Date: 10/7/99

Comment

sap, room. I am an american. i searched for Jerry Springer in my search engine, and this is the site i get as a top Jerry Springer site. A fucking site in Africa!!! Now that's what i call a bitch.

Anyway, room, Fuck you all coz you have stolen jerry and put him in shit africa. you better stop this shit site...Jerry belongs to us.

I'll be back tomorrow to see if you've stopped. If you don't I'll tell our president (his name is Bill Clinton, in case you've never heard of him in dark africa).


Name: Pinto
Ref: room
Date: 10/7/99

Comment

two asses up so far...still counting.


Name: TAZARA
Ref: PINTO
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

I guess you have a big item! check it out early bells but dont have an operation ya!


Name: 'Zilla
Ref: Pinto
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

Fuck you, Pinto.

(That's a sign)


Name: Pinto
Ref: Room
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

Sorry i havent been here in a long time so i've forgotten who my enemies are and who my allies are. Can my enemies lift their asses up, please?


Name: Minty
Ref: Mumba
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

Mumba, I didnt you're supposed to take a crap in your den! I said YOOOOU take your fucking craps in YOOOOOUR den, fool.


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: to all
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

you're all crazy !!


Name: TAZARA
Ref: SPICE
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

'Iwe' ka spice go consult your grand who passed away 1400 years ago for sense. Mwaiche think b4 you act sense, waidamula!


Name: SPECTATOR
Ref: Garlic Spice
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

BBUTT BA KUSILIZA SPICE. NAYO GARLIC INUNKA. PUT YOUR HEADS TOGETHER WITH HENNY PENNY. MIGHT COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

OSAKOPELA MUMA MAGAZINES. YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR SOME TIME NOW ITS TRUE.

WE ARE WATCHING YOU.


Name: Musizana
Ref: Garlic Spice
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

Thanks for respecting me. You accepted that you are no match for me. I would wallop you anywhere monkey brain. By the way minimise on that garlic. Its sort of stinky smelly.

Pity you have to consult your 'P' magazine to get back to me. I think you are amateur. I have already sized you up.

Could somebody out there challenge me. I do love a challenge. I am ready for a show down. Strictly for laughs no insults and calling each each dee ooo gees.


Name: moi
Ref: zambians abroad, all
Date: 10/6/99

Comment

Enjoy your stay mother fuckers but could you think of improving "back home" through technology or knowledge transfers, etc. Even David Livingstne had to travel but that did not mean king of England was a fool or had no ambitions not to follow him abroad. Respect is due - no body no body gets hurt. If it was not for us to remain behind you bastards would not have a web site like to show off from while enjoying what other white people suffered for a few hundred years ago, free riders.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: MINTY
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

Do not expose your Ignorance you SHIT-HEAD. You do not take a crap in your den. Do you even know what a Den is? Limbi leka in'kwebe muchi Bemba. Ala Den mweba ku chipulukusu mwita ati Sitting-Room. Be gone you illiterate son of a Bitch.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: Home-Bound
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

Hey player haters. I'm heading to the big "Z" for a week on bussiness. My arrival time is 12.35 pm Saturday. If anyone wants to meet me at the Airport, I should'nt be too hard to recognise. I'll be the one wrapped in cerram-wrap from head to toe complete with face-mask and surgical gloves. I'll be there two days and getting the fuck up out of there.Where are you SPICE?. Heres your chance to meet a true player. BLING-BLING


Name: Minty
Ref: MUMBA
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

Mumba, black shit is the shit you produce when you go to your toilet in your paid for den. Next time you crap, check the toilet before you flush---that is, if your toilets in Kalingalinga have flushers.


Name: SPICE
Ref: Ba Musizana
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

First, na bwela...


Name: Musizana
Ref: Chi Spice
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

Iwe SEASONING don’t you go call calling me that.. ala ..NDIWE POPPY YOURSELF NAYO POPPY IKULU you hear.

I hate addressing nymphos. Lest I be mistaken for one. I suppose you have identified yourself as the China orange doll who's veree sensitive from the waist down. Cos I don't remember mentioning names.

Tell your pimp boss to come out in the opening as well. If aids sufferers are coming out in the open... I suppose he too can. (Of course with a lot of encouragement from you having had come out in the open yourself). I will spray air freshener and he will be forced to come out. YOU GUYS ARE ARE SO AGAINST ANYTHING DECENT. We gotta know who he is as well.

Honey this page had been so boring I was almost giving up. Plus Chi Henny Penny kept harassing me so I had to come out with a real stimulus. I am SOO glad it worked.

I wanna invite you to a show down. You were almost spoiling my dude. He had his pants up each time the word spice, seasoning or condiment was mentioned.

You can imagine what sleepless nights I had been having because of your silly crap.

It was time someone slapped you hop heads down. You thought you were the king pens in this joint.

You are just tuma no budies. Probably high school drop outs. Sorry about your brothel though. You can change ka. I opened up an NGO to reform the likes of you. Must be my benevolent nature. I suppose I cant help it.

Enough of you - BUGGER OFF!!!!! GET LOST!!!!!!! SCRAM!!!!!!!!!! just in case I pick up rough ways from you. (THAT’S ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING CIAO TO YOU OR GOOD DAY) The only language you understand.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 10/5/99

Comment


Name: Dio
Ref: P.L. Astique
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

You are so ugly when you was born your mama slapped you on your bums thinking it was your face. Language is dynamic fool! It evolves over time. If Shakespear were alive today what do you think he would say about your so called good english? Don't ever correct my english again especially when the ain't nothing to correct sperm breath!


Name: Musizana
Ref:
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

You are right on. I am a founder member of the CANP. You can either belong to the latter or to CFNP. Its quite obvious that you are on my side – what with you being a member of the third world niggaz and all. In case you have no idea what the letters stand for – here goes :

CANP - Club Against Nymphomaniacs (or Nymphos in short) & Pimps.

CFNP - Club For Nymphomaniacs (or Nymphos in short) & Pimps


Name: Dio
Ref: Mumba
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

Wordup man! Hey like i am the hoochikoochi man( new kid in town). That bit about using the name your momma gave you that was heavy! i mean that. Shit man have you heard the debate on the little guys third term in office? When i hear crap like that i become convinced that i am in the fucking wrong country. What i mean is this, the law is the law, let us have a different guy steal our wealth . May be this time we can have fucking alien rule us. That is my opinion about that if onbody likes it well y'all can go to hell for all i care!


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: all'a y'all
Date: 10/5/99

Comment

You are all crazy !!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: MINTY
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

YO Minty breath. A bag of black shit? Whats all that about? I'm not on borrowed time so I can submit as many contributions as i want because this fucking computer is in my paid for house,In my fucking Den. You feel me? Get your stupid ass off this board before you really piss me off. You IDIOT. Give SPICE a call and you two Idiots can share Fuck stories. Let me go and get into some Interesting debate with some other Homosepians. Hit me up when you have a bug for my ears. Holla if you here me Peace.


Name: SPICE
Ref: WHAT DO YOU WANT CREEP?
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

Musizana, WHICH HOLE DID YOU CREEP OUT OFF, YOU INSECT? WE DO NOT NEED A BIRD BRAIN LIKE YOU IN THIS ROOM...SCAAAAT GET OUT! GALU IWE! WE ARE DECENT PEOPLE HERE, CLEAN MINDS OKEY. AS FOR THE VIRUS, IT'S ALL OVER YOUR KEYBOARD PEA BRAIN ...


Name: SPICE
Ref: THE CROTCH AGAIN
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

Musizana, WHICH HOLE DID YOU CREEP OUT OFF, YOU INSECT? WE DO NOT NEED A BIRD BRAIN LIKE YOU IN THIS ROOM...SCAAAAT GET OUT! GALU IWE! WE ARE DECENT PEOPLE HERE, CLEAN MINDS OKEY. AS FOR THE VIRUS, IT'S ALL OVER YOUR KEYBOARD PEA BRAIN ...


Name: SPICE
Ref: THE CROTCH AGAIN
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor.

He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancťe is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. I should be okay next week."

So the doc took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend.

They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he'd ever seen them.

She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, ' And look at this, it's still in the CRATE!!"


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: Musizana
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

Well, looks like you joined the club !


Name: Musizana
Ref: WARNING
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

There are a bunch of nymphomaniacs and pimps on the loose. They escaped from a police dragnet in some brothel.

They will say anything to promote 'whoredom' just so they can achieve their selfish desires. They leaf through some 'P' mags. and copy same for you to read because they have run out of weird ideas.

You can't miss them - The bitch of the lot has the complexion of a China orange doll, has a hoarse voice and is VERY sensitive from the waist down.

The pimp boss however is a short, not so lean smart arse with small beady eyes but has a gruff voice. (Many a lady would imagine he’s a hunk from listening to his voice, but alas! He is no such - in fact they would be disappointed to see him). He too is very sensitive from the w…………d. He would best be described as a smooth criminal cos you can’t tell at face value.

They're out to getcha with a view to having you hooked like themselves. With aids creeping around every corner ………iyeee!!!!!


Name: Minty
Ref: Mumba
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

Mumba, did you have to contribute so many times, you bag of black shit?

Once is enough, fuckhead!


Name: thirdworld niggaz
Ref: Mumba
Date: 10/4/99

Comment

You're crazy !!!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: ASTIQUI
Date: 10/3/99

Comment

Hey Bitch . If you noticed i don't have to hide behind a stupid name like yours I use my real name that Momma gave me. I don't know what lingo some of you Idiots are using back there In the continent. But what the hell is an egg? Is it supposed to Insult me? If It is, you can keep that lingo in Zambia you dick-head, Pussy eating, don't wanna admit it mother....F..ER. Keep it real you Idiot. I hate scrubbs like you and these other Idiots that are now just getting Introduced to computers. Are you still on dos? IDIOT!!!!!! Next time you Address me you better say SIR.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: Pedro
Date: 10/3/99

Comment

When your stupid-ass learns how to form a sentence correctly maybe, and maybe then I'll take you on. In the meantime kanwe Kachasu walepa kumobe. Your ignorant-ass needs to hook up with that Spice wannabe. Take your best shot ..........DOUBLE-SCRUBB...........


Name: mumba
Ref: Astique
Date: 10/3/99

Comment

Hey KID. If you are going to even try Insulting someone, make sure you know what is an Insult and what's not. You can call me a NEGRO anytime and it won't even faze me. Call me a NIGGER and I'm coming at you with all I have. Get your shit straight NIGGER.


Name: MUMBA
Ref: Dio
Date: 10/3/99

Comment

Hey Dio........Are you the new kid on this site? I wanna play. I think Spice crashed her Daddy's computer so he-she can't play. I'm tired of fu cking with the bitch anyway. Hey Lenny defend your honor man. What is the deal here yo. Who are the two knew imbeciles on this site? Can I get a WHOOP-WHOOP.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 10/2/99

Comment


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: the j springer page.
Date: 10/2/99

Comment

you are all a waste of time. useles negros


Name:
Ref:
Date: 10/2/99

Comment


Name: Pedro
Ref: all you pussys
Date: 10/2/99

Comment

This appears to be a an exellent place to pick a fight with somebody. Any fool wanna go toe to toe. Garranteed grade A as whooping.


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: dio
Date: 10/2/99

Comment

where did you learn to write english. Just speak village like. We kolwe


Name: P. L. Astique
Ref: lou
Date: 10/2/99

Comment

go smoke some grass


Name:
Ref:
Date: 10/2/99

Comment


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Naomi
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Naomi says "pipi why munst nyou use the room nto ndiss eanch other" Hahahaha! Thats not a typo, thats what you said Naomi. The answer is simple! Who is Jerry Springer. A very good and rich looser whose show is nothing but less than what you read here, infact, no one is even close to Jerry Springer here! As far as I am concerned, you also enjoyed the smell, why do you even bother to type?


Name: Lou
Ref: England
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Anybody there with something interesting to say.


Name: Naomi
Ref:
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

People, why must you use the net to diss eachother. All of you's need to get a life and stop using the Zamnet debate rooms. Come on people represent.


Name: Dio
Ref: Lenny,Pheoba, Pinto
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Where da hell is Spice, Mumba and Minty? Come out to play! probably going through the swore word dictionary.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Dio
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

The new arse in town dropped his johnson. You need some sex change operation. Remember the statue that started as male and by the slip of the chisel, it ended up female, thats you! Welcome aboard and have a crappy stay here. Enjoy the smell.


Name: Dio
Ref: Pinto, Phoeba
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

My, My did i touch a nerve? Oh gee my friends don't want me to play with them. May be i am so cool for them. Who wants to play with a bunch of yoyos anyhow? Guys get a grip why react as if you are a bunch of sissys i was merely introducing myself as the new kid in town. If you all don't like it you can kiss my arse!!! By the way i don't own a dog i have a black fury pussy cat! Hey garlic breath what about your other playmates are the still at prep.?


Name: Pinto
Ref: DIO
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Dio, fuck you and your small ugly dog, and your aunty. Get the fuck off my case, and never mention my name again like that you fool.


Name: Phoebe
Ref: DIO
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Listen as we can see you cann't act like an adult, so why don't you take your thick head and get off the line. This line is for adults and you are underage, we don't need your kindergarden attitude. it will be good if you find a group that you can play with on the jungle jims. I'm sorry maybe you're one of those people who likes playing with yourself. If you need to look for people to swear at and thats how you spend your loser time then you are a retard. GET A LIFE PUNK ASS. The Topic is Politics not Tupac. You Scrub.


Name: Phoebe
Ref: DI
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Listen as we can see you cann't act like an adult, so why don't you take your thick head and get off the line. This line is for adults and you are underage, we don't need your kindergarden attitude. it will be good if you find a group that you can play with on the jungle jims. I'm sorry maybe you're one of those people who likes playing with yourself. If you need to look for people to swear at and thats how you spend your loser time then you are a retard. GET A LIFE PUNK ASS. The Topic is Politics not Tupac


Name: MR P. L. ASTIQUE
Ref: mumba Not mr
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

you are the bigest EGG


Name: DIO
Ref: Spice,Pinto,Mumba,Pheoba,Minty,Lenny
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Hey bird brains why don't you all get together and have a gang bang! After all you all could be of the same sex anyway. The shit that comes off your keyboards don't make sense worse still you all smell like shit. Mumba comes out like a dog in heat with two dicks sticking out of him. As for the rest you, you all sound like a bunch wankers. Spice i will send you a dildo wether you are a he or she you can still use it.Pheoba that name sounds like a biological name for pussy. Minty and Lenny fuck off. Try and do some thing usefull like playing with your selves. I am sick and tired of crap coming from you twerts.


Name: Mr P. L. Astique
Ref: CORTEZ
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

YOU ARE AN EGG.


Name: DIO
Ref: Spice,Pinto,Mumba,Pheoba,Minty,Lenny
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Hey bird brains why don't you all get together and have a gang bang! After all you all could be of the same sex anyway. The shit that comes off your keyboards don't make sense worse still you all smell like shit. Mumba comes out like a dog in heat with two dicks sticking out of him. As for the rest you, you all sound like a bunch wankers. Spice i will send you a dildo wether you are a he or she you can still use it.Pheoba that name sounds like a biological name for pussy. Minty and Lenny fuck off. Try and do some thing usefull like playing with your selves. I am sick and tired of crap coming from you twerts.


Name: DIO
Ref: Spice,Pinto,Mumba,Pheoba,Minty,Lenny
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Hey bird brains why don't you all get together and have a gang bang! After all you all could be of the same sex anyway. The shit that comes off your keyboards don't make sense worse still you all smell like shit. Mumba comes out like a dog in heat with two dicks sticking out of him. As for the rest you, you all sound like a bunch wankers. Spice i will send you a dildo wether you are a he or she you can still use it.Pheoba that name sounds like a biological name for pussy. Minty and Lenny fuck off. Try and do some thing usefull like playing with your selves. I am sick and tired of crap coming from you twerts.


Name: CORTEZ
Ref: SPICE
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Now that was some really good humour. ha..ha..ha..

send me some more baby!


Name: MUMBA
Ref: SPICE
Date: 10/1/99

Comment

Hey Darling? So phoebe is dead?. I would not know, It must have been you cousin or something. By the way they have places here in Alabama where you can come Marry your cousins or sisters. I'll arrange for a ticket to bring your pegion -self over. Who knows you might find your long lost brother. Go on and crank up that DOS ops. You SCUBB. mr mumba to you


Name: minty
Ref: gigo
Date: 9/30/99

Comment

hey minty, whats happening. I miss your writings. No more insults but we might as well be friends. Write back. I will send you my e-mail add later.


Name: SPICE
Ref: WORSE WITH MORE INTELLIGENT MEN
Date: 9/29/99

Comment

A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the makeni road, the guy says to girl. "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off all of your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up.

When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off, he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car over. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help." He pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says, "Cover your crotch with that and go get help from the gas station down the road."

She takes the shoe, covers herself between the legs, and runs to he gas station down he road. When she arrives, she is frantic and yells to the attendant. HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies with some astonishment, "mmmh I think it's too late - he's too far in!!!!!!!!!


Name: SPICE
Ref: MORE INTELLIGENT MEN
Date: 9/29/99

Comment

A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the makeni road, the guy says to girl. "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off all of your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up.

When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off, he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car over. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help." He pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says, "Cover your crotch with that and go get help from the gas station down the road."

She takes the shoe, covers herself between the legs, and runs to he gas station down he road. When she arrives, she is frantic and yells to the attendant. HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies with some astonishment, "mmmh I think it's too late - he's too far in!!!!!!!!!


Name:
Ref:
Date: 9/29/99

Comment


Name: SPICE
Ref: INTELLIGENT MEN
Date: 9/29/99

Comment

A Woman says to her man: This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor And you'll have no clothes to wear If we don't do the laundry right now!

What the man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!


Name: SPICE
Ref: INTELLIGENT MEN
Date: 9/29/99

Comment

A Woman says to her man: This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor And you'll have no clothes to wear If we don't do the laundry right now!

What the man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!


Name: Dante
Ref: Mr. Blade
Date: 9/29/99

Comment

I probably did not figure out that you will not take too kindly to the term chaps. I am actually very young, late 30s but you know what I use this term on any guy including the President who is 2 x my age. Do you suggest that I drop it?

Oh what is happening to Z? I see all these chaps (oops!) insulting. The springer page should be more interesting if we "chopped" each other intellectually. Like I think Cortez should collect money for a brain surgery.


Name: SPICE
Ref: MUMBER
Date: 9/29/99

Comment

Negro please, you provoke no feelings! As for Phoebe, he's dead...


Name: MUMBA
Ref: SPICE
Date: 9/29/99

Comment

Finally I,ve narrowed you down to a peogion. Hey Phoebe? This little wannabe thinks cyber sex is the safest. I'll let you in on a little secret. You think you are the only one out there with a fast modem and quick fingers? How old are you kid? I'm trying to save your smart ass from the big boys game. You have a smart mouth so why don't you go suck on something or someone, If thats not enough go play with yourself and have one of those self proffesed orgasms. You horny little hazzy. It'll be tommorrow before I here from you because i know it is hard tring to connect from a 286(low)' Moving on trick. Mr Mumba to you.


Name: SPICE
Ref: SEX SCARE
Date: 9/28/99

Comment

iwe mumba, electronic sex is the safest yet, I guess you are just jealous of my multiple orgasms. MUMBA, EAT YOUR HEART OUT YOU IMPOTENT, SECOND RATE, SECOND CLASS, MAKE SHIFT, LOST, AFRICAN, AFRO-AMERICAN


Name: Mumba
Ref: Spice
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Where are you? you scrubb or pegion? Whatever you pretend to be. You little hazzy picked a fight with me and i'm waiting for you. Whats the matter?, Did Daddy take away your Modem?. You are a little leach that needs to be spanked, and who knows there might be an idiot out there that just may enjoy it. Shut the fuck up if you don't have anything to say while I go pick on Lenny.


Name: Musizana
Ref: Lenny
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Supposed to be humour damn you! Wouldn't waste my breathe on the likes of you. Already I am hoarse yelling at you my girl. Just to borrow your language I dont give a rats' arse do you hear. The problem is you are extremists. Too much of poo.. is bad ask a kindergarten school kid and they sure gonna tell you. I gotta run girl.. I havent got all day.

Good day


Name: Phoebe
Ref: SPICE
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Oh grow up , obviously you are a little bit on the slow and retarded side , OH sorry are these words to big for you small indecent , disgusting mouth ! Ah , don't worry mummy will teach to wash your mouth out with soap!Hasn't mummy taught you not to be rude to people , or is your mother not giving her little baby some disipline ?HMMM


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Spice
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Looking @ the comments towards you , looks like nobody likes you , now why don't you go and play with your dolls and leave the computer and the internet , to the mature people? HMMM


Name: Phoebe
Ref: Spice
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Looking @ the comments towards you , lookss like nobody likes you , now why don't you go and play with your dolls and the computer and the internet , to the mature people? HMMM


Name: Phoebe
Ref: SPICE
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Oh grow up , obviously you are a little bit on the slow and retarded side , OH sorry are these words to big for you small indecent , disgusting mouth ! Ah , don't worry mummy will teach to wash your mouth out with soap!Hasn't mummy taught you not to be rude to people , or is your mother not giving her little baby some disipline ?HMMM


Name: Pinto
Ref: AntiChristian
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Anti Christian, how dare you insult the Lord, you piece of shit! I'm waiting for you from the xian declaration site, you damn coward, hell-bound, and smelling of smoke.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Musizana
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Musizana, if you don't know the Jerry Springer show, then it makes sense that you want decent debate here! Ha! This room is for crap my boy! You don't like it, you leave!


Name: SPCIE
Ref: Phoebe
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

oooooh Phoebe, that is soooooooo good, now shut up and do it with your mouth, babe, babe yeeees!


Name: Musizana
Ref: Swipe
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

Dont be flattered. I meant I couldnt agree with Cortez morer. Silly!


Name: Musizana
Ref: spices & lennies
Date: 9/27/99

Comment

I couldnt agree with Swipe more. Certain spices stink just like certain lennies too. Abene balomfwa fye bwino.

You just have to tell them that they stink to high heaven.


Name: Mumba
Ref: Spice
Date: 9/26/99

Comment

So what's the problem spice?. You don't like the good life?. Yes i got your responce, It was nothing but blank space. What are you? A He or She or just a plain He-She. We have places for transtesticles like you in Atlanta or LA. You narrow headed library borrowing computer freak. Hit me up with something to debate on. Walepa Kumobe. Leka indile Mumba.


Name: Mumba
Ref: Spice
Date: 9/26/99

Comment

So what's the problem spice?. You don't like the good life?. Yes i got your responce, It was nothing but blank space. What are you? A He or She or just a plain He-She. We have places for transtesticles like you in Atlanta or LA. You narrow headed library borrowing computer freak. Hit me up with something to debate on. Walepa Kumobe. Leka indile Mumba.


Name: Phoebe
Ref: SPICE
Date: 9/25/99

Comment

You horny little girl , what is wrong with you ...."dirty braid pigeon" If you have nothing to say you must just shut up!!! Okay , i've had enough of you little girls coming on to the internet and talking rubbish , honey please go play with you dolls , obviously the computer is a little bit too advanced for , MY DEAR!!


Name: lad
Ref: Lenny Henry
Date: 9/25/99

Comment

Give other people in the public library a chance to use the computer! To all the other American want-to-be's Get a life!!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Cortex
Date: 9/24/99

Comment

I really hit you where it hurts!!! 2 posts sent within minutes talking about me. I am great!!! And whatelse, they are all so looooong but without substance. One minute I am in Zambia according to you, the next you are wondering why the USA can't school me since I am here. You have gone nuts man!! See a psychiatrist! If I were you, I wouldn't take it too personal because the heart beats and pains at someone you don't have a clue about. I can give you some Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T) or if you don't get it, I can have you on Extensive And Terrific Special High Intensive Training (E.A.T. S. H. I. T). Its your choice!! Right now, you qualify for the later.


Name: CORTEZ
Ref: SWIPE
Date: 9/24/99

Comment

Some of the lot of the so called "Zambians living in USA" masquarading as students or proffessionals need not consider ever coming back home at any one time.

One would have thought that their being in the USA would have at least infused some kind of intellectual disposition to their characters, but alas!

Take for instance this bloke going by the nom de plume of "Lenny Henry" who wanders almost every topic on zamnet`s think-tank and zamzine. although he knows that nobody takes seriously whatever he submits, the bagger keeps coming back with more and more rot.

I curse all the people who make it possible for lenny to access a computer. May the devil eat their shadows.

I wonder if lenny`s parents are aware of the fact that their son/daughter had a serious congenital anomaly in the form of a mutation within the gene that codes for elementary reasoning.

Pray to God that the mutated gene shall never be inherited by any of lenny`s progeny for in the next millenium we shall have to contend with a bunch of stupid brats on the internet.


Name: CORTEZ
Ref: LENNY
Date: 9/24/99

Comment

Hi Lenny,

You asked me a number of questions in your previous outburst.

I shall not respond to the question of what a protease is because, lenny, thats for secondary school boys like you to dwell on.

By asking me the question of what Alzheimer`s disease is, you were simply trying to decipher from me information which you intend to use for your undergraduate project. Well, part of my policy is not to be mean with scientific information, especially that requested by young Zambians living under refugee status outside.

By definition, Alzheimer`s disease is a disorder involving deterioration in mental functions(a characteristic exhibited by you through out zamnet) resulting from changes in brain tissues(remember the mashed potatoes in your scull).

This includes shrinking of brain tisues , not caused by disorders of blood vessels.

CAUSE, INCIDENCE AND RISK FACTORS

Senile dementia/Alzheimer`s type(SDAT) is the most common cause of intellectual decline(e.g as in Lenny Henry et.al.). The incidence is approximately 9 in every 10,000 people. This disorder affects women slightly more often than men, which leaves no doubt that the animal under study ( Lenny) is female.

The cause is unknown(but pretending to living abroad is one of the causes). Several factors are beleived to be involved in the development of the disorder, but have not yet been proven. These include neurochemical factors which include lack of neurotransmitters e.g. acetlcholine, somatostatin, substance p, and norepinephrine. Other factors include- Environmental, familial i.e. genetical.

In some families(e.g. the animal under study), there is an inherited predisposition to development of the disoreder, but this does not follow strict (Medelian) patterns of inheritance.

The diagnosis is usually made by ruling out other causes of dementia(in the case of lenny, all other causes have been ruled out except stupidity)

PREVENTION

There is no proven prevention at this time(which leaves me wondering how we gone prevent our animal of study from making stupid comments)

TREATMENT

There is no known definitive cure. Treatment is only aimed at releif of symptoms.

Tacrine and/or cognex (drugs) may be attempted, but most are considered to be experimental or have had variable results.

So my freind Lenny, from the above summary of what Alzheimers is and its treatment, it seems you stand a very remote chance of being cured of the affliction. However , i pledge to lobby this forum and others to accept you stupid utterances on sympathetic grounds.

Have a nice forgetful day, wont you?


Name: CORTEZ
Ref: LENNY
Date: 9/24/99

Comment

Hi Lenny,

You asked me a number of questions in your previous outburst.

I shall not respond to the question of what a protease is because, lenny, thats for secondary school boys like you to dwell on.

By asking me the question of what Alzheimer`s disease is, you were simply trying to decipher from me information which you intend to use for your undergraduate project. Well, part of my policy is not to be mean with scientific information, especially that requested by young Zambians living under refugee status outside.

By definition, Alzheimer`s disease is a disorder involving deterioration in mental functions(a characteristic exhibited by you through out zamnet) resulting from changes in brain tissues(remember the mashed potatoes in your scull).

This includes shrinking of brain tisues , not caused by disorders of blood vessels.

CAUSE, INCIDENCE AND RISK FACTORS

Senile dementia/Alzheimer`s type(SDAT) is the most common cause of intellectual decline(e.g as in Lenny Henry et.al.). The incidence is approximately 9 in every 10,000 people. This disorder affects women slightly more often than men, which leaves no doubt that the animal under study ( Lenny) is female.

The cause is unknown(but pretending to living abroad is one of the causes). Several factors are beleived to be involved in the development of the disorder, but have not yet been proven. These include neurochemical factors which include lack of neurotransmitters e.g. acetlcholine, somatostatin, substance p, and norepinephrine. Other factors include- Environmental, familial i.e. genetical.

In some families(e.g. the animal under study), there is an inherited predisposition to development of the disoreder, but this does not follow strict (Medelian) patterns of inheritance.

The diagnosis is usually made by ruling out other causes of dementia(in the case of lenny, all other causes have been ruled out except stupidity)

PREVENTION

There is no proven prevention at this time(which leaves me wondering how we gone prevent our animal of study from making stupid comments)

TREATMENT

There is no known definitive cure. treatment is only aimed at releif of symptoms.


Name: Musizana
Ref: jk
Date: 9/24/99

Comment

Are you Zambian? I got the impression you are an illegal alien. If you were zambian you would know what I is. And if you were a legal alien you probably would know what I is still..rights!

From reading your mail, I deduce you must be male and my young brother. I could be wrong though, what with some homos and lesbians acting female and vice-versa respectively. I know you are neither.

Relax, my little bro.

This is your big sis.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Yes me too
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

Ref; Are you havin' jig with it? Yes!


Name: Spice
Ref: Yes, Sex!
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

Ref; Are you havin' jig with it? Yes!


Name: SPICE
Ref: SEX
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

SEX! DID SOMEONE SAY SEX???? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just the word makes me come...


Name: jk
Ref: Musizana
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

Sorry mate, this is a different jk. What does your name mean by the way? and the all important question, are you male or female?


Name: Blade
Ref: Minty
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

you got nerve to holla at me like that. anyway my question still stands, male or female?


Name: gigo
Ref: minty
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

I just had to write about your butt because i thought it was the only thing presentable in you. i'll holla at you later.


Name: gigo
Ref: minty
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

I just had to write about your butt because i thought it was the only thing presentable in you. i'll holla at you later.


Name: gigo
Ref: minty
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

I just had to write about your butt because i thought it was the only thing presentable in you. i'll at you later.


Name: blade
Ref: minty
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

i just asked what sex you were. No need to insult me, you wanna pick a fight with me?


Name: Musizana
Ref: jk
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

Could the manager please fill in the blanks. thanks.


Name:
Ref:
Date: 9/23/99

Comment

jk, S'theart,

I knew what I was writing when I wrote what I did. I just wanted to draw that somebody away from calling the other person a Dee OOO ggee.

Tachiweme mwe. BELABA NGA ABASUNGU ABATEMWA PO IMBWA PA MUNTU. Other wise we be all uman beings excluding dogs of course.

Could be the other person provoked him but jk ninshi walanjelela koo kos I didn’t have time to browse through what the other person could have written. There ‘s too much to read anyway. Otherwise I would give the other person a piece of gramps’ mind for upsetting him so as to warrant calling him a ddee-oo-ggee. All the same one need not fling oneself in a pit when the other person is already there. Better to help that person come out.

GREAT GRAMS and GRAMPS would turn in their graves if they heard what their dear ones are calling each each. They probably would go… SHA!!!

j.k. Please understand I am just a spectator . I got no socks either. Never owned socks in my life.

P'raps I could use yours. Its hot now however,.. means people are sweating too much and you know the consequences of wearing somebody else’s socks. One’s own always smell like perfume however. I know yours are clean.

Chwale still more I would look funny if I put a one sock in it (my foot of course)

Best regards to you (jk)

p/s You can’t possibly be the famous Jackson Kakonkote (jk) of Kalikiliki we hear tell about?


Name: jk
Ref: Musizana
Date: 9/22/99

Comment

How ironic, you laugh at the english these guys are using and then you do exactly the same. Put a sock in it(preferrably yours!!!). Let the nonsense continue.


Name: Minty
Ref: Gigo, blade
Date: 9/22/99

Comment

Gigo and Blade, are you running out of people to insult? What have i done? why insult me for nothing, you fucking idiots?


Name: gigo
Ref: Minty
Date: 9/21/99

Comment

shakkese, matakko yakko.


Name: Musizana
Ref: ifisungu, chingelezi, sikuwa etc
Date: 9/21/99

Comment

Iyoo kwena ifisungu balelepula bamo. How I wish they could lepula their mother tongue in the same way as well tongue - bemba, lozi, tonga, nyanja as well.

Sorry, I guess ndimu mood yalubuli pali ino nshita BUT PLEASE NOT TO EXTREMES. Dont like ukuya sana. Just moderate okay. Strictly for laughs.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Cortex
Date: 9/21/99

Comment

Ref: Cortex

When you start hunting, you must always kill or else you become the hunted. Now you have started what you will never finish. Obviously I know I will wake up with fleas, I've already rubbed shoulders with a dog. If you want some, come get some, little head. You belong to the pants. Why do you hate intellectuals like us? Quote: "WE DON'T NEED UNIPERTHITIES IN PAMBIA" Thats not a typo, thats what you said, wanker! Why don't you shut up with your Zambia National Service College Biology-Like Certificate? Whats a protease? Can you explain to me the meaning of Alzheimers? What causes it and what are the most promising cures? You should know this because you will need it soon. You exhibit symptoms of senile plaques across your blood-brain barrier. We will come and open your skull and sample some brain for anti-oxidant examination. You seem to have had them depleted. Who doesn't know Lenny Henry? So you think Lenny Henry belongs to one and only one person in the world? Go find your cyber-wife Phoebe and have some cyber-sex!!


Name: Blade
Ref: Minty
Date: 9/20/99

Comment

are you male/female. sorry for being rude but i just want to know what sex i am conversing with, if you are male, your name suggests you are gay, i just hope you are female


Name: blade
Ref: Dante
Date: 9/20/99

Comment

i am sorry if you took that as an insult but that's normal language here. Now i never said i was staying here for good, i am coming back there cause thats where i belong and to contribute, oh yes i will. Also do me a favor by telling me how old you are so i can either accept this (chap) word you keep hitting me with or otherwise. sorry again for the four letter words.


Name: Dante
Ref: Blade .. who else?
Date: 9/20/99

Comment

Blade, you have a lot of nerve. How can you insult me on the net? I was just telling you chaps abroad to come home and rebuild the nation. Remember that whatever facilities you are enjoying were built by people who persevered and refused to run. US did not land from heaven. People sweated for it. ARE YOU READY TO SWEAT FOR MOTHER ZAMBIA? Ps. No insults. Just tell me the truth chap.


Name: Dante
Ref: Blade .. who else?
Date: 9/20/99

Comment

Blade, you have a lot of nerve. How can you insult me on the net? I was just telling you chaps abroad to come home and rebuild the nation. Remember that whatever facilities you are enjoying were built by people who persevered and refused to run. US did not land from heaven. People sweated for it. ARE YOU READY TO SWEAT FOR MOTHER ZAMBIA? Ps. No insults. Just tell me the truth chap.


Name: CORTEZ
Ref: LENNY
Date: 9/20/99

Comment

So you are still for the idea of trading barbs, heh? Well, iam game. Now, that name you have adopted belongs to some really funny comedian in the UK. They call him "Garith" in the comedy "Chef" If by adopting that name you meant to create the impression that you might also be funny, iam afraid you made a grave mistake. Perhaps you erroneously thought that because we are in a third world country we might not be able to figure out where you picked that nom de plume.

Remember, we are no longer gullible(at least iam not) to your false story that you are living in the USA.

I doubt also if you can cook as well as the real Lenny Henry does in "chef". He also happens to have nerve cells in his head, not mashed potatoes!


Name: SPICE
Ref: BMW & TVs
Date: 9/20/99

Comment

Quote: I'll stay in the states and enjoy my BMW, BIG HOUSE,6TV,S,SWIMMING POOL while you stay there and starve. PATRIOTIC/ MY ASS. You must be a fool

Mumba, watch this space.............


Name: mumba
Ref: zambians abroad
Date: 9/18/99

Comment

So you fools think i should come back to zambia,Ha?. You must be out of your fuckin minds if you think I'm cominng back to that MMD GOV'T. You stay there and starve, I'll stay in the states and enjoy my BMW, BIG HOUSE,6TV,S,SWIMMING POOL while you stay there and starve. PATRIOTIC/ MY ASS. You must be a fool


Name: Madilu
Ref: shaka
Date: 9/18/99

Comment

has anyone seen a guy called shaka around here?i was away. tell him i'm back...i need to talk tohim.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Cortex and Phoebia
Date: 9/17/99

Comment

Ref: I am looking for two newly weds of the same sex and still on a honey moon, one is called Phoebia and the other one Cortez, CORTEZ. As you know it will be difficult for me to catch them because they are still kicking it (just married doggy style). I might have to cut short their merry making erands!


Name: Pinto
Ref: gozilla
Date: 9/17/99

Comment

Never use my name in vain, fool.


Name: minty
Ref: blade
Date: 9/17/99

Comment

who are you talking to, blade? where's dante?


Name: Blade
Ref: Dante
Date: 9/17/99

Comment

if you fuck' want a ticket, say so. Just don't go around calling everyone chaps. It's kind of disrespectful.

The Discussions Before this point:

 


Name: Testman
Ref: Pro-FTJ
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Do you want a fight?

[Just testing!]


Name: Chansa
Ref: jerry springer page
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Not for Zambia. Try UK


Name: Chola
Ref:
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

i support this page. It will keep the insults from the other pages.


Name: Marshall Mwansompelo
Ref:
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Anyone who wants to slug it out with me for whatever I have said elswhere? But no insults. I want a good intellectual fight for entertainment.


Name: Pinto
Ref: Marshall
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Are you sure, Marshall? Sure you wont quit on me?


Name: BadBoyKiller
Ref: Madilu whatever
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Where are you, boy. Need to come over here. I'll burn your ass, boy. where the hell are you?


Name: Diego Maradona
Ref: Just Checking
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

This is a good idea!


Name: Shaka_mate
Ref: Shaka
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Where are you SHIT-HEAD?


Name: Shaka_mate
Ref: Shaka
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Where are you SHIT-HEAD?


Name: surfer
Ref: Mr web adminstrator
Date: 9/1/99

Comment

Your new pages are badly done. Some even have no headings. Could you please redo them.


Name: Dante
Ref: These chaps abroad
Date: 9/3/99

Comment

Who do they think they are? they leave the country and go abroad and yet they still want to speak evil of everything in this country. We should tell them to get back and sort things out here where the juice is at.


Name: Dante
Ref: These chaps abroad
Date: 9/3/99

Comment

Who do they think they are? they leave the country and go abroad and yet they still want to speak evil of everything in this country. We should tell them to get back and sort things out here where the juice is at.


Name: Lenny
Ref: Dante
Date: 9/5/99

Comment

Thats the whole bullshit and nothing but bullshit! We are giving you ideas of how a democratic govt. should function, there you are shielding mediocrity! Thats why I can't come back! Too many mediocre folks who see nothing wrong in having MMD crap. If I can't do anything to change things why should I come back? It has to take a govt. sincerity to its own people to change things. A govt. that uses state media to misinform people is evil! They have all the tools to shut you up and in some cases kill you if you threaten their stupid positions, why should I come back? We have a long way to go and since 1991, Zambia has moved 10 steps backwards.


Name: GOD
Ref: I need Marshall here
Date: 9/5/99

Comment

Hey Marshall rich boy. i am here and I want eat you alive. Increase your parents bill. Lets what you can do you nitwit. I feel like standing on your six inch.


Name: GOD
Ref: I need Marshall here
Date: 9/5/99

Comment

Hey Marshall rich boy. i am here and I want eat you alive. Increase your parents bill. Lets what you can do you nitwit. I feel like standing on your six inch.


Name: GOD
Ref: I need Marshall here
Date: 9/5/99

Comment

Hey Marshall rich boy. i am here and I want eat you alive. Increase your parents bill. Lets what you can do you nitwit. I feel like standing on your six inch.


Name: Spice
Ref: Don't come back
Date: 9/6/99

Comment

Lenny please, please don't come back, we don't need you, Soooooo glad am a Zambian in Zambia. I beg you lenny, they need you there, don't come back ever, die there..


Name: Spice
Ref: Don't come back
Date: 9/6/99

Comment

Lenny please, please don't come back, we don't need you, Soooooo glad am a Zambian in Zambia. I beg you lenny, they need you there, don't come back ever, die there..


Name: Gozilla
Ref: Spice
Date: 9/6/99

Comment

I support what my bro Lenny is saying.

As for Spice, fuck you, bitch. Yeah.


Name: Pint-O
Ref:
Date: 9/6/99

Comment

Gozilla, pick on someone your own size, you gigantic idiot! Why pick on spice. Fuck both you and Lenny. And fuck your dog, too. I support the Spice girl. Personally, i will go back to zambia and who knows? maybe i'll marry spice! and neither of you motherfackas are invited to the wedding. Peace. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Name: spice
Ref: Gozilla
Date: 9/6/99

Comment

lenny, keep gozilla also, please, please please keep gozilla. as for gozilla, fuck, no chance, with one out of five people in Zambia HIV positive, you could be it, sorry you are it!!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Spice
Date: 9/6/99

Comment

Spice, get married to Pint-O and have HIV babies who will soon become opharned. The only thing you all think of is AIDS eeeh? By the way, AIDS is slowly turning out to be a poverty related desease. No food means, one is wasted in no time. And I am glad I do not have to save for a pant so I guess you are right Spice. They need me here and no one will in Zambia.


Name: pinto
Ref: henry
Date: 9/6/99

Comment

you've started me, henry. do you know that? okay, i'll marry spice. then you will marry mr.godzilla. Who has a higher chance of getting AIDS? FOOLS!!


Name: Lenny
Ref: Pinto
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

Pinto, is Spice a lady? Did you assume that since spices are used as condiments then spice must be it uuuh? What does the name Francis tell you about sex? M/F? Looks like you are about to marry yourself! Besides even if Spice was a lady, she's in love with me thats why she said I should stay here and die here so that she could one day follow me. Welcome Spice if you are a lady, run into the arms of the one who... you know who!


Name: chomo
Ref:
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

who is my fight mate


Name: chomo
Ref:
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

anybody out there to slug it out with me?


Name: SPICE
Ref: LENNY
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

lenny this is gross, are you coming on to me..? Marriage...gross, disgusting, yack! Am leaving this board...


Name: Pinto
Ref: lenny
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

Spice, please don't leave?

Henry, see what you've done now! You're so ugly you've chased Spice away. Shit!


Name: Brown
Ref:
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

Chomo, get the fuck off this site. How can you just come and invite anyone for a fight. You bored?


Name: Lenny
Ref: Spice and Pinto
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

Spice, yeah rite, meet somewhere else rite? See you there because Pinto is so nosey, I understand. He shouldn't pry like this, see what you've done Pinto? Get your nose off our business, Spice has fallen head over heels for MOI!!!


Name: Shit head
Ref: Enemyofthestate
Date: 9/7/99

Comment

I want to fight


Name: shitkiller
Ref: shithead
Date: 9/8/99

Comment

With who? your head smells


Name: Tezira
Ref: all surfers
Date: 9/9/99

Comment

Please can we refrain from from using such foul language. I understand this is 'the Springer' site, but even on the Springer show, bad language is sensored. We can make fun of each and still have fun, but keep bad language in the locker rooms. This is a public site.

Thanks,

Y'all


Name: Gozilla
Ref: Tezira
Date: 9/9/99

Comment

to hell with you Tezira! but thanks for the advice, i wont use any of this shit langauage again.


Name: JK
Ref: Every one
Date: 9/9/99

Comment

I don't think any one who has commented on this site knows what they are doing. This is a simple but good indicator to the intellectual abilities of our young ones( and not so young too).


Name: Mr. Nice
Ref: Chaps abroard!!!!!!!!
Date: 9/9/99

Comment

I wish chaps like Lenny could come and sweep our Lusaka town clean than doing it in the foreign land. We need your services please come back, you have gained enough experience and exposure. We shall definately pay you what you are worth. Are they still calling you 'BOYS' out their.

If you don't sweep, better still come cook. Cairo road is full of take-aways.


Name: Mr. Nice
Ref: Chaps abroard!!!!!!!!
Date: 9/9/99

Comment

I wish chaps like Lenny could come and sweep our Lusaka town clean than doing it in the foreign land. We need your services please come back, you have gained enough experience and exposure. We shall definately pay you what you are worth. Are they still calling you 'BOYS' out their.

If you don't sweep, better still come cook. Cairo road is full of take-aways.


Name: Pinto
Ref: JK.
Date: 9/9/99

Comment

JK how old are you?


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Mr NICE
Date: 9/9/99

Comment

Mr Nice, come and sweep the streets, yes I could do it if the money was right, infact with pride. Is there anything wrong with sweeping the streets even though I am a professional and have never done it before. I have taken part in community work involved with cleaning though!


Name: JK
Ref: Pinto
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

Does it matter how old I am? What do you want to say anyway?


Name: Mr. Nice
Ref: Lenny
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

It's nice to learn that you are a professional. For how long have you been out? Have you not saved enough? Come back and serve your country now. Are you a proud Zambian? When did you last visit us?

Ala 'pound' tayakaleke ukuwama. Plan now so that we could have your contributions practically when you grow up, that is if you are not already an old man. Contribution yapa Net cimo nokonaula.


Name: Mr. Nice
Ref: Lenny
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

It's nice to learn that you are a professional. For how long have you been out? Have you not saved enough? Come back and serve your country now. Are you a proud Zambian? When did you last visit us?

Ala 'pound' tayakaleke ukuwama. Plan now so that we could have your contributions practically when you grow up, that is if you are not already an old man. Contribution yapa Net cimo nokonaula.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Nice
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

No ways mudala, shut up, all you are interested in is coming to say, "Mwabaona baja, ati nima Professional, kuti? Bakudya mauzo"!!! Come back where? And whose gonna pay me? By the way, I don't get that over-valued crap called the Pound!!! I get green money, the color that matters!


Name: pinto
Ref: jk
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

jk, relax


Name: Christmas Banda
Ref: Lenny Henry stinks
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

Who do you think you are to write on this chatline and critisize us zambians in Zambia. Yes tou should not come back, (you probablt do not have any money to). It is either you shutup or you get the fuck of this line!


Name: Christmas Banda
Ref: Lenny Henry stinks
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

Who do you think you are to write on this chatline and critisize us zambians in Zambia. Yes tou should not come back, (you probablt do not have any money to). It is either you shutup or you get the of this line! By the way I know who you are BOY, Iam coming for you.


Name: Nalipena
Ref: Tezira
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

Listen...Uleumfwa.This is a room for all to enjoy and get on eachothers necks ! If you do not like it , do not visit this room! UNDERSTOOD .....GOOD


Name: Nalipena
Ref: Christmas Banda
Date: 9/10/99

Comment

I just want to say I agree with your statement. Lenny , please ...wekabwela pantu ukaleta ama problems kubana ba mu Zambia ....


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Christmas Banda
Date: 9/11/99

Comment

Christmas, Come I will stomp a mud hole in your butt. It will require doctors in South Africa to put you together again. Ha!


Name: Mr. Nice
Ref: Lenny
Date: 9/13/99

Comment

You better start addressing me as Mr. or else i will f*n' close your sorry a...

Don't come back. Muzatibweletsera cabe AIDS. We do not want you. Why should you talk nonsense about our lovely named currency, kwacha, though not as powerful as their money not yours. It is not your money. One day those f*kers will wake up on wrong side of their shit and will order all you sinners (prodigal sons & daughters) to get back to your mother land. You better have respect for us here - tuli nshimbi. We survive even under difficult circustances. We are the REAL SONS & DAUGHTERS OF AFRICA. Please shut the f*k up and get the hell out of this sweet line.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: Ka nice!
Date: 9/13/99

Comment

Ka Nice wilaangala ayi. I will make a mouth where your nose originally used to be waunfwa ayi? It'll take a good surgeon probably the caliber of Yakub to mend you back. Mulinshimbi sha chibuku na kachasu!


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: ka dumb nice and christmas!
Date: 9/14/99

Comment

Now you 2 dunderheads read this and compare with my message about why I wouldn't come back at least now and tell everyone that you are dumies! Inshimbi sha Chibuku! I guess you don't even have time to exercise your brains with anything else apart from thinking how to get more Kachasu everyday!

http://www.zamnet.zm/zamnet/zadama/news/1999Sep14.1UNZA.FRO.html


Name: Mr. Nice
Ref: Lenny
Date: 9/14/99

Comment

This tells me you are still at school or may you are just a house tutor for some brut....

Way to go school-boy!!!!!!!!!!

I would rather i drink something original(kachasu) than some less powerful and nutritional stuff like Gin. Original is always good. What do you think?


Name: Mr. Nice
Ref: Lenny
Date: 9/14/99

Comment

This tells me you are still a school boy. Way to go boy....

Or may be you are a house tutor teaching people's children from backyards. Should the closure of UNZA be the only thing to keep you away from home-sweet-home.

Who says Chibuku is no good beer. Mind you it is very nutritious. And for your information i would rather i drink someting original like kachasu than your so called spirits. Only one sip makes me start flying in mid air. Why waste money mudala.


Name: Lenny Henry
Ref: dumb nice
Date: 9/14/99

Comment

Nice by the way if I should call you Mr. then what should you call me? Bricks and dumbness are synonymous and to this your name should be attached, so probably "dumb as a brick" suits. You have no idea about what the horse looks like and who stole it. Patriotic to Zambia and Africa but unable to protect the horse and the inability to understand the underhand methods that were used to steal the horse. Real money knows no color nor is it owned by anyone. You cry foul when green money runs out in Zambia. Even National Breweries can't afford to buy decomposed corn to brew Chibuku. You should know and respect the finger that feeds you. Yet your head is so clogged that you have the audacity to say "their money". Even a newly born baby knows the value of green money. Its international and we accepted it at the Bretton Woods institutions. You see where the horse was captured? Where were you then? Probably in a hogs arse trying to capture a ham sand wich, hhm?


Name: Pac
Ref: everyone
Date: 9/15/99

Comment

there is a war in here.


Name: Nalipena
Ref: I think it is Choma
Date: 9/15/99

Comment

Please !! The person who wrote that this site is not for Zambia .....please I don't want to ever catch you on thst site again ...YOU HEAR ! Very silly for you to say that , just because you don't know how to read or know who Jerry Springer is don't mean you have to come talking like that !! You primative bush pig!


Name: Madilu Systems International
Ref: Shaka
Date: 9/16/99

Comment

where is that asshole? Shiki? shaka? shiki?

The war continues here. Where was i?


Name: Musizana
Ref: "GOD"
Date: 9/16/99

Comment

I dont want no fight. But just this muntu calling themselves GOD is no good. Need some help with naming yourself? Could come up with proposals ka just gimme a chance and we all gonna be happy. (Remember I said I said no fighting) no faul language either. How about heeding my advice. Lets leave GOD out of this. You could be some small gee oo dd though. Even then ibwelenimofye. Tachiweme bane. Mulechindika Lesa okay


Name: sim
Ref: Chimuzi
Date: 9/17/99

Comment

You guys are shit! Every day its insults, morning insults, lunch insults, supper insults, oneday some of you will start insulting their parents, watch out.